Pleeeeeeeeeease buy me a cookie

by Meg on September 2, 2006

We came all the way over here, and I sat in the cart, just like you axed, and I BARELY sniffed that Daschund’s butt, and I didn’t pee on your bed at home so PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE buy me a cookie?

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<shaking head at unbelieveable puppy-dog eyes> Good work, C.S.O. and Julie.

{ 100 comments }

1 TeeJJ 09.02.06 at 4:05 am

Am I first?!?! A newbie!!!OMG…those eyes…..

2 Dannee 09.02.06 at 4:06 am

Oh my gawd! The eyes! They cannot be real! Must… snorgle!!

3 Michele 09.02.06 at 4:06 am

Oh! The saddest face ever! I am sure it is manipulated but I care not. That is adorable. I would buy him 587 cookies. Plus one for the sender-inner

4 TeeJJ 09.02.06 at 4:07 am

*hyperventilating*

5 Claire 09.02.06 at 4:08 am

Somebody knows how to get spoiled, he’s totally perfecting his “I’m sorry I didn’t mean it, you still love me right?” face…

6 Denita TwoDragons 09.02.06 at 4:10 am

I better hide this pic from my son, or he’ll likely take notes…*LOL*

Who could resist such a long-suffering look, eh? Give him all the biscuits he wants!

–TwoDragons

7 Jennifer 09.02.06 at 4:12 am

::SPLODES::
that made this utterly horrible day, get so much better!

8 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.02.06 at 4:21 am

Adorable pup!
Photo shopping…J/K refering only to the cart.
Couldn’t resist!

9 lurkertype 09.02.06 at 4:27 am

This is why they call ‘em “puppy dog eyes”! Good boy!

10 Jalebee 09.02.06 at 4:33 am

Dude, get that dog needs an US Weekly, a bag o Cool Ranch and a sixer of Fresca. HELLO Labor Day weekend!

11 Not That Mike The Other Mike 09.02.06 at 4:34 am

That reminds me: I need to add “dog” to my shopping list.

12 Sarah 09.02.06 at 4:35 am

I would like to see this puppy have a ‘big sad eyes’ duel with Puss in Boots. He’s formidable.

13 Dannee 09.02.06 at 4:37 am

Okay, that’s just ridiculous. Tear your eyes away from those puppy dog eyes and perfect ears and you’ll notice the dog magazines in the background, too! And are those dog beds? Is that a whole warehouse dedicated to fulfilling those begging eyes?

14 Sara 09.02.06 at 4:40 am

the first thing i noticed was the purse lol.. maybe i’m more of a cat person

15 Mina 09.02.06 at 4:42 am

OH!!!!! Those are the saddest eyes Ive ever seen!! <3

16 Meg 09.02.06 at 4:42 am

No Photoshop was used, I have been assured. This entry is from Chief Sister Officer, People… It’s her friend Julies’ dog… Baroo!?

17 bearlet 09.02.06 at 4:52 am

at a study group in high school, i once was rubbing a friend’s cocker spaniel’s belly, and i received that SAME EXACT LOOK whenever my hand “disengaged”. i SO did not get any homework done that night.

18 C.S.O. 09.02.06 at 4:53 am

CSO here people, this image is *not* I repeat *not* Photoshopped. If it was I would have made his eyes blue.

19 mariser 09.02.06 at 4:55 am

hobie is so velveety! and the ears are so suedy. must.touch.screen.again.and again.and again.and again…

20 mwake 09.02.06 at 4:56 am

If you believe that I have a Jessica Simpson CD to sell you!

21 mariser 09.02.06 at 4:56 am

CSO,

no, not blue! brown eyes are so poifectly soulful.

22 O.V.McFur 09.02.06 at 5:08 am

Hey Julie, I still think you should have named him Lamont Reno McFur brother of Otis Vegas McFur IV. Perhaps we should have a naming contest. Go C.O. Go! Rename that Pup!

23 Subhangi 09.02.06 at 5:15 am

All right, that’s it. I’m gonna kidnap this guy.

24 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.02.06 at 5:22 am

Meg I was refering to the cart …shopping cart a joke…Not that I thought it was Photo shopped…

SHOPPING CART/PHOTO (of) SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! J/K!

25 Meg 09.02.06 at 5:27 am

OMG, I’m a dork, and too tie-tie to git the joke. ;)
XOXOXO

26 mariser 09.02.06 at 5:28 am

Meg,

you and me both…
but I don’t have to get *every* joke.

27 AuntieMame 09.02.06 at 5:29 am

Besides, if it had been ’shopped, someone would have done something about that hideous bag. :)

*skritches pup behind left ear flop*

28 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.02.06 at 5:30 am

Whew! Thanks for coming back once you got my joke & especially for the X’s & O’s
Right back atcha Meg!

29 betty 09.02.06 at 5:42 am

awww poor widdle pupperkins…I’ll buy you a cookie wookie…

Good thing I didn’t see him in real life because not only would I have smothered da pupperkins with cookies I would totally ’sploded and messed up his velvety proshness.

30 CSO 09.02.06 at 5:43 am

Poster #3 said it was “manipulated”. Hobie’s Ma is an art student, I think the bag is artsy!

31 persimmontree 09.02.06 at 5:43 am

guh! heart shaped nosicle!

32 TeeJJ 09.02.06 at 5:44 am

I was SUCH a good boy at Pet….. and all mom bought me was that stooopid pooper scooper! PS notice the hua-hua on the mag cover all *barooo*

33 Siirenias 09.02.06 at 5:55 am

That could be my store! I work at a PETsMART.

34 Pika Hikari KT 09.02.06 at 6:04 am

Nobody can resist the puppy eyes. NO-BO-DY, da wan!*huggle-snorgle*

35 Rich Fader 09.02.06 at 6:23 am

Okay, keep him away from the cockers. He’s already learned the eye thing.

36 Mandi 09.02.06 at 6:23 am

omg…that is so adorable!! i would buy him a cookie…can i buy you a cookie…or a million?? wow.

37 morgan 09.02.06 at 6:43 am

OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!! this doggie is to die for!

38 shy me 09.02.06 at 7:22 am

OH! I am going to DIE!!!

I’m actually trying to figure out how to get through my computer screen so I can love and hug and smoosh that pupppyyyyyyyyyyy

39 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.02.06 at 8:12 am

Nope Mariser, you don’t have to get every joke…I wasn’t asking anyone to.

But since t’was obviously misunderstood by some…I wanted to come back and make it more clear…

I think if you were the one being misunderstood you’d want to do the very same…a… make it clear as tropical water,explaination.

No worries I’m just sayin’ is all…

40 Pamela 09.02.06 at 8:49 am

Oh yeah, sad eyes like that work every time. I seem to remember that is how I ended up owning a dog. LOL!

41 Michelle 09.02.06 at 9:50 am

Lawd help me. That is the sweetsaddest expression I’ve ever witnessed. ::sigh::

42 Michelle 09.02.06 at 9:53 am

hahah “artsy” bag. I guess that ’splains why I thought it was chic.

43 StormCat 09.02.06 at 9:53 am

Does anyone else want to smell his puppy smell and play with the floppsie ears?!?!?! I have a thing for ears and THIS little dude hits it dead on!!!

*flops ears backward, then forward, then backward, then forward*

44 Donna 09.02.06 at 11:54 am

I’ll get those cookies right now.

45 Lex - Be 09.02.06 at 11:56 am

Lurkertype: you’re totally right!!!
Not that mike, theother mike (any longer name?? :-p ): humm, just wanted to say “Lol”.

And the magazines on the back? They made think about “men” magazines: Play dog, Hot Daschunds, Hot Dog… Ok, loll, Just saying :-D .

The puppy eyes looks also like one of those “supposed to be” hot guys posing for a picture and taking that look that could get women to take care of them. The James Dean, or Justing Timberlake thing. “I’m cute and hot, what can I say? I’ve been born like that. Don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful” kinda thing? You know?

And that green bag is just awesome!! I want one!!! :-p

46 vigilant20 09.02.06 at 12:24 pm

Awwwwwww what a sweetie!

47 Brak_Silverbone 09.02.06 at 12:53 pm

This little cutie is working it for all he’s worth!

Yeah, I’d buy him a cookie or two, or three.

48 Danielle 09.02.06 at 12:55 pm

We have 2 yellow labs and they LURVE trips to any big doggy shopping warehouse (like Petsmart). Imagine 2 of those pups, constantly squirming like little tadpoles in a cart. They did get just a bit of attention from other shoppers. Just a bit. Max and Maggie are 5 years old now, still squirm, but have way lost that wonderful puppy dawg smell. Boy do I miss that smell!

49 PuppyMomma 09.02.06 at 1:18 pm

You can come and live here with us in Dog-topia little baroo. No need for the sad eyes. It just makes me need to snorgle you more.

50 ceebs 09.02.06 at 1:58 pm

How do people live with those sad puppy dog eyes looking at them all day long?

That dog would be 300lbs of treats when I was done with him & my guilt!

Cute or Sad?
yup, both!

51 Sabba 09.02.06 at 2:37 pm

PETsMART+StateLineTack is my second home. I ought to own stock in the company. Although, I hate going because of all the puppehs looking at me and bouncing around. Makes me want to buy one just so I can fit in with the PETsMART shopping masses.

Only thing is. PETsMART welcomes pets… however, I’ve never seen anyone bring in a horse. Mayhap I shall be the first. Pony would like to go try on halters.

http://dapony.zoto.com/img/45/622ea5df96b310dcd7b007e0d1235f89-.jpg

52 Dak 09.02.06 at 2:38 pm

Hobie is indeed the real deal. He joined us at a cookout yesterday and that face slayed every one of us. Nice one, Julie!

… and I like your bag, too. :)

53 ceebs 09.02.06 at 2:40 pm

Awww, Sabba! cute pic! I was all awwwww-ing over the crimpy forelock and then i saw THE TONGUE!!!! cute!

54 Sabba 09.02.06 at 2:48 pm

Thanks, ceebs! TEH TONGUE is his secret weapon.

55 Danielle 09.02.06 at 3:26 pm

Our yellow lab Max loves to lick you on the mouth!

You just have to make sure your mouth is closed! I usually give him my chin (and he’s none the wiser!)

56 Laurie C 09.02.06 at 4:28 pm

Here, doggie, just take the whole bag.

57 Laurie C 09.02.06 at 4:29 pm

He should go to a bank and ask for a dollar. He’d walk out rich and be able to buy all the cookies he wants.

58 Peg of Tilling 09.02.06 at 4:30 pm

Oh dear! It’s the soft beggary of Lorna Doones expectations!

59 Rafael 09.02.06 at 4:37 pm

If this sad puppy and the tiny mew kitteh join forces, they would certainly rule the world.

Meet Sad Face and the Tiny MEW!!!!

60 jaypo 09.02.06 at 5:06 pm

Sabba, pretty pretty Pony, wavy mane!

Puppums has been practicing this look when mom isn’t around, I fear.

Very fab *mod* purse, btw.

61 Lex - Be 09.02.06 at 5:14 pm

Damn, I like that bag…
oops, is it a dog bag?
Anyway, luve the seventies greenie look. Rrr. :-p

And the dog has a so expressive look, it looks human!

62 HonorH 09.02.06 at 5:25 pm

Oh, that’s just not fair! Must give doggie cookie. Now.

63 julie 09.02.06 at 5:51 pm

The bag is a Jenny Norene.
http://www.jennynorene.com/

64 Lisa 09.02.06 at 6:00 pm

Don’t give me that look. I told you. No. Cookies. No.

Told you. Stop!

Stooop!!!

Aaah, well, okay, I’ll buy you a cookie.

65 Zorbs 09.02.06 at 6:00 pm

Flappy ears on Labs slay me every time. Of course, the eyes say a lot as well!

66 Lauri 09.02.06 at 8:15 pm

N. Dwarf Rabbit Owner (Heartheartheartheart),
I “got” the photo-shopping joke and actually had my dogs looking at me for laughin’ too loud.

I don’t get ‘em all, but I sure lurved that one! ;)

67 Lauri 09.02.06 at 9:00 pm

Pleeeeeeease buy me a Mewing Kitten.

68 jaypo 09.02.06 at 9:12 pm

Lauri! :-p

69 A thinker 09.02.06 at 11:23 pm

Not a dog person, but: cute pup.

70 Sarah 09.02.06 at 11:48 pm

If he opened his mouth and the sound from the ‘Tiniest Mew’ kitten video came out, all the cookies in the shop would fly off their shelves and pile into the cart of their own volition.

71 Robbie 09.02.06 at 11:57 pm

I just want to plant kisses all over that sweet poopy face and snorgle up a storm!

72 Momo 09.03.06 at 12:15 am

he looks so sad..

73 Rachel 09.03.06 at 12:35 am

OMG I would buy the store for that aborable puppy, even if he peed on my bed!!!

74 Lauri 09.03.06 at 1:15 am

Lol…you might buy him, but after he had peed in yer bed a few times, ya might hire a personal dog trainer. ;)

75 Saint Stryfe 09.03.06 at 1:57 am

I’m remembering back to an Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit on SNL:

Puppy: Please, please get me that cookie.

Farley: By… GAHD… Get the damn PUPPY… his god damn COOKIE!!!!!

Puppy: Please, a cookie would be ever so nice.

Farley: YOU EVIL SON OF A GET THE DOG HIS FORSAKEN LITTLE COOKIE YOU

76 Jackie from Michigan 09.03.06 at 2:28 am

I’ve heard of the puppydog face, but this is the epitome of it. Hell, if my Gold Lab pup gave me that oh-so-endearing face, he’s gonna get cookies and a fresh Jumbone and one of those rawhide squeakies!

77 Russ 09.03.06 at 2:37 am

The very definition of puppy dog eyes! None more perfect!

78 sgum 09.03.06 at 2:39 am

OMG!! Don’t these people know that that puppy could jump out of that cart and land on its head. This is animal abuse of the highest caliber. You can tell by his eyes that he is not enjoying this! Don’t people know that these animals are bred for floppy ears. They are essentially deaf!

Sorry. I had to say it before anyone else could get to it. Sweet puppy!

79 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.03.06 at 3:19 am

((((Thanks Lauri!
Glad you got my joke…

And laughed out loud about it…
Thanks for showin’ some “lurv”

& I “lurv” your reply post!

& my, that, (heartheartheartheart) inclusion I LOL,LOL,LOL’d!!!))))

80 Viatrix 09.03.06 at 4:42 am

Ohhhh…the precious little pup, and the eyes, the eyes! Cannot…resist…must give…biscuits. But he can’t have biscuits until he’s been thoroughly snorgled and his soft little snoot has been kissed.

Oy, the puppy mind control works every time!

81 Laura 09.03.06 at 5:18 am

OMG!!

“Oh, little puppy. Here, take mommy’s gold card and get all the cookies you want!!”

82 georgia 09.03.06 at 12:50 pm

Sure you want a cookie and my heart and soul. You got it. Please don’t give me those eyes. To die for.

83 Lex - Be 09.03.06 at 2:32 pm

THANKS JULIE!!!! :-D !!!
“Merci” ^^

84 Denita TwoDragons 09.03.06 at 2:38 pm

Oh man…my son made that same exact face yesterday. I *KNEW* I shouldn’t have let him see that pic! He took notes after all!!

AaAaAaARG! MUST…RESIST…

*sigh* Oh heck…

–TwoDragons

85 Kara 09.03.06 at 2:39 pm

A friend of mine answers these kind of picks with ‘Gah.’ At first I thought that meant he didn’t like them … but really it just means he can’t handle the insane amounts of cute.

GAH!!!

86 Kara 09.03.06 at 2:40 pm

Er, PICS. Ha!

87 musicchick2 09.03.06 at 10:15 pm

I am a dyed in the wool cat person all the way, but THIS little guy could convert me! SOOOOOOOOOOO adorable!!! I wanna take himhome and build him a kookie kastle!

88 timmy 09.04.06 at 2:23 am

yeah i may look cute but try to steal my alpo out of the cart and i will bite!

89 taurasuzanne 09.04.06 at 2:33 am

this doggies eyes are what stuffed animal creators STRIVE for. sadness perfection.

90 Danielle 09.04.06 at 2:25 pm

Okay, so we are all agreed that the purse is awesome and that the puppy is not real but is what stuffed animal creators STRIVE for and have made.

Am I missing anything? Oh, yea . . . Proof that Hobie is not a real puppy is that nobody would put a pup in a death seat like that.

I think that covers it.

Oh yea, and I want that purse.

91 Theo 09.04.06 at 2:48 pm

Danielle — you presume too much.
The purse you can have.

92 Lauri 09.04.06 at 2:50 pm

Lol!Hmmmm…. Maybe there’s a mew mew IN the purse.

93 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.04.06 at 7:24 pm

Danielle uh I’m of the me no likey da purse crowd…
So I don’t “agree”
sorry…
;OD

& oh yeah I also don’t think the seat is a “death trap”…

LOL!

94 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 09.04.06 at 7:27 pm

Er, make that, not a “death seat”, instead of not a death trap.

95 k 09.05.06 at 2:49 am

Ha, I used to work a register at PetSmart, and the amount of manipulation the doggies would give their owners was impressive. Plus us, because we had a bowl of treats at the register and the regular pups always knew where to find them.

Aww.

96 Aubrey 09.05.06 at 4:53 am

“I am sure it is manipulated but I care not.”

Michele, the only manipulating in this picture is being done by the cookie-challanged pupster herself.

97 Cujo and Mia the Dachshund Terrorists 09.05.06 at 5:59 am

Hey, it’s ok, we dachshunds are very friendly and don’t mind having our butts sniffed!

98 Gege 09.05.06 at 11:19 am

Photoshop. those eyes not real. Photoshop.

99 Lauri 09.05.06 at 11:32 am

Nuh-uh.

100 Erin 09.05.06 at 3:56 pm

For the love of God, give the poor thing a cookie before my ovary explodes from the cuteness!!

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