Debauchery Friday: What a DAY

I am partying TOOOO much!!!! w00t! Look at me! w000t! Rock and or Roll, People! woooooooo!

Stephanie_h

Excellent end to the Debauche. Thanks, Stephanie H. ;)

Comments

  1. barking says:

    Love them jelly bean toes!

  2. Lacrossedragon says:

    Good kitty.

  3. Good kitty, good beir

  4. AuntieMame says:

    I hope he has a designated driver.

  5. Stephanie H says:

    THAT’S MY CAT!!
    Yaaaay to Merlot making it onto CO. I’m a little excited. He loves his Heinie.

    [Yeah, cats are like that... - Ed.]

  6. OMG FEET!!!!!

  7. Eh, excuse me? What is this Debauchery Friday, please?

  8. *Nibbles delectable tootsies*

  9. ok *spits out stray litter granules*

    Hey, while I am double posting AND late for work…a question on ettiquette…(two..how do you SPELL it)…

    Is it rude to double post?

  10. mariser says:

    Lauri,

    1. I don’t think so…
    2. etiquette

    bye now! get to work!

  11. mariser says:

    Nickole,

    Debauchery: a wild gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity
    or
    Debauchery: Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.

    from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=debauchery

    basically is party party party party all the time.

  12. here is my roommate Hank, thinking of joining Debauchery Friday(tm): http://www.photodump.com/viewer/stupido/hank.html

  13. It’s possible to put almost anything on a sleeping cat, without the cat noticing or stirring. Poor kitties :)

  14. Dag, what a day…bring on the weekend!

  15. OMG the feets!

    The paw pads!

    The snorgling opportunities are ENDLESS!!!

  16. The bottle is empty

  17. greenighs says:

    Do not attempt to but both feets and the beer in your mouth at the same time. :D

  18. A drunken Cat!

  19. DavidBoBavid says:

    Poor little guy is a lightweight.. he passed out before he was able to finish that beer!

    or that could have been his 10th or something.. :-S

  20. Sarcasta says:

    I love how the bottle is almost as big as he is!

    Alllmost… done… just… one… more… sip… SSSNNNNNORK…

    On the subject of kissing jellybean toes and getting a mouthful of litter, you know you are a hardcore kitteh owner (or just jaded) when you watch your cat lick her crotch and then sneak a drink out of your water glass, and you just “meh” and drink the water anyway.

  21. tablemountaingirl says:

    This little guy has the sweetest face and the best part are his cute little pink toes!

  22. further proof that cats are smarter than dogs: the cat is the only one drinking decent beer. heh.

  23. CB — I thought it was the *otter* that had the bottle of fairy piss? The pug actually had another German import.

    And yet, I can still find it in myself to forgive the otter.

  24. DavidBoBavid says:

    yeah the pug had decent taste.. the other guy, well, maybe he’s never tried any otter kinds of beer before…

  25. footnote to Sarcasta — and I say this as a fellow hardcore cat freak:
    T. M. I.

  26. gotta love them shiny foot “pillows” ^_^

  27. Yay, Brewed in Holland baby!

  28. Omigod SO AWESOME!

    Last night was fun, yes?

  29. This looks like my Mistletoe. Except she likes Guinness.

  30. Sarcasta,
    I just shot coffee out of my nose reading your comment. Good God woman, hilarious!
    Meg

  31. You gotta give the ottahs a break. They are NOT domesticated animals, so they don’t know as much about beer as puppehs and kittehs do.

    This kitteh is not going to respect himself in the morning when he realizes *somebody* just got him drunk so that unscrupulous somebody could nibble on his little toes. Shame on you!

  32. Thanks mariser!

    But is this one spesific Friday, like THE Debauchery Friday, a public holiday when everyone indulges extremely in sensual pleasures over the whole country with the the government’s blessing?

    Or just any old Friday, when you have to arrange your own excessive drinking and promiscuity, and risk getting chucked in jail if it all gets too debauchery?

  33. caroline says:

    Paw pads in da face…

  34. Nickole,

    “Or just any old Friday, when you have to arrange your own excessive drinking and promiscuity, and risk getting chucked in jail if it all gets too debauchery?”

    ding!ding!ding! you win!
    correct answer! you win unlimited snorgling for the weekend. please post address* where to send the Port-a-Snorgle(tm) Brigade

    * just kidding. please don’t post any real addresses.

  35. Nickole,

    if you get to visit the US you’ll find out there are no “public holiday[s] when everyone indulges extremely in sensual pleasures over the whole country with the the government’s blessing…”

    and a pity ’tis is. a pity.

  36. misschelley says:

    the bottle is not empty, it is half full. certainly not half empty.

  37. Sarcasta says:

    Mariser! I’m shocked! You don’t think the government organized and engineered New Year’s Eve? The one specific holiday when people get the next day off and are *supposed* to get drunk and copy their rear ends on the company copy machine? They did. I assure you, they did.

  38. As a pro-debauchery, anti-advertising, all-cute-all-the-time CO advocate I have but one simple request: How about photoshopping the labels out? Unless this is a diabolical plan to get subliminal ad revenues, I say let’s use the photoshop for good not evil!
    And whatever the bunnies are munching– at least it’s not product-placement. ;)

  39. Oh, and for the record, I would probably take anything that otter tried to give me! GLEEP!!

  40. “Nickole,

    if you get to visit the US you’ll find out there are no “public holiday[s] when everyone indulges extremely in sensual pleasures over the whole country with the the government’s blessing…””

    Oh. I’m kind of dissapointed. We get the most exciting prejudices here home, and this holiday would have fitted right in.

  41. LadyDouji says:

    Aww, that kitten as the most satisfied smile on her face.

  42. Stephanie H says:

    “How about photoshopping the labels out? Unless this is a diabolical plan to get subliminal ad revenues, I say let’s use the photoshop for good not evil!”

    Well Kat, you caught me. Heineken hired my ridiculously cute cats for product placement. Right now we’re in the discussion stage of a possible deal with Marlboro cigarettes… they’ll make every child want to take up smoking before they hit puberty! We’ve gotten the childhood alcoholism covered, so it’s natural that ciggys would be next. IT’LL BE GREAT!

  43. Mega-ultra pad close-up! I love kitty pads!

  44. Thanks, Mariser, cuz I am always doubleposting….always somethin’ more to say! :)

    And, Sarcasta, I’m with you…..meh!…….

  45. Stephanie,
    That is awesome! Your cats kick Morris’s ass any day. The two-pronged approach to debauchery is to be applauded. I mean, Morris only pushed cat food. Big deal. And we never even got so see his scrumptious paw pads.

  46. army kitten says:

    “I’d like a bottle of Heinekitten, please. The kind of beer that, when you drink it, does not go ‘glug glug glug’, but ‘snorgle snorgle snorgle’.”

  47. “Heinekitten” — LOL!!
    Why didn’t anyone come up with that sooner?

  48. Brandi Lee says:

    Sarcasta, I read your post and laughard so hard I think i wet myself :(

  49. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Paw pads!!

  50. the honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    Poor little bugger with that bottle of piss water!
    PS
    must put feet in my mouth

  51. mariser, must compliment you on your BEAUTIFUL Hank. What a great pic! And no product placement!

  52. Stephanie, is that an extra-large bottle of Heinekitten or a very petite (adorable) tabby? Sweetest face EVER.

  53. chacha,

    thanks so much for your kind words. I’m fond of the pic because of Hank’s green eyes matching the bottle top.

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