You are SO hosed!

by Meg on June 15, 2006

Seriously. Just who do you think you are kidding at this point? You are HOSED, man!

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But you have paw pads going for you, so that’s a positive, David G.

{ 55 comments }

1 TheLuna 06.15.06 at 9:06 pm

“Just put the food bowl down, back away slowly, and no one gets hurt.”

2 TheLuna 06.15.06 at 9:07 pm

[struggling to supress fp excitement]

3 Theo 06.15.06 at 9:07 pm

Fluffpup knows how to keep his cool in the summer heat.

4 constance 06.15.06 at 9:12 pm

…omfg.

PAW

5 M- 06.15.06 at 9:16 pm

Yes ‘mam… you have been found in violation of the city watering restrictions and I am here to enforce them… *l*

6 TigerZahn 06.15.06 at 9:18 pm

Oh God….as if I’m not about to explode from good news today, top it off with indescribable cuteness! *GO BOOM*

7 TheLuna 06.15.06 at 9:22 pm

[turns on every sprinkler and hose I can find in hopes of this pup showing up in my yard to enforce water restrictions]

8 E. Collison 06.15.06 at 9:26 pm

Pups cute, bunny cuter…! (*)

9 fw sunshine 06.15.06 at 9:34 pm

OMG….I want a puppy!

10 gryt 06.15.06 at 9:42 pm

Those supersoft ears are KEELING me. And that extra fluff just above the ears… Awww.

11 botnot 06.15.06 at 9:43 pm

Look at its paw-paws! AWWWW! I ruv paw-paws.

12 Danielle 06.15.06 at 9:45 pm

I want to scrench his ears and peench his cheeks! I want a pupppyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

13 Arvay 06.15.06 at 9:52 pm

Aww. :*)

I wanna dawg SO badly.

14 Suzie 06.15.06 at 10:02 pm

Wouldn’t that be a ~paws-itive~? I amuse myself!

15 Trish 06.15.06 at 10:12 pm

Suzie’s got Aubrey-itis.

16 Aubrey 06.15.06 at 10:20 pm

Wow. Nothing’s left except to become a new term in the dictionary.

That being said, is this a photo of a new type of water spaniel? Did he see this tempting blue coil and take a hose dive?

17 Camille 06.15.06 at 10:25 pm

I believe he’s a retriever. He instinctively knows he’s supposed to jump in the water to fetch things – but it’s not so easy to jump in the water when it’s inside the hose!

18 Brak_Silverbone 06.15.06 at 10:45 pm

He looks so pleased. Did he coil up all that hose by himself?

19 ElfOwl, B.S., M.A., I.W.T.F.M. 06.15.06 at 11:09 pm

“I’m doing you a favor. It’s too hot. Neither of us is working today. Go pour yourself an iced tea and come scratch my ears here in the shade.”

20 eikoleigh 06.15.06 at 11:11 pm

such cuteness – that little face and that little paw!

21 alice 06.15.06 at 11:21 pm

Eeek I love pups!
LOL E.C. – we could go on all day arguing like children about pups and buns ;)

22 alice 06.15.06 at 11:23 pm

hehe I think pup there is a bit sleepy – s/he was all pepped up hours ago to hose the next human walking by, but now she’s all shleepy because humans are all busy.

23 scamps 06.16.06 at 12:30 am

Sweet merciful crap, I want to snatch that puppy!

24 Aubrey 06.16.06 at 12:57 am

To eat: and then to dream: ay, there’s the pup;
For when the lawns are wet what rest may come
When we fall asleep
Within the hose in a coil,
We show our paws
To demand respect
That takes calamity from a pup’s long life…

25 E. Collison 06.16.06 at 1:00 am

@ Aubrey: “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.”

alice, we certainly could argue all day, but I’d rather just take breaks looking here at at the Bunny Lovers Unite Flickr pool. ;-)

26 warrior rabbit 06.16.06 at 3:03 am

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”

27 ElfOwl, B.S., M.A., I.W.T.F.M. 06.16.06 at 3:12 am

Aubrey – genius.

E.C. and alice -
What is CuteOverload? It is nor ham, nor pup, nor bun, nor kit, nor any single pet belonging to a man. It is a sum of these. For what is cute?

Okay, I’m out of ideas for that quote. Answer as you will, but remember, a hose by any other name can drench you just as much.:-P (Yeesh I’m loopy.)

28 Rafael 06.16.06 at 3:18 am

PUUPPPYYYYY!!!!!

29 E. Collison 06.16.06 at 3:31 am

ElfOwl, we like it when you’re sorta punch-drunk. ;-)

30 Deloni 06.16.06 at 4:07 am

Aww. looks just like the heaven greeting puppy.
So cute!

31 hrh.squeak 06.16.06 at 7:34 am

“Dost think, because thou art clever, there shall be no more buns or otters?”
Aubrey, ElfOwl, just lovely. Shakespeare did have a bit of a jones for dogs, didn’t he?

32 Serena 06.16.06 at 8:00 am

adorable. i imagine this would make a great tshirt too–the blue and the white look fabulous together!

33 Melia 06.16.06 at 9:33 am

That’s probably going to be a sprinkler hose soon…

34 A thinker 06.16.06 at 12:13 pm

noticeable lack of Theo…

35 Beauregard 06.16.06 at 1:43 pm

Ok, I’m not saying that pooch ain’t cute, but I am so drawn to the hose. It’s so pretty and new and bright and shiny! Maybe I am part ferret.

36 TheLuna 06.16.06 at 2:50 pm

RE: noticeable lack of Theo…

Theo doesn’t seem to be that into the puppehs. [shakes head in confusion]

37 connie 06.16.06 at 2:55 pm

Beauregard: I’m with you on the hose! And it’s coiled so perfectly. How do people do that?

38 A thinker 06.16.06 at 3:11 pm

TheLuna: me either. It’s funny but although I know theoretically that this pup is cute, I don’t feel any compulsion to snorgle, squeeze, pat, or otherwise fuss over him. I figured teho was feeling the same way :)

(no offense to all you dog lovers out there)

39 TheLuna 06.16.06 at 3:30 pm

Thinker: I’ll just have to take over for you when it comes to snorgling the pups (so they don’t feel neglected, of course). It’ll be a tough job, but I think I’m up to it. ;)

40 A thinker 06.16.06 at 3:31 pm

allrighty then, sounds like a good arrangement :)

41 Leslie 06.16.06 at 3:38 pm

Finally, a Golden puppy! These are some of my favorite creatures. And for all you dog-dissers, *I* don’t complain about posts of icky rodents that remind me of the pesky mice infesting my home (although I do find kits, buns, otters, and most baby animals very cute, I am no fan of any type of rodent). Indignation has gotten me to de-lurk and make my voice heard. More puppies, please! :)

42 A thinker 06.16.06 at 3:40 pm

dear Leslie, no complaints. I’m aware that for many people, this is the Standard of Cute. I find that personally to be kitties, but to each his own. I’m certainly not dissing teh puppehs :)

43 TheLuna 06.16.06 at 3:52 pm

And may I say how happy I am that we have *two* puppy posts in a row! :)

44 Piggalette 06.16.06 at 3:57 pm

I am a huge dog and cat lover, but when it comes to picks that send me into fits of “Squeeee!,” it is usually the buns that do it for me. Strange, because I have known some buns and was not impressed. /shrug Bring on more bun pix! :)

45 Leslie 06.16.06 at 3:58 pm

Yes, two puppy posts. Ahhhhh….

Sorry if I sounded angry, there – I love CO and all of you and your delightful comments help make it what it is, so here, here! Back to lurking mode…

46 A thinker 06.16.06 at 3:59 pm

don’t lurk! it’s much more fun!

and Piggalette, yes, da bunz are cute. That’s mainly what keeps me from killing mine ;)

47 Laurie C 06.16.06 at 4:01 pm

Forget the puppy, I’m captivated by the amazing electric blue of that hose. My fave color.

48 TheLuna 06.16.06 at 4:04 pm

The bun pics are awfully cute … I had never given much thought to bunnies or hedgehogs before CO, and now I want both!

49 English Chick 06.16.06 at 4:10 pm

There should be a show called ‘hosed’. it will be like ‘punked, but puppies will lie in coiled hoses and then people will come to pet the cute dog and then they will be humiliatingly soaked!!!!

50 hrh.squeak 06.16.06 at 7:28 pm

English Chick – woohoo!! I want that show!! Maybe a guest bun or kitteh now and then, eh? (Sadly, people do not tend to come up and pet hammies, gerbils, lizards, guinea pigs, rats, meeces, or hedgehogs, and you can’t get a ferret to sit still At All.)

51 jaypo 06.17.06 at 9:37 pm

I’m thinking the blue posh sofas may have competition.

52 English Chick 06.18.06 at 11:56 am

Series 1 of ‘hosed’ on your screens soon.
LOL.

53 English Chick 06.18.06 at 11:59 am

That dog will be the canine version of Ashton Kutcher, i think.

You’ve been HOSED!

54 Anonym 08.17.06 at 9:11 am

Hi!
I think that dog are really cute and I wondered if I can use the picture on a site where you can have a own stabl and animals. I hope you can answer on this quickly :)

55 CAVS 02.08.07 at 5:50 am

He must be a pimp, because he got all the hose!!

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