Let’s hear it for the Soft Kronche™

by Meg on July 4, 2006

Do you know what I mean? The "Soft Kronche™" is when a dog takes a really slow, soft bite on something—real gentle-like—I love that. They’re like: "Is eet OK to bite?" Like when they take a treat, it’s a responsible, soft, kronche.

Tristan_g

The epitome of "puppy-dog eyes", Tristan G.

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1 Maureen 07.04.06 at 6:57 pm

Oh… the eyes. The sweet soft little “cronche”. You just wait, he’ll (she’ll?) start CRONCHE!!!-ing it soon enough, and then we’ll have photos of the ensuing tug-o-war.

2 Fritatta 07.04.06 at 7:02 pm

Okay, just shoot me now. That “paws up” kittypic almost did me in. This finishes it off.

3 Andrea 07.04.06 at 7:06 pm

Tse paws, and the litle ears, and the eyes… aww I wants it.

4 Ohoud 07.04.06 at 7:08 pm

Awwww,i dont think it can get any cuter!

5 Christina 07.04.06 at 7:08 pm

*melts*

Where do I get one? ;)

6 makiono 07.04.06 at 7:09 pm

omg! the eyes! the paws! the fur! the size! the hand is probably bigger than the head…

>.< squee! XD

7 Katfive 07.04.06 at 7:12 pm

Aa..AWWWWWW!!!

8 Spryte808 07.04.06 at 7:15 pm

my 7 yr old dog does the same kronche kind of bites..

9 Lulu 07.04.06 at 7:16 pm

It’s cute on it’s own…then you notice it’s size in relation to the human paw beside it and suddenly it becomes the UBER CUTE OF DOOM!
*makes grabby hands at screen and whimpers*

10 Q 07.04.06 at 7:24 pm

Could those little claws be any cuter?! And those please play with me eyes! Lovin’ it!

/(^.^)\

11 Julie 07.04.06 at 7:30 pm

If I lean closely enough to the screen, I think I can smell the puppy breath. LOVE HEEM!

12 cuteness lover 07.04.06 at 7:32 pm

Those soft bites don’t come natural, I’ve had to spend many hours teaching mine to take things “nicely” as I tell them.

13 hrh.squeak 07.04.06 at 7:33 pm

Lulu – Yes!!! Must touch the Uber Cute NOW!!, even though it will melt me into helpless puddle of goo!!!!!!

14 Laurie C 07.04.06 at 7:47 pm

SoftKronche sounds like some kind of ice cream treat, or chocolate bar. Now I’m hungry.

15 cosmiquemuffin 07.04.06 at 7:48 pm

the EYES!

the anerable EYES!!!

I just sploded from teh kyoot.

16 lazyj 07.04.06 at 7:59 pm

fat puppy toes!!!!!

17 esme 07.04.06 at 8:24 pm

Well it might be the beer talking, but this is the cutest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18 Sylvia 07.04.06 at 8:38 pm

SOFT KRONCHE!!!!

You’re my hero, Meg. :)

19 Darcy 07.04.06 at 9:07 pm

Cutest caption EVAR!!!!111!!!111!!!!eleven!

20 Ben 07.04.06 at 9:21 pm

wait.. is that his BACK paw on the chewie? I’m confused…

21 Robin 07.04.06 at 9:23 pm

I would buy him all the toys in Petco.

22 Fish Eye no Miko 07.04.06 at 9:28 pm

My dad had a dog (golden lab, I think) who was really good with the Soft Kronche. She was very gentle when she took things out of you hand (treats, toys, etc). It was really nice, I was never worried when I gave her stuff. She was a really sweet dog in general.

23 fknocker 07.04.06 at 9:35 pm

Ooba

24 Rafael 07.04.06 at 9:56 pm

PUPPPYYYY!!!!

25 jaypo 07.04.06 at 10:24 pm

How adorable is that?!!? Just thinking about Soft Kronche makes my teeth go all chewy. “Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.”

26 Lauri 07.04.06 at 10:42 pm

Yes, Cuteness Lover, that is exactly what we tell our dogs. “Nicely”. It’s so funny, if we repeat it a couple of times they get so “careful” that only their lips open up to take the treat.

My G-pig Zoe had 5 babies on Thursday night! Just after my daughter and I left on vacation! The little bugger. My son called to tell us they were born. Sooooo cute! :)

27 lemura 07.04.06 at 10:42 pm

*soft kronche* is also the sound that my head made when it sploded from the cute overload of round puppy eyes.

28 voxium 07.04.06 at 10:42 pm

Aww! Puppyeyes FTW!

I’ve been going to this site ever since slashdot mentioned it..lol.

:D

29 Q 07.04.06 at 10:49 pm

Lauri, congrats on your extended cuteness!

30 Brak_Silverbone 07.04.06 at 10:51 pm

Little sweet feet!!

31 Gir 07.04.06 at 11:17 pm

Let’s not forget the every day item making it look small… The thumb nail is almost as big as the nose! OMG!!!

32 amelionaire 07.04.06 at 11:27 pm

omg, it looks jus like my Jack Russel when he was a pup!
I wana snorgle those ears so bad *sigh*

33 Cutener 07.04.06 at 11:29 pm

Now that puplette IS anerable, but the toy does look unfortunately like it’s a big ole pair of testicles…..
(C’mon – I can’t be the only person who thought this, surely?!) Perhaps this was deliberate, to limit the Head-Explosion Factor…?

34 puppylover 07.04.06 at 11:35 pm

OMG! that is adorable!!

35 A Zookeeper 07.05.06 at 12:23 am

That is soo cute!

36 Sarah-Jean 07.05.06 at 1:24 am

OMG what an adorable puppy!!!!

37 J. Bo 07.05.06 at 1:25 am

Cutener, I don’t mean to get personal, but if your testicles look like THAT, perhaps it’s time to get your gear to a doctor.

I’m just sayin’…

38 grrrromit 07.05.06 at 1:41 am

Heh! When my pug takes a treat, it’s like a violent treat-annihilating tsunami of fury. She’s a bit maniacal, though. The day she “cronches” will be the day I take a nap without constantly fearing a dog making out with me. Is it weird that I’ve learned to like sleeping with a pillow on my face for safety?

39 Leilani 07.05.06 at 1:58 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The eyes! The ears! The sweet little round head! *thud*

40 A thinker 07.05.06 at 2:45 am

Aww. I am not a puppy person, but that is one seriously cute pupster. Schweet!

41 Lauri 07.05.06 at 2:45 am

Thanks, Q…we are enjoying our babies to the max!

Meg….which animals do YOU have at home? You definitely understand and have perfected the terminology…..moist nosicles and soft kronches, …honk-shu, muzzlepuffs….oh soooo perfect!! :)

42 Lauri 07.05.06 at 2:46 am

…and the ultimate…….squeeeeeeee

43 Sarcasta 07.05.06 at 3:00 am

I liked the question about which of his feet was on the toy…. I like to imagine (look closely at the picture) that he has only THREE feet!

Just because the other back leg is hidden doesn’t prove it exists. Muah-ha-hah.

44 Meg 07.05.06 at 3:08 am

Lauri!
I have no ani-pals at home! None! C.O. is my virtual pet.

In the past and growing up, however, we had cats, a dog and LOTS of aquarium fish.

I think everyone knows the Soft Kronshe, right? It’s not rocket surgery!

XO,
Meg

45 GreenEyedHawk 07.05.06 at 3:58 am

As I say when I see puppies at work…

Dawww…lookit dat face!!!!

46 HonorH 07.05.06 at 4:49 am

*undignified squeaking noises*

So CWOOT! Eek!

47 Theo 07.05.06 at 4:55 am

I think retrievers were bred (and trained) not to “bust birds” — that is, bring them back more-or-less intact to the hunter with the shotgun. Their instinct, like with most predatory animals, would probably be just to eat it. The fact that they can overcome their “nature” the way we humans do (in some limited way) may not be rocket surgery… but it surely is brain science.

48 Jessica 07.05.06 at 5:04 am

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *blood curdling scream* I LOVE TEH KRONCHE!

49 Tristan G 07.05.06 at 5:21 am

This little one is called Tara . A friend pointed out that Tara is “A Rat” backwards. She was only about 10 week old and less than a kilogram when the photo was taken.

50 Nickole 07.05.06 at 8:06 am

Yes, grrrromit, it is a bit weird to sleep with a pillow on one’s face. But I’m won’t criticise your adaption to a hostile environment. Wanting a pillow may well be a survival trait.

51 Janni 07.05.06 at 8:32 am

I have only one thing to add: LOWER LIP!!!
TIny, soft, slightly moist and completes the worried look.. Awwwwww! Know what I mean?

52 Chamcent 07.05.06 at 9:34 am

Awwww omg so adorable!!

Question…what breed of dog is this?

53 Alyson 07.05.06 at 9:41 am

Aaaack! The eyes! The ear flops! and the PAWS! I’m on a Peace Corps assignment in Albania, and my previous host family’s dog had puppies just before I left them, and ever since I saw that litter, I can never get enough PAW imagery! *plays with teensy claws*

*misses previous host family and Da Pups*

54 Cutener 07.05.06 at 11:43 am

Hey, J.Bo, I don’t have any testicles, what with being a woman and all, but I’ll bear your advice in mind….. ;p

55 Elizabeth 07.05.06 at 11:46 am

Iddle cutey-paws! **head explodes**

56 Tristan G 07.05.06 at 11:59 am

Jack Russel (not pure bred)

57 azzy 07.05.06 at 2:05 pm

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
look at his huge eyes
how cute!
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58 A Fine Morsel 07.05.06 at 6:27 pm

One of my two dogs does the Soft Kronche. He is a 10 yr. old terrier mix and looks vaguely like this little guy, except with huge ears. Similar soulful eyes, though!

59 betty 07.05.06 at 9:44 pm

oh sweet sweet puppah,
you’re two colored fur,
is so soft and fluffah,
my heart is all a-purr!

Cute black leetle nose,
big moist puppah eyes,
In my rack you could doze,
While I count leetle puppah sighs..

60 Lauri 07.05.06 at 10:19 pm

Well, Meg, I am sure-tainly glad that CO is your virtual pet!
I especially love the fact that all this kyootness is expressed in words, phrases, and syllables many of which have never been seen (or spelled) before!

Yay!!!

And the creativity that ensues! Amazin’! :)

61 betty 07.05.06 at 10:58 pm

oh and let the countdown begin…my sis-in-law made a wunnerful announcement yesterday….she’s having puppahs! yes, in ’bout a week she will have 2 anerable aussie cattle dog pups…a blue & red..I promise to take snorgleablicious pics for all.

62 maltese parakeet 07.05.06 at 11:31 pm

omg, that is so cute it made me actually type omg! i so totally want to “soft kronche” that doggie’s leettle nose.

63 naj 07.06.06 at 2:25 am

this pup is so cute. i’ve never owned a pet before and am looking to own my first house soon. priority one is getting a dog.. and i want one exactly like this. what breed is this and how big would he or she get? thanks :)

64 Shannon L. 07.06.06 at 1:32 pm

harmp….harmp…*tinygrowl*…haaarmp…

65 chacha 07.06.06 at 5:43 pm

Of all the cute dogs that have appeared on C.O., this one has got to be the tops. Tara – so sweet! So tiny! Such soft floppy ears! (Tristan G please tell us she still has all of her tail?)

66 HonorH 07.06.06 at 9:25 pm

Naj–someone up there said it’s a Jack Russell mix. Warning: saying they’re energetic is like saying the Pope is religious. In other words, true, but a mighty understatement.

This pup is making my ovaries go ’splodey, I can’t stand it!

67 Theresa 07.06.06 at 11:25 pm

I am very familiar w/ the Soft Kronche. I had a dog who loved to eat french fries. She would bite into them really gentle like. I called her the Gentle Fry Eater.

68 Tristan G 07.07.06 at 3:36 am
69 Piggalette 07.08.06 at 11:04 pm

AWWW. That last pic is so cute Tristan G!

70 Lichidogirl 07.11.06 at 5:10 pm

I am so in love…

71 madison 07.11.06 at 9:14 pm

that pup is so cute

72 The Adirondack Queen 08.30.06 at 8:23 pm

It doesn’t get any cuter than this!!!

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