How daaaaaaarrrre you!

How could you!?!




That’s IT. I’m scratching your eyes out.


This and more Engrish fashion at CatPrin!
Nice work, Azi R!



  1. AuntieMame says:

    Heh! The kitties are so patient.

  2. Shannon says:

    … wow. These are not happy kitties.

  3. sweet jane says:

    LOVE the short tie.

  4. cute or sad?

  5. LOL! i used to have the frog-cat up on my desktop months ago! i had completely forgotten about these guys!
    *wipes tear away*
    good times…..

  6. Shannon says:

    Also, for a minute I thought I’d clicked onto stuffonmycat instead of cuteoverload. XD

  7. ROTF LMAO No way would my cats hold still for those outfits! But I luv em!!

  8. The eyes! The ears! You’re killing me!!!

  9. Laurie C says:

    Oh, the indignity! The pick ruff is kind of cute, though, since it matches the nose so perfectly.

  10. Laurie C says:

    “pink”, I meant, not “pick” of course.

  11. This is a definite case of feline abuse if ever I did see one. Poor pussycats – the humiliation. But we all love it nonetheless.

  12. chunkstyle says:

    Yes, I am going to have my kitties go corporate now. Neckties, tiny briefcases, late nights at the office, a scotch at home, and a Sharper Image stock ticker in the living room.

  13. those are the creepiest eyes i have ever seen! (the white cat’s)

  14. If you like that then you will love… CAT TOWN!

  15. wow. revenge will be quick and sweet. i love the white kitty….reminds me of my old one. i lurved her good.

  16. You’ve seen “Cat Town,” right?

  17. Oh my… I am in trouble now… sitting here laughing and crying at work after viewing CAT TOWN… thanks for the link!!!!

  18. brownamazon says:

    Ooo, Scottish folds! With wee accessories! Someone obviously made these lovingly by hand. I’m surprised there isn’t a kitty kilt. With a sporran made out of Burns’ “wee, tim’rous, sleekit, cooring beaties” (aka a mouse).

  19. Courtney says:

    That first cat looks the saddest. Full head coverage! But the second cat looks taken aback. I hope he wasn’t engaging in any illegal stock trading!

  20. The amusing thing is that the cats manage to look so dignified, and yet so pained, while clothed in their ridiculous gear. I do wonder what cats are thinking when we do stuff like this to them.

  21. Laurie C says:

    brownamazon, I’m pretty sure that the pink collar ruff in pic #3 is a woman’s hair scrunchie.

  22. oh my, scottish folds. *almost* equivalent to yeller kittehs in personality and awesomeness.

    the pinnacle of evolution is, of course, a yeller scottish fold, as exemplified by Milk:

  23. are the 1st and 3rd pics the same white cat?

  24. Tony James says:

    Definite candidates for CuteOverlord… 😉

  25. LOL to the Engrish at Cat “Prin” – especially the instructions. Apparently, you’re supposed to cheer and yell while you dress up your poor cat and give the cat a “hub.”

    Gorgeous cats, though! The first cat is definitely thinking, “I’m going to get you back. Just you wait.”

  26. Leilani says:

    When I was a wee little lass, I used to have a brown & black tiger cat named Butterball. I’d dress ol’ Butter up in my doll-baby clothes, put him in the doll stroller, and push him around the neighborhood. He was a saint amongst cats. I still miss him 30+ years later!

  27. Lillith says:

    I love the kitteh death glares.

    Pure loathing on Frog!Kitteh, righteous indignation on Tie!Kitteh and long suffering grief on FuzzyPinkBoa!Kitteh.

  28. How could you not?!

    I’m slow, almost an hour and i’m already the uptinth comment.

  29. urgh.

  30. Pic#1: Haha asshole, now take it off…
    Pic#2: She did again, she must die…
    Pic#3: You realize I must kill you now, right? No….no, seriously …

    *g* These poor cats, the indignity of dressing them up is bad, but documenting it for the world to see… ouch.

  31. There is a NHYEEEREEE in there just WAITING to come out.

  32. Wow, those cats are patient! They’re not giving the camera the best look, but my cat wouldn’t last a second in an outfit like that, not even talking about a picture being taken.

    Very very cruel things we do to cats to make them even cuter. =P

  33. Wisefool says:

    Oh sweet Mother! These pictures are clearly an example of what is not okay in cat ownership. I’m agog.

  34. George W. Bush says:

    I don’t care what anyone says; the white kitten is unmercifully cute looking.

    Of course he/she would look cuter WITHOUT the accessories!

  35. Jan Spencer says:

    That’s it…I’m done…”passes out from too much cute” THUD!

  36. WhiteKitty: “If you wanted a duck you should have gotten a flippin’ DUCK! HE is not a business man, I am not a duck, NOR am I a bloody MOVIE STAR (granted, an oversight on many people parts)! Now use those opposable thumbs for something USEFUL like opening that can of Fancy Feast. Twit.”

  37. Those cats know their human has to sleep sometime…

  38. their ears are freakishly small for cats that size/age.

  39. English Chick says:

    The eyes, The eyes!!!
    The cats now OWN me.

  40. Kc,

    “their ears are freakishly small for cats that size/age”
    and the eyes ridiculously large. that’s what makes Scottish Folds such an interesting-looking breed.
    NOTE: sometimes the earls are folded, sometimes not; regardless, there is always a small ear-to-head ratio.

  41. Dude, that last one looks like it’s straight out of the Simpsons. These are not happy cats. Why, oh why? If we keep doing things like this to our pets, they are going to turn on us. You just wait.

  42. Yes, I can just imagine: cats taking over the world; torturing every human possible. XD

  43. Aww Bunbun and buns are all nice and cool on the hardwood floor. And he’s totally trying to slide himself over to the water – “ehn!” A perfect summer picture!

  44. oops wrong post for wrong pic!

  45. Good God. The cat in picture three looks like he’s been put into a pink pillory.

  46. Driver B says:

    A coworker sent me to CatPrin a couple of years ago. . .the Engrish is almost more enjoyable than the kitties!

  47. These are Botox cats.

  48. abbynormal says:

    I would so not want to be owned by that last one. He looks like he is ready to kill someone.

  49. The Honourable Gladys Anstruther says:

    My gels would have your hand slashed and be out of the cat flap in two seconds. I think this demeans the cats. As someone once said a cat is a wild animal that chooses to live with you.Having said that, Scotish folds are weired looking like some sort of soft toy, so that these clothes don’t look that out of place.

  50. it’s one thing to dress your kitties up when you’re a little kid, it’s just plain odd to do it as an adult!

  51. wow, CO *is* moving up in the world – we’ve got W. Bush commenting 😉

  52. Or would that be moving down – your choice 😀

  53. English Chick says:

    Ive just realised that this is yet another eference to cats and dogs.
    Like when the maids are dressing mr Tinkles up in different outfits!?

    classic <3

  54. English Chick says:

    Of course i mean ‘reference’

  55. Kris, in New England says:

    This is just. plain. wrong.

  56. jenni joon says:

    Dammit! I have a HUGE deadline here at work & have been staying away from C.O. for TWO days now people. Yes.. it’s true. I finally cave and what appears before me?! I am greated with a borage of posts SO freakin’ hilarious that I have to close my office door. OBVY ’twas sheer folly to purposefully avoid C.O.(musta hit my head or something).

    Thank you, C.O.! I feel as if I could tackle that nasty ol’ deadline now….Bring it!!


  57. jenni joon – That happens to me, too, whenever I stay away for a few days. I get so bombarded with cuteness that I can’t process – my head explodes!

  58. eeeeeeee. adorably bored kittens.

  59. fawn lust says:

    oh, these are the greatest.

  60. “Dress her up! Cheer or yell!”

  61. They have the classic cat reaction: “Whatevs.”

  62. Those cats are plotting something so evil that it gives me the shakes.

  63. Oh dear Lord! That’s just SICK.

  64. jenni joon says:

    Alice – I feels yer pain.. (shaking my head in disbelief over myself). It’s gotten to the point where I now remind myself of what’s-her-name from ‘American Pie’- the line is “And *one* time, at band camp…” Except NOW? I’m all like “And one time, on…”!

    The way I look at it? My “vice” could be a LOT worse, right?! LOL…

  65. petgirl says:

    CATTOWN! that is frickin hilarious.

    thats made my day! thanks EL.

    heres the link again for those who havent seen it…

  66. Cat Prin rocks – in the best Japanese “kawaii” way.

    Here are the general instructions:

    “1. Dress her up. Cheer or yell, do whatever you like to enjoy the moment with your family.

    2. After you are enough with your joy, take a photo! Take some poses and leave her some cute photos!

    3. Remove her clothes and give her a hub, say “Thank you!” “

  67. Cat prin person on pic #1:

    “Look at her profile! It’s sort of blockhead but so cute!”

    On pic #2: “The least that handsome boy needs. A black shirt with a red tie. Essential anywhere and anytime, office(!?) and party.”

    Pic #3:

    “The most popular fashion of CAT PRIN!” (So there, you nay-sayers!)

  68. And that’s what’s goin’ down in Cat Tooooooowwwwwn!

  69. moonablaze says:

    what nobody’s got the link to the relevant something positive strip? fine, I’ll do it:

  70. OK, beyond the fact that these are some pretty cheesed off kitties, that’s a tie a Mafia hitman wouldn’t wear.

  71. E.C., the third kitty’s collar is the least absurd of the costumes – so at least I’m glad people are getting that one as opposed to the redonk “blockhead” (huh?) hat for the first one!

  72. Alice, check the Cat Prin page for the *rest* of the cosutme…

  73. Talking about well-dressed cats, has anyone seen the most-fashionable Gigolo Kitty?

    And his supremely absurd hats!

  74. The Guy Over There says:

    Bwa ha ha! The first one is the mascot for Gall Force!

    His special power is the ability to fly into your face and scratch you face off for laughing. I’m toast.

  75. CAT TOWN! Now appearing in the ‘MORE MORE MORE!” section of this site. AWESOME find…

  76. Bioflux says:

    I guess once again we’re “Getting Our Asses Handed To Us By The Japansese”! Those are great. But I think the website that they came from loses something in the translation.

    From Catprin:
    “CATPRIN, a tailor for cats. Ever imagined dressing up your lovely cat into a fabulous beauty? You don’t have to dress her everyday, in fact she might not feel comfortable with a dress on for days. Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies. “

    Uuuuummmm . . yeah. Dress up that kitty in a dress, oooh yeah, that should leave you lots of memories and, dare I say, fan-ta-sies. Who’s a fabulous beauty? Yes you are! Cause it’s your birth-daaaayyy.

    Look how serious those cats are. They know they gotta work hard and stay in school. And wear their little outfits. HEHEHE

  77. My favorite Engrish other than the blockhead quote: “Wow! Kind of scary! Am I?
    Cute cat becomes gorgeous and wild leopard! A single shawl acts as a foppish muffler as well.”


  78. pendlerpiken says:

    this is just scary.

  79. TwoShedsJackson says:

    Yuck – I’m gonna chunder. Sorry – but I really think sometimes the Japenese go way too far. I so hope those cats scratch and bite ALOT. Man – they look pissed off kitties!

  80. 2SJ – not Japanese; it’s Cat Town.

    Found this definition of redonkulous on (Cat Town’s site) in the “extras” section. It’s an MP3 and… well, just listen:

  81. Forget it, TwoSheds Jake-son. It’s Cat Town.

  82. In real life these kits would be totally NYYYYYYRRRRHEEEE!ing.

  83. it looks like it was raped then put in really bad clothes

  84. Really nice, June.
    [flips the bird]