Mmmmm, snoutlicioussss

GAAAAAH! SLUUUUUURP.

You can lick your own nose, and you can lick a pig, but you can’t lick a pig’s nose?

This is so yucky. ewwww….

Eww! Cute though.

“Jack was bissfully unaware of the blackmail power his mother, father and future girlfriend would now hold over him.”

My first ever “making the cut” on CO. I’m misty…really I am. I feel like I just won a prize.

I’m pretty sure no pigs were injured in the making of this snorgle.

You know, no matter how many times you warn children that, yes, your tongue WILL stick to a cold pig, there’s always that one child who simply HAS to try it for himself.

“In a scene from the new, updated version of George Barnyard Shaw’s ‘Pig-malion’ a young Henry Higgins discovers Eliza Doolittle.”

Mmmmmmmm! Bacon-y!

“George Barnyard Shaw” !!!

YUCK!!! Dunk that kid’s face in some hand sanitizer! Touching noses would have been cute, but the tongue action? Ewwww…

“Charlotte’s web…GONE WILD!”

In our over-sanitized world, I find this pic sort of refreshing… too many parents seem to want to make their kids’ environment sterile. And it’s a nice peegie.

Yknow there’s loads of bacteria and fecal matter all over that cute piggy’s snout.
Mmmm…salmonella….
I’m sure his mom will enjoy the upcoming diaper changes after he gets the runs from this kiss.

Oh, man. That is nasty.

Still cute, though.

Cerise

“a young Henry Higgins discovers Eliza Doolittle.”

Aubrey, wasn’t Henry Higgins the BEST?! And I believe it’s spelled Eliza Doolickle.

BTW, I hope that piggy washed his snout after this incident.

Yech. Pigs smell so bad I don’t know how that kid got close enough for a sample. I gag in your general direction.

E-coli-tacular.

This kid will have a super immune system.

Wrapping your kiddies in plastic wrap and coating them in sanitizer is a great way to end up with children suffering from all kinds of allergies and asthma etc.

Let the kids get dirty and swap spit with animals! Yay for kissing pigs! My own baby brother’s first french kiss was our yellow labrador. ;D

Yeah, Blue, I was going to mention French-kissing, but I didn’t know how to incorporate it into swine humor (aside from Miss Piggy and her French affectations…).

That’s just want I needed right now. I haven’t laughed that much in weeks. So cute!

I can just hear the parents. ‘Oh, look, he just loves the piggies. Get the camera’ ‘EEEEW!’ (Trying not to laugh) ‘Uh, well, I got the picture!’

I’ve kissed men just like that one!!

hehehe thats just toally anerable.

Pig: totally not cute
Kid: Completely not cute

But kid lick pig snout? Yup – anerable.

That kid is well on his/her way to becoming a full-fledged hippie. !!!Down with cleanliness!! Stick to the man!!

Sure my first kiss was exactly like that. Something to be remembered always, yuk.

*pig-like memories*

Cows and goats and other ruminants have E. coli; chickens have salmonella, but I honestly don’t think piggies are notorious for any of those infections. They are much more like us in their anatomy and such, and so things that would make us really sick would make them obviously sick. And that is a smiling happy peegie, and that is more than anyone wanted to know about animal-transmitted infections.

Laptops make it so much harder for one’s coworkers to see if one is really working…

Yuck! On the brightside, that’ll probably turn the kid into a vegetarian in no time.

i almost vomited at my desk.

Great, now alla the pervs looking for barnyard action are gonna find CO.

Reg

Scofield– :-p [snork]

Hope you’ve had better memories since then!

How licks does it take to get to the center of a pigsickle pop?

Ah – one
Ah – two …

SNORT!!!

Ta, shawnabunny. Shoulda checked the exact quote!

Children of that age will put anything in their mouths, and as a parent, you just have to cringe, chuckle, and go on with your life.

When my boy turned 1 I did a beautiful black and white photoshoot with him in our landscaped backyard. In the midst of it, I found a pretty snail to take a picture of. A few minutes later, I heard a crunch. The boy had tried his first escargot.

There comes a time in every parent’s life when your kid does something this cute and you are thinking “I SHOULD STOP THAT CHILD LICKING THAT PIG SNOUT, but first I have to take the best photo ever”.

Nothing, not even the extra dark Godiva chocolate I just consumed has made me feel as good as the 5 minute laugh I just had.

Thank you, a donation will be forthcoming.

the piggie is cute…but ewwwwwww baby spit. poor pig.

Meh. I am sure the kid was fine. Pig, too.

Oh my gawl. I so needed that. I laughed so hard I nearly choked! How adorable.

Then I scrolled down and laughed even harder at the alarmists wailing at the political incorrectness of enjoying photos of kids licking pig snouts.

And to Lori Magno… amen, Sister!

Who needs spinach when you can get all the E.coli you ever dreamed of right off a pig’s snout. Parents, hello? So cute, not safe.

oh lawd in hevvun, it’s not cute of me but I hafs ta protest! We’re heading for a major human disaster by becoming such germ freaks. Anyone know about the exponential increase in “allergies” amongst Americans? It’s huge. Keeping clean means you have zero resistance, poor natural immunity and so forth. Seriously people…get dirty and let your kids get even dirtier. It’s way way healthier. On the other paw: I hate the idea of licking a pigsnout but this pic is UTTERLY Qte!

Ew! Giggle! EWWWWW. Giggle. EEEEEEEEW. SQUEEEEEEEE! Giggle.

Ew.

Hee.

Ewwwie! xD

And hilarious. Gross and cute and hilarious.

And, meh…*shrug*…couldn’t be worse than whatever germs a dog or another human might have. I know that human’s have dirtier mouths than dogs though, so: poor piggie!

Is this how you get swine flu?

Is this how you get swine flu?

Is this how you get swine flu?

On the other paw, er, hoof, do you notice that the pig seems to be liking it? See the piggsmile? (yah, yah, I looked again. Trying to embrace the cute…)

Hogs and kisses,

useta

LOL….great stories from all of ewe!!!

Yeah, pretty much asking for a case of e. coli there. I figure this is just nature’s way of selecting for people who watch where they put their tongue.

Kinda hard on the kid, though. Feel sorry for ‘em.

Yeah, e. coli isn’t the most dangerous thing in the world. It’ll only make you sick if you, I dunno, ingest feces. Don’t worry though, it’s usually only fatal to people with weak or compromised immune systems. Like the elderly, or small children.

Like this little guy.

Hey guys, read Sy Montgomery’s wonderful book The Good, Good Pig, Christopher Hogwood. Pigs are clean, very intelligent and affectionate. It’s the humans who force them to live in slop. Janet with Angus and Misha

OMG Peeps! This is turning into INTENSE OVERLOAD. I’m guessing someone was photographing this adorable kid at the fence when he decided to do what boys do – something totally random like licking a pig snout. Stop with the e Coli thread – this was not an intentional act by someone’s parents, I’m guessing he wasn’t scooted toward piggy and told to make sweet love to the animal. It was just a fortunate funny snapshot. Live Love Laugh (at the Lick) and get over it.

Blue and misscrisp, I am SO with you.

We Americans have become such germ freaks that our immune systems are not getting enough exercise and are turning against us (allergies). I’m not suggesting that we start living in squalor, showering once a month and deliberately exposing ourselves to horrible microbes, but we definitely need to relax a little!

Ewww. This makes me want to go vegan.

Seriously, not Cute Overload’s best.

Still love ya though.

this is absolutely completely undeniably 100-per-cent-ly the most ADORABLE picture I have ever had the unbelievable good fortune to come across!! Cute Overload, I salute you! If you were here I’d kiss you on both cheeks!

EEEEEEEEEEWWW GOD!! Funny though….XD

EWWWW Thats like beyind disgusting that like disgustinified. or whateva
thats SOMEHOW cute and at the same tim ei wanna be sick
;(

pigs only stink when they’re kept penned in filth. and they’re smarter that dogs and can have a sense of humor. too bad bacon is so tasty…

Did anyone else not notice how *clean* that pen is? I seriously doubt that these pigs are wallowing in filth… that’s probably just dirt on their bodies and the kid’s just getting a good ol’ tongue swabbing of dirt and pig snot. LOL
It is gross, but kids will be kids. Cute (-ish) LOL!
Chill peoples, chill.

Of all the pictures I’ve ever seen on CO, this is my absolute FAVORITE. EVER.

Sabrina: Get a grip. It’s not irresponsible parenting when you are in the process of taking an otherwise cute pic of your kid interacting with an animal and they do the 1) unexpected and 2) normal. Kids lick things. And pigs mouths and snouts, germ for germ, are cleaner and less germy than yours. Do you kiss your kid without having first rinsed your mouth with antibacterial mouthwash? Irresponsible parenting!

Ewww, in such a funny way!

Theo (if you’re still checking this one), if you’re still having the feeding issues with your kittie, try fresh cooked chicken (preferably still slightly warm) broken into tiny pieces that can be easily swallowed. My kittie has stomatitis, and when he had his back teeth taken out, that’s all I could get him to eat. (He did the same thing yours did with tuna – just lapped up the juice and left the tuna pieces)

Good luck and hope you get a “very special delivery” soon!

Maybe it would be disgusting if both the child and the pig didn’t look as if they were enjoying it so much. As it is, this is just a beautiful moment of spontaneous inter-species snorgling.

Have you licked a pig today?

This is pretty gross. Can you imagine the boogers. Gross. *waves at ceebs*

That is so gross… cute? I think not.

*waves at kittie*

I had to LOL @ “I gag in your general direction”

and I keep laughing every time I look at this pic.

Wow…this is SO beyond not cute…..I gagged a little when I saw this. That’s disgusting, on the kid’s end as well as the pig’s. It looks like he’s french kissing the pig, and enjoying it WAY too much…

I can’t tell you how much I’ve used this picture to smile and laugh in the last few days here in Manila.

THANK YOU CO!

everyone, please notice that he’s licking the pig’s nose, not his mouth, which is below the snout and firmly closed. i can picture the piggy saying “I don’t french kiss on the first date!”

I’m just wondering about the kosher rules for this….are LIVE pigs kosher?

This is too cute!!! I can only imagine the look on Mom and Dad’s face as they try to decide whether to fall on the ground laughing or get a bottle of water stat. BTW in Savannah every year they have a “Kiss a Pig” contest… so this isn’t the only kissing of swine going around!!!

Someone mentioned the incredibly clean pen the pigs are in. OMG! Are our pigs all going to become immune-ly challenged now that we’re keeping *them* too clean? Find some muck, piggies, quickly!

My little brother almost died from e.coli (like ‘last rights’ almost died) when he was 6 months. However it was because it is a bacteria naturally found in our own bodies and his had multiplied because of a urinary infection, NOT because he had licked an animal.

Gross but HI-LA-RI-OUS.

James – well put. Adults put WAY grosser things in their mouths than a piggies nose…

/boring lecture commences here/
OK licking a piggy won’t give you the strain of E. coli that makes people so sick. That strain lives in the guts of cows. Pretty much most mammals have E.coli but only one strain makes you horrifically sick.
Salmonella is from chicken.
A pig just does not carry many diseases that make us sick. There are only two, that i can think of Swine flu and Trichinosis both of which are pretty rare now adays and the latter is a food bourne pathogen rather than something you catch from a live animal vector.
/end boring lecture part/

Wuv Twue Wuv

/boring lecture commences here/
OK licking a piggy won’t give you the strain of E. coli that makes people so sick. That strain lives in the guts of cows. Pretty much most mammals have E.coli but only one strain makes you horrifically sick.
Salmonella is from chicken.
A pig just does not carry many diseases that make us sick. There are only two, that i can think of Swine flu and Trichinosis both of which are pretty rare now adays and the latter is a food bourne pathogen rather than something you catch from a live animal vector.
/end boring lecture part/

Wuv Twue Wuv

/boring lecture commences here/
OK licking a piggy won’t give you the strain of E. coli that makes people so sick. That strain lives in the guts of cows. Pretty much most mammals have E.coli but only one strain makes you horrifically sick.
Salmonella is from chicken.
A pig just does not carry many diseases that make us sick. There are only two, that i can think of Swine flu and Trichinosis both of which are pretty rare now adays and the latter is a food bourne pathogen rather than something you catch from a live animal vector.
/end boring lecture part/

Wuv Twue Wuv

Blerf!

I lurve piggies and have petted and kissed ‘em – but have never licked one on the snout.

Yay for lectures and learning stuff and just chillin’ a bit!

I think it’s absolutely hilarious, and my Mom (the pig fanatic) would probably melt into a puddle of squee if she saw this!

Yes, it’s kinda gross, from a grownup
s point of view. But when he was two, my boy ate a beetle grub and he did just fine. And that wasn’t the WORST thing I caught the kid putting in his mouth. He’s currently a healthy 4 years (and 3 days!) old and thriving, has yet to suffer an earache or anything worse than the occasional tummy upset, and plays in the dirt every chance he gets. If I caught him kissin’ a pig I’d probably laugh mystlf into a month-long case of the hiccups, and save my worry for a genuine crisis!

–TwoDragons

I got in trouble for licking the cat when I was a kid…I wanted to kiss her the same way she kissed me. It made perfect sense at the time. (and I turned out fine, with only the occasional hairball gacked up now and then.)

It’s very cute Sure, its not the cleanest thing, but kids need to get some germs to build their immune systems up. My Natural Sciences prof said people are so scared of germs now, they’re actually hurting childrens immune systems by not exposing them to some dirt ;P

I’m perfectly willing to agree that we coddle kids too much, and we’re too concerned about germs, and that kids lick and eat and handle all sorts of gross things. That doesn’t mean I have to think this is cute. Could we have some kittinz? or wombats? or alligators? or somethin’?

Hey, D2D, you just reminded me, when my daughter was two she used to pick up June Bugs and kiss them. Lips closed, though, thankfully.

She is 21 now, and has no ill effects.

I think I’m going to vomit.

the more i look at this pic, the more i love it. wish it was my kid. ) what a cutiepie. doing what kids do best; which is to say, whatever seems fun at the time.

Pigolicious

Most girls will kiss a few pigs… before they find the guy who is RIGHT for them. This cutie-petootee could at least see what she was getting into. Often with the human form, ya just don’t know they are PIGS, till much later…

Okay – I did something different. I started scrolling down BEFORE the pic loaded, and went through all the comments and commentroversies (James – you are *wonderful*.)

Then I scrolled back up to look at the picture – and SCREAMED in delight.

I don’t think I would ever lick a pig’s snout myself, but an exposure to dirt once in a while is good for the immune system. And that kid’s on a farm, NOT in a polluted city, which means he’s gonna have a better immune system than most of us here, pigs or no pigs.

I love the pigs ears!

Holy bacon bits, indeed, batman! lol

http://www.AnimalCameras.com

it’s making me laugh all the righteous people trying to get all the people that thinks its dirty and vile to change their minds! we have a right to our opinion too. and fyi my kids are nearly teenagers. they had to close the local petting animal park here because kids kept catching illnesses from just touching animals with their hands. it is dirty.

“What do you mean that’s not an ice cream cone? I’m going to have a lick just to be sure….”

Thanks for letting me win!

“Wilbur! I know you’re a different kind of pig but this is too much! What will Charlotte say?”

and two movie franchises bound to come together:

“Babe 4: Look Who’s Talking Reborn”

OK. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

pfft – you can get ecoli from just about anything these days. Actually the presense of the pig mucus makes it safer. He’s more likely to get ecoli playing “hide ‘n seek” in the bathroom.

It’s no biggy and I declare this picture CUTE!

Plus some of the cheeky comments have had me laughing for the last couple days.

That is one happy pig!

Meep and Pillow – see you in a week.

Oh, and do you have sites people can visit and tell you what to do, what to say and what to show? Myself, I usually spare myself the drama and don’t visit sites I don’t like. Just a hint…

I didn’t read all the comments. I just knew that people would freak over this. I’m pretty sure that kid is going to survive. People are way too freaky about germs these days.

Now, if he was holding a bag of spinach, well, then there would be a problem.

Love the piggy pic!

Barbara – it’s all in how humans behave around the animals. You must respect them and understand natural behaviors. Yes, they will attack humans if they are protecting their piglets or feel threatened.
There’s nothing more dangerous than a momma sow who thinks you are too close to her babies. A mad pig can eat a full grown cat in the blink of an eye. (Sorry, I’m full of brutal animal info today).

Relax, this pig isn’t going to be able eat the child through the fence, even if it wanted to.

Excuse me….GET THIS OFF THE FRONT PAGE NOW!..whine, whine, whine… It just seems so rude to be yelling at MeggieMoo for posting a picture she thought her peeps might enjoy. I really don’t get it. Isn’t there enough out there on teh intarwebs to get in a huff about….without bringing it onto this wonderfully, cute overloaded site?!

I’m giving Barbara Cushman and Pillow the benefit of the doubt that they’re just trolls. Otherwise, BC would be dumb enough to think it is child abuse for parents to let their kid play with a “dangerous” animal *through a fence* and Pillow is disturbed enough to find something sexual in a baby licking a pig’s nose.

that pigs snout looks cleaner than other things children have licked. Ok several misconceptions. Pigs are not dirty. My sister’s pet pig used to use the litter box. Pigs prefer to be clean. Also the overcrowding of the cities seems to me to be much more germy than the clean country air. Fresh air and sunshine seem to me to be cleaner and more antiseptic than the city life.

mmmmmm smell that dairy air.
sorry couldn’t resist.

that pigs snout looks cleaner than other things children have licked. Ok several misconceptions. Pigs are not dirty. My sister’s pet pig used to use the litter box. Pigs prefer to be clean. Also the overcrowding of the cities seems to me to be much more germy than the clean country air. Fresh air and sunshine seem to me to be cleaner and more antiseptic than the city life.

mmmmmm smell that dairy air.
sorry couldn’t resist.

that pigs snout looks cleaner than other things children have licked. Ok several misconceptions. Pigs are not dirty. My sister’s pet pig used to use the litter box. Pigs prefer to be clean. Also the overcrowding of the cities seems to me to be much more germy than the clean country air. Fresh air and sunshine seem to me to be cleaner and more antiseptic than the city life.

mmmmmm smell that dairy air.
sorry couldn’t resist.

oh and best way to get stuff off the front page is send in tons of cute pics for Meg to post.

oh and best way to get stuff off the front page is send in tons of cute pics for Meg to post.

oh and best way to get stuff off the front page is send in tons of cute pics for Meg to post.

Although out of sheer spite, I’m kinda hoping Meg takes the weekend off and doesn’t post anything for a few days…

Not only was this my first posted submission to CO, it was full of commentroversy:) WOW!

What a bunch of loons out there. Theriouthly.\

On an unrelated note, there is a funny set of pics I sent meg a while back of my lab puppy in a pair of 3 sizes too small vicky’s secret panties. They were hilarious.

Apparently….I’m just one huge pervert. Babies licking pigs…puppies in panties. Oh dear. I probably need counseling.

PS STOP TELLING MEG HOW TO RUN HER SITE.

Jenn – you are a hoot! Do post the puppy panty pic.

I love the pig pic. Yay, livestock!

How about a nice treyf kiss for Rosh Hashanah?

L’shanah tovah, y’all.

Oooo, yes, Lori Magno, let’s stop a war!! Seriously!

*Adjusts her internet panties*

Does anyone have a photo of an Emu in *internet panties*? Something as cute as the topic at hand?

Hmm… what IS the record for the most posts after a picture. I think this one beats the “hemp bunnies” pic. :p

What is wrong with everyone? Just because this pic is on the cutest website in the world doesn’t mean that it is cute! It is actually really gross. I feel really sorry for the baby. I hope the baby dosen’t get any disease.

i actually love pigs. they can be very sweet if they are raised in the company of people.

That said-Doodalalala, I had my stomach pumped twice as a kid for eating stuff that i should not have. When i ate the glass xmas tree ball, they couldn’t pump my stomach and had to feed me bread and milk. Kids survive all sorts of crazy stuff.

Jenn if you need a vox invite i have a couple still.

i actually love pigs. they can be very sweet if they are raised in the company of people.

That said-Doodalalala, I had my stomach pumped twice as a kid for eating stuff that i should not have. When i ate the glass xmas tree ball, they couldn’t pump my stomach and had to feed me bread and milk. Kids survive all sorts of crazy stuff.

Jenn if you need a vox invite i have a couple still.

i actually love pigs. they can be very sweet if they are raised in the company of people.

That said-Doodalalala, I had my stomach pumped twice as a kid for eating stuff that i should not have. When i ate the glass xmas tree ball, they couldn’t pump my stomach and had to feed me bread and milk. Kids survive all sorts of crazy stuff.

Jenn if you need a vox invite i have a couple still.

Wolfwhocriedboy – the tops is over 1000 and featured a baby human as well. I’ve seen it referenced better than I’ll do it justice, but what do you think about babies and kittens together? I’ve been warned not to read all of it, so I haven’t, but I hear it gets pretty nasty. Enjoy!

Haha, aw no!! Tragedy!! Some vacuous idiots have been put off their food because the pig licking picture makes them ill and they’ve threatened to ne’r visit the site again – WHAT EVER WILL WE DO!!???!?!!!!?!?!!!!!!!

Okay, this thing is growing on me.

Look Mom! Hot Dog! (Needs mustard.)

Nicole — red pens are bad? Since when?

*sighs* Every time I get comfortably lurked, some new controversy must arise.

Can’t you kids keep the room clean? I keed, I keed.

Jenn, that picture is beautiful. As many others have explained, there is no imminent danger here. Take off you flame retardant panties and breath!

Rampant misuse and overuse of antibiotics are going to kill us all. We are dirty creatures, same as any other. Over sanitization is a prime culprit in the near epidemic instances of asthma and allergies. Our own immune systems are turning against us. We are getting weaker and the bugs are getting stronger. Human technology has allowed as to devolve to more feeble forms, and many seem bent on encouraging it.

Spray your Raid and apply your hand sanitizer. The bugs are laughing, and bidding their time.

P.S. It’s Meg’s damn blog and she will post what she pleases. Deal with it. I suspect she is having a fine chortle over the controversy.

How did I miss this?

This picture reminds me of one of my sister and I at our great-aunt’s dairy farm, when we were about three and five. My sister let the newborn calves suck on her fingers, but I was convinced they’d bite me. I didn’t listen when everyone told me they didn’t have teeth. In the picture I look totally disgusted that I have cow spit on my hand at all.

Good God, people, I’ll lick each and every oneaya!

awww

That’s just plain disgusting. Instead of taking a photo, I’d have washed that kid’s mouth with soap. Don’t his parents know that pigs carry parasites? That snout was full of crap.

mmmmmmm…. scrapple.

This pic is absolutely beautiful and just plain makes me happy!! Jeez, people, lighten up and recognize that mankind thrived beautifully well before the world of hand sanitizers. Sheesh.

I love the joy and sweetness of this pic, and I love that it reminds me of that raw, visceral, “I can’t stop giggling because I’m so incredibly happy to be alive in this world” feeling I had as a child…and, on a good day, as an adult.

Awesome picture — and totally off the chart on the cute-o-meter!

O M G…..I am gonna die laughing here.

This manages to be both incredibly cute and a little bit icky at the same time! Love it!

This picture is really discustingly cute!!

I thought my wife was going to pee her pants LOLing at this.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
If that was my kid i would have her suck on a peice of soap all day!
Or i would just tell her to get her tounge replaced. Because you dont know were that snout has been (LOL!).
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