How to make microburgers for your hamster

by Meg on June 20, 2006

If you really love your hamster, you will do this for them. [Guilt-inducing hamster look] This recipe from Mathijs van der Paauw (No I didn’t make up that name really has ‘paw‘ in it.)

How to Make micro Burgers for your hamster (exceprt below)

Step 1: Gather the finest ingredients and tools: Ham, bread, optional cheese, something green for the ‘lettuce,’ cutting board, apple corer, and insane amount of free time. Go!

Step 2: Prepare buns: Test the corer on a delectable bread slice. Core out two ‘buns’. Easy—eaaaaasy!

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Step 3: Prepare meat, green stuff and cheese: Again, with the apple corer, prep your (ham) patties, parsley spriglette and optional cheese.

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Step 4: Stack with care

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Step 5: Serve! Let’s see how Mathijs’ pet Lucy the celebrity hamster liked it. Will she give it the paws up?

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Lucy sees her delicious Hamster burger and scuttles over to sniff before….FULL CHOMPING! She likes it! She really likes it! Can you say ‘Sayonara Spriglette"!?

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As always, thanks to Mathijsand Lucy over at HamsterTracker.

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{ 75 comments }

1 Tony James 06.20.06 at 3:06 pm

POiT!

2 ariel 06.20.06 at 3:07 pm

mmmmm, burgah!

3 ariel 06.20.06 at 3:09 pm

not only is lucy cute, but her chef is a sweetie poo!

4 grrrromit 06.20.06 at 3:09 pm

Did that Hamster REALLY just eat ham!?

5 punkpie 06.20.06 at 3:10 pm

bwahahahaha! too cute! I love the sprig o’ parsley

6 Jackie 06.20.06 at 3:13 pm

I never heard of a hamster eating ham..(Paauw is a dutch name..it means peacock..the bird)

7 ShelleyTambo 06.20.06 at 3:15 pm

I used to try to make mini food for my gerbils. It never looked this good.

8 A thinker 06.20.06 at 3:21 pm

Man. That guy *really* loves his hamster. Only the Dutch ;)

9 jaypo 06.20.06 at 3:25 pm

I adore Lucy!! “Electronics can be funny.” Yes, Mathijs, and hammies too. Your girl is one in a mill. No wonder you treat her like a little queen!

10 Sabba 06.20.06 at 3:29 pm

Yeah, ditto to grrromit and Jackie… I don’t know much about hammies, but is it okay for them to eat meat products?

It is an AAAAAA-dorable little hammieburger though.

11 A thinker 06.20.06 at 3:32 pm

If I recall correctly from my hamster-owning days (a looong time ago), hammies can eat bits of meat–they’re semi-omnivorous. (Not to gross anyone out, but they *do* eat their young occasionally, e.g.). If I’m wrong, I welcome correction from a more hammie-expert.

12 Laurie C 06.20.06 at 3:33 pm

That micro-burger alone is worth its own CO post.

13 Redzilla 06.20.06 at 3:41 pm

No! That is too adorable… a little hamburger for a little hammie! My hammies never ate ham (’cause it’s not kosher…didn’t know some hammies were Jewish, did you?), but they did love a delectable nibble of turkey or two.

14 M- 06.20.06 at 3:43 pm

*jaw dropped at the amount of free time some people have*

wow…

15 arbed 06.20.06 at 3:43 pm

Fantastic!

16 Cosabella 06.20.06 at 3:56 pm

I am starting to notice that guys with hamsters are cute. This guy looks adorable, and have you ever seen the guy with hammies often on this site–he lives in Japan, but I believe he is Peruvian?
Me-oww.
Who would’ve thunk it?

17 tm 06.20.06 at 3:57 pm

aaaahhhh, hamster tracker, the other place i waste my work day at. i saw this post a while ago and almost lost the diet coke out of my mouth ’cause it was so cute and funny. wooooooo, go lucy!!!

18 Blue Jeanie 06.20.06 at 3:59 pm

hamsters totally eat small bits of meat, cheese or egg. in the wild they eat bugs and other small critters.

19 A Fine Morsel 06.20.06 at 4:00 pm

Soooooooooooo cute!!!

20 olga 06.20.06 at 4:08 pm

there is something mildly disturbing about a hamster eating pig…

21 Redzilla 06.20.06 at 4:09 pm

Oh. My. God. When you click over to see Lucy’s website–I know you will–be sure to scroll down far enough to see the extreme close-up of her little foot. Swayt Jaysus.

22 Tugg's Mom 06.20.06 at 4:27 pm

aaaw! that makes me wish i had a hamster!

23 Tugg's Mom 06.20.06 at 4:27 pm

aaaw! that makes me wish i had a hamster!

24 Tugg's Mom 06.20.06 at 4:27 pm

aaaw! that makes me wish i had a hamster!

25 Tugg's Mom 06.20.06 at 4:27 pm

aaaw! that makes me wish i had a hamster!

26 Tugg's Mom 06.20.06 at 4:27 pm

aaaw! that makes me wish i had a hamster!

27 Tugg's Mom 06.20.06 at 4:27 pm

aaaw! that makes me wish i had a hamster!

28 CuteOttersDotCom 06.20.06 at 4:43 pm

Reading Cute Overload has made me want to get animals that I’ve never thought were interesting before. Now I want to fill my house with hamsters, guinea pigs and bunnies!

29 jaypo 06.20.06 at 4:56 pm

Cosabella, you must be talking about Baru’s (may he rest in peace…) papa on http://www.baruchito.com. He loves his hammies and the commentary is so very sweet. There’s also a “mama” in the picture here. What a lucky gal she is!

30 jaypo 06.20.06 at 4:57 pm

working link:

http://www.baruchito.com

31 jaypo 06.20.06 at 4:57 pm

oops–guess you’ll have to type it. Sorry.

32 Arvay 06.20.06 at 5:03 pm

I gave my rats bits of most of what I ate. I’d even grate parm on their pasta, same as mine. I drew the line at pouring them tiny glasses of wine, however.

33 ebichu 06.20.06 at 5:16 pm

My late dwarf hamster loved to hunt, kill, and eat bugs – one of the reasons we named her Ichi the Killer.

She was a sweet bundle of evil, she really was…

34 A thinker 06.20.06 at 5:19 pm

payjo: next time, try popping the http:// in front of your link–should work.

35 belle 06.20.06 at 5:23 pm

I am so glad that Mathijs spends his time coming up with this stuff, so I don’t have to! Unreal and wow, and AWESOME!

36 jaypo 06.20.06 at 5:36 pm

thank ye, thinkie.

37 Lohan Roberto 06.20.06 at 5:57 pm

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38 Bleecker 06.20.06 at 6:04 pm

It might be cute, but you have WAAAAAYYYYYY too much time on your hands.

39 The Guy Over There 06.20.06 at 6:17 pm

I’m surprised Sanrio only sells the mini food toys but never lets you show you how to make them.

40 Cain 06.20.06 at 7:19 pm

Oh yeah? Well I use a hole punch to make White Castle burgers for my hamster. He’s just photo-shy, yeah…

41 alice 06.20.06 at 7:29 pm

Aww I always love seeing pictures of Lucy – such a pretty hamster! And totally cute of Mathjis to make those tiny burgers!

42 English Chick 06.20.06 at 7:44 pm

I must get a hamster so i can make those.
OR i will just make them for my own amusement.

totally cute!!

43 poyo 06.20.06 at 7:45 pm

I was under the impression that parsley is toxic for small animals? Hopefully that small dose won’t do anything…

44 alma 06.20.06 at 7:47 pm

Precious :)

Though … there’s something slightly twisted about serving one cute creature -piggy- to another. Would you believe my gerbils love Morning Star tofu ‘chick’ wings? Well, they do!

45 The Guy Over There 06.20.06 at 8:01 pm

Wait a mo, hammy-sized white castles using a hole punch? CIRCULAR WHITE CASTLES?? Blasphemy! What next, trapezoidal french fries? Square twinkies? Hammies around the world are being neglected of a proper junk food education.

46 David 06.20.06 at 8:01 pm

That’s clever. BUT…… how about some FRIES with that? THERE’S a challenge!

47 ccj 06.20.06 at 8:12 pm

that’s easy. grate potato and grill it…

48 J. Bo 06.20.06 at 9:02 pm

What– no mustard? That’s a sad ham & cheese sandwich with no mustard…

49 Action 06.20.06 at 9:02 pm

Now THAT is cute!

50 Teddy 06.20.06 at 9:10 pm

everything looks better mini

51 Concerned 06.20.06 at 9:34 pm

Ok, yeah, that’s adorable..but um. Ok. Public service announcement.

Pet rodents shouldn’t eat meat.

I rescued ten rats from an irresponsible guy who fed them cheeseburgers and kept them in one cage. Within three weeks, though they were living on science rat diet and dried fruit treat, in three clean and spacious cages, more than half of them were dead. They’d killed and eaten each other. They had acquired a taste and craving for meat.

Please don’t feed pet rodents meat, if they’re to be put in with another animal ever. It leads to cannibalism.

52 Errata 06.20.06 at 9:55 pm

“Concerned”, I really doubt that a few morsels of ham confetti now and then are going to awaken the hammies latent blood lust to quite that extent. Its not at all comparable to getting them used to a high meat diet.

53 J. Bo 06.20.06 at 10:14 pm

Rat cannibalism, hmm… “Concerned,” I think you may just have discovered the answer to New York City’s rodent problem. My God, man– you’re a GENIUS!

BURGERS FOR EVERYONE!

54 Arvay 06.20.06 at 10:57 pm

“Concerned,” I’ve had and loved pet rats for years, and also helped out with rat rescue. I have never heard of this in my life. My guess is, the rats died of compromised immune systems due to the poor care they received from that jerk you rescued them from (bless your heart). And the remaining ones ate the dead bodies. Some domesticated rats do this as a throwback to their wild ancestors (to clean up the mess so their nest doesn’t attract predators).

Thank heavens none of mine have done this (I’d have been traumatized!), but it is not uncommon.

And yes, I have fed them meat from time to time. And they were still the sweetest, lovingest, cuddliest wodents you’d ever meet. :* I miss them.

55 Redzilla 06.20.06 at 10:59 pm

Errata: Ham confetti! I love it. Perhaps for my next birthday party…

56 alma 06.20.06 at 11:52 pm

poyo – You may be right, but from my experience, parsley is to gerbils what catnip is to kitties what a couple cold beers are to humans. My gerbils love to get their party on with parsley.

57 snowball 06.21.06 at 2:57 am

i had a gerbil that would nibble on chocolate. he never got sick from it, but he probably got a nice little sugar high!

58 Kristen 06.21.06 at 3:47 am

“Concerned” I had two pet rats named Pixie and Vinyl. One day someone gave them beef jerky. The next day I found only half of pixie’s body in the cage. I immediatley covered the cage with a towel. I was very disgusted. So I can completly relate.

59 alice 06.21.06 at 4:09 am

Yikes to the cannibalism stories! Maybe make the burgers with veggie-tofu ham?

60 Aubrey 06.21.06 at 4:11 am

I was observing Step #1. Cheese is never optional. It is a necessity.

61 Christina 06.21.06 at 6:13 am

Be careful with the cheese, folks. I fed my hamster Ari some cheese and she immediately went crazy. She got all tense, bit me six or seven times on both of my hands, leaving them dripping.

Then she jumped out of my hands, and literally was jumping away from my mother, who tried to catch her after getting me to pay attention to my bleeding hands.

She was like a maniac that day, and was checked out. Ari was okay, and so was I, but it seemed triggered by the cheese, and so we never gave it to her again.

62 Aubrey 06.21.06 at 6:40 am

Oh, I’m sorry about your hammies’ cheese stampede! And your injuries, owwwie!

I was actually referring to myself. I mean, give me a pound of smoked provolone, unlimited time on CO and I’m a happy girl.

63 Netherland Dwarf rabbit, owner!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 06.21.06 at 7:52 am

Since when do hamsters eat meat? That can’t be good for them.
Cutie pie wee “sammich”
(sandwich) though :)

64 Kris, in New England 06.21.06 at 1:55 pm

Lucy has to be the most watched, most tracked, and most beloved hammie in history. Mathijs is obviously in love with his little girl – and who can blame him. Like many others here, I spend SO much time on C.O. and Lucy’s site….I took a few days off and the first thing I did when I got back was – yup – check out C.O. and Lucy!

65 Meg 06.21.06 at 1:56 pm

Hamsters are natural herbivores or vegetarians! This is cruel not cute! There bodies can not properly digest meat!

66 Wendy 06.21.06 at 2:01 pm

Hamsters are natural omnivores. In the wild they eat bugs as well as seeds. I have had hamsters for years and they always loved the occasional nibble of “people-food”. Though never as well-presented as this hammie-burger

67 Theo 06.21.06 at 2:47 pm

I hope like heck they don’t ever put ONION in those microburgers.

68 J. Bo 06.21.06 at 2:50 pm

“Cheese stampede.”

Hee!

69 Carlisa 06.21.06 at 3:35 pm

onion???!! *shhhhhh* :#

70 Blue Jeanie 06.21.06 at 5:07 pm

i totally suggest borrowing some books from the library on hamsters. you can read all about their natural dietary habits and their history. they are omnivores in the wild.

71 Beanie 06.21.06 at 7:46 pm

oh well.. cute but maybe use carrots instead of meat…

and i would need to eat at least 50 of those tiny burgers to fill me up!! hahaha..

72 Katiekinz 06.22.06 at 9:30 am

I thought rodents were vegetarians. Isn’t it a bad idea to feed them meat? And cheese is very high in fats. They should be getting the regulated amount through their food. I understand people food is good now and then but not as much as this little one got. A bit of lettuce every other day or so should be about it.

73 Horse 06.22.06 at 7:11 pm

I made my hammie Mittens one; He grabbed it out of my hands and took a bite!

74 bjoybead 07.06.06 at 5:47 am

Oh, call that a Hammy sandwich!

75 yuntrip 09.17.06 at 2:31 am

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