What a lazy kitten.

by Meg on July 30, 2006

Man, kittens these days. They just sit on their asses and accomplish nothing. It’s such a shame—their cat parents should really get after them—man. Look at this good-for-nuthing kitten. WHAT HAS HE ACCOMPLISHED TODAY!? Nothing. Nothing, that’s what.

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OK, MAYBE he accomplished being a Snorgle Target, but that’s about it. Geeshe, Tracey.

{ 74 comments }

1 squeaky 07.30.06 at 6:37 pm

ah, i’d love to be that lazy!

2 Mel 07.30.06 at 6:40 pm

It’s about time that kitten got a J-O-B and started earning his keep around there.

3 squeaky 07.30.06 at 6:45 pm

mel, his job is looking cute ;)

4 Heather S. 07.30.06 at 6:48 pm

OMG HOW ANERABLE!!!

5 caroline 07.30.06 at 6:51 pm

That little guy just got off the job chasing bugs and stalking dangling strings..
He’s resting up for his next big job.. whatever that might be!

6 Cain 07.30.06 at 6:52 pm

The poor baby has to teef! What do you want from him? He’ll just embarass himself in an interview.

7 Punk Penguin 07.30.06 at 7:06 pm

he’s not yawning, he’s hitting a high note?

8 pillow 07.30.06 at 7:12 pm

Ohhh….my…god.

I want it.

no.

Really.

I want it.

9 Otter 07.30.06 at 7:15 pm

I must pounce on the kitten!
Must rub my face with its belly!
aaaiiie!

10 Aoide 07.30.06 at 7:18 pm

Otter, I must agree. That little baby is overdue for a belly rubbing.

11 pillow 07.30.06 at 7:21 pm

TOTALLY overdue.n *snorgle!*

12 pillow 07.30.06 at 7:21 pm

watch out! Look at that ferocious toothless maw of his! He’ll gum you to death!

13 Villeline 07.30.06 at 7:26 pm

Lazyness is a little appreciated profession. Like sleepyness. Not to mention sleeping itself. All that sleeping I do for the common good of all, and nobody even pays me.

MAYBE accomplished being a Snorgle Target?!? M A Y B E ?!?! Get out of here.

14 Theo 07.30.06 at 7:30 pm

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYKITTIN!

15 citizen 07.30.06 at 7:31 pm

awww, it doesnt even have any teeth..

16 cheryl 07.30.06 at 7:37 pm

squeeeee!! that wee kitteh with the snorgle-inviting belly toothlessly, effortlessly made my head explode. i hope you’re happy.

17 Claire 07.30.06 at 7:41 pm

Hooo, that’s so how I feel half the time.

Lookit them ears, shooo tiny.

18 Robin 07.30.06 at 7:43 pm

Being cute is hard work!

19 ceebs 07.30.06 at 7:49 pm

KITTEH BELLEH SCHNORGLE!!!!

PPPPBBBBBLLLLLLFFFTTTTHHHHH!!!

20 cindi 07.30.06 at 8:07 pm

2nd the earlier post–than kitten needs a J-O-B! what kinda lazy butt kittens they grownin in that part of the woods?

21 arwo 07.30.06 at 8:20 pm

Honestly, if I had that kitten, I think I would require that it *not* do anything but lounge about and produce toothless yawns. Shiver me timbers, that’s a cute cat!

22 jenni 07.30.06 at 8:32 pm

I sleep to live. Live to sleep!

23 Lisa 07.30.06 at 8:41 pm

[head flops on the keyboard]

24 elizabeth 07.30.06 at 8:49 pm

cat yawns are the best.

EVER.

25 Rafael 07.30.06 at 8:55 pm

Snorgleable marmalade kitteh at one o’clock! Charge!!!!

26 The_Alpha 07.30.06 at 9:01 pm

OMG. I want this kitten more than I want a million dollars. Too f’in’ cute.

27 carry 07.30.06 at 9:01 pm

*Squee*

*Brain bursts*

*Falls to floor*

Damn you cuteness!

28 Lisa 07.30.06 at 9:21 pm

Awwww it looks like a yawning kitty teddy bear! Wook at it’s wittle ears.. and it’s big meepin belly! So cute!!

29 Lick My Pickles 07.30.06 at 9:25 pm

Look at the belly on that guy wot a cutie!!!

30 PuppyMomma 07.30.06 at 9:59 pm

What a lazy lima bean! I must blow bubbles on his little round kitty tummeh.

31 Jorden 07.30.06 at 10:12 pm

Snorgle target! You said it!
Holy smokes that’s a cutie!

32 Denita TwoDragons 07.30.06 at 10:17 pm

I wanna zerbert his belly!! *pbrbrbrbrbrt!*

–TwoDragons

33 moneca 07.30.06 at 10:28 pm

when it stretches, it’s little arms are shaking to get in a full streeeetch.

34 AmyH 07.30.06 at 10:40 pm

Lazy kitty indeed! They don’t get any more productive as they get older. When I come home, I always ask Elvis what he did all day. No vacuuming, no dishes, no nothing! Then he rolls over on his back so I can rub his belly. After that he reaches up all desperate-like so I can carry him around like a toddler on my hip. He then lays his head on my shoulder and purrs like a lawnmower.

Sigh. He may not be a getting much done around the house, but he’s great at giving out the love.

Go ahead and laze about, li’l baby, you’re doing a great job of being a kitteh.

35 kittikin 07.30.06 at 10:52 pm

OMG.
Cutest.Kitteh.Evah!!

I’m dyin’ here!

36 O 07.31.06 at 12:30 am

The paw on the belleh, the open mouth, the face on that kitteh…

Kitten? Or great leading tenor with an international career… eh? Yeah, Nessun Dorma, Bach Cantata, Mozart opera…you tell me!

Just look at that cute widdle face!

37 amy 07.31.06 at 12:38 am

Does that kitten have NO TEEF?!?!

38 Jackie from Michigan 07.31.06 at 1:25 am

I’m so tempted to drop a kitty treat into that little kitten’s mouth…

39 Amanda 07.31.06 at 2:51 am

OMG! That’s my baby Chase! Finally on Cute Overload! He was only 17 days old in that picture, he’s now a 9 month old monster kitty!
you can see his blog by clicking on my url

40 A thinker 07.31.06 at 2:55 am

GAH!!

horrifically, fatally cute. I bow to the kitteh.

41 Molls 07.31.06 at 3:37 am

Amanda, I will give you One Meellion dollars…no…Twoo Meellion dollars for baby Chase!

(This is pathetic, I’ve never even seen Austin Powers but this cute baby has driven me to drastic measures.)

42 lisa 07.31.06 at 3:50 am

On my screen the kitten looks almost more mad than lazy. It’s a small screen alright. Smaller than a kitten.

43 lurkertype 07.31.06 at 3:53 am

Marmalade kitteh!

He looks like I felt this weekend.

Must upload pix of the tuxedo horde at my house. Maybe you guys could suggest some names? I know I’m new here but… they’re KITTENS! You’ll like them, I promise.

44 PuppyMomma 07.31.06 at 4:03 am

Amanda, is he still all snaggle-toothy like he is in the smiling picture on your blog?

45 Joe 07.31.06 at 4:14 am

Can I kiss that tummy?

46 JCat 07.31.06 at 4:19 am

snorg snorg

47 Laurie C 07.31.06 at 5:59 am

“tuxedo horde” — lurker, is that just a well-dressed mob? Or merely refined chaos?

48 Mark C. 07.31.06 at 7:39 am

lol. My cat sleeps like that after eating too much tuna.

49 8950gt 07.31.06 at 8:33 am

The only thing cuter is when they flop over & roll on their backs like a gymnast and look at you with those HUGH eyes, as to say “pleeeeeease, I need attention now!!!!”Oh and don’t forget the paw curl!

50 J. Bo 07.31.06 at 10:10 am

I’m not even a cat person, and this one had me laughing and squee-ing from the hilarious cuteness. Chase looks like he was a character from day one!

51 maymee 07.31.06 at 12:41 pm

I want I want I want!!!
gimme gimme gimme
*grabby hands*

52 theidlereceptionist 07.31.06 at 12:53 pm

My cuteometer is OFF THE CHARTS.

53 Paula 07.31.06 at 12:53 pm

Can I be that kitten today?? unfortuantely no, even though it’s my birthday. But I shall dream of lazy kitten like days.

54 ceebs 07.31.06 at 1:18 pm

OMG Amanda…the pic on your blog page is hilarious!!! floppy ear, winky eye. Elvissy sneer, and the tail between his front paws! Great shot.
Being cute & lazy IS our pets’ jobs, people! And darned if they aren’t all experts in that field!! They should all get raises!

55 jaypo 07.31.06 at 1:38 pm

[falls down in utter and complete awe]

dreams of holding marma-yawning bebe…

56 jaypo 07.31.06 at 1:49 pm
57 Rhea Harding 07.31.06 at 2:03 pm

he’s so cute!!!! ^_^

58 Theo 07.31.06 at 2:28 pm

Nice jux, Jaypo!

59 meggi 07.31.06 at 3:12 pm

this is so not cute

60 meggi 07.31.06 at 3:12 pm

just playing!!!!

61 Tiffany 07.31.06 at 3:33 pm

I think I just died.

62 Clotypus 07.31.06 at 3:44 pm

Hurray for toothless kittenness!!!

63 ka9q's wife 07.31.06 at 5:01 pm

Kittens and Children should not have jobs. Their job is to learn. Adult cats work in my house at bug control, shedding, keeping the furniture from floating away during the day, and shredding the bathroom carpet. Apparently they think our job is to pet them and give them treats.

64 Subhangi 07.31.06 at 5:10 pm

AWWWWWWWWW. Itty Bitty Lazy-poo Kitty.

65 tm 07.31.06 at 5:58 pm

i want its toothless mouth to bite my nose. i don’t really know why. :)

66 NY 07.31.06 at 8:54 pm

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I can just imagine its little meow…that’s how I look in the morning. :D

67 lurkertype 07.31.06 at 9:22 pm

LaurieC: yes!

68 Theo 07.31.06 at 11:30 pm

NY — I think that would be a little “meyawn.”

69 Tehkella 08.01.06 at 12:00 am

must… put… face… on… belly…. resistance…. futile….

70 jerseygull 08.01.06 at 2:10 pm

The more I look at that, the more it makes me smile. What a sweetie!

71 constintina 08.02.06 at 5:24 am

No way. It can’t be. Too much. They’ll ban it. Could be lethal.

dying…dying…-is ded-….

72 constintina 08.02.06 at 5:26 am

Actually, this kitten could be the CO mascot. That’s clearly what the poor tiny dear is suffering from. All tuckered out.

73 Nina 08.02.06 at 8:22 pm

Awww. That is awesome. And cute. The poor duder must have had a really hard day that he just couldn’t move another step towards the couch so decided to fall on the ground. HA! I just love it!

74 Brittney 08.18.06 at 8:06 am

This is too cute…

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