Paging Zoe, your drawing is fabulous!

8-year old Zoe just captured the essence of C.O. in her simple gorgeous drawing, titled: "Cutie McCutestein". Zoe, WAY TO GO, girl! We can’t bear it either!!!

Cutiemccutestein

Thanks for sending in, Mom Rachel and Pop Kenny.

73 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Constance says:

    !

    PERFECT!

  2. lazyj says:

    perfection!
    “out of the….crayons?…of babes”. clearly zoe is a true fan (& arteest)

  3. hrh.squeak says:

    Oh, the eyes -

    Eight years old and she kicks all our ‘tocks. OutCuted.

  4. warrior rabbit says:

    And there’s a small ear-to-head ratio! And the tongue is out! And I think the paws are curled! Zoe gets an A in Rules of Cuteness 101.

    (Wow, second delurk in one day. Record.)

  5. Angela says:

    Aww! Just…”aww.”

  6. Kristine says:

    ilovethispicturesomuch!!!

    Excellent work Zoe!

  7. Arvay says:

    Hehehe!

  8. Wanda Ball says:

    Uncanny. I just blogged the kitten-falling-asleep video, with the caption, “The eyes! Oh my God, the eyes!” Does this so-called human child have telepathic powers of persuasion?

  9. Theo says:

    …Baroo??

  10. punkpie says:

    LOL! That is freakin ADORABLE! :-)

    She gets extra kudos for drawing the little “shine” spots in the eyes.

  11. lydia says:

    …I think you’ve found yourself somebody to follow in your happy trail, when the day comes.

  12. VaCKo says:

    McCutestein? Very multicultural!

  13. E. Collison says:

    Not only did Zoe put the “shine” spots in, she was most careful about rendering the irises and pupils.

    Way to go, Zoe! You’re the best.

  14. michelle says:

    Yay Zoe!

  15. eeeee says:

    Wow! only eight, future artiste right there.

  16. arbed says:

    fridge art rocks!

  17. Michelle says:

    Wow! Way too cute, Zoe! I can’t bear it either! :D

  18. Serena says:

    haha! hilarious!! indoctrine ‘em early, ‘eh? ;) love the pun too!!!

  19. Serena says:

    um… yeah, i’m stupid. it’s not a pun, strictly speaking. i was thinking to myself that the correct spelling is “bare” and thus zoe was making a pun for “bare” & “bear” and that her drawing was of a bear… but it obviously isn’t supposed to be “bare,” so… yeah.. i’ll go now.

  20. Theo says:

    No worries, Serena. We’ll bear with you.

  21. kate says:

    The previous cuteness of this website was extreme, but Zoe just took things to the next level. Nice work, Zoe.
    Well done grasshopper, well done.

  22. A thinker says:

    Yup, best to start ‘em young.

    Those parents sure have a lot of sense.

  23. Aubrey says:

    Serena, we don’t believe in pun-ishments here.

  24. bleh says:

    This is really stupid.

  25. Do you hear that?

    That’s the sound of a million people changing their desktop wallpaper image.

  26. AuntieMame says:

    Thanks for sharing, bleh.

    (Must be that regional accent again…)

    Way to go, Zoe! You’ve captured CO in a nutshell!

  27. Li says:

    The wee hiney and the teeny tail are killing me. Yay Zoe!

  28. Aubrey says:

    Zoe has a way with detail and composition which I hadn’t dreamt of when I was eleven.

    Seeing this ability to match caption with illustration, Meg – the next time you’re accepting awards out of town you just might have someone to step in!

  29. Lee Gibson says:

    SPEAK!

    Never thought I’d see a capybara on CO.

  30. alice says:

    Awww very cute bubble eyes! I can’t bear it either! :)

  31. Saint Stryfe says:

    Strongbad is actually a 8 year old girl? Lil Brwudder! Bwahh-ah-ah-ah….

  32. chibi says:

    sigh…that is so cute. way to go, Zoe! I didn’t get down the “eye-gleam” effect until my teenage years (mastered through copying manga during class). Brava!

  33. That right there, is a future illustrator.

    we are the superior race. ;)

  34. pheral says:

    aww what a sweatheart! that’s adorable.

  35. mariser says:

    Lee G.,

    you are right, it is SPEAK.

    cool! I mean, SPOON!

  36. Otter says:

    Two words that can describe this artistic rendition of cuteness:
    “Pure Genius”

  37. Doubleclick says:

    *applause* :)

    You’re a genius, Zoe!

  38. ariel says:

    proshness in pencil

  39. *rustling sound of 350 million parents scanning their childrens drawings to send to CO*

  40. zelda says:

    Zoe, you’ve captured the essence of CUTE!

  41. UM, I just noticed that Zoe cleverly added TOCKS to the bear.

    TOCKS!

  42. Theo says:

    Teeny tiny ‘tocks.

  43. Erin T. says:

    Dude, dare I say…T-shirt design #3???

  44. ariel says:

    YES!!!!!!

  45. E. Collison says:

    “Zoe has a way with detail and composition which I hadn’t dreamt of when I was eleven.”

    In my case, much later!

    I, too, nomiante Zoe’s drawing for the next t-shirt.

  46. Serena says:

    hahaha, theo and aubrey. puns aren’t just for groan ups, after all. ;P

    and yes! tshirt #3!

  47. Silence Dogood says:

    Great picture! The resident 8-year old at my house also shares an interest in cuteology. He was intrigued last night when I informed him of the existence of cuteoverlord.com. So cuteoverlord and this drawing are on the agenda for tonight.

  48. Theo says:

    Silence D — just to be clear, there *is* such thing as Cute Overlord (with an R) as well as Cute Overload (with the usual A).

    The yang to our yin:
    http://cuteoverlord.blogspot.com/

  49. arbed says:

    Normally I think that references to the next t-shirt design are thrown about with abandon, but in this case I heartily agree.

  50. mlle_x says:

    T-shirt? ABSOTIVELY. I want to hire this kid to do the logo for my company!

  51. Action says:

    I kind of think that cuteoverloRd is kind of cute too. A fun little page. Thanks for the link, Theo!

  52. Nova says:

    The more I look, the more I think: This kid is brilliant. Really good eye for the right details.

  53. E. Collison says:

    Oops, that was supposed to be “nominate,” *not* “nomiante.”

    And hey, cuteoverlord actually has some truly cute pics, including some of the supposedly scary shots. (Like the one with the flying Yorkie.)

  54. Brie says:

    Um, is that supposed to be cute?

  55. Muffin says:

    Kind of freaky looking. o_0 Love the caption though. XD “The eyes! I can’t bear it!” It’s a puppy, not a bear. The shape of the ears.

  56. Erin says:

    Not cute at all. wtf??

  57. tabbycat917 says:

    it’s cuteusmaximus!!!

  58. Fairywench says:

    I would buy this shirt. And this is the first time I have ever said that. Zoe will obviously do brilliantly at whatever career she chooses – unless she ends up working with lesser mortals who are threatened by her genius.

    Be careful, little Zoe – the world is full of mediocre people with bad attitudes!

  59. gammer says:

    OK I guess the only people left visiting this site are those who see cuteness everywhere, Brie, Erin, Muffin, and myself. I think that is one damn ugly freaky lookin thing, and I don’t care whose wittle pwessis feelings get hurt by hearing it. Ya’ll aint doin that child any favors by pretendin shes a (gag) genius, its a tough world, especially for artists, get some lessons kid. If I drew that, and didn’t pretend to be something other than a grumpy yet wise old lady, would you call me a genius? pahh, lets keep our standards high here people. The world is full of mediocre people with lame nicknames who think they are great because people lied to them.

  60. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Hey, gammer:

    She’s eight.

    Give her a break.

  61. Laurie C says:

    Looks like fairywench called it.

  62. arbed says:

    For some reason, the haters of this pic disturb me more than those on “the thread whose name shall not be mentioned”.

  63. mariser says:

    brak, laurie c, arbed, and others,

    you got it right. some folks either have “issues” to work through or are humorless/unsympathetic.

    to the Zoe-pic-dissers,

    whatsamatteU? the child is 8!

  64. CJ says:

    I don’t think it’s cute. But it’s not a bad drawing for an 8-year-old. I do think it’s kinda pretentious to put this on CO instead of, say, Mom’s refrigerator, like most kids.

  65. It’s cute, she’s 8, I’m impressed, and all the asthetically-challenged haters on this thread should print this image out, fold it into a small and pointy triangle, and cram it into the area of their bodies most frequently used for stuffing their squinty little heads.

    –TwoDragons

  66. Meg says:

    Denita, LOL! God God woman, hilarious.

  67. Lindsay says:

    Seriously, gammer & company. There are people more worthy of bashing than little girls you don’t even know. Like, wth. She did nothing to you. Why not leave your basement and tell somebody more deserving how much they ruin your life?

    I think it’s an awesome drawing. The caption is way cuuute.

  68. Bill says:

    Go Learn How To Draw!!!!!!!!

  69. Dragonlily says:

    Nice drawing! A girl’s heartfelt homage to Meg’s masterpiece “cute overload” = CUTE.

    Haters of any ilk are definitely not cute. Some of you need to get a life.

  70. Charlotte says:

    It’s a good concept for an 8 year old, but the drawing isn’t good at all nor is it cute. Sorry. When you grow up, you’ll hopefully be an expert. ^-^

  71. Jane says:

    My friend hates this picture. I can’t say anything about it….ok? I’m sorry…

  72. Anonymous says:

    Heh, I so totally agree with Gammer. I just don’t see how you think it’s “cute”. The eyes are good, but the square-ish head is huge and lopsided. The mouth looks disgusting, the arms are skinny…

  73. Theo says:

    …and it was drawn by an 8-yr-old, you moron, not Roy Lichtenstein (or even Stan Lee).