Hold it right there, Señor Puppers.
You’re UNDER ARREST.
For unlawful puppitude, including but not limited to:
1. Playful, waving ‘tocks
2. Overwhelming, clean fluff and
3. A tiny mouf barely big enough to hold that tennis-ball-thing
Just stop it! [clenching eyes shut]
For God’s sake, man. Stooooooop! (I’m talkin’ to you, Janice P.)