Suspiciously delicious

by Meg on June 22, 2006

You can really taste it’s fragile and delicate qualities—the American oak, the touch of berry—haunting! brilliant!

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Cory P., and "Petunia Olive" ANOTHER brilliant submission!

{ 74 comments }

1 chackler 06.22.06 at 7:19 pm

And fine crystal too!

2 A thinker 06.22.06 at 7:23 pm

“Eep! Maybe if I sit *really* still in here, nobody will notice me…quiet…”

3 Tony James 06.22.06 at 7:23 pm

“One mouse martini, Mr. Bond – shaken, not stirred.”

4 E. Collison 06.22.06 at 7:23 pm

Looks read to grab lips/tongue of an unsuspecting drinker! [Hee.]

5 Laurie C 06.22.06 at 7:25 pm

This is the evening complement to the hammie in a teacup we had previously.

6 AuntieMame 06.22.06 at 7:27 pm

The 2006 vintage has an exhilarating bouquet of wood shavings and a hint of toilet roll…

7 fw sunshine 06.22.06 at 7:29 pm

(deep inhale) it has an excellent nose (swirling glass) and legs!

8 A thinker 06.22.06 at 7:33 pm

lol, AuntieMame.

9 zelda 06.22.06 at 7:37 pm

Ah yes, a velvety taste, rawther amusing, really.

10 hrh.squeak 06.22.06 at 7:45 pm

“Do you expect me to drink!?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to SNORGLE!”
Bwaahaaaahaaaa!!!!

11 snusnu 06.22.06 at 7:47 pm

And sometime lurk I in a gossip’s bowl,
In very likeness of a fluffy ham,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
And on her wither’d dewlap pour the ale.

12 hrh.squeak 06.22.06 at 7:49 pm

Snusnu – ’tis brilliant thou art.

13 Kara 06.22.06 at 7:50 pm

Wow, this reminds me of a friend who taught me how to fake a wine-tasting — choose a random person nearby and describe them (nose, legs, finish).

So … a fuzzy nose … prosh legs … and an adorable finish?

14 Kris, in New England 06.22.06 at 7:55 pm

How piquant!

15 Kris, in New England 06.22.06 at 7:56 pm

And look at the legs on this one – a fine vintage, no doubt about it.

First prize!

16 LisaLou 06.22.06 at 7:59 pm

People, can we please take a moment for the hairy, humanish, hammy hands? I’m dyin’ here!

17 Redzilla 06.22.06 at 8:02 pm

Seems to me like this is a variant on, “Where are we going? And how did I end up in this handbasket?”

18 chacha 06.22.06 at 8:04 pm

a rare blend of teeno grigio and teeno noir, distinguished by a slightly dusty bouquet and whiskery topnote, with a sweet, somewhat linty, lingering finish

19 CB 06.22.06 at 8:04 pm

This needs to be a new category: Rodents in Beverage Containers.

20 esme 06.22.06 at 8:06 pm

This drink has a bit of a bite!

21 Theo 06.22.06 at 8:06 pm

I think that’d be a subcategory of Pets In Pots…
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Pets%20in%20Pots

22 Aubrey 06.22.06 at 8:10 pm

It’s at only the finest homes that this liqueur is served, the warm, vibrant, snuggly Hamarreto.

23 Claire 06.22.06 at 8:11 pm

Is there anything that dwarf hamsters do that isn’t adorable? I swear my gerbils have cuteness proformance anxiety next to these!

24 MaggieBelle 06.22.06 at 8:24 pm

Look at you, Punny McPunnerson (Aubrey)! Hamaretto!

I love it!

25 Sally Tomato 06.22.06 at 8:27 pm

Enough with the hamsters…let’s see some puppies!

26 Theo 06.22.06 at 8:29 pm

Pfft, puppies… how about some OTTERS?? ;)

27 Mel 06.22.06 at 8:32 pm

That’s got a nice nose on it.

28 Aubrey 06.22.06 at 8:32 pm

Wow, did I have too much to drink, or what? I was hammered!

29 Paula 06.22.06 at 8:39 pm

Pawsies!!!

30 shanchan 06.22.06 at 8:59 pm

So cute! But distracted, b/c it’s “its” people! I know, I’m anal, and I apologize for that…

31 connie 06.22.06 at 9:01 pm

shanchan: lol, I didn’t catch that, and I’m usually really anal about that stuff too…

32 Theo 06.22.06 at 9:03 pm

Shanchan & Connie — I like to use “obsessive” rather than… well, that other word. Usually.

33 pheral 06.22.06 at 9:10 pm

shanchan, it’s a matter up for discussion, because the apostrophe can also indicate ownership, taking the place of the word ‘of’. In this case it would be “the fragility of the taste” so the apostrophe may still be relevant.
But that’s an argument i have never yet found anyone to resolve for me, and i’m not sure myself. Why is this post making me want to speak so eloquently? I didn’t even know i could spell that, for christs sake. I’m going to go watch some more star trek before i get clever.

34 Theo 06.22.06 at 9:12 pm
35 pheral 06.22.06 at 9:17 pm

it probably would have, but it took so long to load that it was tragically sabotagued by my short concentration span. ‘whee’ i though, ’shiny things!’ and wandered away from the monitor.

fairly sure i was all wrong about the whole ‘of’ thing in this case though anyway, because i confused the grammar in that sentence. Nothing like being wrong, builds character, or something. :P

36 Theo 06.22.06 at 9:19 pm

You’re just gonna have to watch it, Pheral. Once you get past Mr. Taupin’s intro, I promise, you won’t be able to look away. Think “train wreck,” only campier.

37 pheral 06.22.06 at 9:28 pm

m’afraid it’s doomed, DOOMED! the page just sits endlessly loading in my browser, stuck in tiiiimeee ::makes wibbly lines with paws:: tiiiiimeeeeee
OMG SPACIAL ANOMONONOMONONOMALY!

now i shall be unconscious for a bit. snorgle well whilst i am gone, fair teho.
::commences with the snoringness::

38 arbed 06.22.06 at 10:04 pm

Just to continue the “obsessive” grammar line: “its” is the only correct version. With “it”, an apostrophe only indicates a contraction, like “it is” never ownership. Ownership is always “its”.

And, uh, cute pic. ;-)

39 shanchan 06.22.06 at 10:22 pm

Theo- I… don’t know what to say. Holy moly.

40 pinkle 06.22.06 at 10:36 pm

The expression on it’s face seems to be: “whoahhh! Trippy! I’m *in* something but I can see *through* it! Dude!”

41 AuntieMame 06.22.06 at 10:44 pm

And just to put the finishing touches on the obsessive grammar lesson, an apostrophe is NEVER used to make a plural, UNLESS not using the apostrophe creates a different word that would confuse the context; i.e., when you mean “a’s” and “i’s,” and not “as” and “is.”

It also occurs to me to wonder if the crystal goblet isn’t the hammy’s cleverly disguised spaceship. Maybe we’re being invaded…

42 hedgedog 06.22.06 at 11:11 pm

No you CAN’T do THIS to me… I work in an oenological lab, my first thought when I caught a glimpse of the pic was “oh my, how seriusly reduced and dreggy… whups… never mind…”
I know I’m too work-centered, but… have you really to bring up my sore points? :)

BTW… either this becomes the new logo of my lab or I’m quitting…

43 Aubrey 06.22.06 at 11:19 pm

Theo, if you don’t find otters here, you must turn your mind outside and outwards – to Otter Space. The cute is out there.

44 ElfOwl, B.S., M.A., I.W.T.F.M. 06.22.06 at 11:20 pm

Somehow I’m evily reminded of the Fancy Feast commercials where that gorgeous white persian is fed its meal from a crystal glass . . heh heh heh!

45 shelley Noble 06.22.06 at 11:37 pm

Meg and all, have you seen this CUTE! kitten playing with the laptop screen yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXTDovB9K8

46 ka9q's wife 06.22.06 at 11:53 pm

Thank you Theo. At the risk of dating myself i saw that when it was broadcast as a young child. Maybe that is what made me the weirdo i am today….I know it was horrific then and it still is. But at least it is not Leonard Nimoy singing about Bilbo Baggins. Hey nice Turtle neck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCecnhJ3LUw

47 hrh.squeak 06.22.06 at 11:55 pm

Yeah, ElfOwl, but *this* Fancy Feast bites *back*!!! Heeheehee, imagine the look on a kitteh’ face when confronted with this. Probably seriously confused!

48 hrh.squeak 06.22.06 at 11:58 pm

Dear Lord, the Nimoy video was Seriously Awful. ka9q’s wife, you are a Truly Twisted Person for even knowing about it.

49 Theo 06.23.06 at 12:51 am

No worries Ka9q Lady… I’m twisted enough to know that vid, AND to have shown it to our teens.

o__O indeed. Nimoy and Shatner = the old one-two punch.

50 M- 06.23.06 at 1:27 am

Can I have mine in a martini glass please…. I much prefer my hamsters with vodka! *g*

51 Jan Spencer 06.23.06 at 1:33 am

Reminds me totally of the “MIME IN THE BOX” thing… you know, trying to get out. LOL VERY cute!!!!!

52 Michelle 06.23.06 at 1:56 am

::blink::

How long will it take to recover from the Shatner/Nimoy one-two punch, Doctor? Will I ever be normal?

53 ka9q's wife 06.23.06 at 1:58 am

hey i am still in therapy for seeing the Shatner thing as a young girl. The Nimoy video was sent to me by a LOTR loving twisted person. I actually saved a copy to my hard drive.

54 ka9q's wife 06.23.06 at 1:59 am

At least Nimoy is not reading his “love poetry”. What were they thinking when they published that stuff…Goes to look at bunnies to get it out of my head.

55 Aubrey 06.23.06 at 2:24 am

ka9q’s wife: have you heard him sing ‘I Love Making Love To You’? I’d be slamming down glasses of hammies until the images that conjured up totally evaporated from my mind.

56 Meg 06.23.06 at 2:55 am

OMG, Theo and ka9q’s wife, you have really made my day with these videos. Not too long ago, across the bay over in Oakland, a theater held a “Shatfest” of ALL Shatner’s finest works. I hope they played that one.

Hot damn that was awful! I gotta go find his rendition of “Tambourine Man” now.

Spock out

57 Dara 06.23.06 at 3:16 am

Was it the scansion comment? Being a grammar nazi, I feel sooo comferbuls here with you guys!

58 The Guy Over There 06.23.06 at 3:42 am

Make sure not to mix it with the cuppa ham from before.

Remember,

Cuppa before berry leads to something scary.
Berry before cuppa and it’s a pure upper.

59 ka9q's wife 06.23.06 at 3:45 am

OK the best Shatner thing in ‘Free Enterprise’ when he rapped Shakespeare.
NO i have totally not heard ‘I Love Making Love to You’. *Goes to look for it with kitties on standby for emergency snorgling.

60 mir 06.23.06 at 4:15 am

Aubrey – LOL!!! “I was hammered”! That’s knee-slappin’ good, it’s so bad! Hahahahaha!

61 Theo 06.23.06 at 4:23 am

OMG Meg — Somebody made an INSANE flash video, not too long ago, of the Shatner-ized “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” Oh man oh man where is that thing?…

…yep, this is it:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670057?htv=12

(were we talking about hamsters, at some point?)

62 mir 06.23.06 at 4:27 am

OMG – that Bilbo Baggins business is evil! What those girls must think of that performance now! Can you ever live that down?

63 Aubrey 06.23.06 at 4:28 am

You’ll need those kits. I picture him ’singing’ this in an ill-fitting turtleneck – polyester, no doubt. Terrifying.

My company does the PR for a DVD distributer – one of their titles was ‘Free Enterprise’. I was able to watch it, and Shatner was pretty funny. The title did well, and we were off food stamps for another month.

64 Mina 06.23.06 at 9:24 am

This reminds me of those commercials for Fancy Feast cat food where the cat food is served in a glass similar to that….could the mousie be doomed?! XD

65 pheral 06.23.06 at 11:40 am

hey, have to say all this grammar talk has been educational because i finally took the time to look the proper usage up, and you guys are right that you don’t have to indicate the posessive with ‘its’, same as you don’t have to with ‘his’ or ‘hers’. Quite glad i found out for sure now!

Aaaaaand back to the hammy. I can just hear his little voice echoing around in the goblet, “hallo?”

66 Theo 06.23.06 at 2:45 pm

Pheral — Yay! Now we can work on our spelling.
;)

(hint — two sets of double s)

67 Vanadis 06.23.06 at 2:48 pm

did it make anyone else think of those awful pictures of people where they look like they’re in a brandy snifter? For some reason this was popular in the 70s-80s.

Hammie here one uped them, not only does he actually fit, but looks much cuter :)

68 Keela 06.23.06 at 3:35 pm

Why the hell is there an apostrophe in that “its”?

Brrrr …

Cute drinkable hamster, though.

69 Clotypus 06.23.06 at 6:09 pm

mmm Hamster Cordial. Lovely bouquet, hairy follow through :P

70 Jessica 06.24.06 at 3:09 am

what kind of hammie is this anyway? some sort of blue dwarf variety?

71 Theo 06.24.06 at 3:18 am

Indeed — this is the very rare Lesser Netherlands Norwegian Blue Dwarf Cordial.

72 McBoing 06.24.06 at 6:12 am

I will not drink merlot! I wil not drink fucking merlot!!

73 cuteness lover 06.25.06 at 4:18 am

The only thing that could make this cuter is a little hammie burger next to it, or a piece of cheese….but then we might be overwhelmed.

74 Dani 08.18.06 at 9:05 pm

why me! the tea cup again!

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