Pleeeeeeeeeease buy me a cookie

We came all the way over here, and I sat in the cart, just like you axed, and I BARELY sniffed that Daschund’s butt, and I didn’t pee on your bed at home so PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE buy me a cookie?

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<shaking head at unbelieveable puppy-dog eyes> Good work, C.S.O. and Julie.

100 comments … read them below or add one

  1. TeeJJ says:

    Am I first?!?! A newbie!!!OMG…those eyes…..

  2. Dannee says:

    Oh my gawd! The eyes! They cannot be real! Must… snorgle!!

  3. Michele says:

    Oh! The saddest face ever! I am sure it is manipulated but I care not. That is adorable. I would buy him 587 cookies. Plus one for the sender-inner

  4. TeeJJ says:

    *hyperventilating*

  5. Claire says:

    Somebody knows how to get spoiled, he’s totally perfecting his “I’m sorry I didn’t mean it, you still love me right?” face…

  6. I better hide this pic from my son, or he’ll likely take notes…*LOL*

    Who could resist such a long-suffering look, eh? Give him all the biscuits he wants!

    –TwoDragons

  7. Jennifer says:

    ::SPLODES::
    that made this utterly horrible day, get so much better!

  8. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Adorable pup!
    Photo shopping…J/K refering only to the cart.
    Couldn’t resist!

  9. lurkertype says:

    This is why they call ‘em “puppy dog eyes”! Good boy!

  10. Jalebee says:

    Dude, get that dog needs an US Weekly, a bag o Cool Ranch and a sixer of Fresca. HELLO Labor Day weekend!

  11. That reminds me: I need to add “dog” to my shopping list.

  12. Sarah says:

    I would like to see this puppy have a ‘big sad eyes’ duel with Puss in Boots. He’s formidable.

  13. Dannee says:

    Okay, that’s just ridiculous. Tear your eyes away from those puppy dog eyes and perfect ears and you’ll notice the dog magazines in the background, too! And are those dog beds? Is that a whole warehouse dedicated to fulfilling those begging eyes?

  14. Sara says:

    the first thing i noticed was the purse lol.. maybe i’m more of a cat person

  15. Mina says:

    OH!!!!! Those are the saddest eyes Ive ever seen!! <3

  16. Meg says:

    No Photoshop was used, I have been assured. This entry is from Chief Sister Officer, People… It’s her friend Julies’ dog… Baroo!?

  17. bearlet says:

    at a study group in high school, i once was rubbing a friend’s cocker spaniel’s belly, and i received that SAME EXACT LOOK whenever my hand “disengaged”. i SO did not get any homework done that night.

  18. C.S.O. says:

    CSO here people, this image is *not* I repeat *not* Photoshopped. If it was I would have made his eyes blue.

  19. mariser says:

    hobie is so velveety! and the ears are so suedy. must.touch.screen.again.and again.and again.and again…

  20. mwake says:

    If you believe that I have a Jessica Simpson CD to sell you!

  21. mariser says:

    CSO,

    no, not blue! brown eyes are so poifectly soulful.

  22. O.V.McFur says:

    Hey Julie, I still think you should have named him Lamont Reno McFur brother of Otis Vegas McFur IV. Perhaps we should have a naming contest. Go C.O. Go! Rename that Pup!

  23. Subhangi says:

    All right, that’s it. I’m gonna kidnap this guy.

  24. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Meg I was refering to the cart …shopping cart a joke…Not that I thought it was Photo shopped…

    SHOPPING CART/PHOTO (of) SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!
    LOL! J/K!

  25. Meg says:

    OMG, I’m a dork, and too tie-tie to git the joke. ;)
    XOXOXO

  26. mariser says:

    Meg,

    you and me both…
    but I don’t have to get *every* joke.

  27. AuntieMame says:

    Besides, if it had been ‘shopped, someone would have done something about that hideous bag. :)

    *skritches pup behind left ear flop*

  28. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Whew! Thanks for coming back once you got my joke & especially for the X’s & O’s
    Right back atcha Meg!

  29. betty says:

    awww poor widdle pupperkins…I’ll buy you a cookie wookie…

    Good thing I didn’t see him in real life because not only would I have smothered da pupperkins with cookies I would totally ‘sploded and messed up his velvety proshness.

  30. CSO says:

    Poster #3 said it was “manipulated”. Hobie’s Ma is an art student, I think the bag is artsy!

  31. persimmontree says:

    guh! heart shaped nosicle!

  32. TeeJJ says:

    I was SUCH a good boy at Pet….. and all mom bought me was that stooopid pooper scooper! PS notice the hua-hua on the mag cover all *barooo*

  33. Siirenias says:

    That could be my store! I work at a PETsMART.

  34. Pika Hikari KT says:

    Nobody can resist the puppy eyes. NO-BO-DY, da wan!*huggle-snorgle*

  35. Rich Fader says:

    Okay, keep him away from the cockers. He’s already learned the eye thing.

  36. Mandi says:

    omg…that is so adorable!! i would buy him a cookie…can i buy you a cookie…or a million?? wow.

  37. morgan says:

    OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!! this doggie is to die for!

  38. shy me says:

    OH! I am going to DIE!!!

    I’m actually trying to figure out how to get through my computer screen so I can love and hug and smoosh that pupppyyyyyyyyyyy

  39. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Nope Mariser, you don’t have to get every joke…I wasn’t asking anyone to.

    But since t’was obviously misunderstood by some…I wanted to come back and make it more clear…

    I think if you were the one being misunderstood you’d want to do the very same…a… make it clear as tropical water,explaination.

    No worries I’m just sayin’ is all…

  40. Pamela says:

    Oh yeah, sad eyes like that work every time. I seem to remember that is how I ended up owning a dog. LOL!

  41. Michelle says:

    Lawd help me. That is the sweetsaddest expression I’ve ever witnessed. ::sigh::

  42. Michelle says:

    hahah “artsy” bag. I guess that ‘splains why I thought it was chic.

  43. StormCat says:

    Does anyone else want to smell his puppy smell and play with the floppsie ears?!?!?! I have a thing for ears and THIS little dude hits it dead on!!!

    *flops ears backward, then forward, then backward, then forward*

  44. Donna says:

    I’ll get those cookies right now.

  45. Lex - Be says:

    Lurkertype: you’re totally right!!!
    Not that mike, theother mike (any longer name?? :-p ): humm, just wanted to say “Lol”.

    And the magazines on the back? They made think about “men” magazines: Play dog, Hot Daschunds, Hot Dog… Ok, loll, Just saying :-D .

    The puppy eyes looks also like one of those “supposed to be” hot guys posing for a picture and taking that look that could get women to take care of them. The James Dean, or Justing Timberlake thing. “I’m cute and hot, what can I say? I’ve been born like that. Don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful” kinda thing? You know?

    And that green bag is just awesome!! I want one!!! :-p

  46. vigilant20 says:

    Awwwwwww what a sweetie!

  47. Brak_Silverbone says:

    This little cutie is working it for all he’s worth!

    Yeah, I’d buy him a cookie or two, or three.

  48. Danielle says:

    We have 2 yellow labs and they LURVE trips to any big doggy shopping warehouse (like Petsmart). Imagine 2 of those pups, constantly squirming like little tadpoles in a cart. They did get just a bit of attention from other shoppers. Just a bit. Max and Maggie are 5 years old now, still squirm, but have way lost that wonderful puppy dawg smell. Boy do I miss that smell!

  49. PuppyMomma says:

    You can come and live here with us in Dog-topia little baroo. No need for the sad eyes. It just makes me need to snorgle you more.

  50. ceebs says:

    How do people live with those sad puppy dog eyes looking at them all day long?

    That dog would be 300lbs of treats when I was done with him & my guilt!

    Cute or Sad?
    yup, both!

  51. Sabba says:

    PETsMART+StateLineTack is my second home. I ought to own stock in the company. Although, I hate going because of all the puppehs looking at me and bouncing around. Makes me want to buy one just so I can fit in with the PETsMART shopping masses.

    Only thing is. PETsMART welcomes pets… however, I’ve never seen anyone bring in a horse. Mayhap I shall be the first. Pony would like to go try on halters.

    http://dapony.zoto.com/img/45/622ea5df96b310dcd7b007e0d1235f89-.jpg

  52. Dak says:

    Hobie is indeed the real deal. He joined us at a cookout yesterday and that face slayed every one of us. Nice one, Julie!

    … and I like your bag, too. :)

  53. ceebs says:

    Awww, Sabba! cute pic! I was all awwwww-ing over the crimpy forelock and then i saw THE TONGUE!!!! cute!

  54. Sabba says:

    Thanks, ceebs! TEH TONGUE is his secret weapon.

  55. Danielle says:

    Our yellow lab Max loves to lick you on the mouth!

    You just have to make sure your mouth is closed! I usually give him my chin (and he’s none the wiser!)

  56. Laurie C says:

    Here, doggie, just take the whole bag.

  57. Laurie C says:

    He should go to a bank and ask for a dollar. He’d walk out rich and be able to buy all the cookies he wants.

  58. Peg of Tilling says:

    Oh dear! It’s the soft beggary of Lorna Doones expectations!

  59. Rafael says:

    If this sad puppy and the tiny mew kitteh join forces, they would certainly rule the world.

    Meet Sad Face and the Tiny MEW!!!!

  60. jaypo says:

    Sabba, pretty pretty Pony, wavy mane!

    Puppums has been practicing this look when mom isn’t around, I fear.

    Very fab *mod* purse, btw.

  61. Lex - Be says:

    Damn, I like that bag…
    oops, is it a dog bag?
    Anyway, luve the seventies greenie look. Rrr. :-p

    And the dog has a so expressive look, it looks human!

  62. HonorH says:

    Oh, that’s just not fair! Must give doggie cookie. Now.

  63. julie says:

    The bag is a Jenny Norene.
    http://www.jennynorene.com/

  64. Lisa says:

    Don’t give me that look. I told you. No. Cookies. No.

    Told you. Stop!

    Stooop!!!

    Aaah, well, okay, I’ll buy you a cookie.

  65. Zorbs says:

    Flappy ears on Labs slay me every time. Of course, the eyes say a lot as well!

  66. Lauri says:

    N. Dwarf Rabbit Owner (Heartheartheartheart),
    I “got” the photo-shopping joke and actually had my dogs looking at me for laughin’ too loud.

    I don’t get ‘em all, but I sure lurved that one! ;)

  67. Lauri says:

    Pleeeeeeease buy me a Mewing Kitten.

  68. jaypo says:

    Lauri! :-p

  69. A thinker says:

    Not a dog person, but: cute pup.

  70. Sarah says:

    If he opened his mouth and the sound from the ‘Tiniest Mew’ kitten video came out, all the cookies in the shop would fly off their shelves and pile into the cart of their own volition.

  71. Robbie says:

    I just want to plant kisses all over that sweet poopy face and snorgle up a storm!

  72. Momo says:

    he looks so sad..

  73. Rachel says:

    OMG I would buy the store for that aborable puppy, even if he peed on my bed!!!

  74. Lauri says:

    Lol…you might buy him, but after he had peed in yer bed a few times, ya might hire a personal dog trainer. ;)

  75. Saint Stryfe says:

    I’m remembering back to an Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit on SNL:

    Puppy: Please, please get me that cookie.

    Farley: By… GAHD… Get the damn PUPPY… his god damn COOKIE!!!!!

    Puppy: Please, a cookie would be ever so nice.

    Farley: YOU EVIL SON OF A GET THE DOG HIS FORSAKEN LITTLE COOKIE YOU

  76. Jackie from Michigan says:

    I’ve heard of the puppydog face, but this is the epitome of it. Hell, if my Gold Lab pup gave me that oh-so-endearing face, he’s gonna get cookies and a fresh Jumbone and one of those rawhide squeakies!

  77. Russ says:

    The very definition of puppy dog eyes! None more perfect!

  78. sgum says:

    OMG!! Don’t these people know that that puppy could jump out of that cart and land on its head. This is animal abuse of the highest caliber. You can tell by his eyes that he is not enjoying this! Don’t people know that these animals are bred for floppy ears. They are essentially deaf!

    Sorry. I had to say it before anyone else could get to it. Sweet puppy!

  79. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    ((((Thanks Lauri!
    Glad you got my joke…

    And laughed out loud about it…
    Thanks for showin’ some “lurv”

    & I “lurv” your reply post!

    & my, that, (heartheartheartheart) inclusion I LOL,LOL,LOL’d!!!))))

  80. Viatrix says:

    Ohhhh…the precious little pup, and the eyes, the eyes! Cannot…resist…must give…biscuits. But he can’t have biscuits until he’s been thoroughly snorgled and his soft little snoot has been kissed.

    Oy, the puppy mind control works every time!

  81. Laura says:

    OMG!!

    “Oh, little puppy. Here, take mommy’s gold card and get all the cookies you want!!”

  82. georgia says:

    Sure you want a cookie and my heart and soul. You got it. Please don’t give me those eyes. To die for.

  83. Lex - Be says:

    THANKS JULIE!!!! :-D !!!
    “Merci” ^^

  84. Oh man…my son made that same exact face yesterday. I *KNEW* I shouldn’t have let him see that pic! He took notes after all!!

    AaAaAaARG! MUST…RESIST…

    *sigh* Oh heck…

    –TwoDragons

  85. Kara says:

    A friend of mine answers these kind of picks with ‘Gah.’ At first I thought that meant he didn’t like them … but really it just means he can’t handle the insane amounts of cute.

    GAH!!!

  86. Kara says:

    Er, PICS. Ha!

  87. musicchick2 says:

    I am a dyed in the wool cat person all the way, but THIS little guy could convert me! SOOOOOOOOOOO adorable!!! I wanna take himhome and build him a kookie kastle!

  88. timmy says:

    yeah i may look cute but try to steal my alpo out of the cart and i will bite!

  89. taurasuzanne says:

    this doggies eyes are what stuffed animal creators STRIVE for. sadness perfection.

  90. Danielle says:

    Okay, so we are all agreed that the purse is awesome and that the puppy is not real but is what stuffed animal creators STRIVE for and have made.

    Am I missing anything? Oh, yea . . . Proof that Hobie is not a real puppy is that nobody would put a pup in a death seat like that.

    I think that covers it.

    Oh yea, and I want that purse.

  91. Theo says:

    Danielle — you presume too much.
    The purse you can have.

  92. Lauri says:

    Lol!Hmmmm…. Maybe there’s a mew mew IN the purse.

  93. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Danielle uh I’m of the me no likey da purse crowd…
    So I don’t “agree”
    sorry…
    ;OD

    & oh yeah I also don’t think the seat is a “death trap”…

    LOL!

  94. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Er, make that, not a “death seat”, instead of not a death trap.

  95. k says:

    Ha, I used to work a register at PetSmart, and the amount of manipulation the doggies would give their owners was impressive. Plus us, because we had a bowl of treats at the register and the regular pups always knew where to find them.

    Aww.

  96. Aubrey says:

    “I am sure it is manipulated but I care not.”

    Michele, the only manipulating in this picture is being done by the cookie-challanged pupster herself.

  97. Hey, it’s ok, we dachshunds are very friendly and don’t mind having our butts sniffed!

  98. Gege says:

    Photoshop. those eyes not real. Photoshop.

  99. Lauri says:

    Nuh-uh.

  100. Erin says:

    For the love of God, give the poor thing a cookie before my ovary explodes from the cuteness!!