Chinchillaz

Nervous McStabby: WOT UP, MY BRUTHUH!!?!

Mr. Sniggles: AW YEAH. THAT’S WOT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Nervous McStabby: KNOOOW WHAT I’M SAYIN?!

Mr. Sniggles: YAY—McSTABBY IN THE HIZZAND!

Chinchillaz

Sara B—Better make sure they don’t multiply…

69 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Cookies says:

    Finally! It’s been way too long since you posted any chinchillas :)

  2. Dan says:

    Aww, they remind me of my chinchilla.

    <3 Skittle

  3. Aly says:

    Hee hee! Sooo cute.

  4. Therese says:

    How could anyone make coats out of something this cute? It’s criminal.

  5. barking says:

    MMM-that’s some good chinch!

  6. lauri says:

    Awwww, they are all confused! Very cute! And so snorglable.

    And three cheers for the “nosicle” in the glossary! Yay yay yay!

  7. girlladyfriend says:

    a palmful of chinchillas makes the medicine go down!

  8. Tony James says:

    Aaagh! No! They’re back! And the RAWK!
    http://www.rathergood.com/datsuns/

  9. Holly says:

    Aww…wittle babies! I like watching chinches do their sand spinning. It looks like great fun!

  10. Theo says:

    ‘Scuse me, but… “Nervous McStabby”???

  11. zelda says:

    Ha! They look SO SWEEPY… just up from a nap… and a wee bit crabby, too.

    Therese, I agree – the thought of anyone wearing another being’s FUR makes me sick. Ugh!

    Tony – man, you woke ME up! RAWK OUT!!

  12. jaypo says:

    “McStabby” indeed….??? Does one of them have a blade hidden in that fuzz?

  13. deltabob says:

    They do look crabby – you got me up for this!

  14. OMG so cute!! So cute!!

  15. Jay Fry says:

    Oh. My. Goodness. So cute and soft… they look like big mice, only fluffier and cuter.

  16. jaypo says:

    Crabby, stabby, sleepy chillas
    Waitin’ for a chance to kill us.

  17. Trish says:

    five-head!

  18. Laura says:

    Awwww, chinchilla cuteness! <3

  19. pheral says:

    meg.. weirdest blurb ever? :/
    totally went over my head.

    but, very cute furry grey chinchilla-heads, so all is well. :P

  20. jaypo says:

    I think we might be able to wave our Mary Poppins wand and banish the disquietude of the commentary. Something on the order of “Chinchilla, chinchilla, chinchinchuree…”

  21. FFrreedd says:

    Squee! I have a white chinny at home that’s like 9 years old now and I loves him very much! I saw these little grey poofs and (you’ll excuse me) my head asplode.

  22. Theo says:

    a brace of black-hearted chinchillas
    established Las Plumas Cuchillas
    they plotted, they schemed
    my scansion they yeemed
    like mini-grammarian ninjas

  23. E-Snorgle says:

    Yo yo! In da hood they’re called ‘Chillaz.

    As in “Those ‘Chillaz be stone cold hand chillin’”

    Word.

  24. Deloni says:

    *cries in the corner*
    That link scared the crap right out of me Tony James!
    waaaaaaaaah

  25. M- says:

    Awww….. they look so soft… so cute….

    Do they make good pets?

  26. Redzilla says:

    Here’s another animal that makes me uneasy–owing to their skitteriness–but that I long to cuddle. That fur! And then the effect of the tiny face on the seemingly giant poofy head!
    Tell me, honestly, can you snorgle chinchillaz? I need to know if my fantasy can ever come true.

  27. arbed says:

    Along with my ? about the captioning, I must ask Theo: what’s this scansion yeem thing that I’ve seen mentioned a few times now? I think I must have missed something.

    Oh, and cute note: outside my doctor’s building this morning were a whole slew of eeee weeee froggies. And I mean seriously weeee, like maybe a half-inch long, jumping all over the place. And then there were two groundhogs at my bus stop!

  28. Theo says:
  29. Theo says:

    YEEM is also related to NARN which can be found here…
    http://www.samandfuzzy.com/clairesp.html

  30. you guys r silly says:

    These tasty little chillas are the Snack Of Choice for those discerning cuterians whose heartier appetite is just not satisfied with the SMALLER (yet JUST as tasty…) hammie morsels seen in earlier posts…

  31. pheral says:

    >>then there were two groundhogs at my bus stop

    could yuo see their shadows?? i think that means you’ll meet Bill Murray on a rainy day!

  32. jaypo says:

    YEEP! arbed, ’tis your lucky day. Mine was Saturday. Found a fat little toad sitting in my casement window. I picks him up and puts him safe by in the lilies.

  33. AlinaBeans says:

    *sniff*

    /me remembers Chi-Chi, her wee little chinchilla from years past with a little pang of longing and a tear in her eye.

    I loved when she took her bath in the dust. Such a sweet little girl.

  34. E. Collison says:

    Soooo goofy (captions). Luv ‘em!

  35. TheLuna says:

    Arbed, I went hiking a week or so ago and the trail was *swarming* with frogs about that size … I’ve never seen so many! I thought it might be a coming plague, but my dog felt it was just an appetizer buffet.

    (To ward off angry frog-loving posts … No, I did not let doggie eat any of the wee jumpers.)

  36. Aubrey says:

    Chinchilla
    Chinchilla
    Chin chin chill-ee!
    It’s sweet to be lucky
    To see two today!

    Chinchilla
    Chinchilla
    Chin chin chill-oo!
    With fur that’s so soft
    And a beautiful hue

    Uses BEF for good
    And that’s lucky too!

  37. pistache268 says:

    Oh squeeeeeee ROUND HEADS.

  38. Lizzy says:

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! They’re so wittle! So wittle ittle! They must take the most adorable wee dust baths. *squees uncontrollably*

  39. zelda says:

    Aubrey gave me an earworm! Aaagh!

  40. Aubrey says:

    Zelds:
    I am indeed startled. WhadIdo? WhadIdo?

  41. Loredana says:

    they are a Chilean animal

  42. Lauri says:

    OMG….yeemyeemyeem and narn!!!
    Sooooo funny!

  43. sunshine says:

    my goodness! that is CUTE!

  44. The Guy Over There says:

    Chinchillas are the most blessed of rodent kind for being so utterly sweet and having the cutest qualities of rabbits and squirrels.

  45. Selo says:

    Which one’s Nervous McStabby and which is Mr Sniggles? I MUST KNOOOOOOOOW~

  46. Carolina says:

    Aaaaww, they look grumpy even when they’re babies! Chinchillas are so huggable, I bet a good hug would cheer ‘em up ^_^ (mmm, not really)

  47. juggle geese says:

    They look so cuddly. And of course it does not help to know that chinchillas have the softest fur of all land mammals. Shouldn’t so much soft fur transfer in a way to the computer screen? Squeee!

  48. Andréa says:

    So much fluff in such a small space!

  49. E. Collison says:

    “Zelds:
    I am indeed startled. WhadIdo? WhadIdo?”

    Oh yeah, play innocent, Aubrey – but we got yer number, gurl!

  50. Aubrey says:

    “but we got yer number”

    I’m counting on it…

  51. AuntieMame says:

    *badump tish*

  52. Jackie from Michigan says:

    Awwww…two wizzle chinnies! We used to raise them, but we don’t anymore.

  53. YIKE! Jumped sky-high when I got to the “narn” pic! Now i’m ROTFLMAO at MYSELF! I love it!

    Incidentally, you people have me researching limericks. God have mercy on my soul. I learned a new word too. Anapaestic.

  54. sunshine says:

    Anapaeistic…cool word!

  55. sunshine says:

    but what does it mean?
    can anyone tell me?

  56. Oh and how, sunshine.

    Adj. 1. anapaestic – (of a metric foot) characterized by two short syllables followed by a long one

    The typical limerick rhythm . . . duh-duh-DAH duh-duh-DAH duh-duh-DAH . . . with, of course, variations. Apparently the important part is that lines 1, 2, and 5 ryhme and have three beats of stress (the DAHs) and 3 and 4 rhyme and have 2 beats of stress.

    Unstressed beats (the duhs) are a little more flexible and fluid, by my opinion is they shouldn’t be awkward, and the whole thing should lilt and jig.

  57. E. Collison says:

    ElfOwl, u r redonuklously learned!!!

    but maybe sunshine was referring to the cap-shuns? Just a thought… ;)

  58. Aubrey says:

    EC, I notice that the ‘b’ in line two was not capitalized. Shun not the Caps…

  59. Theo says:

    There’s such thing as *too* proper and correct, Aubs.

  60. E. Collison says:

    I tend not to hit the “shift” key when I’m typing fast, and generally don’t use it at all if my wrists are hurting. This from someone who is absolutely fanatical about errors when doing copy editing.

    So. ;-)

  61. well, E.C., it could be. i thend to get tunnel vision when i’m on a research trail. my mind is currently filled with stress, meter, rhyme, and rhythm. and the definitions of esoteric words for the description thereof.

  62. E. Collison says:

    “…definitions of esoteric words for the description thereof.”

    Indeed! Esoteric words are a fave of mine, too…

  63. Theo says:

    SCINTILLA!

  64. cuteness lover says:

    Baby Chin’s have got to be some of the cutest babys ever! their little heads seem to big for their bodies,but in a cute way. they do grow into them however. we need more chins!

  65. Fidget says:

    Awwwwww! Those sweet widdle sweepy faces!!! I want one!

    And late to the party on the NARN picture, I love the reaction shot where the bunny (on the left) has fainted dead-away. LOL

  66. s says:

    they look too sleepy to be givin props and shit. they’re all sweepy and tie tie. their faces are all mooshed up from so much squishing in their sleep. i bet they’re all super warm too…swooooooon

  67. Ashley says:

    hahahaha

    i think that is my favorite caption to date..

    “Nervous McStabby”…

    classic.
    :)

  68. ceebs says:

    LOL—I was driving home today & spotted a pub called “Tipsy McStagger’s” & thought of Nervous McStabby!

  69. Muffin says:

    CHINCHIL-LALAS!!!!!!!!!!!!