Le Spa

Baybee—don’t you worreee about a sing. I weel take care of you and wash you. You will be dee sparklingk clean bebe we know and lof when we are done.

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Zen, I weel roll around weeth dee fresh socks and zee clean fur, and I shall yelp in happiness. Look at me, I’m rollingk! and zee yelpingk! yelps!

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Alexandra C., Keep it clean.

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Poodle disguise for Dobermans

Aaakitpoodle1Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media? You might need, THE POODLE DISGUISE for Dobermans.

Maybe they’re talking about retirement

Acting decidedly un-squirrelly, these pals camped out on sender-inner Carisa’s fire escape. Do you EVER see squirrels chill like this? [singsong] Nooooo!!!! [/singsong]

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Carisa S., [Patting back] Good job.

A Virtual Sea of BUNNEHS

Swim!!! SWIM, PEOPLE!!!!

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Redonkulous sea of bunnage brot to you by Joice over at Flickr. YES, WITH PERMISHE.

Don’t make me keeeeell you.

Alert reader Diana S. is obvy playing with fire. FIRST, she names her cat: "Mr. Carlos Muffin." I mean, sure, he just happens to LOOK like a Carlos Muffin, so she got lucky there. THEN, she decides to dress him up in a bonnet and have her friend Tex take photos. She’s reeeeaaaally playing with fire…

Bonny

Watch it, Diana S.!

The tiniest mohawk

He’s all PUNKED out, multi-colored and a teeny ‘hawk. RIGHTEOUS!

Oliver

Gracias, Schwa-brah and love boid Oliver 😉

Stubtetude

I love it when kittens are at that stubby stage where their paws and tails can hardly bend. There should be a word for that phase…

Stormy_girl

Fine, fine submishe, Stormy Girl!

It’s Miller time

Dewd, I have filled out ENOUGH T.P.S. reports today. My boss won’t stop hollering about deadlines, I’m late with the Thompson account, and I have to hire a new bookkeeper. It’s friggin’ Miller time, People.

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OH, and you know—(grabs fun size Krackle off the table) that Sarah in accounting is tewtelly hawt. [Dangles paw]

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Lisa F. In honor of The Office and Dwight Shrute, I thank you.

Du lait, s’îl vous plaît

For now, moi, Madamoiselle Cochonne, I can stand in zee meelk bowl all I like. I am not zee 650 pounds yet, Dahlinks. Whin I am zee 650 pounds, Dahlinks, my left foot weel not even feet een zuh bowl. I must take advanteege while I ken!

Cochonne

Merci bien, Madame Elise~

This is TOTALLY blowing our minds

Asaciel just sent this over from Japan: "Bebe" surfs CuteOverload. Things haven’t been this whacked since Cheese Doodle.

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Domo arigato, Asaciel!