"…once upon a time the pwnee known as Tony James was adopted by ateenie-tiny pwner known as Siouxsie Boots (on account of beingmarmalade with 4 white boots). The pwnee thought he was being reallysmart by getting one of those catflaps with a solenoid latch that couldonly be activated by a small magnet attached to the collar ofaforementioned pwner. Pwner arrives, and is fitted with the magnet.Some nights later, the pwnee is awakened by anguished pwner yellingfrom the kitchen. Descended, expected the worst. Found pwner attachedto the fridge by means of said magnet. She didn’t see the funny side."
Sthunday Night Wrap-up
June 4, 2006 By