Marmalade Submarine

by Meg on June 21, 2006

This just in! The U.S.S. Kitten HAS SURFACED! Just long enough to show delectable paw pads! This is indeed a rare sighting.

Catten_und_racken

Kat and Donovan, you have the con.

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Marmalade Submarine
06.21.06 at 3:05 pm

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1 Deloni 06.21.06 at 3:09 pm

Cute. I don’t really have anything to say, I just thought I’d join in this first post race.
Even though I’m usually just a lurker.

2 sylvie 06.21.06 at 3:09 pm

aww. first post, i bleen

3 mollence 06.21.06 at 3:09 pm

Cats ‘n’ racks!
Cats ‘n’ racks!

4 misskitka 06.21.06 at 3:10 pm

adorable marmalade kitteh and ample rack…two CO standards

5 Esther 06.21.06 at 3:10 pm

Cat-rack-putters, don’t you ever get scratched??

6 sylvie 06.21.06 at 3:10 pm

nope

7 brownamazon 06.21.06 at 3:15 pm

Brings a whole new meaning to the expression, “padded bra.”

8 misskitka 06.21.06 at 3:17 pm

I wish I had a cat small enough for C n R….or a rack small enough for that matter.

I do get the “biscuit making” on the chest which can become slightly painful…but the contented look on their faces is worth the “pain”

9 M- 06.21.06 at 3:20 pm

I would say this is at least a 9.5 on the cat n’ rack scale!!! *l*

10 Elizabeth 06.21.06 at 3:21 pm

I have to say, that this is the first kitten that I didn’t think “Why, oh Why would you do this?” It’s so little and twee that it could freeze without the warm boobies to snuggle up to.

11 Tony James 06.21.06 at 3:21 pm

Kitteh!! Yay!! Marmahlehde!! Just looks so cozy :)

12 Theo 06.21.06 at 3:22 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHHH!!!! I SPLOOODE!!!!!!

[spronk]

13 mariser 06.21.06 at 3:25 pm

I just love “U.S.S. Kitteh”.
and yeller kitteh! so anerable! so comfortabuls!

ahhhh! [poit!]

14 A thinker 06.21.06 at 3:27 pm

whoops! Another Cats ‘n’ Racks.

And *such* a baby! This one’s brand-new :)

15 connie 06.21.06 at 3:36 pm

Look at the jelly bean paw pad!

16 Erin T. 06.21.06 at 3:36 pm

Misskitka:
“Biscuit-making” on the boobies is like a breast exam, oww. But I feel all squee knowing my cat cares that much about my health. “Dude, check out channel 9!”

17 ariel 06.21.06 at 3:37 pm

mmmmmmmaaaaaawwwwwww!

18 ariel 06.21.06 at 3:37 pm

lil’ snuggly smoosh baby with the sweepy eyes all cozy in the boobs and confuzzled…mmmmaaaaawwww

19 martha in mobile 06.21.06 at 3:37 pm

Is this the first recorded Theosplosion(tm)?

20 A thinker 06.21.06 at 3:39 pm

oh no. Theo asplodes regularly. I assume he recovers in-between explosions…

21 ariel 06.21.06 at 3:40 pm

heck no, martha!
i’ll leave it to theo’s brain bits to coalesce & then link you to other ’splosions.

22 A thinker 06.21.06 at 3:41 pm

*high-fives ariel*

23 ariel 06.21.06 at 3:42 pm

*spins for a low, behind-the back five*

24 DLT 06.21.06 at 3:43 pm

i’d say “all hands on deck!”…but, given that this is a quintessential CnR, that might be considered sexual harassment.

still….KITTEH!

and ps. if you trim kitties nails or get ’soft paws,’ any potential pain from making biscuits on the b00bies is eliminated. ah, sweet biscuits.

25 Theo 06.21.06 at 3:44 pm

Heh Thinker… you can call me Theo-1000.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-1000

I takes a splodin’ an’ keeps on postin’.

26 Theo 06.21.06 at 3:45 pm

DLT — LOL!!!

27 Theo 06.21.06 at 3:46 pm

[tip of the mimetic liquid-metal hat to Ariel, as well]

28 A thinker 06.21.06 at 3:49 pm

Theo-1000!

I likes it ;)

29 misskitka 06.21.06 at 3:51 pm

thanks for the advice on limiting future biscuit-making-induced pain

I will say, however, that the main breast-exam-giver in my house is loathe to have her nails trimmed and she, like all the other cats in the house and my inner child, runs the place….

I think this little guy “needs” this rack…he looks fragile…so cute

30 jaypo 06.21.06 at 3:56 pm

Sqweet!

31 jaypo 06.21.06 at 3:59 pm

wow, teho, yer soooo kewl, dewd. Can you do a kitteh? ;-)

32 Eric 06.21.06 at 4:03 pm

What happens when this little one turns into a 15 pound cat and *still* thinks that’s home?

33 Theo 06.21.06 at 4:08 pm

Eric — something like this, probably, only rackier…
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/teh_0wch.jpg

34 Tony James 06.21.06 at 4:10 pm

Eric – you get a bigger bra ;)

35 Constance 06.21.06 at 4:15 pm

Catten Und Racken!

36 Theo 06.21.06 at 4:15 pm

Jaypo — maybe you should look *closely* at the kitties in those… well y’know.
;)

(Jaye — KIDDING, yes, ahem.)

37 SemanticAntics 06.21.06 at 4:22 pm

Just, exactly, how many kittens are in that shirt? By my measurements (volume, displacement), I’m thinking a good dozen.

38 jaypo 06.21.06 at 4:31 pm

Oh, T…sorry. I was distracted by the puppies.

39 Wisefool 06.21.06 at 4:33 pm

Ladies, I think it’s time we stop shoving defenseless pets down our bras. This is getting senseless.

I hadn’t thought of the scratch factor. I still have multiple little wounds from being stupid enough to wear a v-neck while bringing my rats to the vet (they don’t freak about shots, but they are terrified of being weighed on the postage scale).

40 Maybalee 06.21.06 at 4:34 pm

Holy meat balloons! :O Save the kitty!

41 lemura 06.21.06 at 4:57 pm

I think my rack would be hurtin’ if I tried to do that with my sharp pointy kitties!

42 xenmate 06.21.06 at 5:14 pm
43 kelly 06.21.06 at 5:20 pm

Kitties feel good down the shirt.

44 Teughcats 06.21.06 at 5:33 pm

When I click on a Wikipedia link from here, it hijacks my browser and won’t let me come “back” to the cute. Does this happen to anyone else?

Too jealous of the rack to comment on this pic… [pouts a little]

45 Claire 06.21.06 at 5:48 pm

Ok, this is getting out of hand. As the owner of a formidible rack, and two FAR MORE formidible cats, I demand a larger rack or smaller cats so I can get in on this cute little snugglie kittehs in cleavage experience!

46 Theo 06.21.06 at 5:54 pm

“this is getting out of hand”

It’s a hands-free Rack-Tacular™!

47 arbed 06.21.06 at 5:55 pm

Teughcats – instead of left-clicking on the link to go to the site, right-click instead and choose the option of opening the link in a new window. That way, the cute stays put!

48 Arvay 06.21.06 at 6:00 pm

Awww. I wish I had a kitteh to cuddle. I also wish I had boobies. :)

49 Theo 06.21.06 at 6:16 pm
50 Lori 06.21.06 at 6:24 pm

Whenever one of these cats-n-racks pics pop up, I just shake my head and sigh… and wait for a better picture to come up soon. Why is this considered “cute”?

51 alice 06.21.06 at 6:24 pm

I’m thinking about getting a kitty soon and I hope it looks just like that! OR a gray tabby like honk-shu kitty… but I won’t be able to balance the kitty like that *sigh*

52 Theo 06.21.06 at 6:28 pm

Lori… are you seeing the teenie tiny tiger tabbie in this picture?

Looks like Kat sees the cat, anyways.

53 Tony James 06.21.06 at 7:19 pm

Theo – if I had a pair of those I’d never leave the house!

That’s of course because the social rituals of the blue-footed boobies are so fascinating, especially the courting dances ;)

54 hrh.squeak 06.21.06 at 7:29 pm

Theo – Hahahahahaha!!! Yay for boobies!
DLT – Thanks for the reminder. Need to trim claws all around, despite trauma to everyone involved.
I love my kittehs, yes I do, but right now it’s ninety degrees in my living room and the last thing I want is a fur-covered hot water bottle. Even if it makes biscuits and purrs.

55 chacha 06.21.06 at 7:30 pm

My word, we’re feeling frisky today, aren’t we?! I love cats ‘n’ racks. And agree, the little fuzzies feel good next to skin. In the case of oversized cats/undersized racks, can recommend sleeping nekkid and letting the cats curl up alongside … all of the furz, none of the stretched-out deformed t-shirts. :-)

56 Theo 06.21.06 at 7:31 pm

I’m just waiting for Arvay to realize I pulled that link from her own site.
Dum de dum…

57 Aubrey 06.21.06 at 7:32 pm

Is this Victoria’s Cute Secret?

58 DLT 06.21.06 at 7:59 pm

aubrey: the cats, and racks, are MUCH sweeter here than at vickie’s. CO doesn’t require its CnR models to be emaciated drug addicts!

and, for all those with expansive cats or delicate racks…go buy an XL sports-bra-that-goes-to-the-waise (grr, can’t think of what they’re called right now). big kitties can still snorgle b/t the b00bies, you won’t have to worry whether they (the cats, not the b00bies) ‘fit’, they’re held close to your body, but not squeezed too tight (hence XL — or in my case, XXXL) and you can feel their soft fur all down your chakra line! how’s THAT for a solution? (let alone a great way to align your chakras?)

59 Aubrey 06.21.06 at 8:15 pm

DLT -
You are quite right; the only things I buy at VS are the flannel jammies: I always buy them one size too big, for the comfy factor is then multiplied much-fold! Kittens snuggling in flannel is just so stupendously right.

60 a 06.21.06 at 8:20 pm

Why, Theo, you duplicitous person!

Hoompf! *stamps foot and runs off to go eat some linoleum*

61 Arvay 06.21.06 at 8:24 pm

Oh the above post is me, sorry. I was doing that thing where you type in the first letter, and Mozilla autofills it, only I somehow hit the wrong keystrokes and only entered the letter rather than the autofill, and then… *hrrmph*

62 Jodi 06.21.06 at 8:25 pm

Oh, I see. That’s how you get a photo on this site…by including your boobs!

63 Theo 06.21.06 at 8:26 pm

Linoleum is an antidote for duplicity? Do I detect a modicum of disingenuousness?

64 Theo 06.21.06 at 8:28 pm

Jodi — Another trick that sometimes works is to include a long-winded hotel review.

65 Arvay 06.21.06 at 8:45 pm

No, eating linoleum is merely what one does when one is angry. Just ask Mr. B. :)

66 A thinker 06.21.06 at 8:45 pm

Actually, long-winded hotel reviews seem to earn you *several* photos.

67 Arvay 06.21.06 at 8:53 pm

An angwy wabbit earns you one. And then you have the interesting and entertaining experience of reading people admiring him and say how cute and precious he is, even though you know quite well that he is a vicious, savage BEAST who attacks without provocation.

Books and covers, people! Books and covers.

68 Theo 06.21.06 at 8:55 pm
69 Tony James 06.21.06 at 9:19 pm

Dewd! TwoLumps ROX! Total Pwnage!

70 Theo 06.21.06 at 9:23 pm

0WNAGE:
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040419.html

(I love how appropriate the title of this webcomic is to this comment thread)

71 M- 06.21.06 at 9:59 pm

OMG… you guys know TWO Lumps…. gotta go tell James he’s admired on CO…. he’s not exactly known for his “cuteness” *rofl*

72 Kat 06.22.06 at 1:17 am

Ok, so this was completely random and not in the least expected. I never intended for this picture to be taken, but I guess it was…I’m glad so many people enjoy it…**grin**

73 Rafael 06.22.06 at 2:44 am

I dare anyone to complain about this one. It so obvious that kitty needs the warmth.

74 Rich Fader 06.22.06 at 4:36 am

“Biscuit-making”? Sounds like the old Warner Brothers cartoon where little Pussyfoot is making her bed on Marc Anthony the bulldog’s back:

“Oof! Ow! Ooh! Unnngh!…[prrrrr...]…ahhhhh.”

75 Elwin 06.22.06 at 9:58 am

Omg, boobies!

76 little_fleabag 06.22.06 at 2:04 pm

LOOK AT THE MASSIVE TITS!

77 Sarcasta 06.22.06 at 2:04 pm

There are too many “Kat”s here! I’m a-switching to “Sarcasta”

Not that I wouldn’t mind that cleavage (and kitteh) being credited to me.

78 kat-owner of the kitten...and other stuff 06.22.06 at 7:37 pm

haha, i don’t think people would complain about it, but it wasn’t exactly a planned picture…i was joking around and my step-dad took the picture…so, yeah…and, no i never get scratched…and biscuts at that age, and older are fine for me, i love them ;)

79 Theo 06.23.06 at 3:08 pm

KITTINS.
Linked from the b3ta.com Friday newsletter…
http://patstew.f2s.com/serafine/Fiveweeks.html

80 hrh.squeak 06.23.06 at 6:03 pm

Theo – Awesome Kittins! I love especially the pic of Lyra looking up angelically, smile on her tiny kitteh face – “Yes, I *am* cute, thank you!”

81 Claire 06.23.06 at 7:10 pm

Did anyone re-read Meg’s original comment in a pirate voice?

Or was that just me?

Either way…

82 sunshine 06.28.06 at 1:42 pm

question:theo, why do you write so many messages to this site???

83 Theo 06.28.06 at 2:02 pm

Sunshine: Because I can.
Actually, there’s a couple of reasons:
1) I really like this site
2) I really like to write messages (lots of wordy folks here)

84 sunshine 07.02.06 at 10:11 pm

well, that’s fine w/ me!

85 Jake Oldfield 08.13.06 at 1:01 pm

If the kitty needs milk, it has a bounty of breast milk!!!

86 wolfboy 02.09.07 at 9:22 am

Nice rack!

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