Du lait, s’îl vous plaît

by Meg on August 29, 2006

For now, moi, Madamoiselle Cochonne, I can stand in zee meelk bowl all I like. I am not zee 650 pounds yet, Dahlinks. Whin I am zee 650 pounds, Dahlinks, my left foot weel not even feet een zuh bowl. I must take advanteege while I ken!

Cochonne

Merci bien, Madame Elise~

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1 punkpie 08.29.06 at 5:02 pm

awww… wee little piggie

2 Ayumi 08.29.06 at 5:06 pm

It’s a little… alien-like.

3 fate 08.29.06 at 5:06 pm

aww look at its folppy ears and small bady!!hust to die for!

4 Diem 08.29.06 at 5:14 pm

Milk baths for everyone!

5 Diem 08.29.06 at 5:15 pm

Milk, it does a body good.

Got milk?

OK, had to do that one!

6 mariser 08.29.06 at 5:20 pm

looves the wrinkles in the shnozzola. one, two, three, four. at least as far as my PC’s resolution goes.

7 Theo 08.29.06 at 5:34 pm

NOSE DISC.
;)

8 Subhangi 08.29.06 at 5:37 pm

AWWWWWWWWWW!!! Chocolate piggeh!!!

9 Tanya 08.29.06 at 5:44 pm

THAT PIGGY IS SOOOOOO CUTE! =)

10 ag 08.29.06 at 5:47 pm

must…kiss…schnozz wrinkles

11 Subhangi 08.29.06 at 5:47 pm

This madame’s SOOOO on her way to becoming the Empress of Blandings.

12 Aubrey 08.29.06 at 6:08 pm

Peeps – It behooves you to take notice:
TINY PIGGIE HOOVES!!

13 hrh.squeak 08.29.06 at 6:13 pm

Ahhh – Piggie Eye Capsules! Schnout wrinkles! Teenietiny hoofies! Ahhhh!!!!

14 Redzilla 08.29.06 at 6:14 pm

Piggy ear floppage. Thank goodness for turkey bacon!!!

15 ceejoe 08.29.06 at 6:15 pm

lol, Aubrey – how do you *do* that? Do they just come to you, or do you have to sit there and think about it?

16 kelly 08.29.06 at 6:16 pm

Oh! I’m going for the Lavender Au Lait pedicure this weekend! I should ask her what her salon charges.

17 Aubrey 08.29.06 at 6:19 pm

Squeak: it’s cuteness on an epig proportion!

18 Kate 08.29.06 at 6:32 pm

My snorgle-senses are tingling… :D

Reminds me of my own special piggly moment http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/citizen_kate/Piggylet.jpg

19 persimmontree 08.29.06 at 6:51 pm

SQUEEEEEEEE! ah ah ahhhhhhhnerable. piglette posts make me so happy!

20 ceejoe 08.29.06 at 6:54 pm

Kate – that is so cuuuuuute! I wanna hold a pigeeeee!

21 AuntieMame 08.29.06 at 6:55 pm

Empress of Blandings! Yahoo for P.G. Wodehouse, subhangi!

And I love the ear flops!

22 Rhea Harding 08.29.06 at 6:56 pm

ear flops! oh, boy!

23 hrh.squeak 08.29.06 at 7:13 pm

Kate – how did you get the piglette to hold still? I tried this once and all I got was one all-body giant Nyerhe, accompanied by the Earsplitting Squeal of Piggie Disapproval. I didn’t so much put the piggie down as direct its flight (towards a big pile of hay).

24 Lauri 08.29.06 at 8:12 pm

These pigtures are something to snout about!

You know what, turkey bacon really is delicious, thank goodness.

Ya know, I was just wondering if we went back thru every one of Aubrey’s posts how many puns we would spot that we missed. I never saw anyone get so much punnage per ton.

25 Kate 08.29.06 at 8:13 pm

I think I was just very lucky, Squeak. My piggylet was as good as gold and didn’t squeal or try to wee on me, and he only wriggled a little when I wasn’t holding him safely.

Mind you, he was very young, and the wee-est, smallest, runtiest pig of the litter. All the piglets were snuggling together in a heap, and I don’t think he minded too much so long as *someone* was snuggling him…

26 ReMzy 08.29.06 at 8:28 pm

mademoiselle cochonne! wahahahha :D cute !

27 Aubrey 08.29.06 at 8:50 pm

Lauri, it sometimes makes my head hurt. As well as everyone else’s.

28 brownamazon 08.29.06 at 9:33 pm

Female pig in French: truie (i.e., sow).
Cochonne= something you’d call a woman exhibiting lascivious and highly unladylike behaviour,( i.e., “dirty ho” or “skank”).
However, Mademoiselle cochonnette (girl piglet) is perfectly acceptable :)

29 Lauri 08.29.06 at 9:44 pm

Aub, your punnliness usually makes my face hurt from laughter! ‘Tis a wonderful gift to have such an acrobatic brain!

30 carol 08.29.06 at 10:39 pm

La, dans la lait,
la peegy-weeg stay,
avec wrinkles on her leetle nose, her nose,
avec wrinkles on her leetle nose…

31 bomp 08.29.06 at 10:40 pm

puppy-peeglet!adorables.

32 mariser 08.29.06 at 11:15 pm

carol!

that song is awesome! what is the melody to it? right now I’m singing it to the tune of “Frere Jacques”

33 Brak_Silverbone 08.29.06 at 11:16 pm

I agree with Subhangi, this has to be a chonklit piggie. And if that’s true, I’d like to sample one of those floppity ears, please. *nawm nawm nawm*

34 Mina 08.30.06 at 1:17 am

Typically I think pigs ARE cute but this ones….kinda ugly. :\

35 Livbert 08.30.06 at 1:33 am

Honestly, this isn’t a very cute pig. But the caption type thing is adorable!

36 Rich Fader 08.30.06 at 2:25 am

He’s already too big for that bowl…better go ahead and get a pot.

:-D )))

37 carol 08.30.06 at 3:24 am

The Owl and the Pussycat went to Sea

38 betty 08.30.06 at 4:54 am

he’s adorable..especially because he’s in his dish.

I elect Aubrey to be the Captioner Second in Command, in the event Meg has to ever be absent (probably off to recieve more awards and accolades for CO *applause & loud cheers*).

39 shaki 08.30.06 at 8:59 am

Never actually seen a brown pig before. Sweet ;)

40 Holly 08.30.06 at 12:43 pm

And this little piggy went “Oui! Oui! Oui!” all the way home.

41 A thinker 08.30.06 at 2:44 pm

PIGGER!

42 frenchie 08.30.06 at 3:24 pm

Pardon my anal retentivness regarding french grammar, but ”il” donse NOT need a circumflex accent, just a regular”i”!

Cute photo!

43 vowelsgoddess 08.30.06 at 5:50 pm

FYI:
Cochonne is the correct word for a female pig. And cochon is for a male pig.
If the French word cochonne turned out to be some kind of slang for a dirty girl (usually for kids actually), the first meaning of the world still refers to a farm animal.
Cochonne is the cute name, truie is the breeding term (used by farmers for example), and cochonnette which would mean little cochonne would never be used.
As a French speaker, I know what I’m talking about. Sorry if your dictionnary was made by american urban know-it-all.

44 The Adirondack Queen 08.30.06 at 7:38 pm

Don’t show Jenna, she’d start gnawing just out of the cute appeal!!!!

45 Dana 08.31.06 at 1:34 am

It’s just lucky they don’t stay this cute, or no one could ever eat bacon.

46 Tiffany 08.31.06 at 12:17 pm

Baby piggies are so cute.

47 muse 09.13.06 at 2:11 am

Un vrai cochon de lait!

48 lia 09.13.06 at 1:12 pm

aww i have a pig like that when i broght it home it look like it now it is huge it is a potbollie pig

49 lia 09.13.06 at 1:12 pm

aww i have a pig like that when i broght it home it look like it now it is huge it is a potbollie pig

50 rubber duck 04.11.07 at 8:29 pm

Ouuuu Vous êtes tellement adorable mademoiselle Cochonne que je me tombe dans les pommes! Excusez-moi l’insuffisance de mon francais, Mlle Cochonne, que je ne sait pas comment verbaliser votre magnificance, mais au moins je peux vous dire GROUIN GROUIN! :D

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