[Dog voiceover] "It all, uh, started innocently enough. There I was, on a typical, hot, summer day, when I came upon a large bowl of water…"
"I slurped that there water. Oh, it quenched my dry froat!"
"When suddenly, I saw something in MY BOWL! I had to make sure my water was MINE ALL MINE! I considered an attack."
"Alas, it was nothing—but to make sure, I sat in the bowl to check ALL POSSIBILITIES."
"Indeed, all was safe, and I could safely slurp—it was—a relief."
Right, Shannon C.?