“It starts out as sort of a gang-snorgle…

…and ends up with a happily monosnorglous snorgle."

OK, that caption was TOO DAMN FUNNY not to include.

Way to go, Submitter Evan-Monkey-Treats.

Comments

  1. First?!

  2. Second Awww

  3. awww, I’ll be smiling the rest of the week after watching that.

  4. Lerve it — so fun! Kitteh’s like, snorgle right behind my ear.

    (And Yay! First!:)

  5. What a beautiful cat! And what on earth did they smear all over the cat to get the dogs to act like that? lol

  6. abbynormal says:

    OMG…that is the coolest cat ever!!!I wish my cats would like my dog like that…

  7. ka9q's wife says:

    i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

  8. ka9q's wife says:

    i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

  9. ka9q's wife says:

    i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

  10. ka9q's wife says:

    i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

  11. ka9q's wife says:

    i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

  12. ka9q's wife says:

    i can’t believe how calm that cat was with all the dogs gang snorgling the sweet kitteh. What a great entry. I hope someone will tell us what the announcer is saying. It sounds like the same announcer from the kittch and Rooster clip that was up a while ago.

  13. Anyone else think that last guy looks like Rupert G. from the Hello Deli?

  14. The cat’s name is “Ponta” and he is the movie star (idol) of the local dog cafe!

    The announcer is just basically saying that the cat loves to hang out with the dogs at the dog cafe, and that the white dog (Satsuki) is Ponta’s special friend. The owner said, “When Ponta comes in, Satsuki is sweet and very gentle.” The grooming is so cute my heart actually hurts! :)

    (Hah! I knew that minor in Japanese was worth something!)

  15. Thanks, Caroline! I was wondering what they said too.

    Lovely, lovely video. :)

    Heartmelting. :)

  16. We know who runs this cafe, the cat!

  17. I LOVE the little nibbly action on the back of the cat’s head!!!

  18. This gives me an idea for a website.

    http://www.snorgleoverload.com

  19. kawaii!

  20. “If snorgling you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

  21. OMG, between the video of the panda and this i have made the full of cuteness. Thank you so much to exist cute overload.

  22. Elizabeth says:

    Oh thank goodness someone could translate. The cuteness was overwhelming and I needed story!

  23. Awwww! Nothing like a little lovin’ and nibblin’ in the afternoon…! ;)

  24. That white doggie looks to be an experienced pooch masseuse. That kit knows what’s what, I’ll tell you what.

    Caroline:
    “my heart actually hurts” I was going to say something similar re: two/too bootiful white kittehs – but they’re gone! Wha’ happened?

  25. g-lo! ROFLMAOBBQ.

    Cat didn’t seem to mind the licking much. His (her?) tushy was doing “butt goes up” at the end there with pal Satsuki.

    I feel that most Japanese female announcers sound pretty much like that, or higher (yeah, believe it) and more breathy. Kind of like here in America where you get the choice between dignified, well-spoken older women newscaster vs. vapid, fast-talking vee-jay.

    Are those our only choices????
    [falls to floor on knees]
    [shakes fist at sky]
    KHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

  26. This is just so cute it DOES hurt! I want to jump into the mass of dogs and join in!

    P.S—J.Bo: That guy DOES look like Rupert G.!

  27. Lol, Sarcasta! KHHHAAAN….yeah.

    My sisterinlaw is Japanese and we have been practicing saying “Kawaaaiiiiiiii” all week. She said the teenage girls over there really shriek it out!

    Thanks, Caroline, for the translation.

    And, ditto, what a completely COOL cat! And what beautiful markings.

  28. Skyrockets in flight
    *bhew*
    Snorgling delight!

  29. Aubrey,
    I don’t know what happened to the purrfect Mama and Baby fairy kittens. Something about it being from stuffonmycat.com and therefore off limits to all others.
    Meh.
    I guess that means I have to start slurfing around other websites…and I already spend enough quality time on this one.
    Poot.

  30. DanS!! Earworm!!!

  31. Nope, not from SOMC. I was just using his rules as an example. I saved the pic before it got taken down if anyone wants me to email it to them.

  32. is that cat covered in chocolate or something? why can’t the dogs stop licking it?

  33. OMG what did they do, dip the cat in peanut butter first???
    That was hilarious!
    I swore I heard the lady say “American shorthair” at the beginning?

  34. The person who mentioned the female Japanese announcer, she’s speaking AS the kitty.

    When Satsuki is licking Ponta’s head, the announcer, as Ponta, says “Aahh, Kimochi na!” Which basically means “Oh that feels so good!”

  35. Ceebs: You did hear American Shorthair, when Ponta was introducing herself. She gave her breed first. Heheh

  36. Sorry, Arbed, I misunderstood about stuffaboutmycats.com.

    Didn’t mean to say anything negative about them. Or anyone. Or anything. Peace to all.

    Except mosquitoes and wasps.

  37. Lauri – didn’t take it the wrong way and hopefully I didn’t sound snarky. I should have pointed out that someone had mentioned the pic came from deviantart.com, although I don’t remember the photog’s name…. suejoe or something like that. She linked to her own website through deviantart. Just tried searching quickly, but couldn’t remember enough to find it.

  38. From the Pet Rock-er of the 1970’s, Jerry Lee Mew-is:

    “You shake my spine and you snorgle my ears
    Too much attention can drive a cat to fear
    You present your bill, but what a thrill
    Goodness, gracious, great paws for hire
    I laughed at your prices – I thought they was funny
    You came along and chewed me honey
    I’ve changed my mind, massage is fine
    Goodness, gracious, great paws for hire
    Kronshe me baby, woo feels good
    Snorg me baby, you gotta snorg me like a MAS-suese should
    You’re fine,
    For A
    Canine
    I want to tell the world that your mine mine mine mine
    You chew my tail and I sharpened my claws
    I’m real nervous, but it gives me pause
    Come on baby, drive me crazy
    Goodness, gracious, great paws for hire!”

  39. brownamazon says:

    I 100% heart this video and the kawaii-mad Japanese. I also heart how they breezily Nipponify the English words, so that at first it actually sounds Japanese: “Amerikan-u Sho-tu-har”. Squeee! Our Siamese snorgles our greyhounds like this all the time. The hounds don’t really snorgle back, though. They merely tolerate his attentions with a bemused and dignified expression.

  40. Evan-Monkey-Treats mentions a visit to this place:

    http://www.theochocolate.com/

    T., have you been holding out on us?

  41. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! THEY’RE all friends :]

  42. *thud*

    Love the kit headbutting the little toy something-or-other in a sweater, all “you’re mine now, dog.”

  43. Where did the marmosets go? I want them back, and the mommy with her purrfect white baby!!!

    Now this is obviously one popular feline creature. I do however think that I might be happier if I actually knew what the Japanese guy on the video says. Why are all those dogs licking the cat? Does he/she taste of bones?

  44. Oh my god, just when you thought things could’nt get any cuter, you get hit with a DOGGEH LICKING KITTEH!

    *dies of snorgleness/cute*

  45. Ponta is a 1 year old cat.

    Family mom: My Ponta really is an idol!
    Announcer: I wonder what kind of idol?
    (Cat tries opening the door.)
    Announcer voicing cat’s thoughts: I want to hurry up and go!
    Family mom: Let’s go! To the Dog Cafe!
    (All the dogs are sleepy and bored.)
    (Cat enters cafe and all dogs are suddenly attentive)
    The cat is an idol!
    Family mom: Ponta loves it! Mom telling the dogs “Lick Ponta! She really loves it!”
    Ponta loves Satsuki, the white dog. They are best friends.

  46. “Kawaiiieeee!”

    Miss Megumi Kitty watched this with me,& meowed with Ponta when Ponta was meowing at the door.

    Some apprehension with seeing the dogs at first, and then Megumi seeing all the snorgling started purring. Satsuki snorgling Ponta got LOUD purring. Now I think Megumi wants a pet dog!

  47. Dogs and cats, snorgleing together… mass hysteria!

  48. awwwwwwwwwwwww

    what a wonderful way to end this day……..

    pupakitteh love!

  49. LOL Aubrey!
    well done!

  50. Friends fond laziness spent, honesty transmissions. Terminal enlarged brain predecessors poit — unemployed smoking offered gzzt gzzt gzzt gzzt gzzt gzzt blip.

  51. [sparks]
    [twitching]

  52. Wow, that definitely brought tears to my eyes. Such a sweet friendship they share, don’t they?

  53. Denise in Nebraska says:

    SHOCKING!!! I am in awe. Does this cat smell or taste like a doggie treat?? What gives?? I didn’t realize that different species can be so…intimate. How sweet. :^)

  54. Well that settles the debate, cats rule dogs drool;) Even dogs know the joys to be had at a good snorgle-fest.

  55. So, I started out thinking, “What was that cat rolling in?” Then, my inner voice (sometimes it’s an outie) provided the commentary for the kitty, who’s like, “Juuuust a little to the right. Yea, RIGHT there.” And now, I’m wondering what the heck the premise of the video was (other than inter-racial lubbin’).

    Now that I’ve typed in my comments, I can go back and read the other comments and hopefully, find out!

  56. Catman Dude says:

    Maybe the kuuute kitteh eats Japanese sushi cat treats which de doggaies smell. lick lick lick…”hmmmmm…smells like sushi but don’t taste like it!” Then the spend the rest of the evening trying to get the cat hair off their tongues.

  57. AWWWWWWWWWWWW. I’m in LOVE.

    [sings]

    Smooshing a bunny
    That fits in your mitten
    A gang of big doggies
    Snorgling a kitten
    [Dead from the joy that puppy love brings]
    These are a few of my favourite things…

  58. I bet that Satsuki is a *female* White German Shepherd. (They’re a separate breed from the regular Shepherds.) Why?

    Because I had a dog that looked *just like Satsuki* –only we named her “Blizzard”. Blizzard also liked to play with the cats, and ended up with a black/red nose because of it…. (Seems the kitties –one of ‘em a “Rum Tum Tugger” type– didn’t reciprocate.)

  59. I wish I had a video to share of cats stalking my dog. It happens every once in a while. Elvis is cat-sized, so kittehs will look at him like…whaaaa? and take a few steps toward him, then a few more, meanwhile he is doing his dog thing, sniffing everything on dog’s green earth & lifting his leg on it, oblivious to the cat, till the cat either sniffs his butt or Elvis just happens to turn around, and then the cat takes off like he just turned into a big snarling bear! Although the cats don’t always take off cause E is kitteh-friendly. they just look at him like he is an alien (I know the feeling). It’s funny stuft though!

  60. I think that is one of the cutest things that I have ever seen, and that nibble, OMG feels soooooooooooo good. I can tell. LOL (just a little to the right) LOL

  61. Man, that cat is a HO!

  62. I love it when pets have pets.

    (Aubreey, that’s awesome.
    I wonder if one could run it as the soundtrack for this.)

  63. Aubrey— Awesome lyrics…

  64. Oh yeah, that’s some good lyrics, Aubrey!

  65. Precious!

  66. New one for the glossary, perhaps?

    “Snorgles-bord.”

  67. LOL-ing at Theo, who has apparently turned into a spam-bot again under the force of the cuteness.

    Heartmelting. Made me feel happy for a little while…no small feat today!

  68. Aubs=da Kween.

    lulajeb, goooood one! :-p

  69. okaasan59 says:

    I think those dogs are thrilled that a cat is actually letting them get close enough to snorgle.

    And Catman Dude, you have the awesomest name evah!

  70. :O I wanna get my puppies a kitty now!

  71. Piggalette says:

    Awesome Subhangi! Video had me squeeing so loud I had to cover my mouth. XD

  72. My favorite part is actually when they walk in the door with the cat & all the doggies go nuts!!!

  73. I don’t know any cat’s whou wouldn’t hate that! Also I absolutely love when dogs do that nibbling thing with their front teeth.

  74. pistache268 says:

    Ohdotqueeeeeeeeeee!

  75. Wan-chan is the cutest way to refer to a dog I’ve ever heard!

  76. I think the Japanese can make anything cute, no matter what it is. Seriously, just the narrators voice was enough to make me giddy with cuteness.

  77. this has to be the stupidest fuckin video I have ever seen.
    and I have watched tubgirl, meatswing and the lemonparty. So, what exactly is going on?
    Are the dogs trying to get some pussy?
    I mean MY GOD !!!!!
    WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!

  78. Awwwww!!!! I think my heart just melted!

  79. Ceebs, it sounds *exactly* as if you were describing the way cats act around my dog! The cat across the street had a raging crush on my dog until he figured out that she (my dog) was not a fellow cat. And this video is soooo cute!

  80. That last bit, with the beautiful cat and the white dog cuddling together, was so nice! *sigh*

  81. And here I was thinking it was an ad for a canine obedience training school: “see how our well-trained graduates refrain from tearing this cat to shreds! Cats are friends, not food!”

  82. Ponta is not female, they called him Ponta-kun.

  83. this TV show is every Friday PM.7:00.
    the TV show’s name is “Pochi and Tama”.
    showing cute pet of Japanese citizen.
    I watch every week.:)

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