Du lait, s’îl vous plaît

For now, moi, Madamoiselle Cochonne, I can stand in zee meelk bowl all I like. I am not zee 650 pounds yet, Dahlinks. Whin I am zee 650 pounds, Dahlinks, my left foot weel not even feet een zuh bowl. I must take advanteege while I ken!

Cochonne

Merci bien, Madame Elise~

50 comments … read them below or add one

  1. punkpie says:

    awww… wee little piggie

  2. Ayumi says:

    It’s a little… alien-like.

  3. fate says:

    aww look at its folppy ears and small bady!!hust to die for!

  4. Diem says:

    Milk baths for everyone!

  5. Diem says:

    Milk, it does a body good.

    Got milk?

    OK, had to do that one!

  6. mariser says:

    looves the wrinkles in the shnozzola. one, two, three, four. at least as far as my PC’s resolution goes.

  7. Theo says:

    NOSE DISC.
    ;)

  8. Subhangi says:

    AWWWWWWWWWW!!! Chocolate piggeh!!!

  9. Tanya says:

    THAT PIGGY IS SOOOOOO CUTE! =)

  10. ag says:

    must…kiss…schnozz wrinkles

  11. Subhangi says:

    This madame’s SOOOO on her way to becoming the Empress of Blandings.

  12. Aubrey says:

    Peeps – It behooves you to take notice:
    TINY PIGGIE HOOVES!!

  13. hrh.squeak says:

    Ahhh – Piggie Eye Capsules! Schnout wrinkles! Teenietiny hoofies! Ahhhh!!!!

  14. Redzilla says:

    Piggy ear floppage. Thank goodness for turkey bacon!!!

  15. ceejoe says:

    lol, Aubrey – how do you *do* that? Do they just come to you, or do you have to sit there and think about it?

  16. kelly says:

    Oh! I’m going for the Lavender Au Lait pedicure this weekend! I should ask her what her salon charges.

  17. Aubrey says:

    Squeak: it’s cuteness on an epig proportion!

  18. Kate says:

    My snorgle-senses are tingling… :D

    Reminds me of my own special piggly moment http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/citizen_kate/Piggylet.jpg

  19. persimmontree says:

    SQUEEEEEEEE! ah ah ahhhhhhhnerable. piglette posts make me so happy!

  20. ceejoe says:

    Kate – that is so cuuuuuute! I wanna hold a pigeeeee!

  21. AuntieMame says:

    Empress of Blandings! Yahoo for P.G. Wodehouse, subhangi!

    And I love the ear flops!

  22. Rhea Harding says:

    ear flops! oh, boy!

  23. hrh.squeak says:

    Kate – how did you get the piglette to hold still? I tried this once and all I got was one all-body giant Nyerhe, accompanied by the Earsplitting Squeal of Piggie Disapproval. I didn’t so much put the piggie down as direct its flight (towards a big pile of hay).

  24. Lauri says:

    These pigtures are something to snout about!

    You know what, turkey bacon really is delicious, thank goodness.

    Ya know, I was just wondering if we went back thru every one of Aubrey’s posts how many puns we would spot that we missed. I never saw anyone get so much punnage per ton.

  25. Kate says:

    I think I was just very lucky, Squeak. My piggylet was as good as gold and didn’t squeal or try to wee on me, and he only wriggled a little when I wasn’t holding him safely.

    Mind you, he was very young, and the wee-est, smallest, runtiest pig of the litter. All the piglets were snuggling together in a heap, and I don’t think he minded too much so long as *someone* was snuggling him…

  26. ReMzy says:

    mademoiselle cochonne! wahahahha :D cute !

  27. Aubrey says:

    Lauri, it sometimes makes my head hurt. As well as everyone else’s.

  28. brownamazon says:

    Female pig in French: truie (i.e., sow).
    Cochonne= something you’d call a woman exhibiting lascivious and highly unladylike behaviour,( i.e., “dirty ho” or “skank”).
    However, Mademoiselle cochonnette (girl piglet) is perfectly acceptable :)

  29. Lauri says:

    Aub, your punnliness usually makes my face hurt from laughter! ‘Tis a wonderful gift to have such an acrobatic brain!

  30. carol says:

    La, dans la lait,
    la peegy-weeg stay,
    avec wrinkles on her leetle nose, her nose,
    avec wrinkles on her leetle nose…

  31. bomp says:

    puppy-peeglet!adorables.

  32. mariser says:

    carol!

    that song is awesome! what is the melody to it? right now I’m singing it to the tune of “Frere Jacques”

  33. Brak_Silverbone says:

    I agree with Subhangi, this has to be a chonklit piggie. And if that’s true, I’d like to sample one of those floppity ears, please. *nawm nawm nawm*

  34. Mina says:

    Typically I think pigs ARE cute but this ones….kinda ugly. :\

  35. Livbert says:

    Honestly, this isn’t a very cute pig. But the caption type thing is adorable!

  36. Rich Fader says:

    He’s already too big for that bowl…better go ahead and get a pot.

    :-D )))

  37. carol says:

    The Owl and the Pussycat went to Sea

  38. betty says:

    he’s adorable..especially because he’s in his dish.

    I elect Aubrey to be the Captioner Second in Command, in the event Meg has to ever be absent (probably off to recieve more awards and accolades for CO *applause & loud cheers*).

  39. shaki says:

    Never actually seen a brown pig before. Sweet ;)

  40. Holly says:

    And this little piggy went “Oui! Oui! Oui!” all the way home.

  41. A thinker says:

    PIGGER!

  42. frenchie says:

    Pardon my anal retentivness regarding french grammar, but ”il” donse NOT need a circumflex accent, just a regular”i”!

    Cute photo!

  43. vowelsgoddess says:

    FYI:
    Cochonne is the correct word for a female pig. And cochon is for a male pig.
    If the French word cochonne turned out to be some kind of slang for a dirty girl (usually for kids actually), the first meaning of the world still refers to a farm animal.
    Cochonne is the cute name, truie is the breeding term (used by farmers for example), and cochonnette which would mean little cochonne would never be used.
    As a French speaker, I know what I’m talking about. Sorry if your dictionnary was made by american urban know-it-all.

  44. Don’t show Jenna, she’d start gnawing just out of the cute appeal!!!!

  45. Dana says:

    It’s just lucky they don’t stay this cute, or no one could ever eat bacon.

  46. Tiffany says:

    Baby piggies are so cute.

  47. muse says:

    Un vrai cochon de lait!

  48. lia says:

    aww i have a pig like that when i broght it home it look like it now it is huge it is a potbollie pig

  49. lia says:

    aww i have a pig like that when i broght it home it look like it now it is huge it is a potbollie pig

  50. rubber duck says:

    Ouuuu Vous êtes tellement adorable mademoiselle Cochonne que je me tombe dans les pommes! Excusez-moi l’insuffisance de mon francais, Mlle Cochonne, que je ne sait pas comment verbaliser votre magnificance, mais au moins je peux vous dire GROUIN GROUIN! :D