Debauchery Friday: Do I sense a Friday theme *hic!* here?

900 *hic* bottles of beer *hic* on the wall [wobbles]
900 otters of beeer! *hic!*
You take one *hic!* down!
Pass *hic* around!
899 bottles of berr on the [Ker-plunk]

David_k

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one, David K.?

59 comments … read them below or add one

  1. A Zookeeper says:

    Wow, so many animals like beer That Ish Cute!

  2. Theo says:

    OTTERBOTTLE!
    OTTERBOTTLE! OTTERBOTTLE! OTTERBOTTLE!

  3. linda says:

    and have you seen the bear cub in the red covertable eating pizza,and drinking Jack Daniels and vodka

  4. Theo says:

    “Heaven [hicc] I’m'n heaven
    “An my heart beatssho that I cn hardly sshpeeeak…”

  5. torie says:

    Cute…but no swimming while intoxicated little feller!

  6. Julie says:

    gasp!!!! i need an otter bartender!

  7. jpants says:

    I loves ya man. (hic) I rilly, rilly loves ya. (passes out)

  8. Tony James says:

    Utterly Otterly!! Muzzliepuff!

  9. ceebs says:

    now this could be photoshopped, not that I give an Otterpop.

  10. Elaine Benes says:

    I love the last line in the caption… a la Adam Sandler on SNL in that game show parody with Jerry Seinfeld. Cute otter!!!!!!!!

  11. Jan Spencer says:

    DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR BARTENDERS AND WAITRESSES!!

  12. connie says:

    Lol, how on earth do you train an otter to do that???

  13. Raegan says:

    Cameraman:
    I love you man!

    Otter:
    You’re still not getting my Bud Light.

  14. Aubrey says:

    “Honey, this is my new girlfriend…we both felt it was best to be honest…”

  15. Chantelle says:

    Gah, look at the little otter-fingers and otter-toes!

  16. Redzilla says:

    How come there weren’t any guys this cute at the 4th picnic??

  17. Lee Gibson says:

    I’ll be right over, dude, but I’m bringing good beer.

  18. zenith says:

    My dad hunts in Alaska and has a story about coming back to basecamp and finding the camp full of intoxicated wolves who had managed to get into the beer. Closed beer cans. Yes, with their teeth, much like “breakfast of champions” puppy.

    I’m not much on hunting, particularly not with beer along, but he does a great impression of a drunken wolf. Lots of lupine baroo.

  19. Sarah-Jean says:

    Where do you find such CUTE CUTE pictures?!?!?!

    He looks absolutely adorable holding that beer!

    It’s got to be a photo shop job, right??

    Can it possibly be real??!!

  20. Theo says:

    Sarah-Jean — no, it’s an obvious fake. Otters are Guinness snobs.

  21. ceebs says:

    Remember Otter Pops? I think this guy is the mascotter for the new beer flavor, “Bud Light Costello”

    http://www.egoodwith.com/otter_pop/

  22. Athena says:

    Someone get that little guy a REAL beer! Bud light – gaghrk!!

  23. /pd says:

    get out !! whats with all the beer today ?

    sooooo cute – wanna otter !!

  24. brownamazon says:

    What’s better than an otter?

    An otter with a beverage, dude!

    Otters *do* love to party. So it’s fitting that they should subscribe to BYOB.

  25. greenighs says:

    “I would kill every cute animal in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”

  26. martha in mobile says:

    How can I maintain the illusion of high-brow snobbery when I laugh out loud at silly, cheesy images like this? Curse you, CO!

  27. E. Collison says:

    Sigh… Time was, we had All-Hamster Friday and All-Bunny Tuesday. Those were the good ol’ days.

    To see innocent lil’ critters cradling bottles of foamy hopsical substances (liquid) is somehow a descent into the maelstrom… Oh my, Meg – corrupting all us adults who might’ve had a BunnyCream instead! [More sighing.]

    Guess this earns the site a Rabbit of Disapproval:

    http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/rabbit-Thumbnails/1.jpg

  28. kathleen says:

    awww, that’s cute! i wish i had an otter, the only thing that i have that sorta close to that is the tattoo that i have on my right calf: two otters swimming in a figure eight

  29. Aubrey says:

    For a Summer that’s hot
    And gonna get hotter
    When punch doesn’t work
    And neither does wotter
    Reach for a Bud
    It won’t make you totter
    At zoos and aquariums
    The most popular fotter!

  30. TheLuna says:

    Now *this* is animal abuse – get that guy a good beer!

  31. jmfausti says:

    I am just not partying with the right people. I want to go to the otter’s house and I’ll even give the pug a lift. He shouldn’t drink and drive.

  32. E. Collison says:

    jmfausti, something tells me that the pug really *cannot* reach the steering wheel… [Hee.]

  33. Rafael says:

    Otter:”Hey will pass the beeer, dude!”

    Will:”Whaat, dude, your soaked, your stnading on the last box!”

    Otter:”Yeah, well this one is mepty dude!”

  34. ceebs says:

    LOL I just noticed he is holding a plastic bottle (look at the cap) and on the box, they euphemistically call them “unbreakable bottles” instead of plastic.

  35. jaypo says:

    THIS is what’s happening behind the scenes of Pugsy’s Mug.

  36. Theodore says:

    “You know, after a few of these, I only get cuter.”

  37. Leilani says:

    What a horrible desecration of a perfectly good otter!

  38. Katie says:

    Hmm, now, this is hard. The otter is posing better (and is, I would argue, cuter), but the pug has much better taste in beer.

  39. EricaE says:

    How cruel! Giving an otter really crappy beer. I mean if you are going to give an otter light beer at least give him a decent light beer… Samuel Adams lite perhaps. But Bud light! Oh the humanity!!

    ….;o)

  40. Allie says:

    That looks just like my housemate’s ferret, who’s very vertical for a quadruped. She’s also a little thief, and would totally make off with beer if it were left in her reach.

  41. belle says:

    How come I never get invited to these kind of rockin’ parties? I mean, otters?! AND Bud Light?! That is so cool, and I’m pouting now.

  42. sillysilly says:

    “Hmm…I otter have another beer.” *hic*

  43. Aubrey says:

    Actually, I prefer cocktails. Bunny Mary? Vodka Catatonic?

    Booze. It’s what’s for breakfast.

  44. ceebs says:

    …and of course…for tomorrow’s hangover…
    hair of the dog….

  45. zelda says:

    I’m gonna ship this fella a sixer of Summit Pale Ale. Mmmmm.

  46. Skwerly says:

    OMG…900 otters of beer…I actually guffawed out loud at that part.

    I think I just peed a little from laughing so hard. Goldurn pregnancy!

  47. Crystal says:

    What’s up with the 6-oz beers? That’s just not right.

  48. Crystal says:

    Oops.. on second thought, that says 16 oz. My bad.

  49. Too cute! I’ve seen a lot of trained otters and I wonder why they’re not used more in commercials & TV shows?
    I wonder if this was taken at the Monterey Bay aquarium where they train otters?

  50. AuntieMame says:

    She needs to touch up her lipstick. :)

    This picture reminds me of the ride home on the light rail Tuesday night after the soccer game and fireworks. There were some college-age kids, who had obviously had plenty of beer at the game, and they started singing “99 bottles…”

    Thankfully, they didn’t sing the whole song the whole way. Not so thankfully, they changed to singing Disney songs instead…

  51. Lauri says:

    Lupine Baroo….awesome!

  52. Tomi says:

    gotta be shopped, for a couple obvious reasons…

    I doubt otters could do that, and—if they could, they’d have better beer.

  53. ariel says:

    this guy is cute.

  54. Yana/Jenn says:

    Oh, this *totally* has to have been taken at Seaworld (which is an Anheuser-Busch theme park, doncha know?)! Heh. THe background even looks vaguely like the “pirate ship” the Orlando SeaWorld show “Clyde and Seamore take Pirate Island” show is at. The trained otter is the best part, naturally.

  55. A thinker says:

    LOL. An otter hoisting a beer. Bottoms up!

  56. Maybalee says:

    When I saw this one, I thought “Yay! An otter for Theo!” :)

  57. bryan says:

    Otters rule !!!
    :-P

  58. Bailey says:

    Maybe you otter get him to his AA meeting.

  59. the honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    Poor little sod get him/her a decent beer