Meimi Hartman—you are a genius.

Meimi, if you are not already a profesh photographer, you better get on it. Look at this shot, for crying out loud. A SMILING HIPPO!? For God’s sake, get thee to National Geographic.

Hippage

Hippos might win the ULTIMATE ear-to-head ratio, BTW.

113 comments … read them below or add one

  1. shanchan says:

    Wow! I didn’t even know hippos *could* smile! Great photo!

  2. ceebs says:

    Hippo stubble!!

  3. Theo says:

    YEEP.
    That is NOT a muzzlepuff.

  4. jenn says:

    It could be gas.

    That is TEWTELLY a muzzlepuff. The definition is a floofy jowl. I believe there is definite floof…prickley but a floof nonetheless.

  5. michelle says:

    I love it! Even with the chompy factor, LOVE IT!!!

  6. sunnykat says:

    smiling hippo is cute but he needs a shave. i thought i was looking at an aquatic cactus!

  7. zelda says:

    Awww, he looks so happy and content. KISSES!!
    *smooch smooch!

  8. Mina says:

    Thats what I was thinking…hippo needs a shave. Cute though. :D

  9. Arvay says:

    He looks like a sunbather getting out after a week of rain.

    Not a muzzlepuff, a scrufflepuff!

  10. Sara says:

    What a beautiful hippo!! I love the nose

  11. jackie says:

    cute. cute. cute.

  12. Julie says:

    GAH!!! Smiley hippo made my day!

  13. CB says:

    dang. and i thought shaving my legs was a nuissance. imagine waking up to that scruff!

  14. karisma says:

    kewl!

  15. Julie says:

    …And that is SO teh ultimate muzzlepuff!!!

  16. constance says:

    hippo kiss :-*

    MUAH

  17. Lauri says:

    It’s muzzlestickles!

  18. A thinker says:

    NOSE PRICKLES!!

  19. Mel says:

    I love it!

  20. AuntieMame says:

    It’s the squint that really makes the smile.

    At first I thought it was some whacking, ugly fish and I was so relieved to discover that it was actually a hippo.

    *doesn’t like fish…*

  21. Redzilla says:

    ‘cha! Smiling hippo! If you haven’t been by BBC today, gotta go and check out the grinning baby zebra. You can practically hear him snickering at you.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/5125408.stm

  22. Lauri says:

    Holy Orthodontics, Redzilla! That is one hilarious zeber!!!

  23. Lauri says:

    Moist spinicles!

  24. SemanticAntics says:

    That smile is because it knows it’s one of the most dangerous animals in the world.

  25. Danielle says:

    That is awesome!!!

  26. Mel says:

    MEG! You should make this a greeting card. I’ve forwarded it to at least 8 people already.

  27. PuppyMomma says:

    There’s kind of eye-capsule action there too….

  28. Aubrey says:

    He’s also smiling because he knows he’s one hippo-notic example of style and good looks. He doesn’t stop talking about himself! That hippodroned on and on!

  29. Deborah says:

    Egad! Those whiskers on the muzzlepuffs look like the ones on a co-worker’s chin. How disturbing is THAT!

  30. Jenne_R says:

    I’m sorry but the words used here just crack me up (YEEP?)… LOL’ing at work… bad me.

    Pretty sure a hippo smooch would be rather pokey/spiney :(

  31. OMG that is ugly and so cute at the same time!!

    He’s so funny looking, but that big grin is so hilarious!

  32. Tony James says:

    Broody herr! As the pik was loading I thought Meg had found an albino strawberry somewhere (look, it’s been a long day, ok? :p) and had gone completely off the rails.

  33. Me says:

    OMG! So cute! But when it was first downloading, I thought it was a porcupine or something like that because I couldn’t see the bottom half…

  34. arbed says:

    mmmmmmmmmm albino straaaaaaawberries…..

  35. Tony James says:

    Meanwhile, in the world of things that should be cute but aren’t…
    Came across an Indian thing called a kitty party. My eyes lit up, as you can imagine – a room full of floofed and skwee’ed kitties, partying and snorgling – what’s not to like!? Alas, ’twas not to be…even the headline is misleading!! :(
    http://www.deccanherald.com/deccanherald/jan302004/she3.asp

  36. Fidget says:

    He’s puckering up to kiss the glass and give it a case of whisker rash. ;)

  37. angela says:

    Too CUTE, at first I thought it was a Walrus…A HIPPO, HOORAY!!

  38. Aubrey says:

    No, Angela, as I recall, someone else was the Walrus.

    Goo Goo G’Joob…

  39. ka9q's wife says:

    I think a kitty party is what my dad would call a hen party.

  40. Aubrey says:

    Only if you want to peck and choose…

  41. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Does anyone else remember a song about hippos called “Mud”? (Not that there’s any mud here. This is one clean hippo.)

    Mud, mud, glorious mud,
    Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood,
    so follow me, follow,
    down to the hollow,
    and there we shall wallow
    in glorious mud!

  42. *tara says:

    does anyone know if the “hippo stubble” has a purpose?

  43. Aubrey says:

    Can’t tell you – looks like you’ve come across a real stubbling block.

  44. Kyla says:

    verrry cute :)
    I don’t know about the millions of hair hole things on its face though… really bugs me :(

  45. greenighs says:

    “does anyone know if the “hippo stubble” has a purpose?”

    Makes hippo teens look older so they can date the hot college hotties.

  46. denise t. says:

    this is the only time i have ever thought to kiss a hippo!

  47. Carol says:

    So cute that I just made it the background on my desktop!

  48. jaypo says:

    Pricklepuff galore.

  49. hil says:

    you all need to get a life

  50. ceebs says:

    The Hippopotamus
    Ogden Nash
    Behold the hippopotamus!
    We laugh at how he looks to us,
    And yet in moments dank and grim,
    I wonder how we look to him.
    Peace, peace, thou hippopotamus!
    We really look all right to us,
    As you no doubt delight the eye
    Of other hippopotami.

  51. taion says:

    Hippos are always smiling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lightmatter_hippo.jpg
    Wonder what they’re so happy about.

  52. Annie D. says:

    Beautiful bristly creature!

    Now, can someone please come up with a smiling manatee picture?

  53. Aubrey says:

    Here we gather, all of us
    To praise this hippopotamus
    With his whiskers and his grin
    He clearly loves the style he’s in
    He may be large
    A floating barge
    But clubs still admit him free of charge

  54. Stacey says:

    I want to hug him, I bet he would fit nicely in a hug.

  55. Angela says:

    Awwwww! Look at the turned up grin. Look at the happy squinty eye! He’s so cuuuuuuuuuute!

  56. jaypo says:

    ceebs, Ogden Nash is one of my favorites, a writer full of goofiness!

    Aubrey, on other hand, is a goof full of wordiness. ;-)

  57. E. Collison says:

    doncha think both Ogden and Aubery are “full of wordiness,” jaypo? [mischievous smile...]

    Aubrey, I do like your poem, but I’d drop the “still.”

    Floating barge is great – reminds me of the hippo that was brought down *all* the cataracts of the Nile (back before they were flooded out by the Aswan High Dam) in a *bathtub.* See the book “Zarafa” if you think I’m making this up!

  58. E. Collison says:

    A very LARGE bathtub, I might add. (And just did!)

  59. A thinker says:

    A hippo in a bathtub. Floating down the Nile. Hmm. There’s *lots* of room for delightful speculation on that one. Photoshopping. Poetry. A children’s book. And so on…

  60. Aubrey says:

    EC:

    I had lots of problems with that last line. I wanted to indicate that despite his bigness, clubs would be willing to admit Mr. Hippo without paying cover. Using ‘But’ would seem to cover it, however to me it didn’t – here it comes – scan properly.

    But that extra syllable didn’t help, did it?

    What about:
    “Still, clubs admit him free of charge.”

    Phew.

  61. jaypo says:

    EC–god bless’em, yep!

    I just read a similar book called “Clara’s Grand Tour” about a Dutch sea captain in the 17th c. who brought a baby rhino back to Europe. They toured all the great courts and she was the rage of Europe. Clara lived till she was 18. True story, great read!

  62. jaypo says:

    Aubrey, how about:
    “He may be large
    A floating barge”
    Still, clubs admit him free of charge.

    Might work?

  63. jaypo says:

    ooops, not 17th c. Was in the 18th c.

  64. Aubrey says:

    Great minds, Jaypo, great minds!

  65. jaypo says:

    [big huggy to all]
    G’night!

  66. cuteness lover says:

    I wish we could kiss them, but then they’d bite or lips off, and maybe our heads. (I’m not sure if any of these words need apostophes, I am scared to use them now, so bear with me). It’s very cute though. I wonder how it would look all shaved?

  67. Dara says:

    Flanders and Swan(n) did the hippo mud song…hilarious english songsters…

  68. E. Collison says:

    jaypo, thanks muchly for the rec. on the rhino book. Now I must read it!

    I recently came across Pig on the Titanic, which was written for kids but should have great appeal for adults, too. It’s about a passenger who was able to use her music-box pig to divert the attention of the small children in her lifeboat. (All survived, and so did the toy pig, Maxixe.)

  69. E. Collison says:

    “Still, clubs admit him free of charge.”

    Wow – so easy! And I missed it. Nice to know that Cute Collective™ is out there, eh?!

  70. Drea says:

    yea thats pretty good.

  71. cuteness lover says:

    Does anyone remember that song, “I want a hippopotamus for christmas” It’s like a little kid singing the song. At first the song is slightly annoying, but then it’s kind of cute. Now I see why the kid wants one, because they smile!

  72. Piggalette says:

    Very cute. Now we must see a cute rhino! The hubby looooves rhinoceroseses. :)

  73. nightbird says:

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinosauruses, all I want for Christmas are hippopotamuseses…

  74. cuteness lover says:

    That’s the one NIGHTBIRD!!!
    I hang my head and say “I like that song”…..Only because it’s a cute song about animals though. I was always asking for weird animals like that when I was little.

  75. Liana says:

    Im really really sorry to burst the cuteness, but in the Puppies Category theres a comment thats really rude, its on the ktitens one too.. =(

  76. chelsea says:

    i like his freckles. or splotchy spots. but i like to call them freckles. :]

  77. eeeeeeek says:

    EEEEK! That is not CUTE

  78. ka9q's wife says:

    I think this Hippo is scary but cute, such a smiling sweet face. I know they kill people all the time but eye capsules people, c’mon.

  79. Norty says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhh

    *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

    thud.

  80. Jan Spencer says:

    Is it possible to snorgle a hippo?

  81. Redzilla says:

    I don’t remember any songs about wanting a hippo for Christmas, but I do distinctly remember *getting* Hungry Hungry Hippos for Christmas. An excellent game and one which does reveal the super product cuteness potential of hippos.

  82. Rayndrop says:

    “I don’t want a doll or a dinky tinker toy,
    I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!”

    Yes, cute song – and cute hippo. I agree, the little hair-holes with the tufts of bristle coming out are kinda gross/bizarre, but that just gives him the ugly-but-also-cute appeal.

    Somebody mentioned manatees and I am thus forced to ask – WHY ARE THERE NO MANATEES HERE?! Manatees are, in their own blubbery, aquatic way, cuter than puppies, kittens, and baby hamsters all rolled into one. I positively ***ADORE*** manatees. I demand manatee-ness!! NOW!!!

  83. Teddy says:

    gessshh, it’s HUGE

  84. pheral says:

    yay for hippos and seacows and all sorts! YAY I SAY!

    and yay for these: http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/

    which just took up about an hour of my time. the hamster has particularly cute legs. aww.

  85. Theo says:
  86. brownamazon says:

    Random fact: in Africa, more people are killed by hippos every year than any other wild animal. Apparently they’re extremely agressive, unpredictable and dangerous. Oh, and they have the charming custom of spraying their liquid poop all over the place, using their tails as a kind of high-velocity eggbeater, to mark their territory.

    Still–outrageously cute ETH ratio (and don’t forget the eye capsules!)We forgive your delinquent behaviour, hippos!

  87. Dannee says:

    Well, jeez Theo, now that’s gonna be stuck in my head all day. xD “Dugong, dugong, it’s the cow os the sea-ea-EA!” xD

    This guy’s prettty scary ’til you see his little ear. xD And then it’s all “I may have exploding cacti in my mouth, but I’m still adorable!”

  88. MikeyFur says:

    Such a funny face! Are there any baby manatee pics out there? That would be really cute. . .

  89. ariel says:

    i LOOOOOOVE the dugong!
    one chewed on my sandal in the fla keys when i was small

  90. Redzilla says:

    “Apparently they’re extremely agressive, unpredictable and dangerous. Oh, and they have the charming custom of spraying their liquid poop all over the place, using their tails as a kind of high-velocity eggbeater, to mark their territory.”

    I think my husband is part hippo.

  91. Theo says:

    [tries vainly to gouge out mind's eye with spork]

  92. Redzilla says:

    Yeah, Theo, everybody always acts like having a great imagination is a good thing, but sometimes, don’t you wish you were a bit duller?

    Anyway…smiling manatees…check out this site:
    http://cars.er.usgs.gov/Education/sldshw/manatee/Image4.html

  93. Amy says:

    Yeah, guys, the brillo-pad chin doesn’t impress me…and I wouldn’t want to kiss that one on the nose either, hippos kill more people in Africa per year than sharks, lions, and alligators combined.

  94. jaypo says:

    Well, RedZ, that hippo is proud of himself for somethin’…

  95. Amy says:

    Hehe! I didn’t see Theo’s comment, sorry bout that. Hate to be redindant.

  96. Fatal Fury says:

    Uuf! Just a little bit bigger and it could have been my new wallpaper. :p

  97. brownamazon says:

    Red: Egads. You must be a saint, woman! Or else you pay your cleaning lady very well.

  98. ka9q's wife says:

    I don’t know, if you are going to hold reprehensible behavior against an animal then look at what dolphins do to each other and sometimes attempt with humans, small boats, interesting rock formations and by one account i read a herring.
    http://outside.away.com/outside/magazine/0999/199909outthere.html

  99. Bubbles says:

    (Last line of the Hippo Christmas song) “…And hippopatamusses like me too! They do!”

    I’m with the manatee side of the room. Thank Poseidon I live in San Diego and can spend all day in the manatee exhibit at SeaWorld. Unfortunately my husband now refers to me as his “little sea cow.”

  100. crrash says:

    Maybe shaving on your day off is opptional in the animal world too?

  101. abbynormal says:

    When this was loading I thought it was gonna be a baluga whale…they are always smiling too.

  102. Theo says:

    Belugas are *squishy* though (seriously!); this water-horse is *spiky*.

  103. Bubbles says:

    Ooh! I loves the fat, squishy-headed belugas, too!

  104. Sera says:

    I’m sorry to say, but this picture kind of grossed me out. I think it’s the gargantuan hair folicles.

  105. Theo says:

    Maybe those are transceiver antennae. It’s Sea Sputnik!

  106. Redzilla says:

    I think I like the pic ’cause it reminds me of my hairless cat, Flannery. She’s the same color as Hippo, and she also has the completely truncated whiskers common to hairless cats. So, when she gives me extreme kitteh close up kisses in the morning, this is kind of what I see.

  107. Krissy says:

    WhHAT a great photo!!!!

  108. Clotypus says:

    Such an awesome picture. A shame they’re vicious, dangerous brutes :)

  109. Clotypus says:

    Btw, Hippo whiskars = awesome

  110. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Thanks for the information about the song, Dara–the odd thing is I heard it as a kid on a record my folks had by a group called Serendipity. I’m perfectly willing to bet it was a cover version. :)

    A bold hippopotamus was standing one day,
    on the banks of the cool Shalimar…
    He gazed at the bottom as it peacefully lay
    By light of the evening star…

    (can’t remember the rest of that verse)

    (And then later in the song all the hippos decide to jump in the river… can’t recall the first half of this verse, but–)

    They dived all at once, with an [can't recall word] splash,
    Then rose to the surface again
    A regular army
    Of hippopatami
    All singing this haunting refrain…

    Repeat chorus!

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  112. cuteness lover says:

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  113. stephanie says: