Major Points for trying

This gal was like; "Eff it! I’m GETTING IN THAT CATEGORY IF I HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW TANK TOPS!!!

First, I’m gonna stuff 11-pound Cordy down mah shirt—OOOOOF"

Oooof

"But to really show ‘em over at Cute Overload, I’m gonna schtuff EIGHTEEN-POUNDER Charlie down in thar! woooo!"

"Ha! small cats in racks… PUH-LEASE!"

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Angela P., You really outdid yourself… what’s next?

Comments

  1. useta hada kitteh says:

    Charlie’s expression says it all. I can tell he’s thinking “you are so dead when I get outta here…”

    Good grief!

  2. useta hada kitteh says:

    Not to mention, I got here firstest! And I don’t even LIKE the cats ‘n’ racks cat-agory.

  3. Charlie looks a *wee* bit uncomfertbuls in there.

  4. O
    M
    G
    W
    T
    F
    B
    B
    Q
    !

  5. ROFLMAO!! Howling. Tears rolling. Snorting. I’m rendered completely incapacitated by the C&R cuteage.

  6. “So you were too cheap to go out and buy a padded bra?”

    or

    “Sure – use me as a Wonderbra – only these pads have claws!”

  7. hahahahaha – at least I only *thought* of stuffing 14-and-a-bit pound Edgar down my top. Very funny, Angela!

  8. …don’t know about this C&R pic. I keep going back and looking at it trying to figure out what’s *really* going on.

  9. REEEEEE—DONK!

    you KNOW that cat hasn’t come out from under the guest bed for the last 3 days since this event!

  10. I know what it is. It’s the blue upholstery effect. Check.

  11. Oh man. My catten might be in for some ‘rack’ time. It’s just so inspiring!

  12. I will not say “look at that pussy spilling out of her shirt”
    I will not say “look at that pussy spilling out of her shirt”
    I will not say “look at that pussy spilling out of her shirt”
    I will not say “look at that pussy spilling out of her shirt”
    I will not say “look at that pussy spilling out of her shirt”

  13. THIS IS SO WRONG. IT IS IMMORAL TO PUT OVERSIZED CATS IN YOUR BRA-LESS TANKTOP. IF YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS CUTE, TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE SMOKING, BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON SOME.

    THANKS.

  14. THIS IS ALSO THE LAMEST ATTEMPT TO APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE TITS. LOOK AT THE WOMAN’S SKIN, SHE’S LIKE 80.

  15. useta hada kitteh says:

    Whitney Bi: Why are you yelling at us? We didn’t do it.

  16. I’M NOT YELLING. I’M JUST USING CAPS SO PEOPLE CAN READ WHAT THEY SEE. IDIOT.

  17. Whitney, if we couldn’t see we couldn’t read it. Why don’t you calm down some. You don’t like it. That’s ok. Live and let live.

  18. WOW, HOW INSPIRING. I’LL CHOOSE HOW TO LIVE MY OWN LIFE, THANKS. I HAVE OPINIONS, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. WHY DON’T YOU PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH AND, “LIVE AND LET LIVE?”

  19. Before you call somebody an idiot..maybe you should read up on net slangs and such. Using caps is a form of yelling.Besides, we can see just fine without the caps ^.<

  20. Thank you, dear.

  21. That is NOT a happy cat!

    Poor kitty!

    LOL!!!

  22. Where’s Teho when you need him?

  23. Subconscious desire to be pregnant maybe? Just a little :P

  24. That’s so wrong, in that it was clearly a stunt, and the cat can’t really enjoy it.

    And yet here I sit, giggling to myself gleefully :P

    Looks like my kitties :) (er, not that I stuf them in my clothes, they’re just big bundles of fur!)

  25. She DOES need some smokage, that Whitney does…she’s just pissed cuz she & Bobby Brown fiiiiinally called it quits.
    :-P
    *puffs, passes*

  26. If you’ve never felt catness pressed on your bare chest, I suggest you try iiii……

    …er…..

    was that out loud?

  27. So wrong. And yet so right.

    Hee!

  28. Funniest

    scrolldown

    ever.

    I think I tinkled a little I laughed so hard.

  29. michellemybelle says:

    Ceebs –

    That. Was. Great.

    (Not a fan of Whitney & Bobby, but what a glorious trainwreck to observe)

  30. As an encore, Angela’s husband will stuff Cordy, and then Charlie, down his trousers. (Oh, I hope not… and so do they, poor dears….)

  31. Get a grip, Whitney.

    This is hilarious, btw :)

  32. that is one huge cat.

    look at his back paws!!!?!

  33. I laughed out loud at Zap. What a mental image.
    On another note: those cats are huge! What are those people feeding them?!

  34. Really don’t know how I missed this post until now.
    [bemused expression]

    Speaking of expressions, I’m just a-gonna anthropomorphize the hell out of pic #2. Look at Charlie’s face. TEH EYZ. In my head I hear him saying (in Ben Stein’s voice) “Don’t. Even. Start. You have *no* idea, people, the perversities she subjects me to. Every SINGLE day, she gets that slack look… and out comes the camera. This little pose that you’re on the lucky end of? …*nothing*. There’s barely any LYCRA involved, let alone… um… but we’re PG-13 here, aren’t we.”

  35. I think Charlie died a little inside

  36. useta hada kitteh says:

    Speaking of teh eyz — anyone notice those cats’ eyes don’t seem to have any pupils? Totally gold eyes is freeky! (And I spelled that wrong on purpose). Glad ta see ya, Teho — wish you’d been here when Whitney was calling me an idiot!

  37. I read it. Didn’t look like I was needed.

  38. Someone submit that to http://www.mycathatesyou.com. I can only imagine their response to that face.

  39. Picture #2: “I’m beginning to think that this LaPawze class is a big mistake.”

  40. This is so wrong and yet so very, very right.

  41. to tweaq: i think charlie threw up a little inside.
    to ceebs: (inhale) pfffffffffffhhhhhp… (holding breath, passing it on…)

  42. Teho, I missed this one until now too! I swear it used to go straight from guinea pig/plant to hamster.

    At any rate, this pretty much shoots my theory of getting the new kitten into the cats & racks category. Clearly I need to set my sights on my full size kitteh instead.

  43. I’m just in awe at the sheer size of this kitteh. I mean REALLY thats one fat cat. Or maybe (like in ICE AGE) he just has fat fur?

  44. omg so funny! i love the humongous fluff-ball sticking out everywhere. i’m not sure if angela is wearing charlie, or if charlie is wearing angela.

  45. I would not want to be on the receiving end of the hissy fit brewing in that cat’s eyes! However, thank you for recognizing that it’s not just little kittens, but big, fluffy cats that can be cwoot.

  46. I think this cat’s large enough to qualify for “Cats & Racks & Laps”.

    Cordy looks kinda comfterbuls, but Charlie would need a Parton-sized rack to even *begin* to have lounging room.

  47. WOW. That’s some MAJOR floofiness happening there.

    (And yeah, pupil-less eyes = REALLY freaky!)

  48. I just showed this to hubby. He smiled at the first one and then actually LOL at the scroll-down. Thought it looked like she was wearing a tutu, with the FLOOF on teh big guy.

  49. That’s it, I’m scheduling a LaPawze class for me n’ Ruble right away! (and investing in blue upholstery, blue blankies, blue fabric and maybe some giant yellow floof too)
    sarcasta & heather- LOL

  50. ROFL!
    I don`t believe my eyes. That woman stuffed a Maine Coon down her shirt!

  51. This may fit into the cats ‘n’ racks category, but how is it in any way CUTE?

  52. Awww poor kittehs, mine would claw my eyes out for that..

    on the upside its just so darn funny…
    i think i may do a very small wee! *giggle*

  53. Poor Charlie, he looks so Eeyorian. “That’s right. Go ahead. Laugh at me. Everyone else has.”

  54. Oh, dear. That second picture is just TOO funny. I hope she likes her torso covered in cat hair!

  55. its sooooo obvious its photshoped, the original is a famous fat cat picture thats running through email for some years now.

  56. hrh.squeak, you are right on. Charlie as Eeyore, too poifect

    and I second checking Nana out. the 2nd post “Nana vs the cell phone strap” is hysterical. and epic. and it has video!!

  57. OMG!…THE EYES!!! Are those “yeem yeem” eyes? The cats don’t seem as amused as her or us but that’s what they get for being so darn cuddly.

    —-ceebs and bearlet—Don’t bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me! :o)

  58. LOL Sarcasta and Aubrey. Very funny!

  59. “I dreamed I got on Cute Overload in my Mainecoonform Bra!”

  60. This is photoshopped!

  61. Oh dear! Neither of those cats looks very happy.

    I have a friend who does this with her 15-lb Maine Coon, but at least she uses bigger shirts.

  62. Anyone remember the Michael Palin SNL skit where he dumped a platter of seafood salad into huge rubber fishing waders and then added a live cat? He was wearing the waders onstage at the time. Also wrong and right.

    Go Maine Coons! Woo woo big mellow cat love!!!

  63. Poor kittehs.

  64. g-lo sez,
    “”I dreamed I got on Cute Overload in my Mainecoonform Bra!””

    you owe me a new keyboard, sister. this one is now ruined… and I’m dating meself for remembering those commercials.

  65. mariser, LOL! The circle stitch is never far from our minds.

  66. OMG! Charlie is gorgeous! Can I have him Pwease :o)

  67. Too, too funny! And kudos for her bravery – if I tried that with my big girl (18 pounds of piss and vinegar), I’m not sure the scars would ever heal! My daughter swears her claws are venomous…

  68. TeratoMarty says:

    Huh. Generally, the cats are *smaller* than the racks. I think Charlie is almost bigger than the entire woman to whom the rack is attached. Good effort. Patient kitty.

  69. that cat looks just plain unhealthy, thats neither funny nor cute for me.

  70. zosterops – I just wanted to say…

    Have you ever tried to put a cat (in a multiple cat household) on a diet? In my experience it doesn’t work so well.

    (That is to say, my 7 lb kitty lost weight she really couldn’t afford to lose while my 20 linebacker cat ate her food and gained the weight he didn’t need.)

    Not that I enjoy seeing an unhealthy cat, ’cause it makes my heart hurt a little.

    I do, however, like seeing cats of any shape and size. Cats rule the world with cuteness – overweight or not.

  71. Y’know, I don’t think this fits in Cats’n’Racks. It looks to me like the kitty was already wearing the tank top, and some snooty human had to go and try to snorgle him. *sigh*

    The fuzzy belly in the bottom pic? *dies* I heed to snort him.

  72. zosterops:
    the cat’s not necessarily overweight. He’s a Maine Coon and those breeds are just very big. Their average weight is 13 to 20 pounds, so though this guy looks big, it’s natural for his breed.

    and yay maine coons! I have one, and he’s the best ball of floof ever :)

  73. Oh my gosh, that is incredibly funny. Love the big floofy cat, and the look on his face.

    I probably could do that with my biggest kitty, and he would tolerate it. But I don’t think I have a shirt that would hold both him and me…

    And cats on diets? Nope. Very difficult to do.

  74. IT’S PHOTOSHOPPED PEOPLE!!!!!!!

  75. “I dreamed I got on Cute Overload in my Mainecoonform Bra!””

    oH, my sides hurt from laughing now.

  76. Lizzy, careful with the kitty snorting. You think you can stop whenever you want to, but…

  77. That is one huge hairy overgrown pussy! {This ain’t the 70’s anymore} Bwahahaha!!! He must be declawed…my cat would have clawed me to death, trying to shove him in my tits….

  78. Mebbe it’s ‘shopped. Mebbe it ain’t. Just mebbe we don’t care, okay, Ed? Shouting and repeating your point isn’t going to keep the peeps from enjoying the photo, despite its origins.

    And I’m not a Photoshop expert by any means, so I officially have no opinion. But that’s a fantastic cat no matter how he got there.

  79. Yeah Ed. It’s true because you said so. On the internet.

    And now I’m saying it’s NOT ‘shopped. Right here on the internet. SO IT’S TRUE!!!

  80. And by the way… best CO scrolldown yet! Teh Schmoop giggled when she saw pic #1 this morning. I told her to scroll & check out pic #2… and she just busted out laughing. PLUS it’s Friday. PLUS she just found out she’s going to be published in Minnesota Monthly, as a runner-up in their fiction contest.

    Doesn’t suck to be mah Schmoop right now. ;)
    Oh, and watch for a piece called “Aim,” this winter, if you know the mag I’m talking about.

  81. (PS — I said “busted”)

  82. Published? Ooh! Is the Minnesota Mag online anywhere?

    It’s hard to keep abreast of all the puns around here…

  83. T.,

    oooh, Jaye is a runner-up in the Tamarack Award? schweeet!

    !yay! for Jay(e)!

    AuntieM,

    “keep abreast” – [groan]
    I see another Punnic war in the horizon…

  84. Yay! Let’s hear it for the Schmoopster! Being published rocks.

  85. Rats. Where did Whitney go? She was quite funny (yell yell yell).

  86. LMAFO!!!! sooooo adorable! I wish I could do that but my cats would bite my head off!

  87. that is one fluffy kitty O.o*

  88. It’s quite obvious to me this is a serious case of ‘nip overdose. Charlie is having a bad reaction and thinks he’s a baby kangaroo and that’s his mum.

  89. I’m glad we can agree….IT”S PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!! haha

  90. This is me and those are my kitties. For the record, they are not PhotoShopped. I don’t even have PhotoShop. Also, I’m not 80 years old – only 28. And this sweet giant kitty that is stuffed into my shirt like a sausage has been patiently tolerating my sense of humor for nearly 8 years now – even longer than my husband! :)

  91. Angela P — feel free to ignore those posting simply to show off their single-digit IQs. Your pix are hilarious.

    And if you *want* a Photoshop-like program, you might try exploring The GIMP (Google it)… it’s a bit ugly, but powerful, and it’s free.

  92. look at the feets on the big bebeh!! the feeetttss!!

  93. Hi Angela P., your cats are hilarious. If they are like mine, they will put up with almost any nonsensical attention as long as food and lap time are unaffected. Too bad your wonderful pics had to attract some cranky trolls!

  94. The floof! The resigned patience on biiiiig kitty’s face! Laughed so hard my co-workers thought I’d finally lost my mind. Angela, your kitty is adorable and so tolerant. Wish my floofy girl would sit still long enough for me to do this.

  95. you guys r silly says:

    Angela P.:
    BOTH of your kittehs are
    *GORGEOUS*!!!!
    Please schmurgle them BOTH for ME, ok???
    &:o)

  96. Wheee, haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

  97. It’s time for Great-Danes-In-Racks. :|

  98. Hannah!! BWAHAHAA… wait, no, please DON’T actually try it… [sudden horror]

  99. Hahahahaha! Oh, that’s funny.

  100. AuntieM — Le Schmoop du Theo just ordered that poster for her office. Heh.

  101. Ah, yes, I do so love the “YAY” pic, with its cartoony faces and teeny hedgehogs. What a loony collage. But when I show it to other people, they just shake their heads at me. And tell me, Theo, just what IS that cartoony bunny rabbit doing? He’s farting, isn’t he?

    I’ve been neglecting kitty-cat number one in these pics. Also a sweet kitty-boo.

  102. [giggle]
    [snort]

  103. Hahahahaha…..
    My Great Dane, Calli, rams her head into my chest as a hug.

    That might qualify.

  104. Charlie looks *so* “We are NOT amused,” y’all. ;)

  105. Hmm…a cat in a rack should be relative to the size of the rack. ‘Nuff said.

  106. re: the poster– everyone’s getting a look up her skirt! not cool! :p

  107. I love the massive quantity of floof in #2.

  108. Hmm. I thought I posted yesterday but I don’t see it.

    I didn’t ever know it counted with full-grown kitties before Angela posted her kitties.

    I took a picture of my 10-pound year-old kitty in my shirt. His name is Hooter (Hootie for short, and Hootie MacBootie Cutie Patootie for long).

    http://myspace-684.vo.llnwd.net/00981/48/64/981374684_l.jpg

  109. Actually, I lied.

    I didn’t take it. My arms and hands were full of cat and shirt and rack.

    The hubby-to-be took it.

    Hootie loves it in there, too. He sleeps under the blankets with me and likes to wake me up by trying to nurse on me, or licking me in the bellybutton (which is a truly awful way to wake up)

  110. Yeah. The “80 years old” comment was uncalled for, and really bitchy.

    I assume the person posting that must be, oh, about 15 … at least, that’s her apparent IQ.

    Your time is coming, sweetheart. Your time is coming.

  111. InasnumAngelus says:

    So, first we had big racks with small cats.

    Now we’ve graduated to small rack and big cats.

  112. I’m sorry, but Charlie’s tummy is disgusting. He’s actually pouring out of Angela’s shirt. He’s really too, too much. I can’t look any more.

  113. That’s it. I’m borrowing my friend’s kittehs..I must have a cat in my rack. I may or may not submit photos. Wouldn’t want to anger the Whitney’s of the Intra Nets world. ;P

  114. HAAAAAAAAA! Major points for trying is right!

  115. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHY.

    CREEPY!

    AHHHH!!!

  116. butteredtoast says:

    wtf that is too cute

  117. haha That is just too funny.

  118. Mindaugas says:

    Krasyvyj!

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