Debauchery Friday: Do I sense a Friday theme *hic!* here?

by Meg on July 7, 2006

900 *hic* bottles of beer *hic* on the wall [wobbles]
900 otters of beeer! *hic!*
You take one *hic!* down!
Pass *hic* around!
899 bottles of berr on the [Ker-plunk]

David_k

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one, David K.?

{ 59 comments }

1 A Zookeeper 07.07.06 at 4:06 pm

Wow, so many animals like beer That Ish Cute!

2 Theo 07.07.06 at 4:08 pm

OTTERBOTTLE!
OTTERBOTTLE! OTTERBOTTLE! OTTERBOTTLE!

3 linda 07.07.06 at 4:09 pm

and have you seen the bear cub in the red covertable eating pizza,and drinking Jack Daniels and vodka

4 Theo 07.07.06 at 4:10 pm

“Heaven [hicc] I’m'n heaven
“An my heart beatssho that I cn hardly sshpeeeak…”

5 torie 07.07.06 at 4:11 pm

Cute…but no swimming while intoxicated little feller!

6 Julie 07.07.06 at 4:11 pm

gasp!!!! i need an otter bartender!

7 jpants 07.07.06 at 4:13 pm

I loves ya man. (hic) I rilly, rilly loves ya. (passes out)

8 Tony James 07.07.06 at 4:13 pm

Utterly Otterly!! Muzzliepuff!

9 ceebs 07.07.06 at 4:14 pm

now this could be photoshopped, not that I give an Otterpop.

10 Elaine Benes 07.07.06 at 4:15 pm

I love the last line in the caption… a la Adam Sandler on SNL in that game show parody with Jerry Seinfeld. Cute otter!!!!!!!!

11 Jan Spencer 07.07.06 at 4:18 pm

DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR BARTENDERS AND WAITRESSES!!

12 connie 07.07.06 at 4:21 pm

Lol, how on earth do you train an otter to do that???

13 Raegan 07.07.06 at 4:24 pm

Cameraman:
I love you man!

Otter:
You’re still not getting my Bud Light.

14 Aubrey 07.07.06 at 4:25 pm

“Honey, this is my new girlfriend…we both felt it was best to be honest…”

15 Chantelle 07.07.06 at 4:29 pm

Gah, look at the little otter-fingers and otter-toes!

16 Redzilla 07.07.06 at 4:31 pm

How come there weren’t any guys this cute at the 4th picnic??

17 Lee Gibson 07.07.06 at 4:35 pm

I’ll be right over, dude, but I’m bringing good beer.

18 zenith 07.07.06 at 4:38 pm

My dad hunts in Alaska and has a story about coming back to basecamp and finding the camp full of intoxicated wolves who had managed to get into the beer. Closed beer cans. Yes, with their teeth, much like “breakfast of champions” puppy.

I’m not much on hunting, particularly not with beer along, but he does a great impression of a drunken wolf. Lots of lupine baroo.

19 Sarah-Jean 07.07.06 at 4:41 pm

Where do you find such CUTE CUTE pictures?!?!?!

He looks absolutely adorable holding that beer!

It’s got to be a photo shop job, right??

Can it possibly be real??!!

20 Theo 07.07.06 at 4:45 pm

Sarah-Jean — no, it’s an obvious fake. Otters are Guinness snobs.

21 ceebs 07.07.06 at 4:50 pm

Remember Otter Pops? I think this guy is the mascotter for the new beer flavor, “Bud Light Costello”

http://www.egoodwith.com/otter_pop/

22 Athena 07.07.06 at 4:50 pm

Someone get that little guy a REAL beer! Bud light – gaghrk!!

23 /pd 07.07.06 at 5:01 pm

get out !! whats with all the beer today ?

sooooo cute – wanna otter !!

24 brownamazon 07.07.06 at 5:10 pm

What’s better than an otter?

An otter with a beverage, dude!

Otters *do* love to party. So it’s fitting that they should subscribe to BYOB.

25 greenighs 07.07.06 at 5:13 pm

“I would kill every cute animal in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”

26 martha in mobile 07.07.06 at 5:25 pm

How can I maintain the illusion of high-brow snobbery when I laugh out loud at silly, cheesy images like this? Curse you, CO!

27 E. Collison 07.07.06 at 5:25 pm

Sigh… Time was, we had All-Hamster Friday and All-Bunny Tuesday. Those were the good ol’ days.

To see innocent lil’ critters cradling bottles of foamy hopsical substances (liquid) is somehow a descent into the maelstrom… Oh my, Meg – corrupting all us adults who might’ve had a BunnyCream instead! [More sighing.]

Guess this earns the site a Rabbit of Disapproval:

http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/rabbit-Thumbnails/1.jpg

28 kathleen 07.07.06 at 5:26 pm

awww, that’s cute! i wish i had an otter, the only thing that i have that sorta close to that is the tattoo that i have on my right calf: two otters swimming in a figure eight

29 Aubrey 07.07.06 at 5:27 pm

For a Summer that’s hot
And gonna get hotter
When punch doesn’t work
And neither does wotter
Reach for a Bud
It won’t make you totter
At zoos and aquariums
The most popular fotter!

30 TheLuna 07.07.06 at 5:28 pm

Now *this* is animal abuse – get that guy a good beer!

31 jmfausti 07.07.06 at 5:29 pm

I am just not partying with the right people. I want to go to the otter’s house and I’ll even give the pug a lift. He shouldn’t drink and drive.

32 E. Collison 07.07.06 at 5:32 pm

jmfausti, something tells me that the pug really *cannot* reach the steering wheel… [Hee.]

33 Rafael 07.07.06 at 5:36 pm

Otter:”Hey will pass the beeer, dude!”

Will:”Whaat, dude, your soaked, your stnading on the last box!”

Otter:”Yeah, well this one is mepty dude!”

34 ceebs 07.07.06 at 5:40 pm

LOL I just noticed he is holding a plastic bottle (look at the cap) and on the box, they euphemistically call them “unbreakable bottles” instead of plastic.

35 jaypo 07.07.06 at 5:42 pm

THIS is what’s happening behind the scenes of Pugsy’s Mug.

36 Theodore 07.07.06 at 5:44 pm

“You know, after a few of these, I only get cuter.”

37 Leilani 07.07.06 at 5:45 pm

What a horrible desecration of a perfectly good otter!

38 Katie 07.07.06 at 5:46 pm

Hmm, now, this is hard. The otter is posing better (and is, I would argue, cuter), but the pug has much better taste in beer.

39 EricaE 07.07.06 at 5:50 pm

How cruel! Giving an otter really crappy beer. I mean if you are going to give an otter light beer at least give him a decent light beer… Samuel Adams lite perhaps. But Bud light! Oh the humanity!!

….;o)

40 Allie 07.07.06 at 5:50 pm

That looks just like my housemate’s ferret, who’s very vertical for a quadruped. She’s also a little thief, and would totally make off with beer if it were left in her reach.

41 belle 07.07.06 at 5:53 pm

How come I never get invited to these kind of rockin’ parties? I mean, otters?! AND Bud Light?! That is so cool, and I’m pouting now.

42 sillysilly 07.07.06 at 5:56 pm

“Hmm…I otter have another beer.” *hic*

43 Aubrey 07.07.06 at 6:08 pm

Actually, I prefer cocktails. Bunny Mary? Vodka Catatonic?

Booze. It’s what’s for breakfast.

44 ceebs 07.07.06 at 6:12 pm

…and of course…for tomorrow’s hangover…
hair of the dog….

45 zelda 07.07.06 at 6:18 pm

I’m gonna ship this fella a sixer of Summit Pale Ale. Mmmmm.

46 Skwerly 07.07.06 at 6:18 pm

OMG…900 otters of beer…I actually guffawed out loud at that part.

I think I just peed a little from laughing so hard. Goldurn pregnancy!

47 Crystal 07.07.06 at 6:48 pm

What’s up with the 6-oz beers? That’s just not right.

48 Crystal 07.07.06 at 6:49 pm

Oops.. on second thought, that says 16 oz. My bad.

49 CuteOttersDotCom 07.07.06 at 6:57 pm

Too cute! I’ve seen a lot of trained otters and I wonder why they’re not used more in commercials & TV shows?
I wonder if this was taken at the Monterey Bay aquarium where they train otters?

50 AuntieMame 07.07.06 at 6:59 pm

She needs to touch up her lipstick. :)

This picture reminds me of the ride home on the light rail Tuesday night after the soccer game and fireworks. There were some college-age kids, who had obviously had plenty of beer at the game, and they started singing “99 bottles…”

Thankfully, they didn’t sing the whole song the whole way. Not so thankfully, they changed to singing Disney songs instead…

51 Lauri 07.07.06 at 7:56 pm

Lupine Baroo….awesome!

52 Tomi 07.07.06 at 8:32 pm

gotta be shopped, for a couple obvious reasons…

I doubt otters could do that, and—if they could, they’d have better beer.

53 ariel 07.07.06 at 9:01 pm

this guy is cute.

54 Yana/Jenn 07.07.06 at 10:25 pm

Oh, this *totally* has to have been taken at Seaworld (which is an Anheuser-Busch theme park, doncha know?)! Heh. THe background even looks vaguely like the “pirate ship” the Orlando SeaWorld show “Clyde and Seamore take Pirate Island” show is at. The trained otter is the best part, naturally.

55 A thinker 07.08.06 at 3:43 am

LOL. An otter hoisting a beer. Bottoms up!

56 Maybalee 07.08.06 at 4:26 am

When I saw this one, I thought “Yay! An otter for Theo!” :)

57 bryan 07.08.06 at 4:32 am

Otters rule !!!
:-P

58 Bailey 07.08.06 at 1:20 pm

Maybe you otter get him to his AA meeting.

59 the honourable Gladys Anstruther 07.10.06 at 7:03 am

Poor little sod get him/her a decent beer

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