Dee perrfect plan

by Meg on July 14, 2006

Look at dees!

I hidingk… so when dee lunche, she lands, I joimp out whayn she LEAST HEY-SPAYCT EET GLURP!

Frog

Tiny glurps to Carina G. [I think that means thanks]

{ 71 comments }

1 Rayndrop 07.14.06 at 5:54 pm

There is nothing that is not made funnier by that accent.

Nothing.

2 Pocky 07.14.06 at 5:56 pm

Is that a canna the frog is sitting in? It looks like what we planted in our back yard…. >.>

*goes to check the cannas for little froggies*

3 Aoide 07.14.06 at 5:57 pm

*cackles* I looked at the picture, then looked at the caption, then looked at the picture again whilst imagining a tiny croak-alicious voice with a French accent saying those words. Genius. Pure genius.

4 cheryl 07.14.06 at 6:00 pm

what a beautiful photo. and a great caption, as usual. but really, the colors and swirls are just awesome. cute lil froggie.

5 Theo 07.14.06 at 6:02 pm

Wow, it’s the Lakeside Lodge chapter of same group that runs The Dahlia Inn.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/green_anole.html

6 arwo 07.14.06 at 6:05 pm

[snort] The frog is a Frog?!

7 Kara 07.14.06 at 6:08 pm

Why do I imagine this little thing going out drinking with Master Fluff?

Possibly even planning world domination together.

8 Theo 07.14.06 at 6:11 pm

Kara — you *might* be thinking of this dude…
http://www.blogger.com/profile/16642802

9 Missy 07.14.06 at 6:11 pm

Ewwww frog!!! Not cute!

10 chacha 07.14.06 at 6:14 pm

Sweet li’l froggie! Beautiful photo too. Looks sleepy tucked in there. Corn plant would be my guest for his hotel room.

11 Tony James 07.14.06 at 6:22 pm

Anyone else remember the old Dangermouse cartoons? This guy looks like the evil Baron Greenback (only later did I realise the socialist overtones of the oeuvre, and by then it was too late…)

12 Andy Lee 07.14.06 at 6:22 pm

A frog with a French accent? That’s an ethnic slur, you insensitive clod!

13 mariser 07.14.06 at 6:25 pm

actually this little fella looks just like the Cute OverLord, http://www.blogger.com/profile/16642802

14 Theo 07.14.06 at 6:32 pm

Mariser — jinx.

15 Lee Gibson 07.14.06 at 6:35 pm

Frog in a lily, he did lurk, uh huh…
Frog in a lily, he did lurk, uh huh!
Frog in a lily, he did lurk, then he said a mighty GLURK, uh huh…

EVERYBODY SING!
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/frog.htm

16 mariser 07.14.06 at 6:35 pm

damn! that’s what I get for not clicking on the links…

/sowry

17 Theo 07.14.06 at 6:37 pm

SOMEbunny owes me a mocha.
;)

18 mariser 07.14.06 at 6:44 pm

I reckon…

where’s halfway between Minnesota and Kentucky?

19 Jaclyn 07.14.06 at 6:52 pm

I look at these pictures everyday! I loved this one so much I had to write. Beautiful.

Jp

Please visit saveontarioparks.ca

20 Laurie C 07.14.06 at 6:54 pm

At first I thought we were looking at a green bug. With a Giant Flying Ant of Stinging Doom and a big ol’yellowjacket both buzzing on the *inside* of my screen at the moment, I’m not prepared to see a bug as cute. But it’s a frog, so, okay.

21 Theo 07.14.06 at 6:59 pm

Mariser — looks like Oglesby, Illinois.
F**k.

22 A 07.14.06 at 7:01 pm

Meg, your comments are hilarious and priceless. Especially when you unleash the accent.

Thanks for such an awesome site! It lightens every day for me.

23 DH 07.14.06 at 7:01 pm

I want soft green plant housing!

I want…
I want…
I want…

))… holding breath ((

Now I’m green! Welcome to my neighborhood!

24 Theo 07.14.06 at 7:03 pm

Actually, DH… you look a little blue.

25 zelda 07.14.06 at 7:18 pm

Zee peecture, eet eez pairfect!
Great caption, Meg, and lovely little froggie!

Vive la France! Happy Bastille Day! Vive les Frogs!

26 Babyguru 07.14.06 at 7:21 pm

Kekeke.

And just so u guys know, I thought the seal in sand pic was hilarious. and disarming in its own way. I loved the “Just snorting sand. You?” caption. So there. Cute. End of debate.

And Missy, nooo, shadaaaap! That’s blasphemeee! it IIISSS cute! No, no, no, I’m not hearing you! La-la-la-la…

27 Sarah-Jean 07.14.06 at 7:25 pm

Oh so cute! SO CUTE!!

28 martha in mobile 07.14.06 at 7:36 pm

The plant is a bromeliad. They are epiphytes and hold water in the base of their leaves. In a CO coinkydink, their little offshoots are called “pups.” I’ll go now.

29 Sari 07.14.06 at 7:39 pm

That’s a cool lookin’ plant. Does it come with built-in frogs?

30 Caly 07.14.06 at 7:54 pm

Slimy!

31 Mo 07.14.06 at 8:09 pm

So how’d he get in there??

32 Deckard Canine 07.14.06 at 8:42 pm

A French accent is entirely appropriate for Bastille Day. Or as I like to think of it, French Jailbreak Day.

33 SarahR 07.14.06 at 8:49 pm

Bastille Day or not, that accent reads to me like a mixture of Polish and Mexican. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… I mean, cute + funny = excellent.

34 Julie 07.14.06 at 8:59 pm

The accent totally reminds me of Martin Short’s “Franck” character from “Father of the Bride”!!! Was he French?

35 zelda 07.14.06 at 9:11 pm

Julie, who the hell knows? Great accent, though.

36 The Guy Over There 07.14.06 at 9:13 pm

A frog-in-a-pulpit! A rare flowering plant only found in swamps that attracts people to come by and feed it by having a little froggy in it playing around.

37 fate 07.14.06 at 9:35 pm

cool i love frogs! haha
i think it just hayched cause frogs do sometimes lay one egg in a leaf hole like that

38 shanchan 07.14.06 at 9:46 pm

For the total frog experience: Hold your hands next to each other palms down, with your thumbs tucked. Cross your pointer-fingers and keep them stiff. Then curl your middle fingers over the pointer-fingers (makes the eyes). Then meet your ring fingers at the tips making a triangle under the eyes (makes the nose), and finally meet the tips of your pinkies, makes the mouth. And open and close the mouth as you sing:

Kaeru no uta ga
Kikoete kuru yo
Gwa Gwa Gwa Gwa
Kero Kero Kero Kero
Gwa Gwa Gwa

39 M- 07.14.06 at 10:03 pm

I want a cool hidey place too…. so cute and green… oh to be a sticky footed froggie…

40 TwoShedsJackson 07.14.06 at 10:04 pm

Oh bugger it Tony James – you have just started the Danger Mouse theme tune running round my head. Is it nostalgia or was that a truly great cartoon?

The froggie is lovely – bless his little green socks.

41 Laurie C 07.14.06 at 10:27 pm

TwoSheds, if we could actually see little green socks on him, it would be unbearably cute.

And I think you just named the next project for the people who knit sweaters for squirrels and trees.

42 TwoShedsJackson 07.14.06 at 10:39 pm

Laurie C – And they could kit him out in a bobble hat with ear flaps and some little mittens and a scarf – ok I think I got carried away – sorry.

43 greenighs 07.14.06 at 11:21 pm

Outrrageoous Frawnsh Occent, zee pairfect accomponeemon to zee petite grenouille peechiurrrr!

44 hrh.squeak 07.14.06 at 11:25 pm

“Come eeen, ma cherie, the watair eet ees nice and warm. No, no, mais no, thaire is plentee of room for both moi and vouz, ma petite lime popsicle of luuuuve.”

45 g-lo 07.14.06 at 11:34 pm

I know what the accent reminds me of- the “Continental” character that Christopher Walken played on SNL.

46 Jonathan Zencovich 07.15.06 at 12:11 am

Wow that looks cool/cute. I’m not really into “cute” pictures, but I have to admit that there are some nice pictures on this blog.

You have a nice Blog, keep up the good work!

–Jon Z | http://jzencovich.blogspot.com

47 you guys r silly 07.15.06 at 12:16 am

Theo:
You thought *I* was scarey for wanting to see someone knit wee clothing for little hammies…
I think TwoShedsJackson just *WAY* OUTDID ME with their “bobble hat with ear flaps” comment above!!!
&:o!

48 Donna 07.15.06 at 12:40 am

Not cute at all.

49 Anne 07.15.06 at 12:43 am

I just love that he looks so cosy and snug in there – “ho hum, I’m home, didn’t feel like hoppin’ out tonight…”

50 mark 07.15.06 at 1:43 am

Got to your site from Yahoo! 9.

Pretty good pics you got up here. I like this one a lot.

51 Lauri 07.15.06 at 1:58 am

Darn! I don’t remember Dangermouse!

However, Froggie in a lily, he did lurk, uh huh, uh huh….THAT I am singing to myself as I head off to bed. :)

I LURV da kyoot froge!

52 R. Moore 07.15.06 at 2:39 am

He he, at first I panicked looking at the picture, thinking of the meat-eating tropical plants that DO get big enough to eat a small frog… Then I caught on that no one would find that cute knowing what it is. I hope.

Lovely picture, though.

53 brownamazon 07.15.06 at 3:24 am

I tried sanchan’s little game… and I think I dislocated my thumbs. Obvvies, I need a diagram.

54 Laurie C 07.15.06 at 3:49 am

Am I the only one that can’t get to the next post? Anybody else having trouble?

55 Theo 07.15.06 at 4:34 am

BrownAmazon — um, same here. It took me since 5:00 to get my hands back into typing condition.

YGRS — sorry, but as far as I’m concerned, knitting zealotry is still the 900-foot trump card in the Jibblies game. I acknowledge it’s not a rational thing. But there it is.

56 Jellybean 07.15.06 at 7:26 am

he’s so Timy, Very Cute, I love frogs

57 HonorH 07.15.06 at 7:29 am

That is one devious little froggy. Don’t put anything past him.

58 Sarcasta 07.15.06 at 2:31 pm

Zach Braff in Garden State! I mean, C’MON! He perfectly matches the color of his wallpaper…er… leafy surroundings. It had to be the work of a nutso aunt.

59 Theo 07.15.06 at 2:41 pm
60 Sarcasta 07.15.06 at 2:58 pm

Theo! YES that is it exactly!

Zach even has the same “don’t look at meeeee, I’m not heeere” disinterested, walleyed look as the frog up top.

61 Anita 07.15.06 at 5:55 pm

That looks so cool and cozy, little froglet… make room for me!!! *splash*

62 Lacey 07.15.06 at 11:24 pm

Hey! Wow! I have a green tree frog, and he does that almost every night. Cuddles in his little plant, snuggling with his midnight snack of a cricket…ah yes. So cute.

63 Sarah-Jean 07.16.06 at 6:34 pm

OH MY GOODNESS!!

Look at him just hiding in there… Now how cute is that?

I love those little guys… I’ve always thought they were cute.

You just want to scoop him up and look into his beady little eyes!!

64 snusnu 07.18.06 at 12:45 am

Dees, zee loooks like my frog! He lurves his bromiliad.

65 arbed 07.18.06 at 2:20 am

Wow, it doesn’t pay to go away for a few days! Anywho, just wanted to point out that the plant is not a bromeliad. As someone pointed out earlier, it is a corn plant (AKA mass cane, AKA dracaena massangeana). Finally, my years as a florist pay off on CO!

Froggy looks kinda sleepy.

66 A thinker 07.18.06 at 5:44 pm

*sproing*!

Perfect camouflage.

67 TwoShedsJackson 07.18.06 at 9:56 pm

Theo – what’s the Jibblies game? And how many people do you need to play it?

68 Theo 07.18.06 at 9:59 pm

2SJ — LOL… um, OK, let’s say two people: One to do something really weird or gross, another to get all freaked out about it.

(“Jibblies” is a Strong Bad word, from http://homestarrunner.com/ )

69 Theo 07.18.06 at 10:00 pm
70 monty 08.30.06 at 5:34 am

wewewewew down the slide i go

71 Emma 03.15.07 at 7:59 pm

new title…Frogiflauge (ie camoflauge *hehe*)

too cute !!!!!!!!

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