You PIG!

by Meg on June 2, 2006

Sooty the Guinea Pig might be the new hero of men everywhere. Get this. The Sootsters decided he wanted to get into the Girls pen, so tunneled his way in, then proceeded to "romance" each one of the 24 females. One gestation period later, he’s the proud Baby Daddy of 43 new pigs.   

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Apparently, after the one-night stand, Sooty slept for 2 days straight. Wot a stud, Muriel L.!

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1 Theo 06.02.06 at 7:26 pm

Now THERE’S a player.

2 DavidBoBavid 06.02.06 at 7:27 pm

Sooty: My new hero!

3 A thinker 06.02.06 at 7:28 pm

whoo. exhausted. lol.

4 E. Collison 06.02.06 at 7:29 pm

“Shattered” indeed! :)

5 Southern Girl 06.02.06 at 7:31 pm

That’s hilarious! Hope he doesn’t turn out to be a deadbeat dad.

6 punkpie 06.02.06 at 7:32 pm

that’s “whore-able”!

hah.

7 pistache268 06.02.06 at 7:32 pm

24 pigs? 43 pigs? How many?

8 Aubrey 06.02.06 at 7:34 pm

Sooty went on a booty call?

9 A thinker 06.02.06 at 7:36 pm

pistache268:

24 mothers
43 babies

10 maymee 06.02.06 at 7:41 pm

naughty piggy!
*giggles*

11 ebee 06.02.06 at 7:42 pm

Mary had a little ‘Pig,
whose feet were black as soot,
and everywhere that Mary went,
his sooty foot he put.

(looks like he left his prints all over THAT night!!)

Go Sooty!!

12 Theo 06.02.06 at 7:46 pm

You put your soot foot in, you take your soot foot out…

13 Aubrey 06.02.06 at 7:52 pm

…you make yourself at home
‘Till the ladies throw you out…

14 Li 06.02.06 at 7:55 pm

I love how he’s leaning against he fence like he’s saying, “Hey baby! Want some fries with that shake?”

15 Tony James 06.02.06 at 7:55 pm

You do a little piggin’ and then you sleep for days,
That’s what it’s all about!

Good to see that 6 years after his epic night of [ahem] piggin’, Sooty is still going strong – check him out with his friends here:
http://www.littlefriendsfarm.co.uk/welivehere!.html

16 angela 06.02.06 at 7:56 pm

What a way to put a smile on my face on a HOT Friday afternoon here in the bay area! Sooty, you da man!

17 Tony James 06.02.06 at 7:56 pm
18 Kat 06.02.06 at 7:57 pm

He “romanced” them… LOL.

Is THAT what they’re calling it these days?

19 Tony James 06.02.06 at 7:58 pm
20 A thinker 06.02.06 at 8:05 pm

no, no, s’ok, TJ. The links are great.

21 Trish 06.02.06 at 8:19 pm

He’s gorgeous with those Siamese-like markings…no wonder the ladies were taken in by him!
Givin’ gigolokitty a run for his money!
http://www.gigolokitty.com
(thanks, shadow – Über redonk!)

22 Snorg 06.02.06 at 8:22 pm

I lurve Sooty! Those wee little black hands holding on – and those velvety ears! I want to Snorg him!! My kids & I read about him years ago before we adopted our piggies (and hammies, and kitties and puppies) – He is our fav pigger!!

23 Kris, in New England 06.02.06 at 8:31 pm

What a ma-yan! Let me introduce you to Lyra:

I’m 2 1/2 years old and like country walks and playtime on the couch. I’m
a tri-color – white with stunning accents of nutmeg and pumpkin. I’m into the punk look with one pink ear. I like ice skating, car chases and birdwatching.

If you like keepin’ it real and chillin’ with fresh salad and a good movie, call me babe.

24 fate 06.02.06 at 8:46 pm

he the guine pig man! lol

25 hibousoir 06.02.06 at 8:50 pm

Maybe that’s why they put him in a separate cage in the first place–if they didn’t, he’d be dead inside a week!

26 Michele 06.02.06 at 8:52 pm

Even more frightening/charming: 43 were born on one day, but he fathered 80 in all from that one night!

27 jeanniec 06.02.06 at 8:55 pm

“That’ll do, pig; that’ll do.”

28 E. Collison 06.02.06 at 8:59 pm

jeanniec: Good one.

Did anyone else notice the odd usage on th 1st site Tony James linked to? “Fell pregnant” is *very* weird.

29 jaypo 06.02.06 at 9:02 pm

Kama Sooty.

30 jaypo 06.02.06 at 9:07 pm

I did EC. I think it’s a Britishism.

31 TheLuna 06.02.06 at 9:08 pm

He looks so sad in that picture! “Let me back in! I’m all rested up!”

32 A thinker 06.02.06 at 9:09 pm

“fell pregnant” is definitely a Britishism :)

33 Rafael 06.02.06 at 9:14 pm

“He was absolutley shattered…”

I bet he was…. ;-)

34 Mythos 06.02.06 at 9:14 pm

“And he fell asleep for two days…”

…what? No cuddling? That pig!

35 E. Collison 06.02.06 at 9:16 pm

Briticism or not, it’s still wierd! I’m not sure how “fell” relates to “pregnant,” but I really don’t want to go ther. ;)

36 A thinker 06.02.06 at 9:19 pm

it’s a bit like I’ve heard rural people (in Canada) say he “took a stroke” or “took a heart attack”. it’s rather amusing. just a different way of expressing it.

I think “fell” is related to something “befalling” you…

37 E. Collison 06.02.06 at 9:24 pm

Hmm. Never heard that, though I did once meet someone from West Virginia who was interested in various localisms – he told me that calico cats used to be called “party cats” in his neck of the woods, due to their resemblance to Halloween crepe paper.

38 arbed 06.02.06 at 9:33 pm

It’s a French thing too: tomber (fall) enceinte (pregnant).

39 Mlle X 06.02.06 at 9:57 pm

Je suis tombee enciente! You PEEEEEEEEEEG!

(Sooty lowers sunglasses, gives Jake Blues look)

Oh, Sooooteeeeeeee, venez, peeeegeeeeeeeee!!!!!

40 Mlle X 06.02.06 at 10:06 pm

He looks like he’s whistling through a construction site fence! “Hey baby, I’ll be back to catch you LATER!”

41 Alexis 06.02.06 at 10:11 pm

Dang. That’s hilarious. I can’t believe that Sooty is still around 6 years later! That’s one healthy piggie (well, obviously…)!

42 Theo 06.02.06 at 10:59 pm

Too bad Sooty’s not a Yank; he’d have better than even chances in the next Presidential election.

43 Susan 06.02.06 at 11:17 pm

24 females in one night? I’m surprised he didn’t wear it down to a nub. Or maybe he did– has he been breeding any since then?

44 Theo 06.02.06 at 11:45 pm

Susan — yes indeed, just not wholesale. Check out the links that Tony James posted (above).

45 elena 06.02.06 at 11:51 pm

Little Friend Farm Staff: “Sooty!! What did I tell you about breaking into the girls’ cage?”

Sooty: “What?!?”

46 BenPanced 06.02.06 at 11:55 pm

Oh, Sooty. What’s Sue have to say about this?

(No, I’m not British. I just like to think I am.)

47 Joli 06.03.06 at 12:28 am

Heh. Cute story. I remember it circulating (the exact article with pic) around my senior year of high school. I’m 25 now. But still funny.

48 Marley 06.03.06 at 12:34 am

What an animal.

49 E. Collison 06.03.06 at 1:45 am

Sooty’s interview with BBc Wales is here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/justthejob/takeitfromme/star_sooty.shtml

50 gazard 06.03.06 at 5:15 am

LOL, one night 24 stands…

51 Katrina 06.03.06 at 11:37 am

hehe it’s so funny!! How on earth he could break out of his I don’t know but still cute. Must have been a crap cage.

52 Elanor 06.03.06 at 12:10 pm

Love ‘em and leave ‘em eh? What a cad. As for sleeping for two days after, I’m hardly surprised! You know what they say about men after… ahem…

53 Cat 06.03.06 at 12:14 pm

E Collison: Likely the WV guy was saying (even if he didn’t know it) “parti” cats. There are certain breeds of dogs and cats that are known as “parti-colored” which is simply partially one color and partially at least one other color. Example: http://www.caninehorizons.com/Parti_Poodle_H.html , which are disqualified by the AKC but are still bred. Lots of people incorrectly think the dogs are “party-colored.”

54 dwine 06.03.06 at 2:49 pm

Rodents in the news… here’s another amazing story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1789571,00.html

55 Jan Spencer 06.03.06 at 5:35 pm

‘Go forth and populate the Earth…’ isn’t that in the Bible somewhere?

Sooty took it literally.

JeannieC, THAT was hilarious!

56 Teddy 06.03.06 at 6:41 pm

Now that is just ridiculous! I’ll admit, I’m impressed

haha

57 E. Collison 06.03.06 at 6:50 pm

cat, maybe, but this person was pretty clear on it being a colloquialism from his area of WV. He’s quite knowlegeable about antiquated words and prhrases.

On the other hand, he could have made it up for the sake of a laugh. It certainly is whimisical!

58 Mlle X 06.04.06 at 12:04 am

Whimsical is right – I really like the idea of a Party Cat from West Virginia!

59 ~*Wolf*~ 06.04.06 at 12:34 am

haha, lucky rodent

good thing he dont have ta pay for all them kiddies o his~!

60 ElfOwl 06.04.06 at 3:36 am

E.C. and Cat, language has a funny way of capitalizing it’s own “mistakes”. Likely the parti-colored explanation was part of the original term, but people like to give words their own interpretations, and party-colored for Halloween might also have developed as a new definition as people became less familiar with the other. Both are apt.

I *LOVE* words and their origins, almost as much as I love PUPPIES!!! I would like to know the actual history of that usage . . .

61 Rayndrop 06.04.06 at 3:57 am

Mm, isn’t that called a folk etymology? Like ‘tawdry’ or the non-word ‘Chester drawers’?

I remember when I was little I used to call eyebrows ‘eyebrowns.’ Makes sense to me! :P

62 E. Collison 06.04.06 at 5:57 am

ElfOwl, what you’re saying makes perfect sense. (I love words/word origins, too.)

63 corbet 06.04.06 at 7:18 am

Sooty!!!What a guy!, too bad most of our human boys will never compare! Ya wanna see something really interesting…my guinea pig and my rabbit together I’ve never seen anything “have fun” faster than them…thank goodness they’re both males or God only knows what we’d end up with!!

64 June 06.04.06 at 3:29 pm

bang her and leave her, it happens, just leave her with the dang kids

65 Jen 06.05.06 at 7:27 am

He’s a guinea pimp.
*ba-da-bump*

66 GrandDuchess 06.05.06 at 7:45 pm

I never laughed so hard at anything. Speak of a player.

67 Therese 06.06.06 at 2:06 am

This is old, but still a goodie… A Guinea Pig version of Kevin Federline… LOL…

68 Kat 06.08.06 at 1:33 pm

In a follow-up, after this article was published, BBC Wales did a spot on Sooty, and the publicity meant that within half an hour of the original broadcast, most of the offspring had been found homes. The year following the featurette, 206 cards were sent to Sooty on Valentine’s Day — the most ever received by a guinea pig according to the Guiness Book of World Records.

References: http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/justthejob/takeitfromme/star_sooty.shtml and http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=56224

69 Garret Sandow 07.25.06 at 5:06 pm

So, he was gettin’ piggy wit it?

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