Rainey Magillicutty: "If you ain’t first, you’re last, People."
"It’s a simple fact. Unless you got a buddy ta slingshot you to the finish, you-gonna-be-last." [Looks directly into camera]
"Racing is in my blood. I remember back in the days when I would justrace around the radiator and occasionally around the sofa. But now, I put all 3 toes on the pedal." [continues inspecting vee-hickle]
There. Now how ’bout we go get kicked out of Applebee’s?