large schnozzle percentage and tiniest of ears

by Meg on September 27, 2006

Um, THOSE EARS must be stopped. Athena A., do you realize that sending this image in means NOTHING BUT PURE HAVOC for our audience? Offenses of this photo include; closed eyes, large schnozzle-to-other-features-ratio, TINIEST of ears and MAKING ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS DAMMIT

Panschnozzle_1

Le sigh.

{ 118 comments }

1 ariel 09.27.06 at 1:32 pm

pink panda!

2 Dannee 09.27.06 at 1:36 pm

I have to say… cute or creepy? He kinda looks like he has no eyes. xD

3 Lauri 09.27.06 at 1:38 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWW! He is aNERable. Schnozzleschnozzleschozzle.
Yeah, baby!

4 CB 09.27.06 at 1:42 pm

I can’t HANDLE the CUTE!

5 Yasmine 09.27.06 at 1:47 pm

That is an exceedingly ugly animal. I’m guessing panda. Eww.

6 A thinker 09.27.06 at 1:49 pm

Yes, immediately upon seeing this linked (from Fark I think) first thought was: Cute Overload!

But I figgered Meg would have ten gazillion people sending it in, so refrained. And I. was. right.

7 A thinker 09.27.06 at 1:50 pm

That is an exceedingly cute animal. Definitely panda. Squee.

8 david 09.27.06 at 1:52 pm

that should be the atlanta zoos new baby panda and its a girl

9 greenighs 09.27.06 at 1:53 pm

and the cuteness of the eye markings … living anime eyes!

Been busy at a conference, missed you all!

10 Beth 09.27.06 at 1:55 pm

Baby pandas are so cute. They kinda look like little wormies when they’re born.

11 finn 09.27.06 at 1:58 pm

<3 A thinker.

and ditto the squee.

12 jaypo 09.27.06 at 2:00 pm

bald pandy, so squeet.

13 Peg of Tilling 09.27.06 at 2:01 pm

Suddenly I am overcome by the need to rush out and buy a panda Beanie Baby(tm).

14 Theo 09.27.06 at 2:06 pm

Pandito!!
We don’ need no steenkin’… um…
(little help, here?)

15 Diem 09.27.06 at 2:11 pm

gently touch finger to nose…

Beep!

16 Diem 09.27.06 at 2:13 pm

Ice? We don’ need no steenkin’ ice.

17 Redzilla 09.27.06 at 2:14 pm

Ow ow ow. My head hurts from thinking way too intently about smooching this little guy’s snoot.

Hey, I know what might cute this up for Yasmine…if this panda were in an empty Pan and Beans can. Anybody else remember Homer Simpson’s favorite Chinese restaurant? Kentucky Fried Panda. It’s finger ling-ling good! Stopping now, really, I’m stopping.

18 mariser 09.27.06 at 2:15 pm

…badgers? We don’t need nto steenkin’ badgers?

19 maymee 09.27.06 at 2:18 pm

PANDAPANDAPANDA!!!
*squeeeeee*

.::POIT::.

20 marie 09.27.06 at 2:19 pm

FINALLY A PANDA featured on CO!!!!!
Pandas are probably one of the cutest fluffiest roly poly animals on earth. The adorable black markings, especially on their round ears and paws are REDONK!

21 maymee 09.27.06 at 2:22 pm

Have you ever in your life heard the noise that baby pandas make? OFF THE SCALE cuteness!

22 ka9q's wife 09.27.06 at 2:24 pm

Peg of Tilling have you really thought about the consequences of rushing out to buy a beanie baby. Thousands of those things are bought every year only to languish on shelves when their owners are tired of them….oh the humanity. And yet these irresponsible manufacturers crank out millions of them every year, because people still buy them even though they have more beanie babies than they need at home. I vow to make some really silly threat if you ever grok wing-wangs again.

stheriouthly what a cute baby.

23 Theo 09.27.06 at 2:26 pm
24 Floydie Bear 09.27.06 at 2:29 pm

Its ears look like little bits of felt stuck on! -like a teddy bear! guh!

25 sfxmaven 09.27.06 at 2:39 pm

Wayyyyyyyy tooo cuuuute!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVl-doNlOsQ

Panda, panda, panda!

26 Michelle 09.27.06 at 2:45 pm

Awwwww. wee pink pandy.

27 John Park 09.27.06 at 2:52 pm

Ewwwwwww…

28 Donna 09.27.06 at 2:57 pm

Much too tiny! Much too tiny!

:(

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (sniffsniff)

29 jaypo 09.27.06 at 3:01 pm

Yes, Diem… “beep”

30 marie 09.27.06 at 3:01 pm

Theo,
I stand corrected. How could I have missed all these!!!!!? I thought I was a devoted CO head too….! I will resume my cuteologist duties with vigour!

31 Theo 09.27.06 at 3:05 pm

Extra credit for finding all the panda-wannabee posts, too.
;)

32 jaypo 09.27.06 at 3:13 pm

T-o, I don’t know how you remember everything the way you do. Your mind must be cavernous. I mean, in a good way… ;-)

33 Peg of Tilling 09.27.06 at 3:22 pm

Please, k9q’s wife! Let us not return to the great Qte War of 1907, when the evil Count von Harshington vowed to make all cuteness adhere to the Nuffingham Cathechism of 1614, leading his armies with the dreaded war cry “ONLY KITTENS! ONLY KITTENS!”

Fortunately von Harshington’s forces of Ortho-Cutesy collapsed from within after the kittens/kittens-with-ribbons schism of 1908.

34 Redzilla 09.27.06 at 3:27 pm

Eeeeh! Peg, I cannot breathe, thou hast made me laugh so heartily.
Down with the Nuffinghams! Hooray for the forces of Hetero-Cutesy!

35 Theo 09.27.06 at 3:34 pm

Google, Jaypo. Google.

36 Cerise 09.27.06 at 3:57 pm

Theo! It was so much more fun thinking of you with an enormous, echo-y head. With stalactites.

[shuts up, kisses the behbeh]

37 Distractor 09.27.06 at 4:01 pm

Holy bejesus! The size of that snoz is amazing. I feel like I should wrap it in a bow or something…. I have no idea why though.

38 Theo 09.27.06 at 4:09 pm

Cerise — that’d be the HAT.
(hat… hat… hat…)
http://www.sawtellfamily.com/images/2003/Disneyland03/SoleneAliceMadHatter.jpg

39 fruityoaty 09.27.06 at 4:19 pm

Oh, that’s adorable!

40 Cerise 09.27.06 at 4:20 pm

Oh, dear god. [squeezes eyes shut, pinches bridge of nose]

You’re taller than I’d imagined…

41 Danielle 09.27.06 at 4:31 pm

How about …

We don’t need no stinken’ pandas looking like sushi.

Eating my lunch here, folks. He looks like something i just popped into my mouth.

(mmm… more wasabi, please)

42 jaypo 09.27.06 at 4:34 pm

“Cerise — that’d be the HAT.”

SEE!!? That’s what I mean!

43 Susan 09.27.06 at 4:34 pm

It’s SCHNOZZLEDELIC!

44 Aubrey 09.27.06 at 4:37 pm

T:

I see you as Joel Robinson wearing the giant head:

“Who’s That Guy With The Big Head?”

45 Marianne Moore 09.27.06 at 4:49 pm

THE EARS THE EARS!! *Dies*

46 jenni joon 09.27.06 at 4:49 pm

Ok… this must be illegal. Sorry, past a certain level of cute-a-tude? I can’t work under these conditions, DAMMIT! Submitting bay-beh panda pics??? Oh for the LOVE….! (thank you sir, may I have another??!) he he he!

47 Mel 09.27.06 at 4:57 pm

OMG. I’m shaking from the cuteness. Look at the lil mist o’ fur that just covers the pink noggin. I’m dying.

48 ka9q's wife 09.27.06 at 5:01 pm

Peg yes but we must still be ever vigilant for roving groups of Neo-Nuffinghams and even worse, the Harschists.

*Takes a big huff off a passing kitten then snorgles a rescue puppy and feels too mellow to argue with anyone, in fact i don’t want to move…except for the unexplainable munchies for animal crackers.*

49 Who? 09.27.06 at 5:07 pm

Oh nose! Teh poor bebeh is about to be picked up by a zombie!

50 Who? 09.27.06 at 5:07 pm

Seriously, is that person dead, or what?

51 Lindsi 09.27.06 at 5:17 pm

Uhhh… no, they’re wearing latex gloves, I believe. Hehe.

Insane cutetity. xD

52 jaypo 09.27.06 at 5:19 pm

“Seriously, is that person dead, or what?”

Latex gloves, to protect bebe from germs.

53 Annie D 09.27.06 at 5:32 pm

I LOVE pandas.

Some people think that baby pandas are ugly. To me, they just look like serious little OLD pandas.

And then, when they grow up, they look all chubby and baby-like!

54 Cerise 09.27.06 at 5:32 pm

Jaypo, regarding the hat reference: tewtally. What, uh, does Teho do for a living, exactly?

55 Theo 09.27.06 at 5:35 pm

Just to be crystal clear: You do understand that’s not actually me, right?
I am not a Disney drone.

56 Laurie C 09.27.06 at 5:37 pm

He is, however, completely mad. As we all are.

57 Mad_Mike 09.27.06 at 5:37 pm

Sththuper schnoz!

58 Peg of Tilling 09.27.06 at 5:40 pm

Thank you kindly, Redzilla. And k9q’s wife–Neo-nuffinghams? Harschists? Tip of the iceberg! There’s the dog-hair-o-ticks of the “ONLY PUPPIES” K-Nuffinghams (barking mad, most of them) and the pig-centric Nuffinghogs, who sue-eed to make the NuffingHAMs become NuffingTITEs…waste of blood and lawyers, though.

59 Theo 09.27.06 at 5:45 pm

You mean to say, there’s something wrong with wasting lawyers?

60 Theo 09.27.06 at 5:46 pm

(wow, I’m really obnoxious today…)

61 AuntieMame 09.27.06 at 5:50 pm

There is something weirdly creepy about newborn pandas. I think it’s the pink skin peeking through the thin, white hair. Plus, they’re so wobbly and out of control.

But they grow out of it! :)

62 Redzilla 09.27.06 at 5:51 pm

I used a couple of lawyers to seal a crack in my house’s foundation. Is that wasteful?

63 Theo 09.27.06 at 5:55 pm

Litigation… latex’d foundation… all the same to me.

64 Peg of Tilling 09.27.06 at 6:01 pm

I once used a seal to crack a couple of lawyers:

Peg: Look! a seal!

Lawyers: NO! MAKE IT STOP!

Seal: Ark! Ark! Ark!

65 Theo 09.27.06 at 6:03 pm

[suppressing fits of giggles]
[poorly]

66 A thinker 09.27.06 at 6:13 pm

Wow, everybody is really funny today.

Either that, or I’m just in a reeeeaaallly good mood–maybe both.

67 A thinker 09.27.06 at 6:19 pm

Or maybe it’s those kittens I’ve been huffing…

68 sabrina 09.27.06 at 6:20 pm

cute

69 Aubrey 09.27.06 at 6:21 pm

“I think it’s the pink skin peeking through the thin, white hair. Plus, they’re so wobbly and out of control.”

Honey, that’s me in five years.

70 Theo 09.27.06 at 6:22 pm

[suppressing fits of pathos]
[with 100% success]

71 Cerise 09.27.06 at 6:28 pm

Whatever, Aubrey. You’re prolly 35. Christ.

Theo, how on earth could you hang out on here so much if you were prancing around Disneyland in a weird costume? Probably why you changed jobs, what?

72 Lisa 09.27.06 at 6:38 pm

Need more pictures of it when it’s grown some! Baby pandas are just the cutest fluff balls!!

73 Aubrey 09.27.06 at 6:56 pm

Cerise, I won’t see 35 again. Passed by like a speed limit warning. Hope you didn’t take the comment the wrong way.

74 Cerise 09.27.06 at 7:14 pm

No, darling. I was perhaps overly rigorous in my well-meaning effort to assure you that you don’t sound 5 years shy of er, pinkness. And wobbling. [nervous smile]

75 StormCat 09.27.06 at 7:14 pm

Aubrey – “passed by like a speed limit warning”

LOVE IT!!!!

That’s like the comment, “I love deadlines… I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by…”

*giggle*

76 AuntieMame 09.27.06 at 7:17 pm

Yeah, I can see 35, too.

Clearly.

In my rear-view mirror. :)

77 Aubrey 09.27.06 at 7:19 pm

Cerise:

YAY!

78 Subhangi 09.27.06 at 7:21 pm

Newborn bebe pandette!!!! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!

79 meshia 09.27.06 at 7:29 pm

omg the shnoooooozle

it is the sweetest little pandalove ever!~!

80 ka9q's wife 09.27.06 at 7:50 pm

OH dear lord you guys actually look in yer rear view mirror? Damn.
I give my age in either Hexadecimal or Binary as it confuses the hell out of people. That makes me 2E or 00101110.

Peg I hate to be Dogmatic about this but you neglect the only fluffy nuffinglambs, the wild and wooly nuffingrams and the anti-children league and their auxillary the nuffingprams. I know they are but small factions but they can be very vocal. They are always bleating on about some wrong they feel has been dealt to them. I would feel a bit sheepish if i neglested them though.

81 ka9q's wife 09.27.06 at 7:50 pm

um negelected

82 J. Bo 09.27.06 at 8:03 pm

I’m only 17… in base panda.

83 Cerise 09.27.06 at 8:05 pm

Neglected + molested = Neglested

Very apropos, ka9q’s wife. [grins]

84 Theo 09.27.06 at 8:06 pm

AuntieM — um, right-ways-round, wouldn’t that be “53″?

85 AuntieMame 09.27.06 at 8:06 pm

Eek! I think I like hexadecimal better than binary.

In binary I’m 101000, but in hexadecimal I’m still 28. =)

86 hrh.squeak 09.27.06 at 8:38 pm

Happy happy joy joy! Funny funny thread, youall. I haven’t been moved to comment in the other threads, just to run away with my tiny tailio tucked between my legses.

Is it wrong to want to put this pandalette gently onto a warm tortilla and wrap him tenderly up and then nawm him to bits?

87 Laurie C 09.27.06 at 8:46 pm

squeak, or, maybe a rice-paper wrap.

88 Kate 09.27.06 at 8:50 pm

I’m glad I’m not the only one who likes to *beep* animal noses. I though I might be weird or something…

*slips into fish costume and goes for a ride on her invisible giraffe, Gerald*

89 MamaDawn 09.27.06 at 8:56 pm

The proper base for a panda roll is an egg roll rapper, or for more fiber, a really soft baby blanket.

90 J. Bo 09.27.06 at 8:58 pm

Mmm, moo shu panda… cutest thing on the menu.

91 AuntieMame 09.27.06 at 9:07 pm

Theo.

THPTHTBHBTTHT!

:-)

92 k 09.27.06 at 9:08 pm

I’m with Donna – much too small!!!! Makes me too nervous to be truly cute!

93 Theo 09.27.06 at 9:10 pm

fish costume… invisible giraffe… can’t stop… LOL’ing…

94 hrh.squeak 09.27.06 at 9:12 pm

Yup, shoulda been a mu-shu wrapper. Sorry, tortilla is my ultimate comfort food and I wanted comforting.

(throws stale tortillas at trolls till they go away)

95 Peg of Tilling 09.27.06 at 9:23 pm

K9q’s wife, once you start trying to classify the Nuffings it very quickly descends into the realm of woolly logic–they’re such loosely-knit groups, with all their do-knots and crochets–and if you forget one you have to take it on lamb and that would be baaaaaad.

96 Aubrey 09.27.06 at 9:27 pm

Yeah, Peg, they do tend to embroider the issue, making it seem more complex than necessary; and whenever they find a spy in their midst – yes, they drop a snitch.

97 Rachel 09.27.06 at 9:29 pm
98 Theo 09.27.06 at 9:33 pm

[oh dear heaven, not *another* punfighter...]

99 Aubrey 09.27.06 at 9:41 pm

The better to needle you, my dear.

100 lurkertype 09.28.06 at 12:19 am

This is like… a nanopanda. A picopanda.

101 Theo 09.28.06 at 12:23 am

I’m telling you, it’s PANDITO.
[distant flute trill]
[tumbleweed]

102 Peg of Tilling 09.28.06 at 12:25 am

This is actually a needling-exchange program.

103 Aubrey 09.28.06 at 12:40 am

Peg, I think T’s fabric is unraveling. He’s been odd all day, and now he’s gone all wood-nymph-ish on us.

104 Cerise 09.28.06 at 12:55 am

No, like the Western, Aubrey.

[raises flute to lips]

oo-WEE-oo-WEE-ooooooh,

wah wah waaaahhhh

Right, Teho?

105 Theo 09.28.06 at 1:01 am

That’s the very one. You’re good. And Aubrey’s bad. Which leaves me with… aw crap…

106 Aubrey 09.28.06 at 1:06 am

It’s good to be bad, especially when it means that T. is not going about looking like this:

http://www.fotosearch.com/ARP115/pan

107 jaypo 09.28.06 at 1:06 am

I’m just reading the posts and getting all warm and snuggly cuz I lofs you guys.

108 jaypo 09.28.06 at 1:07 am

It’s the good, the panda, and the snuggly!!

109 hrh.squeak 09.28.06 at 6:46 am

“Nuffers? We don’t need no stinking Nuffers!”

ooWee ooWee ooooohhhh
waaah Waaaah waaaaah . . . .

110 hue 09.28.06 at 11:43 am

ahhh!!!!! so sweet!!!!!!

111 ariel 09.28.06 at 7:20 pm

best. thread. EVAR!

112 Sarcasta 09.28.06 at 9:25 pm

(throws stale tortillas at trolls till they go away)

hrh.squeak… NO!!!! Don’t FEED them.. then they’ll NEVER go away!

113 hrh.squeak 09.29.06 at 12:17 am

Sarcasta – OOhhh, you’re right. In fact, I would like someone (Teho?) to make a postable sign for right after one shows up saying DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS, IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM.

On the other hand, a *really* stale homemade tortilla (yes I do know how, no I don’t do it very often), flung properly, can take your Head off.

114 Lauri 09.29.06 at 2:32 am

I know that for a fact, hrh.squeak. I have read Wolves of the Calla. Stephen King.

115 hrh.squeak 09.29.06 at 6:59 pm

You’re *kidding*, Lauri, right? Stephen King wrote a horror story about TORTILLAS????!!?? Oh, the comestibility!

116 Shannon L. 09.30.06 at 4:41 pm

*shudder*

Adorable and gross at the same time, lol.

I’ve always been creeped out by uber-baby animals, and we’ve had alot of them. This is cuter than most, but still gives me the chills, heh.

I can definitely apreciate the awesomeness of this though. *thumbs up!*

117 masa 11.14.06 at 3:56 pm

disgusting

118 Theo 11.14.06 at 4:03 pm

LOL!!! I tewtelly missed HRH Squeak’s comment from Sep 29 there… sublimely silly!

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