“My puppy’s cuteness must be disemitated to the world.”

by Meg on August 15, 2006

Yes, that’s what sender-inner Janna said. I’m in total agreement.

Suitcase_pup_2

Now, puppykins shows off her eye-capsules and Rule #14!

Suitcase_pup

Way to go, Janna L. ;)

{ 98 comments }

1 Christina 08.15.06 at 3:38 am

Goodness – that tongue!

2 Laurie C 08.15.06 at 3:41 am

Papillon! With ears catching the wind, he looks like he’s about to take flight in the first pic.

3 ceebs 08.15.06 at 3:41 am

oh, my, gawd, and I thought MY dog was a cutie-pants! yeesh! that is some major cute going on right there!

…and don’t be fooled by that oh-so innocent ‘who me?’ expression in the first pic. Look at that devilish glint in the eyes in the 2nd pic. I know, for I, too, am owned by a chihuahua….

4 Denita TwoDragons 08.15.06 at 3:42 am

Oh man oh man…it’s like her whole entire head smiles in that second pic! *LOL*

–TwoDragons

5 Aubrey 08.15.06 at 3:50 am

D2D: That papi puppy certainly gets plenty of mileage out of that smileage.

And I think she’s so happpy because she’s just been sprung out of jail:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070511/plotsummary

6 misscrisp 08.15.06 at 3:52 am

I have one word: TONGUE

7 Sarah 08.15.06 at 3:59 am

That thing looks like Gizmo mid-transition. Or the recently-released KISS Furby.

8 Carolyn J. 08.15.06 at 4:05 am

Puppykins is posing for a grad photo in the first one.

9 lurkertype 08.15.06 at 4:07 am

Don’t think that’s a papi. I’m going with long-hair wawa. They do look Gizmo-esque.

Whole-body smile.

10 brownamazon 08.15.06 at 4:10 am

Moist chocolate nosicle.

11 Erin O. 08.15.06 at 4:21 am

Aw, so cute!!!

o.O *sad* for some reason, the cute overload email addy doesn’t work, and I can’t send my pictures in *cry*

Help?

12 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 4:52 am

“Disemitated”? I can only assume “disseminated” is what Janna meant.

Spell check only enhances the cuteness, really and truly…

13 E. Collison 08.15.06 at 4:58 am

Apropos of nothing in particular, we need another skwerl pic…

14 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 5:01 am

No! No squirrels! Don’t you people listen? Squirrels are evil– EVIL, I TELL YOU!

(They might even be worse than poor spelling, and THAT’S saying something…)

15 E. Collison 08.15.06 at 5:06 am

Nah, J. bo, *skwerlz* isss duh rite way-hee to sleep it.

16 thehawke 08.15.06 at 5:08 am

You know, no offense but eye capsules just don’t do it for me.

The humongous ears and mile-long tongue do, however.

17 Lala 08.15.06 at 6:09 am

Papillon?
me thinks long-haired chihuahua.

18 The Honourable Gladys Anstruther 08.15.06 at 7:11 am

Eye capsules, looks more like a night on the booze.

19 Woods Walker 08.15.06 at 7:28 am

With those ears it canonly be a papillon. No chihuahua has ears like that. Those ears would do Dumbo proud.-Woods Walker

20 k 08.15.06 at 7:37 am

His ears and eyes are just so adorable but his tongue just looks like its gonna drop out any moment, no offence

21 Lauri 08.15.06 at 10:30 am

Awwwwww dee most cutest eye capsules ever! And yes yes, the chocolate nosicle…she looks like she has been nuzzling a fudgsicle!

Desemitation comPLETE!!!

*snorgsnorgsnorgsnorg*

22 ceebs 08.15.06 at 11:42 am

WW…this chihuahua has ears like that!
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/glamourdogstore/longhair-big.jpg
That second photo up there reminds me of how my chihuahua looks at me, I am in the ‘wawa camp.

23 The Spelling Nazi 08.15.06 at 11:51 am

dis·sem·i·nate
v. dis·sem·i·nat·ed, dis·sem·i·nat·ing, dis·sem·i·nates
v. tr.

1. To scatter widely, as in sowing seed.
2. To spread abroad; promulgate: disseminate information.

I’m trying to disseminate proper spelling as well as proper cuteness.

(above from dictionary.com, found through http://www.onelook.com, which is my absolute favorite way of looking up words.)

24 sabrina 08.15.06 at 11:52 am

i liked it til i seen the tongue! euww lol

25 Danielle 08.15.06 at 11:55 am

That dog is most deffinitely a long haired Chihuahua. I own a long haired Chihuahua, and he looks much like that dog, but a bit fluffier. Papillions have much longer snouts and their fur is much longer.

Deffinitely an ever-so-cute long hair Chihuahua.

26 Jaye 08.15.06 at 12:02 pm

The first photo is cute, but the second one! Oh, the glee, the grin, the TONGUE!!

27 Therese 08.15.06 at 12:06 pm

Bravo, Spelling Nazi! Bad spelling by anyone over the age of eight is never cute.

28 Theo 08.15.06 at 12:06 pm

Eowyn2 — just a few more for you:
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Anerable
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Comfter
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Lof
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Redonk

…and if “disemitated” gets picked up into our particular patois, I’ll give it a Glossary entry too.

29 jaypo 08.15.06 at 12:48 pm

Long haired wawa def.

Eye caps make them look so tie-tie… [yawn]

30 Diem 08.15.06 at 12:52 pm

Yay one more time to CO & Meg for the Time thing!

And again Ellemo, let that be a lesson to you!

31 maymee 08.15.06 at 1:08 pm

Now, I’ve never been a dog person, but that pup is KILLING me. I want I want I want!

32 you guys r silly 08.15.06 at 1:20 pm

Maybe little puppeh is a
*Papi-wah*
???
&:o)
P.S. *squinty*eyes* ! ! !

33 Michelle 08.15.06 at 1:23 pm

Thanks, Theo. I’m in favor of good spelling in general, but, spelling nazis get my undies in a bunch and THAT interupts cuteness induced euphoria.

Nice little pup.

34 martha in mobile 08.15.06 at 1:32 pm

Does that pup require an attendant to roll his/her tongue back in after use?

35 PuppyMomma 08.15.06 at 1:33 pm

Cute yes. But if I were to give you pictures of my guys your eyes would implode with the cuteness.

36 ceebs 08.15.06 at 1:37 pm

people always comment about how huge my doggie’s tongue is, how it fits back in his mouth (esp. now in summer time)

and….that t-shirt advertised to the right…”Bad grammar makes me [sic]“…cracks me up!

37 just me 08.15.06 at 1:41 pm

“Bravo, Spelling Nazi! Bad spelling by anyone over the age of eight is never cute.”
Therese, neither is a rude poster….
Take it as a mistake, no need to rub someone’s nose in it…

38 zelda 08.15.06 at 1:50 pm

Huge tongue!
Eye capsules!
Great ear to head ratio!

OMG, how anerable can you GET?!!!

39 Denita TwoDragons 08.15.06 at 2:07 pm

Does anyone else look at that tongue and instantly think of those little pink Baskin-Robbins sample spoons?

–TwoDragons

40 Laurie C 08.15.06 at 2:15 pm

I disagree with the wa-wa crowd. The snout looked shorter because of the angles these two pix were taken at. A profile shot would show it. This is a dead ringer for my sister’s Papillon puppy when she was only a few months old. And the ears will grow even larger and featherier as she gets older. The markings on the coat are also classic Papillon.

41 zelda 08.15.06 at 2:21 pm

Yup, Papillon all the way.

42 Clotypus 08.15.06 at 2:23 pm

Holy tongue to head ratio!! :D

43 ceejoe 08.15.06 at 2:29 pm

Lol, D2D – love those eentsy little spoons…

44 eowyn_2 08.15.06 at 2:32 pm

Hehe Theo. Touche (with accent on the e but I’m too lazy to look up the ASCII code).

As a patois, of course it’s acceptable. :)

45 Theo 08.15.06 at 2:49 pm

é

There you go. No sweat. ;)

46 Skwerly 08.15.06 at 2:54 pm

Thank you, E to the C, for stressing the proper spelling of “skwerl”!

Eowyn, you can add a special touch to your touché by holding the Alt key and pressing 0233.

Otras Letras Españolas (o Franceses):

á = Alt 0225
í = Alt 0237
ñ = Alt 0241
ó = Alt 0243

And whether Papillon or Chi, I hereby approve of the dissemination of her cuteness to the world, provided the words are spelled correctly. XD

47 ceejoe 08.15.06 at 2:57 pm

dang, like I just said about the cotton buds – I *luf* this site – so much learning!!

48 elena 08.15.06 at 3:32 pm

eyecaps… check. tongue… check. small item makes critter look small… check. we have cuteness, roger!

49 A Fine Morsel 08.15.06 at 4:19 pm

So sweet in the first pic, and devilish in the second!

50 Subhangi 08.15.06 at 4:23 pm

“Now available – detachable puppy tongues. Looks 100% natural.”

51 Aubrey 08.15.06 at 4:26 pm

Sub:
But I think the pups themselves would prefer their tongues in cheek.

52 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 4:32 pm

“just me,” Therese wasn’t rude; “The Spelling Nazi” and I were the rude ones. Rag on us, if you must… but we’ll proofread your posts and embarrass you publically if you insist upon it.

Typos/misspellings/grammos in comments posts don’t bug me– it’s the typos/misspellings/grammos in BIG BOLD HEADLINES that gripe my cookies.

And I still maintain that proper spelling/grammar only enhances the cuteness.

53 georgia 08.15.06 at 4:48 pm

Wawa or not this baby has great smile. Love it.

54 just me 08.15.06 at 4:58 pm

“And I still maintain that proper spelling/grammar only enhances the cuteness.”

And I still maintain that your actions towards “embarass”ing people publicly is rude and uncall for. We’re all here for one common purpose to view great imagery.
In a nutshell, stop the spelling bashing. Its rude. Let it go and let the “gripe” *your* cookies stay your own and no one elses.

55 Theo 08.15.06 at 5:07 pm

Easy, now, “Just Me” & J. Bo… Mostly we’re just playing, here.

Content over format.

56 bearlet 08.15.06 at 5:29 pm

ah shure lerve’s me da puppeh puppeh puppehs (snorgle-norgle-norgles mine owns puppeh’s leedle fuzzeh prosh-nesh).
how’s that for Love-Induced Spelling Abuse (errr… L.I.S.A.?)

57 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 6:00 pm

Oh, OKAY… but only for YOU, Theo. (You KNOW my snarky proofreading fingers are just ITCHING to have at jm’s last post…)

58 Theo 08.15.06 at 6:04 pm

[teh GRIN]

59 Louise 08.15.06 at 6:11 pm

Such languid eyes. Saucy puppy!

60 ariel 08.15.06 at 6:12 pm

j.bo:
“publically”?

61 R. Moore 08.15.06 at 6:13 pm

Does it matter what breed this pup is? It’s freakin’ adorable, and we all want one that looks just like it. Let’s be thankful there are TWO breeds that look like this, thus giving twice the chance of getting to snuggle one!

62 R. Moore 08.15.06 at 6:14 pm

Does it matter what breed this pup is? It’s freakin’ adorable, and we all want one that looks just like it. Let’s be thankful there are TWO breeds that look like this, thus giving twice the chance of getting to snuggle one!

63 R. Moore 08.15.06 at 6:15 pm

Does it matter what breed this pup is? It’s freakin’ adorable, and we all want one that looks just like it. Let’s be thankful there are TWO breeds that look like this, thus giving twice the chance of getting to snuggle one!

64 R. Moore 08.15.06 at 6:16 pm

Dang it, the computer freaked out :P

Sorry ’bout that!

65 Skwerly 08.15.06 at 6:17 pm

That settles things.

This dog is a Papihuahua.

:D

66 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 6:19 pm

Yeah, ariel, I was waiting for that one. It’s an archaic Britishism leftover I forget to edit out when I’m all self-righteous and on my gramatical high pony…

67 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 6:21 pm

ACK! GRAMMATICAL! GRAMMATICAL!

(Oh, the shame…)

68 ariel 08.15.06 at 6:45 pm

woooo…grammatical high pony!!
sounds like a swell ride!

69 traceymariel 08.15.06 at 6:53 pm

I am dying. I keep trying to dive through the screen to snorgle that anerable pup. Seriously dying from the cuteness. I would like to know the breed so I can go get one RIGHT NOW.

Oh, and I agree with the Spelling Nazis. There’s really no excuse for poor spelling. Dictionary.com, anyone?

70 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 6:58 pm

Kisses, kisses, kisses, traceymariel! And:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/

…it ROCKS!

71 Theo 08.15.06 at 7:18 pm

LOL, Skwerly!
PAH PAH WAH WAH!!

(oh gosh — did I misspell “Skwerly”??)

[snickers]

72 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 7:43 pm

Theo, I prefer the Les Nessman pronunciation of the Mexican hairless pup: “Chi-hoo-ah-hoo-ah.”

73 Redzilla 08.15.06 at 8:31 pm

In the first photo, he appears to be saying (with the slightest of suave French accents) , “Well, of course, if you like, you can bow down and worship me there, but I would think the grass might be un peu desagreable.”

74 Lauri 08.15.06 at 8:42 pm

I like desemitated.
Nothing like desemitating snorglable, anerable eyepod bearing fussmuffins.

Last week we heard a DNR guy telling someone to get their boat license lamitized. It’s only cardboard and not waterproof, after all. We choked back giggles, until my brotherinlaw whipped his boat license out and yelled “I got MINE lamitized.”

75 Lauri 08.15.06 at 8:53 pm

Gak. That was supposed to read “fuZZmuffins”.
Typos run rampant!

76 ceebs 08.15.06 at 9:11 pm

‘Theo, I prefer the Les Nessman pronunciation of the Mexican hairless pup: “Chi-hoo-ah-hoo-ah.” ‘

Okay…now WAIT one minoota here.
A Mexican Hairless is NOT the same as a Chihooah-hooah. And why do so many peeps think that chihooahhooahs are hairless? I have had plenty of people approach me & Elvis & say “Oh, I’ve never seen one with hair before.” whaaaaa? they all have hair unless they have the mange or something.

77 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 9:14 pm

“they all have hair unless they have the mange or something.”

Well, I understand it’s very fashionable these days to have them waxed…

78 J. Bo 08.15.06 at 9:18 pm

And Lauri, I believe I’ve babysat for a fussmuffin or two in my career as a semi-professional aunt…

79 Two Sheds Jackson 08.15.06 at 9:49 pm

J.Bo – ‘It’s an archaic Britishism leftover I forget to edit out It’s an archaic Britishism leftover I forget to edit out’ –
(rolling up sleeves and snarling) – I’ll see your Webster and raise you my Concise Oxford dictionary (with etymology) which makes no note of us Brits ever having spelled publicly with ‘cally’ at the end! (Ok pre Johnson it’s possible I’ll grant you but not since) So don’t you be using us as your patsy!!!
Seriously I can’t spell for toffee – that’s why I have my Oxford dictionary by my side! :)

80 chacha 08.15.06 at 9:52 pm

chi-hoo-a-hoo-ahs often look hairless, especially the overbred midget variety we see far too much of out here in CA. Freakish. This guy here is pretty cute though. Far from an expert on toy dogs, he looks less Papi than Chi to me. Isn’t there a Papi with a skwerl in the archives?

81 Theo 08.15.06 at 10:33 pm

[flirts with latent dyslexia]

Heh, it could be worse, y’know. The submitter COULD have said “My puppy’s cuteness must be defenestrated to the world.”

82 Two Sheds Jackson 08.15.06 at 10:40 pm

Theo – that’s going to give me nightmares! Those ears are not big enough for flying I tells you.

83 Brak_Silverbone 08.15.06 at 11:26 pm

If you put a puff of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry on top of this pup’s head, he’d have an instant Halloween costume: a hot fudge sundae!!

84 J. Bo 08.16.06 at 12:03 am

What– I’m supposed to take criticism from someone who spells aluminum “aluminium”? Please.

OKAY, so “publically” is a secondary spelling in the all-too American Merriam-Webster, too:

publicly
One entry found for publicly.
Main Entry: pub·lic·ly
Pronunciation: ‘p&-bli-klE
Variant(s): also pub·li·cal·ly /-li-k(&-)lE/
Function: adverb
1 : in a manner observable by or in a place accessible to the public : OPENLY

Sorry all around, Two Sheds, you cute little wack-ass, you (OR, as you Brits would have it, WHACK-ass).

xoxoxoxo

85 J. Bo 08.16.06 at 12:09 am

P.S. In case it didn’t come across (when-oh-when will someone invent a “sarcasm” font?), I’m just teasing, TS. I can’t spell for Milk Duds (American version of toffee), either… and I’m an editor, and WAS an English Major.

86 Theo 08.16.06 at 12:13 am

Editor… or PREDATOR??
Muhuahahaha.

87 J. Bo 08.16.06 at 12:31 am

“Editor… or PREDATOR??”

Please. There’s a difference? We stalk the errant apostrophe, we do– lurking around corners, nabbing the unrepentant misspellers, splicers of commas, and on-runners of sentences.

No one said it was a pretty job… or that there wouldn’t be BLOOD.

88 Halo 08.16.06 at 2:26 am

Very very cute. And yes it IS a pap. I have a 3 year old one and aside from the markings it’s a dead ringer for one. The hair will get longer, or it wont. My dog’s hair did not grow floor length but she’s still 100% pure pap.

89 Two Sheds Jackson 08.16.06 at 10:38 am

J.Bo I think you’ll find it’s whack-arse actually -an ass is a donkey-like creature! Plus the word arse is so much more satisfying than ass especially if you’re from the west country (in England) because you can just keep going with that R – so you get arrrrrrrrrse!

What– I’m supposed to take criticism from someone who spells aluminium “aluminum”? Please! Back at ya! :D

Yes I did English Literature and Language at Uni too – weird how many of us can’t spell for any caramelised sweet product!

90 ceebs 08.16.06 at 2:02 pm

I can’t stop looking at pic #2!!! they eyes! the tongue! the fluffernuttiness!
aaaaaggggghhhh!

91 Sarcasta 08.17.06 at 1:42 am

**”when-oh-when will someone invent a “sarcasm” font?”**

J.Bo, just make your screen name “Sarcasta” and no one will take anything you say seriously.

92 Sarcasta.001 08.17.06 at 1:48 am

Suddenly I have an idea for next April Fool’s Day.

93 foxy bingo 08.17.06 at 1:39 pm

*scrolls through comments*

*despairs of arguments about spelling and dog breeds*

*wonders if anyone else noticed the only matter of importance: COLOUR-COORDINATED EARS AND SCHNOZZ*

94 Sarcasta 08.17.06 at 2:03 pm

Stop stealing my screen name, yo!

95 Theo 08.17.06 at 2:13 pm

It was *your* suggestion. Thpppp.

96 A thinker 08.17.06 at 8:57 pm

Eep, I missed a grammar and spelling argument :(

97 Sam 08.24.06 at 3:30 pm

I have a 15 year old papillon.

This dog looks like a chi-chi x papillon to me, with the chi genes being dominant.

This dog has the papillon ears and face mask, but its bone structure, including that of its skull, is NOT papillon.

98 keyila 05.08.07 at 12:45 pm

this puppy is so dern cute o my gosh!!! can i have one?

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