And zee entrée—she ees served!

by Meg on July 8, 2006

[Say in Poofée voice] Mes amies…. We haf been slaving in la cuisine all day to breeng you zees. Zee ul-tee-mat in zuh entrée. Zees ees fresh, local, organeek kitten. Eets not flambé, mes amies, zat would not be nice. Bon apétit!

Matt_vb

Merci infinement, Matthew V.B. and Hadaly E.!

{ 94 comments }

1 rumi 07.08.06 at 6:34 pm

Oh. My. God. A bowlful of precious!

2 Theo 07.08.06 at 6:36 pm

Color-coordinated, too… look at the eyes.

3 MissV 07.08.06 at 6:36 pm

Try new Kitty Krispies!! Stays fluffy, even in milk!

4 sallymae. 07.08.06 at 6:40 pm

Ya..um I’ll take 2 scoops of superprosh and..let’s see.. side of zee potato salad.

5 Rose 07.08.06 at 6:41 pm

The breakfast of cute champions.

6 Julie 07.08.06 at 6:42 pm

Garcon? You have forgotten to bring the side of squee! Oh no, here it is: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

7 Elizabeth 07.08.06 at 6:44 pm

Clearly the cook is off to the right of the frame, because they’re ALL watching him ready to pounce!

8 Mook 07.08.06 at 6:50 pm

…a scrumptious sweet salad of scintillating softness served straight up…nummy, nummy!

9 Pocky 07.08.06 at 6:52 pm

I want this in my breakfast cereal box!!

10 English Chick 07.08.06 at 6:52 pm

I’ll take the bowl full o kitten to go please. and yes i would like fries with that

11 Kathryn 07.08.06 at 6:54 pm

Yummy and furry!

12 Ayani 07.08.06 at 7:00 pm

Aww they are so cute! ^_^ <3

13 A Zookeeper 07.08.06 at 7:03 pm

WOW! cute.

14 arbed 07.08.06 at 7:05 pm

le sigh….

15 Rafael 07.08.06 at 7:36 pm

I don’t think the kittehs aproved of the menu….

16 Brandi Lee 07.08.06 at 7:47 pm

Waiter… I have kittens in my soup

17 Melody 07.08.06 at 7:49 pm

“Is there no sign that says ‘help yourself’?? :O” — My friend’s reaction to seeing the picture. But seriously, that is absolutely adorable!

18 chuck 07.08.06 at 7:54 pm

Bobbing for kittehs, anyone?

19 AuntieMame 07.08.06 at 8:03 pm

I wonder what the Weight Watchers exchange is for this. One dessert, surely, because it’s so sweet.

20 Marty 07.08.06 at 8:07 pm

You just KNOW they’re all looking at the little birdies splashing around in the birdbath.

21 Sarcasta 07.08.06 at 8:20 pm

It’s the four-headed kitten of the apocalypse.

The litter betweens their toeses stays crunchy in teh milk. The kittens, zey drink zee milks. ZERE IS NO MILKS! Look away!

22 Allie 07.08.06 at 8:41 pm

Just add milk, and you’ve got a bowl of mew-slix!

Breakfast of Champions!

23 J. Bo 07.08.06 at 8:45 pm

“Life is just a bowl of kitties…”

24 Perosha M.K. 07.08.06 at 9:00 pm

OMG. I just want to pick up the bowl and SMOOSH MY FACE INTO IT.

25 Nickole 07.08.06 at 9:33 pm

Cute? CUTE?! This clearly is a flying saucer full of clones come to obliterate us all! The feline lifeforms are finally ready to take over Earth, and we’re all lost just because you can’t see the evil in the cute!

26 misschelley 07.08.06 at 9:36 pm

none of those babies looks amused. hmmm….is that a serving of cat-onese chow mein?

27 Alex 07.08.06 at 9:36 pm

Don’t forget to use catsup.

28 Michelle 07.08.06 at 9:41 pm

A bowlful of kittens there was
Adorable, covered in fuzz
A tabby surprise
With stunning blue eyes
And whiskers that covered their muzz

29 Robin 07.08.06 at 9:48 pm

Oh no I’m on a diet but I take a kitten to go.

30 amy 07.08.06 at 10:00 pm

omg, we have that dish pattern! it’s called ocean breeze… mine didn’t come with fluffy kittens, though…

31 tegan 07.08.06 at 10:05 pm

This is the cutest and most adorable thing ever! I must have these Kitty Krispes! But not to eat no no no only to cuddle.

32 caroline 07.08.06 at 10:08 pm

Now that’s what I call a cereal box prize!

33 constintina 07.08.06 at 10:13 pm

OH MY GOD I was just looking at this on flickr and thinking how CO-worthy it was, and now here it is!!! Yay!!! Hi Hadaly!!!

My day just got 100x better thanks to succulent kitteny goodness!!!

34 TM 07.08.06 at 10:17 pm

I’d like four scoops of kitteh with whip cream and a cherry on top, please!

35 Elizabeth 07.08.06 at 10:19 pm

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

**collapses panting and dies**

36 Andee 07.08.06 at 10:22 pm

A bowl of china blue eyes, paper-thin little earsies, and FLOOF! Best diet I’ve ever been on!

37 constintina 07.08.06 at 10:24 pm
38 Theo 07.08.06 at 10:28 pm

Yeep! Pets In Pots AGAIN!
The crockery… it killeth.

39 maymee 07.08.06 at 10:39 pm

*snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle*
(one for each kitteh)

40 lazyj 07.08.06 at 11:30 pm

beautiful blue kitten eyes!!

41 lazyj 07.08.06 at 11:32 pm

would the application of ‘kronche’ recommended here??

42 najjie 07.08.06 at 11:53 pm

Whoa.

They look like they are in attack mode. I’m a little frightened.

43 Maybalee 07.09.06 at 12:27 am

Theo, you’re my favorite! :)

44 gigi 07.09.06 at 12:41 am

kittens ‘n dumplins

45 Rafael 07.09.06 at 1:02 am

You know, come to think of it, I think I’m the one on the meny….nice kittehs, nice…

MEOW!!!!

46 Jessie 07.09.06 at 1:07 am

Wow, love the comment :) I’m in a european school and some french people actually talk like that, in fact, I could hear them say it while I was reading :)

47 Lauri 07.09.06 at 1:12 am

Meoooow Mix!

48 Tony James 07.09.06 at 1:31 am

The four furry nomads from Planet Skwee piloted their craft across the picnic table, moving ever closer to their prey, the rare and elusive GooshyFood.

49 poor violet 07.09.06 at 1:59 am

This is blatant cruelty!

Just kidding. It just seems unusual that no one was screaming and calling PETA, etc for once. :)

50 Lauri Shooltz 07.09.06 at 2:11 am

LOL, Tony James…..when I read your caption and look at those kitties, it cracks me up!

51 Lauri 07.09.06 at 2:13 am

Oh fine. Now my entire name is out there…on the net…in living color.

I am a subconscious Luddite…

anyway….intense kitties…wonder what they are looking AT?

52 A thinker 07.09.06 at 2:15 am

I wish to eat each one of them.

53 Laurie C 07.09.06 at 2:22 am

They look like a bowl of chocolate ripple ice cream come to life.

Also, great poem, Michelle.

54 J. Bo 07.09.06 at 2:35 am

Let’s see… we’ve got “more fun than a barrelful of monkeys;” how about “cuter than a bowlful of kittens”?

55 Merri 07.09.06 at 2:42 am

TRES JOLIE! (and I’m not talking Angelina!) This is so cute I actually squealed! These babies are so cute and sweet, they don’t need any sugar! xoxoxo

56 ka9q's wife 07.09.06 at 2:43 am

oh great i just saw a chinese restaurant named “Kat Wok” in Ashland Oregon today. Now this. Has the world gone insane? Putin snorgling children? Cat’s in crockery? What is next Puppehs in penitentaries?

57 Redzilla 07.09.06 at 2:43 am

Apparently in the same vein as Disapproving Rabbits, it’s a whole bowl of Unimpressed Kittens. “Meh,” they say. “Show us something a-mew-sing, hu-man.”

58 citizen 07.09.06 at 2:47 am

Nothing cuter than a bowl full of kittens. maybe a box full of puppies.

59 nightbird 07.09.06 at 3:19 am

“Just a bowl-ful of kittens to make the medicine go down. The medicine go dow-wawn, the medicine go down!”

60 Christine 07.09.06 at 3:25 am

Oh my goodness, they’re gorgeous.
I want to hug them.

61 Susan 07.09.06 at 3:28 am

Great bowls of fur.

62 Teughcats 07.09.06 at 3:50 am

[groans at Susan's pun]

[smiles at Michelle's poem]

[waves to Theo on general principles]

[bows to Meg, queen of the cute]

Goodnight, everyone!

63 AuntieMame 07.09.06 at 3:51 am

LOL, Susan! Goodness, gracious!

64 nycat 07.09.06 at 3:51 am

ooooh, meow mix!

65 BenPanced 07.09.06 at 3:59 am

“Waiter! Waiter! What are these kittens doing in my soup?”

“The backstroke!”

66 Jes 07.09.06 at 4:29 am

Wow, I’ve never seen identical quadruplet kitties. I didn’t know that was possible. They look exactly alike to me. Usually mom kitty have several eggs fertilized at once….weird

67 Nova 07.09.06 at 4:35 am

Please sir… may I have… some more?

68 Darcy 07.09.06 at 5:40 am

GOOSHYFOOD!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!

meow!

69 lauowolf 07.09.06 at 6:46 am

I think they are lying in wait, expecting the cook to just drop, say, a nice serving of fish or turkey into the serving bowl.

70 Ashley 07.09.06 at 7:42 am

If a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, imagine what a bowlful of kittens can do!

71 Denita TwoDragons 07.09.06 at 2:34 pm

Kitten Sherbert: The Preferred Dish of Melmacians Across the Galaxy…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melmac_(planet)

–TwoDragons

72 Tanya 07.09.06 at 2:41 pm

I literally read this one aloud, french accent and all….dammit that was hilarious!!!

73 crrash 07.09.06 at 3:18 pm

Theo you’re slipping. No instant link to puppies in the pen?

74 Matt 07.09.06 at 3:28 pm

Oh man, you just sounded like Fleur Delacour! I knew she was evil. Eating those adorable kitties like that…teh horror!

75 Theo 07.09.06 at 3:29 pm

Crrash — ’splain please? Why would I post that, under a bowl full of kittens?

Ah what the heck…
http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/1871/1895170237735177778_rs.jpg

76 army kitten 07.09.06 at 3:35 pm

ITADAKIMASU!

…it’s like nyan nyan nyanko come to life. oh, la!

http://nyanko.kawaiifanlistings.org/

77 army kitten 07.09.06 at 3:37 pm

actually, this link is better…

http://www.sunhingtoys.com/NY.asp

78 betty 07.09.06 at 4:27 pm

So many kittehs so little time…. must. snorgle.

79 tankianchic930 07.09.06 at 4:43 pm

OMG!! I want to put my face in the middle of the bowl and SNORGLE!!!

80 Rich Fader 07.09.06 at 6:04 pm

“Of course, if you really want to make something good, nothing beats a good old Louisiana Back Bay Bayou Kitty Bordelaise…a la Antoine.”

“A la Antoine? Ze Antoine of New Orleans?”

“I don’t mean Antoine of Flatbush!”

81 JH 07.09.06 at 6:36 pm

Yeah, they’re cute, but I am not gonna put my face in a bowl of claw-endowed kitties :|

82 Lauri 07.09.06 at 9:58 pm

Heeheee still chuckling over “…and whiskers that covered their muzz”

Yay, Michelle!

83 Laurie C 07.09.06 at 10:02 pm

The intense focus of these kittens, and the singularity of the direction of their gazes, can only mean one thing. They were all a-snooze when suddenly, their radar-dish ears heard a can opener starting up.

84 Jenni 07.09.06 at 11:11 pm

Yes, I do! I enjoy kitty sprinkles on my ice cream…

85 Brak_Silverbone 07.10.06 at 2:01 am

This photo has crippled my mind with its cuteness and I can think of nothing to say, except: these are very serious little ‘ittens. There must be a fresh tasty bird in the vicinity.

86 Aubrey 07.10.06 at 8:38 am

Can I pay for my bowl of kittehs later? Just put it on the tabbies.

87 crrash 07.10.06 at 1:49 pm

Theo, because you have this abiliity to provide instant links to everything. How do you do it? (I was refering to an earlier post of what’s next puppies in the penitentiary.)

88 Theo 07.10.06 at 2:41 pm

Crrash — It’s pretty painless actually… all you have to do is copy & paste the whole URL just as it appears in the address bar, leaving at least one space at the end of it. TypePad does the rest.

re: Pups in the Pen — ahh, OK. I hadn’t remembered ka9q’s wife’s comment.

89 hrh.squeak 07.10.06 at 6:58 pm

Yes, yes, Theo dear, but how do you *know* where everything is on the Intarweb? All we have to do is ask nicely, and there it is, served up by you on a nice blue link for our viewing pleasure.

90 Theo 07.10.06 at 7:05 pm

Squeak, y’all are my peeps. But Google is my *bitch*.
>;-)

(PS — and Wikipedia is Google’s.)

91 hrh.squeak 07.10.06 at 7:48 pm

Theo: heeeheeeheee. Loves the idea of a bitchbot . . . .

92 Boschka 07.10.06 at 7:51 pm

Is it me or do they look like they are peering outta the tiny kitten mother ship flying saucer thingy..

” Look…fields and fields of kitteh nip..prepare to land at once”

93 corky 07.13.06 at 12:41 pm

They’re cute, but they have malice in their eyes and evil in their hearts. I know, because they are telling me with psychic vibes. ‘Humiliation and death to all those who stick us in pots and make us look like pansies for their own amusement. YOU are next. Neeeeeeeeeeep.’

94 geisha me 07.13.06 at 7:58 pm

Life is justa bowl of kitties….don’t take it serious, life’s too mysterious….

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