“It starts out as sort of a gang-snorgle…

by Meg on August 26, 2006

…and ends up with a happily monosnorglous snorgle."

OK, that caption was TOO DAMN FUNNY not to include.

Way to go, Submitter Evan-Monkey-Treats.

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08.26.06 at 8:55 pm

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1 Suzanne 08.26.06 at 8:59 pm

First?!

2 Etan 08.26.06 at 9:00 pm

Second Awww

3 jaypo 08.26.06 at 9:01 pm

awww, I’ll be smiling the rest of the week after watching that.

4 Suzanne 08.26.06 at 9:02 pm

Lerve it — so fun! Kitteh’s like, snorgle right behind my ear.

(And Yay! First!:)

5 arbed 08.26.06 at 9:02 pm

What a beautiful cat! And what on earth did they smear all over the cat to get the dogs to act like that? lol

6 abbynormal 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

OMG…that is the coolest cat ever!!!I wish my cats would like my dog like that…

7 ka9q's wife 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

8 ka9q's wife 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

9 ka9q's wife 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

10 ka9q's wife 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

11 ka9q's wife 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

12 ka9q's wife 08.26.06 at 9:06 pm

i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

13 J. Bo 08.26.06 at 9:26 pm

Anyone else think that last guy looks like Rupert G. from the Hello Deli?

14 Caroline 08.26.06 at 9:28 pm

The cat’s name is “Ponta” and he is the movie star (idol) of the local dog cafe!

The announcer is just basically saying that the cat loves to hang out with the dogs at the dog cafe, and that the white dog (Satsuki) is Ponta’s special friend. The owner said, “When Ponta comes in, Satsuki is sweet and very gentle.” The grooming is so cute my heart actually hurts! :)

(Hah! I knew that minor in Japanese was worth something!)

15 Sylvia 08.26.06 at 9:38 pm

Thanks, Caroline! I was wondering what they said too.

Lovely, lovely video. :)

Heartmelting. :)

16 Rafael 08.26.06 at 9:40 pm

We know who runs this cafe, the cat!

17 Kat 08.26.06 at 9:46 pm

I LOVE the little nibbly action on the back of the cat’s head!!!

18 josh 08.26.06 at 9:47 pm

This gives me an idea for a website.

http://www.snorgleoverload.com

19 Michelle 08.26.06 at 9:49 pm

kawaii!

20 g-lo 08.26.06 at 10:01 pm

“If snorgling you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

21 freedog 08.26.06 at 10:02 pm

OMG, between the video of the panda and this i have made the full of cuteness. Thank you so much to exist cute overload.

22 Elizabeth 08.26.06 at 10:03 pm

Oh thank goodness someone could translate. The cuteness was overwhelming and I needed story!

23 Anita 08.26.06 at 10:13 pm

Awwww! Nothing like a little lovin’ and nibblin’ in the afternoon…! ;)

24 Aubrey 08.26.06 at 10:24 pm

That white doggie looks to be an experienced pooch masseuse. That kit knows what’s what, I’ll tell you what.

Caroline:
“my heart actually hurts” I was going to say something similar re: two/too bootiful white kittehs – but they’re gone! Wha’ happened?

25 Sarcasta 08.26.06 at 10:26 pm

g-lo! ROFLMAOBBQ.

Cat didn’t seem to mind the licking much. His (her?) tushy was doing “butt goes up” at the end there with pal Satsuki.

I feel that most Japanese female announcers sound pretty much like that, or higher (yeah, believe it) and more breathy. Kind of like here in America where you get the choice between dignified, well-spoken older women newscaster vs. vapid, fast-talking vee-jay.

Are those our only choices????
[falls to floor on knees]
[shakes fist at sky]
KHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

26 KatB 08.26.06 at 10:46 pm

This is just so cute it DOES hurt! I want to jump into the mass of dogs and join in!

P.S—J.Bo: That guy DOES look like Rupert G.!

27 Lauri 08.26.06 at 10:46 pm

Lol, Sarcasta! KHHHAAAN….yeah.

My sisterinlaw is Japanese and we have been practicing saying “Kawaaaiiiiiiii” all week. She said the teenage girls over there really shriek it out!

Thanks, Caroline, for the translation.

And, ditto, what a completely COOL cat! And what beautiful markings.

28 DanS 08.26.06 at 10:51 pm

Skyrockets in flight
*bhew*
Snorgling delight!

29 Lauri 08.26.06 at 10:55 pm

Aubrey,
I don’t know what happened to the purrfect Mama and Baby fairy kittens. Something about it being from stuffonmycat.com and therefore off limits to all others.
Meh.
I guess that means I have to start slurfing around other websites…and I already spend enough quality time on this one.
Poot.

30 Lauri 08.26.06 at 10:56 pm

DanS!! Earworm!!!

31 arbed 08.26.06 at 10:59 pm

Nope, not from SOMC. I was just using his rules as an example. I saved the pic before it got taken down if anyone wants me to email it to them.

32 al 08.26.06 at 11:11 pm

is that cat covered in chocolate or something? why can’t the dogs stop licking it?

33 ceebs 08.26.06 at 11:12 pm

OMG what did they do, dip the cat in peanut butter first???
That was hilarious!
I swore I heard the lady say “American shorthair” at the beginning?

34 Claire 08.26.06 at 11:23 pm

The person who mentioned the female Japanese announcer, she’s speaking AS the kitty.

When Satsuki is licking Ponta’s head, the announcer, as Ponta, says “Aahh, Kimochi na!” Which basically means “Oh that feels so good!”

35 Claire 08.26.06 at 11:23 pm

Ceebs: You did hear American Shorthair, when Ponta was introducing herself. She gave her breed first. Heheh

36 Lauri 08.26.06 at 11:42 pm

Sorry, Arbed, I misunderstood about stuffaboutmycats.com.

Didn’t mean to say anything negative about them. Or anyone. Or anything. Peace to all.

Except mosquitoes and wasps.

37 arbed 08.26.06 at 11:53 pm

Lauri – didn’t take it the wrong way and hopefully I didn’t sound snarky. I should have pointed out that someone had mentioned the pic came from deviantart.com, although I don’t remember the photog’s name…. suejoe or something like that. She linked to her own website through deviantart. Just tried searching quickly, but couldn’t remember enough to find it.

38 Aubrey 08.26.06 at 11:54 pm

From the Pet Rock-er of the 1970’s, Jerry Lee Mew-is:

“You shake my spine and you snorgle my ears
Too much attention can drive a cat to fear
You present your bill, but what a thrill
Goodness, gracious, great paws for hire
I laughed at your prices – I thought they was funny
You came along and chewed me honey
I’ve changed my mind, massage is fine
Goodness, gracious, great paws for hire
Kronshe me baby, woo feels good
Snorg me baby, you gotta snorg me like a MAS-suese should
You’re fine,
For A
Canine
I want to tell the world that your mine mine mine mine
You chew my tail and I sharpened my claws
I’m real nervous, but it gives me pause
Come on baby, drive me crazy
Goodness, gracious, great paws for hire!”

39 brownamazon 08.26.06 at 11:57 pm

I 100% heart this video and the kawaii-mad Japanese. I also heart how they breezily Nipponify the English words, so that at first it actually sounds Japanese: “Amerikan-u Sho-tu-har”. Squeee! Our Siamese snorgles our greyhounds like this all the time. The hounds don’t really snorgle back, though. They merely tolerate his attentions with a bemused and dignified expression.

40 Aubrey 08.27.06 at 12:12 am

Evan-Monkey-Treats mentions a visit to this place:

http://www.theochocolate.com/

T., have you been holding out on us?

41 NY 08.27.06 at 12:14 am

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! THEY’RE all friends :]

42 saska 08.27.06 at 12:14 am

*thud*

Love the kit headbutting the little toy something-or-other in a sweater, all “you’re mine now, dog.”

43 Lisa 08.27.06 at 12:21 am

Where did the marmosets go? I want them back, and the mommy with her purrfect white baby!!!

Now this is obviously one popular feline creature. I do however think that I might be happier if I actually knew what the Japanese guy on the video says. Why are all those dogs licking the cat? Does he/she taste of bones?

44 o 08.27.06 at 1:02 am

Oh my god, just when you thought things could’nt get any cuter, you get hit with a DOGGEH LICKING KITTEH!

*dies of snorgleness/cute*

45 Himawari 08.27.06 at 1:07 am

Ponta is a 1 year old cat.

Family mom: My Ponta really is an idol!
Announcer: I wonder what kind of idol?
(Cat tries opening the door.)
Announcer voicing cat’s thoughts: I want to hurry up and go!
Family mom: Let’s go! To the Dog Cafe!
(All the dogs are sleepy and bored.)
(Cat enters cafe and all dogs are suddenly attentive)
The cat is an idol!
Family mom: Ponta loves it! Mom telling the dogs “Lick Ponta! She really loves it!”
Ponta loves Satsuki, the white dog. They are best friends.

46 trin 08.27.06 at 2:22 am

“Kawaiiieeee!”

Miss Megumi Kitty watched this with me,& meowed with Ponta when Ponta was meowing at the door.

Some apprehension with seeing the dogs at first, and then Megumi seeing all the snorgling started purring. Satsuki snorgling Ponta got LOUD purring. Now I think Megumi wants a pet dog!

47 Michelle 08.27.06 at 3:22 am

Dogs and cats, snorgleing together… mass hysteria!

48 ami 08.27.06 at 3:28 am

awwwwwwwwwwwww

what a wonderful way to end this day……..

pupakitteh love!

49 ceebs 08.27.06 at 3:35 am

LOL Aubrey!
well done!

50 Theo 08.27.06 at 5:10 am

Friends fond laziness spent, honesty transmissions. Terminal enlarged brain predecessors poit — unemployed smoking offered gzzt gzzt gzzt gzzt gzzt gzzt blip.

51 Theo 08.27.06 at 5:17 am

[sparks]
[twitching]

52 k 08.27.06 at 5:31 am

Wow, that definitely brought tears to my eyes. Such a sweet friendship they share, don’t they?

53 Denise in Nebraska 08.27.06 at 5:53 am

SHOCKING!!! I am in awe. Does this cat smell or taste like a doggie treat?? What gives?? I didn’t realize that different species can be so…intimate. How sweet. :^)

54 oola 08.27.06 at 6:50 am

Well that settles the debate, cats rule dogs drool;) Even dogs know the joys to be had at a good snorgle-fest.

55 Maureen 08.27.06 at 8:15 am

So, I started out thinking, “What was that cat rolling in?” Then, my inner voice (sometimes it’s an outie) provided the commentary for the kitty, who’s like, “Juuuust a little to the right. Yea, RIGHT there.” And now, I’m wondering what the heck the premise of the video was (other than inter-racial lubbin’).

Now that I’ve typed in my comments, I can go back and read the other comments and hopefully, find out!

56 Catman Dude 08.27.06 at 11:13 am

Maybe the kuuute kitteh eats Japanese sushi cat treats which de doggaies smell. lick lick lick…”hmmmmm…smells like sushi but don’t taste like it!” Then the spend the rest of the evening trying to get the cat hair off their tongues.

57 Subhangi 08.27.06 at 12:01 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWW. I’m in LOVE.

[sings]

Smooshing a bunny
That fits in your mitten
A gang of big doggies
Snorgling a kitten
[Dead from the joy that puppy love brings]
These are a few of my favourite things…

58 Ketira 08.27.06 at 12:28 pm

I bet that Satsuki is a *female* White German Shepherd. (They’re a separate breed from the regular Shepherds.) Why?

Because I had a dog that looked *just like Satsuki* –only we named her “Blizzard”. Blizzard also liked to play with the cats, and ended up with a black/red nose because of it…. (Seems the kitties –one of ‘em a “Rum Tum Tugger” type– didn’t reciprocate.)

59 ceebs 08.27.06 at 3:32 pm

I wish I had a video to share of cats stalking my dog. It happens every once in a while. Elvis is cat-sized, so kittehs will look at him like…whaaaa? and take a few steps toward him, then a few more, meanwhile he is doing his dog thing, sniffing everything on dog’s green earth & lifting his leg on it, oblivious to the cat, till the cat either sniffs his butt or Elvis just happens to turn around, and then the cat takes off like he just turned into a big snarling bear! Although the cats don’t always take off cause E is kitteh-friendly. they just look at him like he is an alien (I know the feeling). It’s funny stuft though!

60 Erin 08.27.06 at 3:44 pm

I think that is one of the cutest things that I have ever seen, and that nibble, OMG feels soooooooooooo good. I can tell. LOL (just a little to the right) LOL

61 bioflux 08.27.06 at 5:32 pm

Man, that cat is a HO!

62 lauowolf 08.27.06 at 5:44 pm

I love it when pets have pets.

(Aubreey, that’s awesome.
I wonder if one could run it as the soundtrack for this.)

63 JCat 08.27.06 at 7:15 pm

Aubrey— Awesome lyrics…

64 Lauri 08.27.06 at 9:32 pm

Oh yeah, that’s some good lyrics, Aubrey!

65 Drea 08.27.06 at 10:03 pm

Precious!

66 lulajeb 08.27.06 at 10:44 pm

New one for the glossary, perhaps?

“Snorgles-bord.”

67 A thinker 08.27.06 at 11:03 pm

LOL-ing at Theo, who has apparently turned into a spam-bot again under the force of the cuteness.

Heartmelting. Made me feel happy for a little while…no small feat today!

68 jaypo 08.27.06 at 11:07 pm

Aubs=da Kween.

lulajeb, goooood one! :-p

69 okaasan59 08.27.06 at 11:16 pm

I think those dogs are thrilled that a cat is actually letting them get close enough to snorgle.

And Catman Dude, you have the awesomest name evah!

70 Lissy 08.27.06 at 11:55 pm

:O I wanna get my puppies a kitty now!

71 Piggalette 08.28.06 at 12:21 am

Awesome Subhangi! Video had me squeeing so loud I had to cover my mouth. XD

72 ceebs 08.28.06 at 3:27 am

My favorite part is actually when they walk in the door with the cat & all the doggies go nuts!!!

73 A-chan 08.28.06 at 5:05 am

I don’t know any cat’s whou wouldn’t hate that! Also I absolutely love when dogs do that nibbling thing with their front teeth.

74 pistache268 08.28.06 at 10:11 am

Ohdotqueeeeeeeeeee!

75 ronnie 08.29.06 at 1:28 am

Wan-chan is the cutest way to refer to a dog I’ve ever heard!

76 Kerry 08.29.06 at 3:35 pm

I think the Japanese can make anything cute, no matter what it is. Seriously, just the narrators voice was enough to make me giddy with cuteness.

77 WtF 08.29.06 at 3:48 pm

this has to be the stupidest fuckin video I have ever seen.
and I have watched tubgirl, meatswing and the lemonparty. So, what exactly is going on?
Are the dogs trying to get some pussy?
I mean MY GOD !!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!

78 Gabi 08.31.06 at 6:04 pm

Awwwww!!!! I think my heart just melted!

79 Tairourou 09.06.06 at 12:38 am

Ceebs, it sounds *exactly* as if you were describing the way cats act around my dog! The cat across the street had a raging crush on my dog until he figured out that she (my dog) was not a fellow cat. And this video is soooo cute!

80 equus 09.14.06 at 11:14 pm

That last bit, with the beautiful cat and the white dog cuddling together, was so nice! *sigh*

81 Sue F. 09.15.06 at 1:15 am

And here I was thinking it was an ad for a canine obedience training school: “see how our well-trained graduates refrain from tearing this cat to shreds! Cats are friends, not food!”

82 James 10.07.06 at 11:48 pm

Ponta is not female, they called him Ponta-kun.

83 Ms-JPN 12.12.06 at 6:52 pm

this TV show is every Friday PM.7:00.
the TV show’s name is “Pochi and Tama”.
showing cute pet of Japanese citizen.
I watch every week.:)

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