You did NOT just do that

OK, People, this is getting redonk. You did not just do that to your race car. OR your exhaust pipe. Please tell me you di-int. ‘Cause this is officially OOC*.

Hello_kitty_ferrari_exhaust_1Nahahn

*Out of Control; Catherine P.!!!

67 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Tony James says:

    OMFGBBQKayMAMuFufuGTFOH*POIT*

  2. Mel says:

    I just burst into flames and screamed like a girl.

  3. arbed says:

    /backs quickly away from the computer

    //screams

  4. chunkstyle says:

    Yet again, I am about to say something I never thought I would:
    That is the cutest tailpipe I ever seen!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Whiskers??

  5. Theo says:

    No.
    No, no, no.
    Sweet fancy Moses juggling typewriters on the turnpike.
    http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#HK

  6. Sparky says:

    ZOMG. *dies*

  7. sunnykat says:

    Mebbe it’s a toy car for a little girl… but the background in pic #2 just makes no sense… still, it’s cutemobile!

    Lub the license plate!

  8. Prakash says:

    That is not cute, that is frightening and thank god its photo-shopped(I went through the links on the page referenced).

  9. chacha says:

    oh fer pete’s sake, of course it’s cute! And why in h*ll would it be photoshopped? All kinds of companies sponsor race cars, why not Hello Kitty?? sheesh, people. If all race cars looked like this I might even watch the races.

  10. RevWaldo says:

    This car is fake, but there are official Hello Kitty cars . Check out:
    http://paultan.org/archives/2005/09/18/hello-kitty-daihatsu-cars/

    I read about the Hello Kitty Mira in the WSJ ages ago. The best touch is the speedometer. Drive slow, and Hello Kitty is sleeping. Drive fast and Hello Kitty is sweating bullets!

  11. Constance says:

    Let me be the first to say…

    “shopped”

  12. Constance says:

    …ok, so apparently not the first. Dang you, slow internet!

  13. Alienor says:

    I’ll see your race car and raise you a Darth Vador: http://pics.livejournal.com/the_never/pic/00007083/

  14. ceejoe says:

    AHAHAAHAHAH a Hello Kitty Darth Vadar. Now *that* is high-larious!!

  15. Rhea Harding says:

    i *WANT* that car!

  16. Molly says:
  17. Lisa says:

    sweetjeezuschrist

  18. Aubrey says:

    That pipe is simply exhausting.

  19. I’ll assume that the exhaust that comes out of the pipe smells like cotton candy, right?

  20. Robin says:

    I Love IT!!!. How much?

  21. christina s. says:

    if you find a nyan nyan nyanko cat car, that would be most sweet. nothing can beat nyanko! not even hello kitty! >:)

    http://www.san-x.co.jp/nyanko/images/n_28/kabe/02_800_600.gif

  22. Diem says:

    OK, so the car is photoshopped, big deal, awsome job.

    That other link said nothing about the tailpipe. Where can a person get one of those?!?!?!

    It is just too cute!

  23. christina s. says:

    Diem – I didn’t find the tailpipe, but ebay had a ton of hello kitty car stuff :) i was going to post the link, but it was just waaayyy too long.

  24. April says:

    Lisa Loeb should drive that thing!

  25. Aubrey says:

    I feel like I’m trapped in somebody’s pipe dream. HELP!!!!!

  26. raymi says:

    i wanna cram cookie dough innit and make: cookies.

  27. Theo says:

    i wanna cram cookie dough innit and make: ROBOTS.

  28. AnonyMouse says:
  29. CB says:

    The Hello Vader suit confirms what I’ve been saying for years: that Hello Kitty is in fact the evil Galactic Emperor and all who worship her have joined the Dark Side. Or rather the Pink Side, which is even worse!

  30. AmyH says:

    Damn the photoshopping! So many hopes and dreams crushed when the truth of technology is revealed.

    That Darth Kitty/Hello Vader costume would be easy to put together. Perhaps that should be an official CO Halloween get-up. And we can pass out pudding cups to trick-or-treaters.

  31. J. Bo says:

    Hey, it’s a Furrari!

    (I can’t believe I beat Aubrey to that one…)

  32. Aubrey says:

    JB:

    Too busy thinking of
    cat-alytic converters, etc.

    Still. Well, done, Grasshopper.

    Wasn’t this car created as a fore-runner to the Mouse-erati?

  33. cjmr says:

    From my big-eyed three-year-old:

    “A Hello Kitty Car?!!!!!”

  34. brownamazon says:

    Hey, it’s a fur-rari! (groaaan).
    Um, why Lisa Loeb? Is there some reference I’m not getting?

  35. Annica says:

    It’s photoshoped ^^

  36. Tracibub says:

    Annica ~ Welcome to the department of redundancy department. It’s already been established as ‘shopped. Who cares? It’s cute!

  37. CP says:

    Do the whiskers make anyone else think of goatse?

    (ducks)

  38. Theo says:

    Ducks!

  39. Elizabeth says:

    Photoshopped or not… it’s still one of the official signs of the apocalypse… poor, poor Ferrari…,. There, there… they didn’t mean to make you look so ridiculous! Poor poor thing… that’s so sad :-(

  40. Jennuh says:
  41. Theo says:

    Holy crap, Jennuh… that’s *two* real versions now.

  42. AmyH says:

    The inside of my car was covered in cat hair from Elvis’ last visit to the vet. Does that count?

    (Yes, he was safely secured in his carrier. It’s amazing how much fur really does fly from a freaked-out feline.)

  43. claire says:

    cjmr – that’s exactly what i said too! with probably amount the same amount of want/need/have to have in my voice. haha, i think i scared my co-workers .. .again.

    still, MUST HAVE!!!

  44. Laurie C says:

    Darth Kitty is awesome funny, shopped or not.

  45. A thinker says:

    Um, uh?!

  46. A thinker says:

    Scawwy.

  47. Tehkella says:

    I love it! I wish I had it for my real car! The exhaust pipe is very inventive!

  48. It might be ‘shopped NOW, but you KNOW someone’s gonna turn it into a reality sooner or later…

    *shudders*

    –TwoDragons

  49. benvenuta says:

    Sigh… I don`t get Hello Kitty. I think it`s ugly and kitschy. And cars are never cute
    Hello Vader gave me a good laugh, though.

  50. E. Collison says:

    “/backs quickly away from the computer

    //screams”

    I’m with you, arbed, though there’s something kinda cool about the exhaust…

  51. benvenuta says:

    Sigh… I don`t get Hello Kitty. I think it`s ugly and kitschy. And cars are never cute
    Hello Vader gave me a good laugh, though.

  52. benvenuta says:

    Sigh… I don`t get Hello Kitty. I think it`s ugly and kitschy. And cars are never cute
    Hello Vader gave me a good laugh, though.

  53. Subhangi says:

    SOOOOOO CUTE!!! I want that exhaust pipe!!!

  54. Laura says:

    There’s a Hello Kitty car you can unlock in Need For Speed Underground(PC)! Pink and all!

  55. fate says:

    thats cute but OTT! ( OVER THE TOP!) i mean hello kitty rules everything to toiletries to cars now!! but too cute to handle

  56. Angie says:

    I don’t have the car, but after seeing the picture a few years ago, I do have the “HL0KTY” tag on my vehicle!

  57. kittikin says:

    OMFG. I WANT ONE!!! I WANT ONE NOW!!!!!!

    (and yes, I’m shouting.)

  58. Katiekinz says:

    That’s my dream car right there.

  59. Donna says:

    Wha– the–

    ?!?!?!?!!!

    Okay, the poster of the photo needs to check into a mental hospital.

  60. Theo says:

    Donna, this *is* the mental hospital.
    You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave…

  61. Jenny says:

    And I thought seeing the Hello Kitty BUS was amazing…..!

  62. Kelly says:

    I just had to tell everyone…I saw that same pic in “Maxim”, april 2005.

    It might be ‘shopped, but it’s still cute!

  63. SNA says:

    This is not a racecar. The Ferrari Testarossa is very much a street car. Chopped or not, Enzo is rolling over in his grave. There is only one color Ferraris were ever meant to be, and that’s blood red.

    Here’s a website with racecars: http://www.trunkmonkeyracing.com/

  64. Theo says:

    SNA — I note the Pink Impreza in that lineup. That’s not even one whole step away from Hello Subey.
    http://www.trunkmonkeyracing.com/content/view/19/51/
    My favorite feature, though, is the “Structural gaffer tape.” What, they couldn’t afford *real* duct tape??

  65. cathie says:

    OK if you think THAT’s bad have you not seen the Darth Kitty? mebbe I’ll send it in?

  66. Samantha F. says:

    WOW!! I love hello kitty and io am 10 1/2 That is cool! But don’t you think it’s exadrating!!

  67. weemonkey says:

    Would dogs chase the Hello Kitty car?