Duck ‘Tocks

by Meg on July 13, 2006

You should really scoop up this little guy, and put him close to your neck, and see what he has to say.

Duck_tocks
Right, Stephanie F.? I think ducks might be able to purr a little bit…

{ 49 comments }

1 AuntieMame 07.13.06 at 9:00 pm

I don’t know what is more disturbing about this photo…the lack of a head or the steroidal Barry Bonds legs…

2 Lauri 07.13.06 at 9:08 pm

Haha, I want to goose him!

3 Kmann 07.13.06 at 9:09 pm

Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere.

Rather, quackin’ everywhere!

Fluffy little ducky a’int he!?

4 gwenchocolate 07.13.06 at 9:10 pm

He looks like he’s make out of velour and playdo. Like maybe a walking cottonball…now that I look at it, the legs are bit…ummm, ENHANCHED.

5 Theo 07.13.06 at 9:11 pm

Lemme see ya shake a tail feathah.

6 cosmiquemuffin 07.13.06 at 9:11 pm

DUCK BUTT!!!!!

And I luv it when they duck their heads under the water and they put the feathery butts and feets up in the air…

http://librarygirl.co.uk/albums/sf/duck_butt2.jpg

7 E. Collison 07.13.06 at 9:11 pm

The perspective *is* really odd!

8 Redzilla 07.13.06 at 9:12 pm

I…like big butts and I cannot fly (because my wing feathers haven’t grown in yet.)

9 PuppyMomma 07.13.06 at 9:12 pm

I see no ‘tocks, personally. Just fuzz. Fuzz and fuzz and fuzz.

10 Theo 07.13.06 at 9:17 pm

LOL Redzilla.
You other duckies can’t deny…

11 zelda 07.13.06 at 9:20 pm

He looks like he’s on a mission. A very determined fluffduck.

12 ceejoe 07.13.06 at 9:23 pm

aaaahhhh… finally, some new cute to end the workday. Thank you CO!!

13 pocky 07.13.06 at 9:24 pm

Bah ha ha… DUCKYBUTT! *giggles insanely*

14 Li 07.13.06 at 9:43 pm

Duckling near neck = Duckling poo down shirt

15 Sarah-Jean 07.13.06 at 9:45 pm

Oh that little duckey is sooooooo cute!!

16 christina 07.13.06 at 9:58 pm

holy crap! what work out plan does this duck have? look at those calves!

17 Arvay 07.13.06 at 10:03 pm

Oh Law. That is too dang cute.

18 cheryl 07.13.06 at 10:05 pm

has that fuzzbutt had calf implants? rubber-enhanced ducky, you’re the one!

19 Eleanor 07.13.06 at 10:10 pm

I once rescued six of these fluffer nutters from the beach in Long Beach, CA, just after Easter. (Some nutball thought they could swim in salt water and ’set them free.) Trust me, they don’t purr — they stick their heads under your chin, and tap it with their little beaks, and make the most adorable little clicks!

20 Han 07.13.06 at 10:13 pm

Looks like a tyranosaurus rex from behind, except for the tail of course. =)

21 chackler 07.13.06 at 10:43 pm

duck butt

22 Jessica 07.13.06 at 11:04 pm

Uh! Duck! *SPLAAAT!* :)
What a cutie. Love the calves.

23 Chilli 07.13.06 at 11:13 pm

duck butt duck butt duck butt *splode*

24 Judy B 07.13.06 at 11:22 pm

I wanna see it wiggle!

25 betty 07.13.06 at 11:30 pm

I just keep hearing the song: “These boots are made for walkin’” while picturing this lil’ guy struttin’ his stuff!

26 Tanya 07.14.06 at 12:19 am

Holy Duck!

27 Donna 07.14.06 at 12:29 am

Butt butt butt!

28 Lauri 07.14.06 at 12:41 am

Ooo, I got another song.

Down in the Duck-tocks
Down in the Duck-tocks
People don’t you frown, cuz that’s the kind of down
I was booorn in….

29 Stephanie F. 07.14.06 at 1:23 am

Hey guys, I thought you’d like him :P There are at least two other pictures of him on gettyimages where I found them.
http://creative.gettyimages.com/source/classes/FrameSet.aspx?&UQR=maqdre&pk=4&source=front&lightboxView=1&txtSearch=duck&selImageType=7&chkLicensed=on&chkRoyaltyFree=on

30 Q 07.14.06 at 1:26 am

I feel so much better about the extra weight on my legs now.

31 Anne 07.14.06 at 3:33 am

Fuzzy ducky bum!
(yeah, I definitely feel better about my heavy calves too!)

32 saska 07.14.06 at 3:58 am

My son and I have a brilliant time photographing duck butts. I am sure it disturbs the zen-seeking Japanese Garden visitors when we squeal “DUCK BUTT!” with delight and begin snapping madly….

http://www.flickr.com/photos/saska/tags/duckbutt/

33 hrh.squeak 07.14.06 at 5:02 am

The thing I like best about duckbutt is how it seems to be a separate bit, perhaps a ball-in-socket sort of thing, which can be wiggled all around. Ever noticed that?

34 Kasia 07.14.06 at 7:54 am

My goodness, cute butt! But what’s with the massive calves!? This duckenegger is ready to win the Tour de France people!!

35 J. Bo 07.14.06 at 11:20 am

DUCK BUTT!

(I know it’s been written repeatedly before, but I just can’t help myself…)

36 Miette 07.14.06 at 12:10 pm

Disco Duck??!!??

37 alma 07.14.06 at 1:38 pm

You know you’ve got cuteness when a shot of your bum creates “Awwwwws” world-wide! Love this pic!!!

PS: Fois gras is cruel, so stop eating it!

38 Theo 07.14.06 at 3:31 pm

Alma — fois gras is expensive and disgusting, unless you’re James Bond, maybe… so, no sweat. (Isn’t it *goose* liver, tho?)

39 M- 07.14.06 at 4:34 pm

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your ducky got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that ducky butt!
Ducky got back!

Oh my God Becky that butt is like so cute!!!…

40 brownamazon 07.14.06 at 4:50 pm

Kasia: I also thought of Lance, especially with the yellow jersey.

Theo: Mmmm…proper foie gras is indeed from goose. Otherwise it’s just plain ol’ duck liver.
Expensive? Oh yes. Disgusting? Blasphemy! Seared with some port jelly… heavenly.
As for cruel… sigh. It
is sometimes hard to reconcile being both a zoophile and a gastronome. Now pass the ortolans.

41 Theo 07.14.06 at 6:00 pm

“hard to reconcile being both a zoophile and a gastronome”

Another fuzzy foodie. I hear you. How ’bout we skip the finches & hunt us up some morels? (and oyster mushrooms, and sulfur shelves…)

42 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 07.14.06 at 8:56 pm

Ooo dat be a ducky deriere!
Cutest Butt quack I ever saw!
:)

43 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 07.14.06 at 9:03 pm

Oops great caption for a duck but alas tis a chick
not a duck…oh well…
here’s one that will work:

Just take a look at the behind on that chick!

44 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 07.14.06 at 9:06 pm

Hey wait a sec… Meg titled it Duck tocks…I guess my first caption does work after all!
:)

45 Selo 07.16.06 at 2:19 pm

GODZILLA

46 alma 07.18.06 at 4:10 am

(Isn’t it *goose* liver, tho?)

No difference, putting a tube down any animal’s throat and forcing unnatural amounts of food into it to ‘fatten the liver’ is cruel.

Google is your friend.

No need to eat fois gras, so DON’T! :0

47 A thinker 07.18.06 at 5:49 pm

DUCK FLOOF!!

48 Pugster.org 08.11.06 at 7:30 pm

I credit the cameraman for this one!

49 yyp 04.20.07 at 6:50 am

It’s too big!haha

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