Debauchery Friday: Breakfast of Champions 2

First, there was Breakfast of Champions with that lil’ Diet Coke-swigging Lab. NOW, we have an even better way to start the day. Obvy, it’s time for this Lil’ gal to chug-a-pug.

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I didn’t mean to make that pun, Julie S., I swear. It’s all the commenters fault for starting the pun wars! I’m INNOCENT!!!

73 comments … read them below or add one

  1. glug glug

  2. Theo says:

    HEY FINN!!
    IT’S MF BOOZE TIME!!!!

  3. ceebs says:

    awwwwww! Schmoopie!!! sooooo cuuuute!
    My dog would have had that bottle knocked over & emptied! When he was a pup he would try to knock my drink out of my hand to get it. Little boozehound!

  4. shoddygirl says:

    good lord in heaven, she is just too frickin’ cute!!!

  5. he’s all, like, THAT BREWSKIE LOOKS GOOD!! I WANT IT!! but i can’t get it… :(

  6. Deckard Canine says:

    I guess Red Dog is too macho for this one.

  7. I hate to double-post, but I apologize for calling Miss Brewskiegal a male.

  8. PuppyMomma says:

    Chug-a-pug?

  9. A thinker says:

    Animal abuse!!! Pugs should NEVER drink beer!! This photo is obviously supporting the cruel and inhumane act of giving your dog an intoxicating beverage. This will lead thousand of pet owners all over the world to do the same, resuling in the collapse of civilized society. I demand that it be removed immediately!

    (oh, and very cute pug)

  10. WL says:

    it’s beer! hooray beer!

  11. jenni says:

    i thought pugs were strictly into vodka? oh wait, that’s me. if only he had thumbs! and a stogie!

  12. jenna says:

    This is what I had to im my coworker:

    “ack! pug pic on cu!! omg! i’m seriously!!”

    I was overwhelmed.

  13. you guys r silly says:

    awww…….
    look at the
    *adoring*brewski*loving*look
    on her little face….
    see the
    *tenderness*
    with which she cradles the bottle in her widdle arm…
    *sniff*…
    kinda reminds me of my ex…
    &:o(

  14. ceebs says:

    hehe, she looks like she thinks her tongue is gonna get some of that beer foam! That look of anticipation on her face!
    Oh, and…animal cruelty, AND I think it was photoshopped. :^ P

  15. you guys r silly says:

    DEFINATELY photoshopped.
    puhleeze…how else would a picture like this ever be remotely possible otherwise?!
    and DEFINATELY cruel too. Someone rescue that poor beer immediately!!!
    (here…pass it over to me — I’ll protect it…)
    (*hic!*)

  16. Billychic says:

    That pretty much sums up my holiday week! That adorable little guy has the right idea…

  17. Billychic says:

    Ah! It’s a little gal. Even cooler…

  18. SuHouLadoo says:

    Ah, there’s nothing like a nice Pug of Beer on a warm summer day…

  19. jenn says:

    must. tip. gently.

  20. you guys r silly says:

    SuHouLadoo:
    A *FROSTY* Pug of Beer is even better!
    &:o)

  21. finn says:

    WE GO WEEWEEWEE ALL THE WAY HOME.

  22. abbynormal says:

    Anyone check that dogs ID?

    And, Meg, (chug-a-pug)you crack me up.

  23. Theo says:

    [covers bottle-mouth with thumb]
    [shakes brewski vigorously]
    [schpritzes Ceebs and YGRS most thoroughly]
    [also sprays Thinker, because, y'know, what the hey]

    [then nods & toasts Miss KnowItAll/Ulla Inga for NOT hollering "FIRST!!!!"]

    *BELCH*

  24. Theo says:

    Finn… it was this little puggie, went to market?
    [so confuzzled]

  25. ceebs says:

    all riiiight…
    this eau de Cerveza drives all the men wild… I’m leaving work early & walking thru a construction site with my new perfume!

  26. finn says:

    BEER + PUG –> B PEE RUG

    *hic*

  27. greenighs says:

    tiny curled tail! <3

  28. Sarah-Jean says:

    OH MY GOD!! What a cute little snookums pie!

    I can’t believe how adorable that little pug is!

    I swear, that is THE CUTEST picture I have seen on this website so far!

    Definitely my favorite!!

  29. Redzilla says:

    Yet another disgusting example of the alcohol industry using cute to sell beer to children…er, adults, I mean. We’re all *adults* here.

  30. finn says:

    beer makes you beautiful, redzilla.

    i saw so on the telly.

  31. you guys r silly says:

    Theo:
    Could I also be slapped with some pudding skin???
    &:o?
    Redzilla:
    Do you mean “mentally” or “physically”???

  32. Woods Walker says:

    At least the pup has better taste than a lot of people I know. German bier makes American beer taste like dishwater in comparison. That spelling for German bier is the proper German spelling. I was over there for a few years and know from experience. Macho by the way has the meaning of a smelly,stupid , old mule.-Woods Walker

  33. Theo says:

    Nice, Woodsey. I’d say this calls for a bit of lyrical revision…

    Hee! Haw! Hee hee haw!
    Smelly, stupid mu-ule
    I’ve got to be, a stupid mule
    Smelly, stupid mu-ule
    I’ve got to be smelly!

    (Yeah. TGIF.)

  34. rachel says:

    OMG look at the baby!! *Swoon* Pugs own my life :)

  35. Jan Spencer says:

    IT’S FIVE O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE!

  36. Theo says:

    Just noticed the “I’m INNOCENT!!!” reference.
    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/09/im_innocent.html

    Nobody believes it, Meg. Not for a second. Here, lemme get Ariel to mix you a Bunny Cream…

  37. Raegan says:

    MINE! minemineminemineminemineminemineminemine……

  38. Aubrey says:

    So this is definately a lap dog. Who’s wondering where all the Red Bull went.

  39. ariel says:

    cinnamon, or dulce de lapin?

  40. ariel says:

    shall i rub the glass rim with cedar shavings?

  41. Theo says:

    (Ariel — I think Meg’s out to lunch. Bother. SOMEbunny’s bound to want it, though…)

  42. A good Muslim pug does not drink alcohol. I have posted a sermon about this photo on my blog.

  43. cinnamon says:

    I don’t want it, any of it.

  44. cinnamon says:

    And furthermore, I don’t approve of it, whatever it is.

  45. ariel says:

    now, now. it’s tasty!

  46. belle says:

    This BEER is making ME thirsty.
    This beer IS making me THIRSTY.
    THIS beer is making ME thirsty.
    This beer is MAKING me thirsty.

    Kramer? Anyone?

  47. Allie says:

    Toooooongue! And how adorable is it that the puppy is smaller than the bottle? Ohgosh, tiny fuzzy love!

  48. lemura says:

    Wow. It’s true. Beer really does make you look cute! Now I can drink without fear.

  49. latte says:

    Cinnamon is redonkulous. I disapprove of her. I always have.

  50. ceebs says:

    Pugsy Malone: awwww…look at this beer! I want to schnorgle it! {snorgle, snorgle}

  51. Michelle says:

    Honestly, I think the fellers would get more sentimental and romantic about this photo than they would about a girlfriend. I’m not a guy, but I know I’m in love!

  52. Aubrey says:

    “Is this where everybody knows my name? Mr. Bottle, is that you? Are you Beckoning me?”

  53. J. Bo says:

    My late, great sheltie liked whiskey sours.

  54. VaCKo says:

    The Carnegie Mellon KGB has a Committee for Intoxicating Puppies… this was actually my fault… I’ll have to show this pic during Committee Reports.

  55. Thalia says:

    My sister’s cat loves the taste of beer–she’ll lick the bottlecaps, and would probably crawl inside the bottle itself if she could. My sister did the responsible thing then and asked the vet how much beer was too much for the cat? and was met with stunned silence…

  56. Aubrey says:

    “This is NOT what I ordered! Where’s my bark-tender?”

  57. Julie says:

    Does anyone know anyone who works in Beck’s Advertising Department, because this little gal is their newest talent… She could be bigger than the Geico Gecko! Not only do I want to smuggle and snuggle the delightful pup, I want to drink Beck’s Beer, too!

  58. Tomi says:

    PERSONALLY—and by that I mean I’m correct, and anyone who disagrees is wrong—you should have a PUGS ONLY cute page.

    check your official anecdotal evidence and you will find that pugs are unique among pets, and that there is a pug nation, or tribe if you will, far more specific, devoted, and numerous than any other single breed of pet.

    and BTW, I LOOOOOVE this site….check it each and all day.

    Meg, you are a genius, and we are all massively in your debt.

    snorg on!

  59. Theo says:

    Set down the brewskies, people. It’s time for some Hard Hitting Questions.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq07SMv3Ss&mode=related&search=

  60. Aubrey says:

    OK. That was just sublimely goofy.

    And that last question – well, the dog’s expression reminded me of a Certain Expression I had when I was a wee toddler. My parents would always know.

  61. Moo-Moo says:

    D’AWW!! Pug puppy so cute! I wanna cuddle the little beastie!

  62. Julie S says:

    awwww, that’s my piccie!!! The pup in question is my pug’s auntie, and the pic was sent to my by their breeder :) My kids are ecstatic that it’s been posted – the “beer puppy” is their favourite pic!

  63. A thinker says:

    eep, I just noticed I got sprayed with beer by Theo.

    teho, CO must be starting to cross over into real life, because that actually happened to me last night (by mistake) when my bf opened a can of beer :D Scary.

  64. Theo says:

    Eau de Cerveza!

  65. A thinker says:

    …with overtones of malt and hops.

  66. o says:

    Um, I thought a ”real” breakfast of champions was a beer AND a cigarette!

  67. whitneysw says:

    Didja see this? http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/short-ends/
    My two favorite web sites are — are COMMINGLING now. FRATERNIZING. What’s next, dogs and cats, living together???

  68. CornNut says:

    That’s cute, but this is cuter

  69. CornNut says:

    That’s cute, but this is cuter
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an2uirb2KFU

  70. Laurie C says:

    whitneysw, they’re *my* two favorite sites, too!

  71. Tessa says:

    Cute enough…and then you realize the pup is SMALLER than the beer bottle and that’s just…gawwwwww!

  72. luch says:

    actually ur right! it is tiny! bless! but still dogs drinking beer. hahaha!

  73. Is it happy hour already???? Save me a seat sweetie!!!!