Pass the Haagen Paaws

by Meg on September 24, 2006

I just LOOOVE that Dulce de Leche.

Passitover. C’mon.

STOP HOGGING IT!

Dumpling

Squirreltastic image from Chelsea W.

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1 newlee 09.24.06 at 3:08 pm

first????

2 newlee 09.24.06 at 3:11 pm

sweet!

‘lil dood looks like he’s growing his fingernails so he can ….reach….ehn…..that…..ehhhhhhn….itchy back….

3 Zap 09.24.06 at 3:12 pm

Okay, I know this little sucker needs to put on weight before hibernation, but… christmas cookies… I hope that’s one big tunnel entrance! They could wash the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel if they soap him/her up and shove him/her through!

4 Lex - Be 09.24.06 at 3:35 pm

Jabba? Is that you?
You’re cuter than I thought…

5 Michelle 09.24.06 at 3:35 pm

Wha? How the hell am I gonna stuff him in my mouth? And the tail! My gaia, the tail!

6 Kim H. 09.24.06 at 3:46 pm

What exactly is this furrilicious little rodent? A ground squirrel? Gopher? Prairie dog? Groundhog?? Whatever he is, he’s a sweet little ball of rodent blubber and fur. Hope he has a nice cosy winter, dreaming of tasty vegetable matter.

7 Lizzy 09.24.06 at 3:51 pm

Pudge pudge!! I must snuggle the puuudge! What a perfectly snorgtastic little ball of fluff. Once she passes out for hibernation, it’ll be 24-hour-a-day snugfesting.

8 CB 09.24.06 at 3:54 pm

That’s a squirrle?!?! That actually makes me really sad. The poor little lardo probably can’t climb a tree to save his life. I think that level of obesity is animal abuse. He clearly didn’t get that way w/o the help of people.

9 Mystery Wolf 09.24.06 at 3:59 pm

Yeah I can almost imagine the poor critter’s clogged arteries

10 useta hada kitteh 09.24.06 at 4:00 pm

CB — chill. That isn’t a tree climbing squirrel. Check out the tail! That’s a ground-squirrel of some sort or description. A completely round, ready to hibernate the winter away, ground-variety squirrely-rodenty-something. A really cute one. A really round one. If an animal is programmed to hibernate, non-obesity would be the cruel thing. Have you ever seen bears preparing for winter?

11 Christine B. 09.24.06 at 4:00 pm

I’m actually 90% positive that the chubby lil’ ball of fluff in the photo is a groundhog. Still in the squirrel family, but not quite a squirrel. ^^;

12 Catman Dude 09.24.06 at 4:07 pm

“Fat? What fat? Just gimme those biggie fries! Like NOW!”

13 mariser 09.24.06 at 4:10 pm

that’s a mos’ precious squirrel/ground squirrel/gorundhog/whatevs. and definitely prepping for Winter.
I’m curious about the environment, though, was this pic taken in the wild, in a habitat? the ground cover looks like wood shavings.

14 useta hada kitteh 09.24.06 at 4:16 pm

mariser — definitely looks more like the pic was taken in the Tame, rather than in the Wild, but who knows? Wherever he/she hibernates, he/she is one cute critter.

> “Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fur!”

15 useta hada kitteh 09.24.06 at 4:18 pm

The trouble with typing with one hand while eating a bagel with the other (getting ready for hibernation, myself, cuz it sounds so good), is sometimes yer comment gets screwed up. That was supposed to say “In Jerry Lee Lewis voice — Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fur!” Don’t know where Jerry Lee disappeared to the first time!

16 Noelle 09.24.06 at 4:36 pm

That rodent is in perfect shape.

What?! Round IS a shape! :P

17 Judy B 09.24.06 at 4:38 pm

“A completely round, ready to hibernate the winter away, ground-variety squirrely-rodenty-something.”

And if turns out that he’s fat even for a ground dweller at least he’s the perfect shape for rolling from A to B.

There’s always a silver lining!

18 Denita TwoDragons 09.24.06 at 4:38 pm

It’s either a squirrel-shaped softball, or a squirrel that ATE a softball…

–TwoDragons

19 geekette.co.uk 09.24.06 at 4:39 pm

Woah!! Its so fat you can hardly see its tail, and squirrels are FAMOUS for their bushy tails!

20 Kim H. 09.24.06 at 4:44 pm

mmmm… hibernation… mmmm…. bagels…. maybe that’s why I am so sleepy this morning. It’s time to get fat and hibernate!!

21 warrior rabbit 09.24.06 at 4:52 pm

“Round IS a shape!” lol

I’m thinking this squirrely-rodenty-something is a groundhog, and he’s puttin’ the word hog in groundhog fer shure.

He reminds me of William Howard Taft, actually.

I can imagine him saying, “I’m not fat, I’m portly,” except I really wonder whether he can port himself anywhere any way but by rolling.

22 Jordan 09.24.06 at 4:56 pm

Awww it’s a cute little squish!

23 Loris 09.24.06 at 5:03 pm

He’s just big-boned.

24 Rafael 09.24.06 at 5:14 pm

Squirrels pull up to the McDees drive through:

Sqirrel: I’ll have a #2, a #5, two #1 and a supersized #6, with a diet soda.

25 Kate 09.24.06 at 5:18 pm

I think photographing him from above has made him look fatter than he is… sort of telescoped him up.

He was probably *mortified*… “That’s not my good side! Look at my ass! My ass is NOT that big. I’m so depressed now. Give me doughnuts.”

26 Subhangi 09.24.06 at 5:21 pm

Good Lard, now *that’s* what I call a furball!

27 musicchick2 09.24.06 at 5:22 pm

Loris – I LOL’ed at “he’s just big boned”. Having been overweight most of my life (not now..size 8 now) I can totally relate to that statement. Priceless! :-)

28 useta hada kitteh 09.24.06 at 5:28 pm

“He reminds me of William Howard Taft, actually.”

Snort! Guffaw! Warrior Rabbit, that’s so good! Wonder if this skwerly thing had to have a special bathtub made for him, too??
(and to geekette.co.uk, ground squirrels don’t have the same bushy tail as Chatterer the Red Squirrel up in the tree. They either have little flicker tails about two to three inches long, and thin, or a little skwiff of a tail like this er, “round” specimen. I’m sure he’s not covering up a whole bushy tail under there. Although who knows what might be under there? The entire city of New York perhaps (I can see the headline now, “Squirrel, Readying Self for Hibernation, Eats Central Park”)

29 Peg of Tilling 09.24.06 at 5:40 pm

Monica: Remember the camera adds ten pounds–

Chandler: How many cameras did you have pointed at you?

(I think he’s a perfect pooshula just the way he is.)

30 Jane 09.24.06 at 5:43 pm

It’s a gerbil! Check out the tail.

31 Viatrix 09.24.06 at 6:16 pm

Look out, Pilsbury Doughboy, you have competition! Do you think Mr. McPortlygroundsquirrelersons will object if I reach out and tickle his warm, furry, pudgy tummy?

Speaking of Chatterer, big Mother West Wind props to useta hada kitteh!!!! We dearly loved those books in my house :) And I love “Great Balls of Fur,” too. It’s so very Paws Up (TM)!

32 Claire 09.24.06 at 6:35 pm

He really looks more like a prarie dog to me, of course I could be wrong. Whatever it is, I’d like to pick it up and snorgle it, even risking those nasty claws on my face. Sometimes animals just end up pudgy, my friend’s sister has a cat that eats nothing but diet cat food, and weighs like 20 pounds. *Shrug*

33 fate 09.24.06 at 6:45 pm

omg thats like CUTE do you ever see overfeeding animals as animal crueltly?

34 noelle 09.24.06 at 7:08 pm

Whenever I call my cat Mitzi fat, my grandma says “Now don’t call her that, she’s not fat, it’s just her SHAPE.”

Yeah. I wish I could use that excuse!!!

35 Laurie C 09.24.06 at 7:11 pm

Claire, “nothing but diet cat food” can still be expected to make a cat fat if it eats a *lot* of diet cat food. Just like humans get get plump on obnoxious amounts of Snackwell cookies. Like the ones in my cupboard right now, that I’m rationing.

36 emily 09.24.06 at 7:26 pm

awwww that is the cutest hacky- sack i ever seen!

37 Jackass fan 01 09.24.06 at 8:10 pm

FAT SQUIRRELETUDE! SQUEEEEEE! MY FAT SQUIREEL! MYYYYYYYEHN!!!!

38 Clotypus 09.24.06 at 8:12 pm

It’s a prairie dog croquette!

Someone pass the gravy! ^^

39 Jackass fan 01 09.24.06 at 8:17 pm

noooooooooooooo hacky sack!

40 Ebeth 09.24.06 at 8:32 pm

It’s his defense mechanism. Like a puffer fish. He’s a puffer-squirrel.

41 BlurpleBerry 09.24.06 at 8:47 pm

Omigosh! Soooooooo cute!

42 Opa-Opa 09.24.06 at 9:06 pm

Definitely doesn’t look like a groundhog or a prairie dog to me. Check ‘em out on Wikipedia — even with the hilariously squooshy body making it difficult to compare, the face and the tail are totally squirrely.

Now I wonder if ground squirrels really hibernate, or if they just roll to the bottom of the their burrow and can’t make it back uphill until they burn off the pounds. We need a team of Cuteologists to spend some time listening at the entrances this winter, reporting back whether they hear teeny squirrel snores or the faint sounds of jazzercise.

43 DanS 09.24.06 at 9:23 pm

They do say the camera adds 10 lbs.

44 Zap 09.24.06 at 9:38 pm

“They do say the camera adds 10 lbs.”

So this ground squirrel weighs eleven pounds instead of one pound.

William Howard Taft– I love it.

45 A thinker 09.24.06 at 10:09 pm

FAT SQUIRRELER!!

I wish to hug it. It looks eminently squeezable.

46 Penny 09.24.06 at 10:10 pm

LOL! This should be in the CUTE OR SAD category. I suspect we will see this pleasantly plump little guy on NBC’s “The Biggest Loser” some day.

47 Denita TwoDragons 09.24.06 at 10:12 pm

fate: Ummmmm…lemee see if I get this right…a ground squirrel; a species KNOWN for its pre-hibernation habit of gorging itself on every edible thing it can get its paws on so it’s nice and fat for the winter, is…somehow…become CRUEL?!

My irony-meter just hit low-earth orbit…

–TwoDragons

48 lurkertype 09.24.06 at 10:13 pm

Sqwerl is in shape.

Round is a shape!

A spherical sqwerl. The mind boggles.

49 Raj 09.24.06 at 10:23 pm

Okie off to weightwatchers with you ;) !

50 SurlyGirl 09.24.06 at 10:25 pm

Aiyee! I want to eat him! But not really ’cause that would be mean. Smooshy fat squirrely pie!

51 Jenni 09.24.06 at 10:43 pm

Anyone else think of the blueberry girl in Willy Wonka?
D***, now I can’t get that weirdo music outta my head… doompity doo…

52 Allen 09.24.06 at 11:06 pm

That is a Prairie dog!

53 Lizzy 09.25.06 at 12:44 am

… Pardon the impending buzzkill. But can we please not mock the sqwerl for being fat? I’m in a treatment center right now recovering from an eating disorder, and those kinds of comments – no matter who says them or at whom/what they are directed – are very triggering to me. Sorry… I’ll go away now.

54 Laurie C 09.25.06 at 12:46 am

Lizzy, good luck in your recovery.

55 useta hada kitteh 09.25.06 at 12:48 am

I’m not mocking him… but I just hovered my mouse (computer mouse, not the rodent variety) over his picture, and a tag came up that said “Dumpling”. So he’s not a sqwerl, he’s a dumpling. Glad we got that cleared up.

56 useta hada kitteh 09.25.06 at 12:50 am

Yes, Lizzy — with Laurie C. I wish you well. Take care of yourself.

57 Lerrinus 09.25.06 at 1:10 am

He’s not fat, he’s extra fluffy! lol! Great pic! :-D

58 RidBaxter 09.25.06 at 1:26 am

A perfect demonstration of the amazing rodent ability to mimic spheres. This guy is 24% chub and 75% rodent poof (that’s *p.o.o.f* not that other stuff, which is the missing 1%).

My hamsters look exactly like this guy until they unpoof and do things like squeeze through coin slots.

59 Lauri 09.25.06 at 1:37 am

All I can say looking at this guy is “BLOOP”!

60 mim 09.25.06 at 2:11 am

OMG, that is too cute for words. This is probably the cutest squirrel I’ve ever seen. :)

61 Lauri 09.25.06 at 2:18 am

Hahahaa…I see the pic is titled “Dumpling”….so perfect!

62 Pepper_Imp 09.25.06 at 3:11 am

That’s too cute to be allowed. He looks like a fuzzy marshmallow!! I must have him…and snorgler teh massive belly. Are there currently any rules on head to body ratio?

63 Anita 09.25.06 at 3:12 am

This “Dumpling” has been sitting in the fridge too long; it needs a shave!

64 Anita 09.25.06 at 3:14 am

He got too close to the air hose: Inflate-a-Squirrel! Tie a string to his tail before he floats away!

65 Clotypus 09.25.06 at 3:25 am

Lizzy – Let’s just say I FEEL YOU SISTER. I humbly apologize if anything I said offended you. I wish you NOTHING BUT THE BEST and send you healing love on your path to recovery.

Also *looks around* if you could possibly pass along the name of the treatment center …that would be really swell >> < <

66 Lizzy 09.25.06 at 3:34 am

No problem, Clotypus, and thank you. It’s really hard a lot of the time, but I’m working on it. It’s so brave of you to ask. This center is called Center for Hope of the Sierras and is in Reno, NV. The staff (therapists, resident assistants, etc) are truly wonderful people.

67 Danielle 09.25.06 at 3:41 am

Looks to me to be a captive, Townsend’s ground squirrel. Here is a link to another. See what you think.

http://www.paulbannick.com/others/mprsbbm/i.htm

(This one looks like he’s waiting for a bus)

68 useta hada kitteh 09.25.06 at 3:59 am

I promise I’ll quit posting comments about this little guy soon! Could be a Townsend’s…the thing about ground squirrels is they all look kinda similar. Check out this Richardson’s Ground Squirrel (we have a lot of ‘em where I live). This particular little guy is just working up to Dumpling status:

http://www.enature.com/fieldguides/detail.asp?recnum=MA0194

Then again, there’s this one, which shows off his/her manicure…

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/current/curtis/richardsons/richardsons12.jpg

or da sweetie babeh one…(he’s picture 4)

http://weaselhead.org/profile/?s=561

Who knows? But I still wuvs him to bits!

69 Aubrey 09.25.06 at 3:59 am

I had to read the entire post before I realized that this was a squirrlie I was looking at. At first I thought it was a perioge dog.

70 Ant 09.25.06 at 6:05 am

I love the filename for the photograph:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/dumpling.jpg

71 Fran 09.25.06 at 7:49 am

Prairie dog. :)

72 Left O' Mississippi 09.25.06 at 1:26 pm

This ground squirrel obviously recently completed an economics class and realized it would be more efficient to eat other squirrels who had already done the labor of gathering and eating nuts….now he’s eyeing the cameraperson….

73 Left O' Mississippi 09.25.06 at 1:26 pm

This ground squirrel obviously recently completed an economics class and realized it would be more efficient to eat other squirrels who had already done the labor of gathering and eating nuts….now he’s eyeing the cameraperson….

74 Left O' Mississippi 09.25.06 at 1:26 pm

This ground squirrel obviously recently completed an economics class and realized it would be more efficient to eat other squirrels who had already done the labor of gathering and eating nuts….now he’s eyeing the cameraperson….

75 Left O' Mississippi 09.25.06 at 1:26 pm

This ground squirrel obviously recently completed an economics class and realized it would be more efficient to eat other squirrels who had already done the labor of gathering and eating nuts….now he’s eyeing the cameraperson….

76 Left O' Mississippi 09.25.06 at 1:26 pm

This ground squirrel obviously recently completed an economics class and realized it would be more efficient to eat other squirrels who had already done the labor of gathering and eating nuts….now he’s eyeing the cameraperson….

77 Left O' Mississippi 09.25.06 at 1:26 pm

This ground squirrel obviously recently completed an economics class and realized it would be more efficient to eat other squirrels who had already done the labor of gathering and eating nuts….now he’s eyeing the cameraperson….

78 Northy 09.25.06 at 1:38 pm

OMG it’s like… A Dollop of squirrel! XD

So cute!!! SQUEE KAWII!!

79 Lauri 09.25.06 at 1:49 pm

Ooo, all the links for other ground squirrels were great, you guys!

Hehee, LeftOMississippi, great thought!

80 Beans 09.25.06 at 2:15 pm

Peeps, it is not a squirrel. Cerial! No squirrel hands, no squirrel tail! Stop calling it a squirrel.

81 Theo 09.25.06 at 2:26 pm

OOOOOOOO LOOKIT DA POOFY SKWERL!

[winks to Beans]

82 wheels 09.25.06 at 3:04 pm

Hey! Who turned up the gravity?

83 Lauri 09.25.06 at 3:59 pm

It’s a ground squirrel.
It’s a round ground squirrel. It’s a found sound round ground squirrel.
It’s a squirrel.

And, with luck it will never be ground into ground round Ground Squirrel.

Squirrel.

84 Lauri 09.25.06 at 4:00 pm

Man have you ever stared at the word squirrel too long?

Oook.

85 Lizzy 09.25.06 at 4:05 pm

LOL Lauri. The word squirrel has lost all meaning now.

86 Beans 09.25.06 at 4:19 pm

I was like “Husband, check out this funny cute picture.”

(he walks over)

Hmm.

?

Looks like he was foi gras-ed.

Now that you mentioned it, his eyes actually Do look kinda sad. Hmm.

87 Aaron DeLay 09.25.06 at 4:30 pm

Tonight on the True E Hollywood story of Chip from “Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers”…

88 Aaron DeLay 09.25.06 at 4:31 pm

Tonight on the E! True Hollywood story of Chip from “Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers”…

89 carolina 09.25.06 at 4:38 pm

Butter Squirrel Ball!!

90 Loris 09.25.06 at 4:44 pm

Is it bad that I sort of want to play pool with him as the cueball?

Thought so.

91 Holly 09.25.06 at 4:44 pm

*looks at squirrely guy* Ehn! I know the feelin,pal! Being pleasantly plump myself, i find it’s just more to love and snorgle.

92 Mad_Mike 09.25.06 at 4:50 pm

I thought this kind of thing only happened in cartoons. Does he make silly ‘blooing-blooing’ noises when he walks?

93 Clotypus Strikes Again 09.25.06 at 5:13 pm

I think he’s trying out for a character part in Loco Roco!

94 Tracey 09.25.06 at 5:55 pm

Would love to see more pictures of this one!! Adorable!

95 Tracey 09.25.06 at 5:57 pm

He’s not fat, he’s fluffy.

96 Laurie C 09.25.06 at 6:25 pm

My favorite flavor of Haagen-Pawsz: Ground Squirrel.

What?

97 ebee 09.25.06 at 6:49 pm

Can he be my widdle fuzzy doorstop? I would feed him haycorns and knit him little sweaters and caps with pompoms and he would greet people and announce them at my house. Pweeeez???

98 ceebs 09.25.06 at 6:55 pm

“I’m MELLLLLTINNNNG!!!!”

LOL@ pieroge dog!

99 Lauri 09.25.06 at 7:41 pm

Yes, ebee, you may have your wish, if you supply us with pictoors!

100 ebee 09.25.06 at 8:13 pm

Lauri–
You wouldn’t tease a girl wouldja? I’ll start knitting right now. Send a telegram when he’s on his way…I’ll meet him at the train station to pick up his valise. I’m laying in a stash of haycorns and honey and I have a little basket lined with flannel for him to sleep in by the fire. Anything else?

101 Kara 09.25.06 at 8:44 pm

I think we’ve got an ‘unspeakably cruel and not at all cute’ up there, don’t we?

Take a drink!!!

102 Lauri 09.25.06 at 10:56 pm

Heeeee, now a vision of Mr. Roundtocks donning his Bowler and stepping onto a train has popped into my head!

103 Lacey 09.25.06 at 11:02 pm

Dulce de Leche…actually my favorite kind of ice cream. Coincidence? Sure….But was it coincidence that I happened to be eating it while I read this caption?….I think not…

104 Lauri 09.26.06 at 2:03 am

oooooo, the Universe luvs teh Cute, Lacey!

105 E. Collison 09.26.06 at 3:13 am

Does nobody else fine this image a little alarming/scary?

I hope I don’t dream about this…

[runs away from needle-sharp claws.]

106 useta hada kitteh 09.26.06 at 3:19 am

E.C. — don’t be scared of the needle-sharp claws! The sqwerly thing just uses them for knitting long sqwerly scarves and blankies for hibernation time. Nuttin’ to worry about at all, at all. Poke, poke.

107 emily 09.26.06 at 3:44 am

oh my gosh, it just totally occured to me,
HE MUST BE A ZOO SQUIRREL
its all so clear now.
you know those squirrels at the zoo? the ones that sit on their butts all day while they eat thrown away pop corn?

or a hacky sack / dumpling

108 emily 09.26.06 at 3:45 am

ps good luck lizzy

109 goblinbox 09.26.06 at 4:10 am

Round! Round! I think round is so important! Ach, the roundness!

110 Zer0 09.26.06 at 11:04 pm

Aw! Looks like this one is going for the minimum fur to maximum rodent award – spheres have minimum surface area.

He looks so… very well parked really. A ground squirrel who really isn’t going anywhere thank you very much.

111 Hilassy 10.11.06 at 5:54 am

CHUBBY MCCHUBBERCHUBCHUB!!!

So cute I want to bake, season, and devour this itsy bitsy fluffy wuffy chubby tubby little flufferpie! FOR THE WIN!

112 molly 10.25.06 at 12:40 am

that squirrel looks dolloped on to the ground. Dolloped. its the perfect word to describe

113 Azreal 01.31.07 at 9:25 pm

Just so you all know that is a Richardson Ground Squirrel. I know what they look like, I own one. The camera angle on that looks very diceiving. They carry a lot of weight on the bottom half of the body, so when they sit on their rears they look slightly heavy when looking straight down on them like that. They are ground squirrels and so they do not have those wonderfully bushy tails that you often think of. Just thought I would put my two cents in for what it’s worth.

114 Yubi Shines 02.23.07 at 3:50 am

A grounded ground squirrel.

…I’ll go away now.

115 Brenda&&&Hawley(L) 05.07.07 at 1:15 pm

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE DUMPLING

(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

116 Brenda&&&Hawley(L) 05.07.07 at 1:15 pm

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE DUMPLING

(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

117 Brenda&&&Hawley(L) 05.07.07 at 1:15 pm

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE DUMPLING

(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

118 Brenda&&&Hawley(L) 05.07.07 at 1:15 pm

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE DUMPLING

(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

119 Brenda&&&Hawley(L) 05.07.07 at 1:15 pm

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE DUMPLING

(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

120 Brenda&&&Hawley(L) 05.07.07 at 1:15 pm

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE DUMPLING

(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

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