he bit me sister!

Uh oh, where is mama moose?

ROFL, TK… it’s like the Land Shark. “Caaandygram!”

There’s a great question that I once heard in Montana:

What is worse to run into in the woods, a baby moose or a baby bear?

Most people say the baby bear, because they’ve heard that if you find a baby bear in the woods, you should run away as fast as you can, because if momma bear finds you bothering her baby, she will attack you.

However, the answer is actually that a baby moose is worse to run into. While momma bear will attack you and drive you away from her baby, once she knows that her baby is safe, she will stay with her baby and comfort it and leave you alone. Momma moose, on the other hand, will hunt you down and mess you up. You could be back at home in your apartment in the city, and one day, your doorbell will ring, and it will be momma moose, there at your doorstep for revenge….

To “Who?” — thou rulest. Here, have a grail. Iss verra niize.

MOOSIE!!

Diane — there’s a song for that?

MOOSE!

I go away for a few days, and I come back to mooooose! Mooses be my most favorites of all.

Let us all sing along with Mosey T. Moose as he sings the “Hoofprint” song:

Hoofprint… Hoofprint… HOOFPRINT!

A Møøse once bit my sister …

There’s a Moose loose in the hoose