He has agreed with that, Aubrey. But it’s very frustrating as I don’t know how far this has set back human-Tuxkit relations. At least 2-3 days, which is a long time in kitten life.

I just saw the biggest damn possum out there. Yeek. Bigger than all the kittehs put together. I can see why a full-grown possum would feed a family.

Hmmmm. A snorgle snafu. Sounds bad. I think until Mr. L. polishes up on his snorgle skills, you should be in charge of all snorgle situations.

GRRRR. Thanks to Mr. L’s ill-advised, botched attempted snorgle this AM, I cannot get anywhere near the Tuxes. Mom is furious and stays way away, kitters are invisible. Major setback. AND he let ants swarm all over their food.

We Are Not Amused, to keep to the theme.

I long for the pre-income tax days of the Catnip Baggers.

I love the Edwardians. I seem to recall a certain gambling affair – The Trhamby Croft affair, involving an unfortunate accusation of cheating at a game of bacca-rat. Involved were some of the most important members of The Marlburrow House set.

and the infamous LitterDome scandal? it brought down Boss Tweety.

“SQUEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!”

No wait… those were kilts.

And just recently – when all competing animals dropped trou in protest at the famous Fur de Pants.

What about Richard Kitson and the Waterdish Coverup? Not to mention Neil Hamilton and the Cats for Questions affair in England 10 years ago.
Dallas, 1963 – President John Fitzgerald Kennedy assasinated by a sniper’s bullet. Eyewitnesses report seeing a furred gunman on the grassy knoll.

ouch. snap [of underwear]