Twinkies & Milk

by Meg on June 8, 2006

Yes, Twinkies (check out the cart) and milk are ready for check out, People! Where’s the National Enquirer to make the perfect afternoon?

Cameraphone

Sent in by Rachael who sent this photo with an accompanying: "you will not resist. take THAT!"  She has no idea how right she is. //This just in, Rachael’s husband took the photo!// Check it!

{ 100 comments }

1 ariel 06.08.06 at 8:40 pm

what a BABY!

2 A thinker 06.08.06 at 8:41 pm

oh. I need one.

3 Theo 06.08.06 at 8:41 pm

MEEP!
[poit]

4 Serena 06.08.06 at 8:44 pm

oh baby! *gentle snorgle + kiss*

5 ariel 06.08.06 at 8:45 pm

love the sideways gnawing!

6 you guys r silly 06.08.06 at 8:45 pm

awwww……it’s a *PURSE*PUSSY*!!!
&:o)
I WANT ONE!!!

7 Serena 06.08.06 at 8:45 pm

PS. and an anerable name to match! <3

8 kelly 06.08.06 at 8:46 pm

Hey, I just bought a new purse and it didn’t come with a kitteh. I want my money back.

9 herenthere 06.08.06 at 8:48 pm

Kitteh kind of has that “aw Moooom!” look on its precious face!!!

10 Marcy 06.08.06 at 8:48 pm

Before she had me, my mom used to smuggle her Pomeranians into stores in her purse. Those dogs traveled more than I did as a kid. ‘Course, I don’t quite fit anymore at my age.
Precious baby.

11 you guys r silly 06.08.06 at 8:50 pm

*Twinkies* and a *precious baby kitteh*….
Live just does not get any better than that…
*sigh*…&:o)

12 Tony James 06.08.06 at 8:52 pm

I’m appalled at CuteOverload’s blind-eye turning to what is clearly a case of shoplifting. The woman in this picture has plainly put the anerable widdle fuzzbucket in her handbag with the intention of sneaking out through the store’s Express line without paying for it. Why oh why must sites that were once a breath of fresh air on the interweb pander to the lowest possible form of life in our society to drive traffic to their advertisers? I for one will not be allowing my children to visit this site anymore, and I encourage everyone else to do the same. Rant rave rant rave.

Yours

Lt. Col. Hubert Pickering-Smyth (ret.)
Late of the King’s Own African Rifles
“Nevahduncomplainin”
High Street
Ponders End
E12

13 you guys r silly 06.08.06 at 8:56 pm

Lt. Col. Hubert Pickering-Smyth (ret.):
*Here-here* old chap!

14 A thinker 06.08.06 at 8:56 pm

note the manicure. looks like that animal rescue lady (what was her name?) has turned up AGAIN.

15 Aubrey 06.08.06 at 8:57 pm

Twinkies, Twinkies
In a cart
Rolling down a major mart
With a kitteh placed so high
Making all the shoppers sigh…

16 Stefany 06.08.06 at 9:00 pm

“Hello Health Department, I’d like to report a …a…oh forget it! Can i get a twinkie too?”

17 Fairywench 06.08.06 at 9:08 pm

Mine! Gimmee! At once!
(But you can keep the Twinkies. Poo!)

18 Trish 06.08.06 at 9:08 pm

If it weren’t for the widdo paw peeking out it would qualify for only.a.head.

19 Danielle 06.08.06 at 9:13 pm

I have to admit that is cute. But WHYYYYYYYYYYYY hasn’t my Gizmo in a Target cart made the cuteness website or even the cutetracker??? (I’m off to a corner to cry myself to sleep now…)

20 FW Sunshine 06.08.06 at 9:17 pm

Two precious kittens in ONE DAY!?!?!? I think I might die.

21 Zelda 06.08.06 at 9:18 pm

Lt. Col. Hubert Pickering-Smyth (ret.):

Bravo! Well said!

22 Zelda 06.08.06 at 9:19 pm

Ooooh! I didn’t notice the widdle white paw!

23 A Fine Morsel 06.08.06 at 9:20 pm

Love the kitteh’s scrunched-up eye as he gnaws!

24 alice 06.08.06 at 9:26 pm

Dear Lt. Col. Pickering-Smyth,
You mean you can get a kitty at a grocery store?! Eeeee! I’ll go rummage in the closet now for my largest shoplifting bag – diguised, inconspicuously, as a Hello Kitty guitar case.

25 Loxy 06.08.06 at 9:39 pm

YES! More animal piccys, get that “hot topic” baby piccy off the front page.

Hide it! Hide the controversy!

The cuteness balance must be restored.

26 Annie D. 06.08.06 at 9:40 pm

Fuzzy gray kitteh with the squinty-eyed Popeye face!

27 *tara 06.08.06 at 9:41 pm

kittens are my favorite, hands down. so cute and silly.

28 Aubrey 06.08.06 at 9:43 pm

When that kittie gets ‘fixed’ will the purse qualify as a Kate Spayed purse?

29 AuntieMame 06.08.06 at 10:11 pm

Okay, that’s too weird, Aubrey. I had never heard of Kate Spade before, and now this is the *second* reference today…

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo *Twilight Zone music*

And what in the heck is she feeding that kitty?!? It looks like a bottle of eye drops.

30 Claire 06.08.06 at 10:11 pm

Where does one buy these purses!? Like Kelly, I want to express my discontentment of my new purse NOT coming with one of these lovely little balls of fluff!

31 Silence Dogood 06.08.06 at 10:15 pm

I miss the controversy.
I hereby condemn Cute Overload for displaying a consumerist kitty. And don’t you know that breast is best?
Whassupwithat?

32 Aubrey 06.08.06 at 10:20 pm

Mame:

The purses are overpriced in my opinion, but here’s a link so you can take a gander (wait – what about GEESE in purses?):
http://www.katespade.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=1863844&clickid=leftnav_handbags_img

33 AuntieMame 06.08.06 at 10:24 pm

They’re not very impressive to look at. I’ve seen very similar bags at Target.

My problem with purses is that they fall apart so easily. Either the strap splits or the lining tears or something. I’d be willing to pay a little more for a good quality bag that lasts. But no purse is worth hundreds of bucks.

34 Aubrey 06.08.06 at 10:26 pm

Thrift shops, honey. They’re the only way to go.

35 Jenni 06.08.06 at 10:37 pm

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt might be cute, but THIS LITTLE GUY?!!! whoah!!!!

36 M- 06.08.06 at 11:01 pm

Shopping AND kittens… all I need is some Starbucks and I’m ALL over it!!!

37 jaypo 06.08.06 at 11:27 pm

Mame, perhaps you should carry fewer kittehs in the your bag.

And what kind of a name is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt anyway? Twinkie Jolie-Pitt I can see, but *Shiloh*?! jeezus…

38 jaypo 06.08.06 at 11:28 pm

err, sorry about the bad edit…should be “in your bag.”

39 cat 06.08.06 at 11:42 pm

Auntie Mame: The kitteh is likely drinking from a bottle of KMR, which is kitten milk replacement. A high-fat formula for orphaned kittehs. I think it’s made from goat’s milk.

40 Kristen 06.08.06 at 11:46 pm

“Mmmmmmmmew! Thanks mom! I needed to wash down those twinkies you stuffed into the purse without anyone looking!”

41 Kristen 06.08.06 at 11:54 pm

Here’s an Alpaca and Llama on my website:

http://www.kristen-n-avery.livejournal.com

42 Redzilla 06.08.06 at 11:59 pm

That’s it…keep the kittehs coming. I might not kill myself after all.
*kidding, people. It’s been a poopy week, but not that bad. Just…need…more…kittehs…

43 lauowolf 06.09.06 at 12:05 am

Obviously this is the delivery system for the Portable Kitten Snuggling Treatment.
Skilled delivery person is making a quick detour enroute to feed kitten, so it will be at maximum energy/cuteness on delivery.
Even now, that kitten is being carried up someone’s walk, that lacquered fingernail is about to push a doorbell, and some lucky person is about to have a floofy grey&white kitten snorgle-able belly experience.
Hmm.
I have to go look out the front curtains.
(I may already be a winner)

44 Redzilla 06.09.06 at 12:17 am

No, no, no! Please, lauowolf, please let that piping hot, fresh out of the purse kitteh be for me!!

45 Aubrey 06.09.06 at 12:35 am
46 J. Bo 06.09.06 at 12:51 am

Kitties are on aisle six, one shelf down from the the ‘dog buns…

47 Teddy 06.09.06 at 1:23 am

Don’t make the poor thing CHOKE geeshh

Teddy

48 animal mommy 06.09.06 at 2:21 am

That looks like the bag that Mary Poppins had. She never had an adorable little kitten in hers though. Hopefully the woman feeding the little kitty keeps it away from the baby that likes to bite their poor little tails.

49 A thinker 06.09.06 at 2:23 am

Yup, that would be my first concern as well.

50 Theo 06.09.06 at 2:24 am

Heck, if that’s a Mary Poppins bag, there’s probably a whole HUMANE SOCIETY in there. That’s probably the only kitten out of 40 or so who found the fire exit.

51 A thinker 06.09.06 at 2:26 am

LOL!!

52 Tony James 06.09.06 at 3:26 am

A-one, a-two, a-one two three four…

“A noseful of snorgle helps the working day fly by,
The working day fly by-y,
the working day fly by,
and a teeny tiny tabby helps the working day fly by
In a most delightful way.”

53 ElfOwl 06.09.06 at 3:35 am

LITTEH BITTEH KITTEH!!! This made my day! I remember letting little kitties go nyawm nyawm nyawm on my fingers, and how much it hurt, but I loved them anyway.

54 Aubrey 06.09.06 at 4:09 am

TJ:
Super-cat-afragalistic, my friend.

55 Kat 06.09.06 at 4:11 am

“Kitties are on aisle six, one shelf down from the the ‘dog buns…”

Hee hee JBo.! I didn’t know they sold dog tocks too! Now I only need to go to one store for all my snorgling needs! (Not that I would snorgle dog tocks…. hrm)

56 Meg 06.09.06 at 6:14 am

What’s up with the song lyrics that come to us when looking at these pictures?

A-one and-a-two and-a: [Sung to Supercalifragilistic]

Post-ting-Babies-chomping-cats
“Oh! That’s so atrocious!”

Even though it’s meant to be
precious and fluff-ocious

There’s no way I could predict
the comments nearing grossness

We’re up to one thousand now
Thanks to all,

Your Hostess!

57 animal mommy 06.09.06 at 6:18 am

I like the Mary Poppins songs! and now we are OVER a thousand on the poor kitty gets bit by poorly supervised baby picture.

58 J. Bo 06.09.06 at 6:38 am

Oh, no. Not here, too!

Just back away slowly from the last post… We saw nothing, we read nothing, NOTHING but cuteness in this thread…

59 Michelle 06.09.06 at 7:03 am

chomp chompkitty
chomp chompkitty
chomp chomp ‘n’ chew..

hehe just kidding.

Meg, you’re a saint for putting up with the lot of us. Did I say thank you lately?

60 J. Bo 06.09.06 at 7:12 am

According to my extensive research (okay, a quick Googling), there is no actual Saint Meg… SO THE POSITION IS OPEN!

There ARE, however, at least THREE Saint Margarets– of Scotland, Antioch, and Cortona– but I’m guessing our Meg could kick their ‘tocks, no question…

61 StormCat 06.09.06 at 8:34 am

You all are killing me with these Mary Poppin songs!!!! Oh gosh!!! It’s 4:30 a.m. and I’m laughing like silly here!!!

62 hrh.squeak 06.09.06 at 9:53 am

Actually, I think the kitteh loves the milk, hates the shade of nail polish – “Girl, that pink shade is soooo 1986, get your nails done!”

63 falnfenix 06.09.06 at 12:25 pm

hey Animal Mommy

do the rest of us a favor, and STFU.

64 Theo 06.09.06 at 12:28 pm

Falnfenix — wrong thread. Try the post with 1024 comments and the “photoshopped” picture.

65 Theo 06.09.06 at 12:29 pm

and Meg — Um diddle iddle iddle um diddle aye!!

66 falnfenix 06.09.06 at 12:31 pm

Theo – she did come in here and try to continue babbling…i know i’m not seeing things.

in fact, here ya go:

I like the Mary Poppins songs! and now we are OVER a thousand on the poor kitty gets bit by poorly supervised baby picture.

Posted by: animal mommy | Jun 08, 2006 at 11:18 PM

now, i need my caffeine before someone gets hurted ’round here.

67 falnfenix 06.09.06 at 12:31 pm

i wonder if the lady in the picca has caffeine in her buggy…

68 Theo 06.09.06 at 12:34 pm

Faln — I didn’t miss her post. (And I won’t miss it later either.) My *point* is that we don’t need flame wars in *every* thread. OK?

69 falnfenix 06.09.06 at 12:37 pm

*grumbles* *points to lack of caffeine*

i’m nicer when i’m caffeinated…promise…

70 Theo 06.09.06 at 12:38 pm

I haven’t had my mocha yet either.

71 Jade 06.09.06 at 1:27 pm

“Uh, Mom? Could you move the nummies just a little to the right? No! MY right!”

*slurps*

72 kariboo 06.09.06 at 1:40 pm

lol…i was loving the pic, and clicked on it to make it bigger. then noticed that the name of the photo was ‘cameraphone’….and then i got the banana phone song stuck in my head. AGAIN!
between ‘banana phone’ and ‘kenya’ i think my head might fall off.

73 arbed 06.09.06 at 2:48 pm

Haven’t had a chance to read this thread yet, but wanted to put this link in a kitty thread. Check this out: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060609/cat_reality_show_060609/20060609?hub=Entertainment

74 Lori 06.09.06 at 3:02 pm

Adorable – this has been the third time this morning that I’ve pulled up the site (while “working”) to see this little cutie pie. I love feeding baby kittens with little bottles like this…. there’s nothing like a happy little warm baby kitty chewing on the bottle (squeaky-squeaky-squeak) with a little milk dribble on his chin. Ahhh… that’s contentment.

75 Rubacava 06.09.06 at 3:16 pm

It looks like this photo was actually taken by famous game designer, Tim Schafer, unless he’s a horrible, dirty liar. I do know he loves cats.

Look here, at his blog:
http://www.doublefine.com/news.htm

76 alice 06.09.06 at 4:09 pm

“Shopping AND kittens… all I need is some Starbucks and I’m ALL over it!!!”

A day late to respond, M-, but the Kroger I go to has a Starbucks in it, too bad no kitties, though. :D

77 A thinker 06.09.06 at 4:13 pm

kewl link, Rubacava.

78 alice 06.09.06 at 4:17 pm

LOL to the story! Poor dude, deprived of credit :D

79 Theo 06.09.06 at 4:33 pm

For the record, people… you *might* want to think outside of the Starbucks box, a bit. I’m just sayin’.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/02/and_the_oscar_g.html#comment-14472120

80 A thinker 06.09.06 at 4:43 pm

do you own an espresso machine, teho?

only way to make coffee.

81 Theo 06.09.06 at 4:45 pm

There’s one on my desk. It’s departmental, though; I’m one-third owner.
;)

82 alice 06.09.06 at 4:47 pm

LOL I had forgotten about the caption contest and am laughing at it all over again.

Oooh Thinkie and Theo, I’m thinking about getting an espresso machine – what do you have?

83 alice 06.09.06 at 4:48 pm

hehehe no such luck here.

84 Theo 06.09.06 at 4:53 pm

Alice — I’ll email.

85 alice 06.09.06 at 5:01 pm

yay!

86 msumissa 06.09.06 at 5:02 pm

okay, kitty cute, yes, but animals (other than service animals in a store, NOT cute, if I can’t take my 50lb beast in, why can they take their little kitty…. NOT FAIR {stomps foot}

87 A thinker 06.09.06 at 5:02 pm

I’ll email too. I don’t have one but I do know you have to be careful about the quality–cheaper machines, you might as well just drink what Teho calls “ass coffee”.

88 Theo 06.09.06 at 5:03 pm

…and we don’t mean Kopi Luwak, either.

89 Theo 06.09.06 at 5:04 pm

Msumissa — have you tried messenger bags? (Get one with a padded strap.)

90 alice 06.09.06 at 5:24 pm

LOL Kopi Luwak!

91 msumissa 06.09.06 at 6:47 pm

LOL that would be hilarious, ‘Ma’am is that a dog in your bag?’ me “A dog, gosh that must be why my purse is SO heavy today, oops ;o)”

92 Rhea H. 06.09.06 at 10:02 pm

i want a kitten! but my cats would destroy it!

93 Aliana 06.10.06 at 1:17 am

If only everyone could pick up kittens at the market…now I like food, and love kitties, so that would be genius!!!!

94 Sam 06.10.06 at 1:29 am

I love cuteness. I love it so much it hurts.
And that’s all I have to say about that.

95 Theo 06.10.06 at 2:55 am

Life is like a litter of kittens…

96 AuntieMame 06.10.06 at 6:41 am

Fluff-ocious. LOL, Meg!

Is that a kitten in your purse, or are you just happy to see me?

97 brandelion 06.10.06 at 11:07 am

double fine, double CUTE! :D

98 Pwnzer GOD 06.15.06 at 2:19 am

DA cats getting OWNED! COUNTER STRIKE 4 LIFE!

99 alayniekat 06.21.06 at 3:52 am

Im gonna steal ‘im and run away

100 kirakira 07.09.06 at 2:56 pm

TRIFECTA! 1. cute animal + food. 2. cute animal +some ordinary item that makes said cute animal looks small. 3. DAINTY PAW!

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