Well said, Hilary S.!
Just like our dear little friend Pricilla, "Isis" the cat makes a sudden appearance out from UNDER THE COVERS OMG PON1ES!!! BBQ!!!
[Clenching sheets for dear life] aaaaaaaaaaah!
“UNDER THE COVERS ACTION”
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what beautiful eyes!!
What does PON1ES mean?
KITTEH NINJA!
Tewtawly Ninja! did you see those claws!?
one, two.. kittehs coming for you..
heehee.
BIG GLAREY KITTEH EYES.
…thunder thunder thunder thunder Catz! ShaZam!
…”I am coming to KEEL you! I am the KITTEH of DOOM!”
Wahaha! This kitteh looks just like mine – including the crazed eyes!
I has TEH P4W555.
I PWN j00.
Clearly kitty is being pulled under the covers by the Evil Duvet Monster. This, people, is why you should always close your closet door before turning the lights out. Think of the kitties, please.
HAHA… here, flip it!
http://imreallysad.com/459
oh my god……
LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!
I love kitties SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! Aren’t they just *THE*BEST* ! ! ! ? ? ?
&:o)
AAAHHH the attack of the kitties! Yup, and right-side up and upside down!
He’s here for our souls… run… RUUUUNNNN!!! *g*
There is also an eerie simularity to the ‘laundry bag’ kitteh of a couple months back.
She’s clearly on the hunt for teh ebil under the covers foot monster that must be pounced upon and given kicky-kicks!! Where is it?!
Obvy, TJ, these folks cannot read between the covers…;-)
…follow Theo’s link and find picture #172. Up close Kitteh tongue, with icecream!
…or turn it up a notch:
http://cuteoverlord.blogspot.com/2006/05/they-told-them-he-was-housebroken-and.html
I think I laughed more at the caption than at the cat. But the cat’s pretty good too!
OMGWTFBBQ!
All I can think of is the movie Poltergeist and the clown under the bed…
Sorry ’bout that. The kittie sure is cute, if a little creepy.
Kris NE — you’ve just described ALL cats.
HAHAHAHAAA!!!
I has TEH T0NG3!!! Booyaaahhhh. http://imreallysad.com/544
Theo – do you mean they are diabolical beasts intent on pulling you into the underworld?
Or that they are creepy but cute?
I just present the evidence. It’s up to you to decide.
http://imreallysad.com/570
Oh, no! It’s … it’s … Ker-AZY Eyes!!
My cat does this, too. I swear, her eyes spin around in her head, and she does this Berserker thing, pretending to rip the hell out of my arm, while keeping her claws sheathed and exerting no tooth pressure. But the tail lashes, and the eyes spark Ker-AZY Fire!!!
cat. under. covers.
PRECIOUS
Theo – seems like they are a little of both.
Diabolical and cute – what a combo!
I love the weight of the duvet pressing down on the ears and pulling up the forehead for crazed kitty eyes!!
My cat pees on my blankets and comforters.
I don’t understand why she does that to me. It makes my feelings sad. Sometimes she pees on my clothes, and I go to work and people tell me I smell, and I realize she struck again.
Really hurts my feelings.
LOL. the duvet is giving birth to eyes-nose-paws! lurv it.
“OK, OK – I pulled the tag off the blanket; now do I have to go in hiding?”
Ummmm, Bery Bery Qute?
Meg, enlighten us!
brad, your cat hates your girlfriend.
suggest u put it to sleep now (unless you too hate your gf).
Finn’s just bitter ‘cos there was no pit at the last Nails gig. (And her cats are snorgoyles.)
brad: maybe your kitty just likes über clean litter box?
my isis lets me know exactly when i’m pass due for scooping out the ol’ box.
Hey, Brad–my old kitty used to do that when she was mad at me for not spending enough time with her. Upshot–I had to close the bedroom door ALL the time, even when I was at home. That way I didn’t have to worry about “surprises.” She was a sweet girl, just very old and needy. Try closing up the bedroom. Or a pet psychic. I did that too.
interesting theory, kariboo. what is “litter box”?
theo luv, it’s impossible to leave a nails show bitter. bitten, maybe, but not never bitter.
and two negatives don’t make a positive.
#1. BBQ? can someone enlighten me?
#2. brad, if you’re being serious, one suggestion: pick up your clothes off the floor/bed/wherever, so she can’t get to them to pee on them! then, get her to the vet to be sure she doesn’t have a urinary tract infection, bladder infection, or other medical problem.
#3. kitteh!!!!11
PROOF that there’s a monster in the bed keeping you from climbing out from under the covers in the morning. Poor kitling doesn’t stand a chance unless she invokes the feline nap ability. The only way out is to hit the snooze alarm and hope the monster loses interest.
DLT– See Urban Dictionary entries on BBQ. Like most coined-this-week usages, it’s *certainly* not IOTTMCO (“Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer”)!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BBQ
Kinda Children of the Corn-ish. “I look cute, but really, I want to eat your SOUUUL!”
He looks like he’s sneaking up on some tasty bunny slippers
That cat totally reminds me of Snooch from Two Lumps. See?
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040329.html
That cat looks like he’s sneaking up on something all right. I say sign him up for the green beret! And then put him on stuffonmycat.com!
Mrooowrrrr!
Awwww…. look at that little pink nose of doom.
Good god, it’s like that moment in “The Grudge” when the creepy woman comes up from under the covers…
I have made the bedroom off limits her as well, but every few months, I am careless about closing the door and/or she sneaks in. It may be possible that on some occasions she has successfully worked the doorknob. Either that, or some visitor I am unaware of had left the door open for her.
Either way, on the rare occasions that I return to find my bedroom door open, I can be sure that my bed has been peed upon, or some articles clothes, or both.
I am very good with my cat. We have a close and forthcoming relationship. I do everything she wants me to do. I keep her litter boxes OCD clean (being nearly OCD myself), and she has shown no disdain for using it. She is perfectly healthy, and will use her litterbox exclusively so long as I can keep her out of my bedroom.
In response to DLT: picking up/hiding my clothes is actually disadvantageous. If she must break into my room, I’d rather that she show me mercy by pee-attacking my errant clothes instead of pee-attacking my bed comforter, which must be taken to the cleaner. Clothes I can wash at home.
Brad’s Sad
The duvet is clearly establishing its dominance over the kitty. I cannot wait until the kitty turns and takes a hunk out of the duvet.
And where was the duvet owner when these pictures were being taken?!!1
finn: are you being a smarty pants, or are you serious about the litter box thing..?
is it a canadian term? the box that the cats are *supposed* to pee in?
lol..it’s been a long day….
rsncrntz : holy crap. i laughed so hard a coworker had to ask if i was ok.
I think you can safely assume that Finn was messin witchoo.
OMG – so cute!
DLT — this is a little late, but here’s an illustration of the proper contemporary usage of “BBQ”
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20050321.html
Sad Brad – have you tried cleaning anything your kitty has peed upon with an enzymatic cleaner? Mere laundering with your detergent won’t necessarily do, it only reduces the odor to the point where we humans can’t smell it, but cats still can. The cat sniffs it, and thinks “That pee I marked that item with seems to have faded; I’d best freshen it up now” and so she does. An enzymatic cleaner (got from vets or pet supply places) breaks down the source of odor at the enzyme level, erasing even cat-sniffable levels of what they have left behind last time.
It looks like the poor cat is being pulled under by the monster under the bed.
Hilarious! What a weirdo! My cat is cute, but that buggy eyed look is the best I’ve ever seen.
That is not just any monster. It is the Evil Lord Stroud. He appears at will, either as King or Queen-sized. Loitering at every hospital corner, his henchmen blanket the earth, case every room, to find the perfect sacrificial victim, to slake his thirst for the highest thread count.
And when his victim is found, he is dragged to his underground linen warehouse – never to be seen again…
Brad, this is a random bit here, but my cat started peeing on fabric (mostly dirty clothing that had been piled up) when she had a urinary tract infection. I’m not sure why she did it, but she stopped when we took her to the vet and they helped her out. Perhaps your kitty needs a checkup?
Brad, this is a random bit here, but my cat started peeing on fabric (mostly dirty clothing that had been piled up) when she had a urinary tract infection. I’m not sure why she did it, but she stopped when we took her to the vet and they helped her out. Perhaps your kitty needs a checkup?
Brad, this is a random bit here, but my cat started peeing on fabric (mostly dirty clothing that had been piled up) when she had a urinary tract infection. I’m not sure why she did it, but she stopped when we took her to the vet and they helped her out. Perhaps your kitty needs a checkup?
Brad, this is a random bit here, but my cat started peeing on fabric (mostly dirty clothing that had been piled up) when she had a urinary tract infection. I’m not sure why she did it, but she stopped when we took her to the vet and they helped her out. Perhaps your kitty needs a checkup?
Brad, this is a random bit here, but my cat started peeing on fabric (mostly dirty clothing that had been piled up) when she had a urinary tract infection. I’m not sure why she did it, but she stopped when we took her to the vet and they helped her out. Perhaps your kitty needs a checkup?
Brad, this is a random bit here, but my cat started peeing on fabric (mostly dirty clothing that had been piled up) when she had a urinary tract infection. I’m not sure why she did it, but she stopped when we took her to the vet and they helped her out. Perhaps your kitty needs a checkup?
Does this remind any on of nightmare on elm street?? b/c that’s what I think of
Teddy
Don’t be scared of the kitty. He’s a real hero ‘tween the sheets. Or rather, with a name like Isis, a heroine.
I don’t know if any of you have seen this, but this cat fits in perfectly with the kitties from mycathatesyou.com. There are some truly hilarious, evil-faced ones there. Click on “Cats” in the links.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats
Isis is just looking for mice-es.
Somebody make that cat a tinfoil helmet!
I pwn this bed, Biocth!
Jen Fu, you asked what PON1ES means…. I believe it is a reference to the Slashdotting of Cuteoverload on April Fools, where the tagline for Slashdot that day read “OMG! POINES!!!” and the site was re-done in a non-geek friendly shade of pink. Meg, Theo, correct me if this is wrong!
You’re not wrong.
Haha I love this cat. Cats seem to take such delight in stalking, startling, and spooking others.
Alex, while on the subject of cats that hate you, did everyone hear about Lewis the Cat getting probation and house arrest? Luckily his life was spared. My favorite Lewis the Cat t-shirt slogan is “What are you lookin’ at?”
Check out Lewis’ story:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/20/lewis.lives.ap/index.html
Thanks for the update about Lewis! I really wondered what would happen to him! What I wonder now is will he have to wear a house arrest collar? How will they monitor if he gets out? I have sympathy for his neighbors, as my cat occasionally swats me when he’s too hungry. He’s on a strict diet. Poor guy!
That picture strikes fear into my heart. I think I screamed a little when I first saw it.
I’ve had days like that!
13. BBQ:
Nickname given to me Bubble Butt Queen because i have a big booty
“BBQ get ur big bubble butt over here!”
ehh?
I think I can now officially call myself old. I don’t understand a thing from this ‘BBQ’word.
Thanks for the lowdown on PON1ES. I appreciate it.
Jen Fu — wouldn’t that be the “hoedown” on OMG OMG P0N1ES??!?
^_^ It´s funny!
^_^ It´s funny!
w00t! Just found another Fearsome Kitters in Constintina’s blog…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/constintina/112356374/
You go away now. I are sleep.
Hehehe! This is Findus from the Swedish books about Pettson and Findus! Just look: http://hagwall.com/bilder/pettson_findus_tarta.jpg
this cat scares the **** out of me!! Am I really the only one?? It’s terrifying!!
I wanted to wave my cursor around and see if he would pounce!
I love how the comforter is pullllling the skin back on the cat’s head so it makes her eyes look reeeeeally scary!
Lol…this comments thread is full of only three things.
-OMG l33t!!11one
-Cat pee advice
-and Nails fans (w00t! Show on the 9th!…I think)
Half cat, half lizard !
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