“Wing wing!”

by Meg on July 15, 2006

Straight from the redonkulous dept: "Uh, hellooooo?"

Wing_wing

Fred Flare—you di-in’t.

{ 41 comments }

1 Theo 07.15.06 at 4:53 pm

Pink is the new… phone?

2 Jennie 07.15.06 at 4:58 pm

Wow. I saw that and thought… that’s friggen ridculous that I need it! AHHH!

3 Liz 07.15.06 at 5:02 pm

I love fred flare :)

4 cafegrrl 07.15.06 at 5:08 pm

LOL, that’s so crazily silly it’s cool

5 Juan 07.15.06 at 5:16 pm

Jesus, you can murder someone with that thing.

6 Donna 07.15.06 at 5:18 pm

A phone receiver for *another phone*?

A *phone attached to a phone?!?!!*

What the–?!

Is the manufacturer crazy, or do I just need new glasses?

I’ve got to go lie down now…

This is not cute in the least…it’s just *wrong*…

7 kariboo 07.15.06 at 5:20 pm

omg. fred flaire has a banana phone!
*yoink*

8 ceebs 07.15.06 at 5:22 pm

This is what the pink poodle talks on.

9 Kayla 07.15.06 at 5:43 pm

OMGosh this is sooooooo cute !! I’d buy it!

10 Robin 07.15.06 at 5:51 pm

Something old, something new. If it was BLUE this would make a great gift for a bride.

11 punkpie 07.15.06 at 5:58 pm

my ex has that… it’s actually hilarious in person.

12 AuntieMame 07.15.06 at 6:57 pm

Are you guys actually seeing something? I have nothing but white space.

13 Laurie C 07.15.06 at 7:03 pm

Auntie, the link gets me to the proper site, but not the item everybody else is talking about.

14 Gizmo 07.15.06 at 7:31 pm

The fredflare.com link wouldn’t work for me, but here’s another site offering the same product:

http://www.baronbob.com/pleasehold-giantcellphonehandset.htm

15 Teughcats 07.15.06 at 7:36 pm

I know it looks completely ridic, oops redonkulous, but I get tired of holding the tiny little cell phone sometimes and I don’t have a landline. (Or a wireless headset and this is cheaper!) So when I’m at home…not such a bad idea!

16 AuntieMame 07.15.06 at 7:40 pm

I’m not even seeing a link. I’m seeing nothing.

17 sky 07.15.06 at 7:49 pm

Why is this cute? This seems below the ginormous cute standards co holds to.
*sigh* Perhaps I cannot always have *soft kronch* pix to take my breath away…

18 Ashley 07.15.06 at 8:16 pm

eep!
i loooove fred flare!
i got my valentine’s dress from them this year!

19 Christy 07.15.06 at 8:24 pm

I want fluff :( .

20 Lichidogirl 07.15.06 at 8:25 pm

For pink poodles everywhere…

21 BJ 07.15.06 at 8:30 pm

This is from the Dept. of Redundancy Dept. isn’t it?

22 tanya 07.15.06 at 8:44 pm

Pink is my “thing” it is cute though!

23 VaCKo 07.15.06 at 8:44 pm

The best way to use it, of course, is to have your cell phone in your pocket.

24 Sarcasta 07.15.06 at 8:49 pm

I wondered when the pre-emtive backlash from the Zoolander phone would kick in.

And there it is.

25 betty 07.15.06 at 9:16 pm

so prosh! I’m dying to order the banana phone cell phone cover for a friend that sends that damn banana phone link to me when I least suspect it!

26 Eric 07.15.06 at 9:23 pm

You can get the Banokia phone and others here
http://www.mockia.com/
I like the Deskia best, though I still want a Shoefone :)

27 Jackie from Michigan 07.15.06 at 10:48 pm

They have those at ThinkGeek too, but I don’t think those come on pink…this one looks like it’s been dunked in Pepto Bismol!

28 ari 07.15.06 at 11:32 pm

and this qualifies under the cute rules…how?

29 I'm The Decider 07.16.06 at 12:04 am

I demand that you only post what I, personally find cute. Please conform to my standards immediately, for CO exists to please me alone. Thank you.

30 Theo 07.16.06 at 12:45 am

There’s something really “Once-ler-ish” about this Decider persona.
At the far end of town where the grickle-grass grows…

31 tanya 07.16.06 at 12:47 am

This would be a wonderful accesory to go with that pin kpooch. =)

32 Bob 07.16.06 at 1:13 am

Pile of crap.

33 Theo 07.16.06 at 1:39 am

…but such a *KEEE-YOOOOOOT* pile of crap!

(eat a fart, Bob)

34 betty 07.16.06 at 2:26 am

‘K, ‘member when you were like turning six, and your parents said, “*>insert nay-sayer name here< *, for your sixth birthday, you get to pick whatever color you want to paint your room! And you can pick out the curtains, and the sheets and blankets, and everything!" So you in your six-year-old cuteisdom ('cause cutestincts are much sharper at six) redecorated your entire room in PINK! PINK! PINK! Walls, carpet, bedding, evrahthang proshiest pahnk! Well that's how this pink phone is cute!

Oh! No? It didn’t happen that way? You picked yellow, or green, or blue? Well, then you won’t “get it” how this phone is cute.

35 Michelle 07.16.06 at 3:46 am

Twirling a phone cord around one’s finger is a zen exercise. Empty your mind and seek the deeper meaning of conversations with your bestest friend on the subject of what to wear to the mall, yeah?

36 Michelle 07.16.06 at 8:07 am

And you could be right, Theo. Perhaps this is the Whisper-ma-Phone?

37 Ketira 07.16.06 at 10:07 am

And for those of you who just *have* to coordinate the color with your cellphone, it comes in Black too.

I’ve seen this in a few catalogs and thought “maybe….” ;) (I’m like Teughcats – cellphone but no land line.)

38 Alex 07.17.06 at 3:47 am

I have one of these in red! Bought it in Shanghai, and the store guy gave me a USB connector for my computer, lol, so I’ve been using this to talk on Skype. All of my friends want one, hahaha.

39 E. Collison 07.17.06 at 6:00 pm

I want one, though *not* in pink… ;)

40 A thinker 07.18.06 at 5:40 pm

huh?!

41 E. Collison 10.15.06 at 4:20 am

Well, isn’t *that* special! (not)

thinker, I’m not a “pink” kinda gal…

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