Duck ‘Tocks

You should really scoop up this little guy, and put him close to your neck, and see what he has to say.

Right, Stephanie F.? I think ducks might be able to purr a little bit…



  1. AuntieMame says:

    I don’t know what is more disturbing about this photo…the lack of a head or the steroidal Barry Bonds legs…

  2. Haha, I want to goose him!

  3. Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere.

    Rather, quackin’ everywhere!

    Fluffy little ducky a’int he!?

  4. gwenchocolate says:

    He looks like he’s make out of velour and playdo. Like maybe a walking cottonball…now that I look at it, the legs are bit…ummm, ENHANCHED.

  5. Lemme see ya shake a tail feathah.

  6. DUCK BUTT!!!!!

    And I luv it when they duck their heads under the water and they put the feathery butts and feets up in the air…

  7. The perspective *is* really odd!

  8. I…like big butts and I cannot fly (because my wing feathers haven’t grown in yet.)

  9. I see no ‘tocks, personally. Just fuzz. Fuzz and fuzz and fuzz.

  10. LOL Redzilla.
    You other duckies can’t deny…

  11. He looks like he’s on a mission. A very determined fluffduck.

  12. aaaahhhh… finally, some new cute to end the workday. Thank you CO!!

  13. Bah ha ha… DUCKYBUTT! *giggles insanely*

  14. Duckling near neck = Duckling poo down shirt

  15. Oh that little duckey is sooooooo cute!!

  16. holy crap! what work out plan does this duck have? look at those calves!

  17. Oh Law. That is too dang cute.

  18. has that fuzzbutt had calf implants? rubber-enhanced ducky, you’re the one!

  19. I once rescued six of these fluffer nutters from the beach in Long Beach, CA, just after Easter. (Some nutball thought they could swim in salt water and ‘set them free.) Trust me, they don’t purr — they stick their heads under your chin, and tap it with their little beaks, and make the most adorable little clicks!

  20. Looks like a tyranosaurus rex from behind, except for the tail of course. =)

  21. chackler says:

    duck butt

  22. Uh! Duck! *SPLAAAT!* 🙂
    What a cutie. Love the calves.

  23. duck butt duck butt duck butt *splode*

  24. I wanna see it wiggle!

  25. I just keep hearing the song: “These boots are made for walkin'” while picturing this lil’ guy struttin’ his stuff!

  26. Holy Duck!

  27. Butt butt butt!

  28. Ooo, I got another song.

    Down in the Duck-tocks
    Down in the Duck-tocks
    People don’t you frown, cuz that’s the kind of down
    I was booorn in….

  29. Stephanie F. says:

    Hey guys, I thought you’d like him 😛 There are at least two other pictures of him on gettyimages where I found them.

  30. I feel so much better about the extra weight on my legs now.

  31. Fuzzy ducky bum!
    (yeah, I definitely feel better about my heavy calves too!)

  32. My son and I have a brilliant time photographing duck butts. I am sure it disturbs the zen-seeking Japanese Garden visitors when we squeal “DUCK BUTT!” with delight and begin snapping madly….

  33. hrh.squeak says:

    The thing I like best about duckbutt is how it seems to be a separate bit, perhaps a ball-in-socket sort of thing, which can be wiggled all around. Ever noticed that?

  34. My goodness, cute butt! But what’s with the massive calves!? This duckenegger is ready to win the Tour de France people!!

  35. DUCK BUTT!

    (I know it’s been written repeatedly before, but I just can’t help myself…)

  36. Disco Duck??!!??

  37. You know you’ve got cuteness when a shot of your bum creates “Awwwwws” world-wide! Love this pic!!!

    PS: Fois gras is cruel, so stop eating it!

  38. Alma — fois gras is expensive and disgusting, unless you’re James Bond, maybe… so, no sweat. (Isn’t it *goose* liver, tho?)

  39. So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your ducky got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that ducky butt!
    Ducky got back!

    Oh my God Becky that butt is like so cute!!!…

  40. brownamazon says:

    Kasia: I also thought of Lance, especially with the yellow jersey.

    Theo: Mmmm…proper foie gras is indeed from goose. Otherwise it’s just plain ol’ duck liver.
    Expensive? Oh yes. Disgusting? Blasphemy! Seared with some port jelly… heavenly.
    As for cruel… sigh. It
    is sometimes hard to reconcile being both a zoophile and a gastronome. Now pass the ortolans.

  41. “hard to reconcile being both a zoophile and a gastronome”

    Another fuzzy foodie. I hear you. How ’bout we skip the finches & hunt us up some morels? (and oyster mushrooms, and sulfur shelves…)

  42. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Ooo dat be a ducky deriere!
    Cutest Butt quack I ever saw!

  43. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Oops great caption for a duck but alas tis a chick
    not a duck…oh well…
    here’s one that will work:

    Just take a look at the behind on that chick!

  44. Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says:

    Hey wait a sec… Meg titled it Duck tocks…I guess my first caption does work after all!


  46. (Isn’t it *goose* liver, tho?)

    No difference, putting a tube down any animal’s throat and forcing unnatural amounts of food into it to ‘fatten the liver’ is cruel.

    Google is your friend.

    No need to eat fois gras, so DON’T! :0

  47. DUCK FLOOF!!

  48. I credit the cameraman for this one!

  49. It’s too big!haha