Well it’s a one for the money, two for the show

by Meg on May 16, 2006

A THREE TO GET READY
Now, go cat GO

Elvis

Sender ‘Liquidmindquest’ prefers the young Elvis, BTW.

{ 67 comments }

1 blondie mae 05.16.06 at 11:47 pm

am i the first one? wooo hoo!
what is it? I WANT ONE!

2 NightOwl 05.16.06 at 11:48 pm

Call me crazy, but I don’t find this the least bit cute.

3 Kristen 05.16.06 at 11:49 pm

I agree. Regular ol’ gueanie (?) pig.

4 michelle 05.16.06 at 11:52 pm

I heart the piggie!
I want a whole herd (?) of them – my squeeing will match their squeeing!

5 Renee 05.16.06 at 11:53 pm

I guess it sort of looks like Elvis? Or perhaps Elvis-hair?

6 Theo 05.16.06 at 11:53 pm

’scuse? No cat NO.

7 Mel 05.16.06 at 11:56 pm

OhmyLORD it’s ELVIS! The KANG lives! *thump*

8 A thinker 05.17.06 at 12:03 am

I think it’s a Scottish terrier/guinea pig/My Little Pony hybrid.

That, upon scientific investigation, is the conclusion.

9 jaypo 05.17.06 at 12:06 am

A guinea kitty puppy pig! Way cute!!

10 pheral 05.17.06 at 12:10 am

aaaaahahaha! that’s fantastic. respect the quiff.

11 arbed 05.17.06 at 12:14 am

so *that’s* where my fluffy duster thingy went……

12 Cassidy 05.17.06 at 12:20 am

no jaypos wrong its an anerable pig puppy kitty guinea fish’s mom’s ancestor’s brother’s dog’s dad’s masters stuffed animal thing.
-oh i dont care its just cute and furry and thats all that matters-

13 alice 05.17.06 at 12:30 am

hehe I could not tell what it was either! I thought it was one of those mop dogs at first and then possibly a kitty. ‘Had a hard time finding its face, too. It’s totally a hybrid, A thinker et al! unless it’s from outer space.

14 alice 05.17.06 at 12:33 am

side note: REAL kitty on my lap here getting jealous of my looking at other cute animals and putting her head on my hand so I can’t scroll!

15 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 12:39 am

Nose and mouth argue in favor of this animal’s essential GP-ness.

16 jaypo 05.17.06 at 12:41 am

Awwwwwww! Alice, that’s so perfect–warm kitty chin on hand and golden eyes looking up, “Looky, mom, aren’t I perfect? Don’t you just *love* me?”

17 Aubrey 05.17.06 at 12:41 am

The mesmerizing gleam in its eye – plus the tweety-bird blankie – has me ready to do as I am bid.

18 Charissa 05.17.06 at 12:43 am

Nah, just more furry and hairy than cute

19 A thinker 05.17.06 at 12:43 am

It even has an astonishingly-red teddy bear. Theo, I think you’ve got some serious rivals to your couchmasters, there.

20 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 12:53 am

Perhaps if it started belting out the “Guinea Pig Song” a la young Elvis, we might take this more seriously? ;)

21 jaypo 05.17.06 at 1:07 am
22 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 1:12 am

Oh jaypo, you shouldn’t have! [Hee.]

My favorite is actually the “Bing Cavy” video.

23 alice 05.17.06 at 1:17 am

*giggles* to the guinea pig song, jaypo! That and Theo’s “Badgerbadger” song are going to give me an earworms!

24 alice 05.17.06 at 1:18 am

minus the “an”!

25 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 1:21 am

here’s a link to “The Real Bing Cavy” (Bing is also the star of the GP Song):

http://members.aol.com/bingguineabing/bingcavy.html

26 Theo 05.17.06 at 1:21 am

I can’t take credit for the badgers, Alice… that’s strictly Weebl’s fault.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/

27 Theo 05.17.06 at 1:24 am

E.C. — HOLY CRAP, I FOUND WALDO!

28 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 1:27 am

There are 60 different GPs in that video, y’know. ;)

29 jaypo 05.17.06 at 1:32 am

No, thank YOU, EC! I love Bing!!

30 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 1:42 am

jaypo: ??? Because Bing is the star of “The Real Bing Cavy”…

31 jaypo 05.17.06 at 1:43 am

EC, also–your comment was hijacked yesterday by another website… One of my comments was intercepted by a weird website tonight, on the roo pict I think. Makes me think I should run a few pest utilities on my laptop.

32 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 1:46 am

I know… It’s happened before, too. (Hijacking by other Typepad blogs.)

As for the bing Cavy vid., I love the part about hopping around like fatty litle antelopes. [Hee again.]

33 nilla 05.17.06 at 1:46 am

Aw, cute little goth piggie! *piggie smirks* “I am not ‘cute’; I am the essence of darkness, a fluffy child of the night.” *piggie sulks away and flops down into a dark corner to write melancholy poetry*

34 Aubrey 05.17.06 at 1:59 am

Oh, the glossy gothness…makes me want to pour myself some of my favorite absinthe – ‘The Green Cavy’ – and read a few pages of “Fleurs du Piggies”.

35 ElfOwl, M.A. 05.17.06 at 2:06 am

Heehee! Goth Guinea! Guinea Pig angst! I love it.

36 jaypo 05.17.06 at 2:11 am

“Because Bing is the star of ‘The Real Bing Cavy’…”

I love all of it! “His bum is on his lips/His bum is on his lips” Bing, such a silly boy but all the girls lof him…!

Yeah, he only gets a cameo in the link I posted… check out the credits.

37 sus 05.17.06 at 2:56 am

in my best steve martin voice – what the hell is that thing?

38 Jessica 05.17.06 at 3:02 am

hm. they post this crap but not mine. and my crap is actually cute. strange.

39 dazie 05.17.06 at 3:25 am

nilla- perfect. :)

40 arvee 05.17.06 at 3:33 am

oh snap. totally elvis.

41 Tony James 05.17.06 at 4:26 am

Horrified that he had yacked up another hairball on the blanket, Mr. Fuzzypants attempted to sculpt it into the shape of a guinea pig in the hopes that it would not be noticed.

42 BunRab 05.17.06 at 4:31 am

Abby-ruvian guinea pigs have funny hair. I love how they get crests or sometimes even mohawks. And some of them have tail fins or spoilers!
*I* think he’s cute, and that’s what counts!

43 Chellikers 05.17.06 at 4:59 am

Oops, last comment was a doozie. Stupid thing, running away before I could finish.

His hairdo is so “prosh”! I do adore the style of the shag lately. I can tell he’s really ready to surf it up with the big guys. Curl it next time, Mr. Elvees!

44 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 4:59 am

though, from another standpoint, this GP looks like it could be on cuteoverlord’s site – yikes! (That eye.)

45 hedgedog 05.17.06 at 9:04 am

what…is…THAT?

46 nnn 05.17.06 at 10:19 am

I thought it was the Black Rabbit of Inle at first

You need to find someone on the other side of the world to post when you are asleep, Meg

47 Alex 05.17.06 at 12:12 pm

I cant tell which end is which!

Just all black and fuzzy : )

http://r2000.blogspot.com

48 ♥'sG.D. & animals 05.17.06 at 1:27 pm

no, no, this isn’t really cute except for the velvet statuet of a sour-patch kid. i can’t even find the cats face!

49 ♥'sG.D. & animals 05.17.06 at 1:34 pm

jayp that was in an old post n herebefore, but i still love that song




^_^

50 The Guy Over There 05.17.06 at 2:00 pm

Someone saw a falling star and wished their toupee came to life! :O

51 Theo 05.17.06 at 2:14 pm

Someone must’ve been waaaay drunk, then. [mini-LOL]

52 ariel 05.17.06 at 2:43 pm

haw!
dood, i sthaw a schooting schtarrrr. i wisch my toupee was aLIVE! (stumble)

53 ariel 05.17.06 at 2:44 pm

wha?? dood, my toupee is grunting! wuaa-ah-ah, get it off me! (flings guinea-wig, sobers up.)

54 Theo 05.17.06 at 2:46 pm

OK, who’s been mixing Bunny Creams for Ariel again?

55 ariel 05.17.06 at 2:46 pm

haw haw, GUINEA-WIG!
JEENYUSH!

56 Theo 05.17.06 at 2:47 pm

…and, um, Ariel, what was up with that toupee, anyway??

57 ariel 05.17.06 at 2:48 pm

axschthually, i justh losth my thoo front theeth.

58 ariel 05.17.06 at 2:49 pm

and my hair

59 ElfOwl 05.17.06 at 2:52 pm

Now we know what to give Ariel for Christmas . . .

60 Theo 05.17.06 at 2:53 pm

I suspect this sneaky boy has a few more teeth than he started with. You might inquire. I mean, they don’t even *match*.
http://cuteoverlord.blogspot.com/2006/02/helloim-mr-dead_20.html

As for the hair…
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/767625/2/istockphoto_767625_bad_hair_day.jpg

61 ariel 05.17.06 at 2:55 pm

does that wig come with the tan face?

62 Jan Spencer 05.17.06 at 3:32 pm

Is that a lock of Elvis’ hair there in front of him on the bed??? Ohhhhh, please! I want it! I want it! (what’s ebay’s addy???)

63 aj 05.17.06 at 5:37 pm

That thing scares me. Just say no to glowing eyes!! Hello red eye reduction!

64 Kris, in New England 05.17.06 at 6:19 pm

Ooo – Pigeeeee! Too prosh. Give his back a little tickle and he’ll purr fur shure.

“So where’s the salad?”

65 kat 05.17.06 at 7:23 pm

aww cute pig, but all 13 of mine are cuter. ;) I have one that looks like that except she is ginger, white and black.. not just plain black. She is cuter than this one. I will try send it to CuteOverload.

66 maja 05.17.06 at 7:49 pm

Aaahh, the tragedy of the blacks! Whether it is a guinea pig or a cat. No matter how sweet and cute the animal, photo’s only show a black hole, nothingness, the void, with two (or in this case one) glowing eye(s). I nicknamed my little black cat Nazgul. .

67 chacha 07.11.06 at 8:11 pm

Gosh, y’all, I know he’s not doing anything in particular, but just the FACT of a guinea wig is cute! He’s a shaggy li’l Elvis fer sure.

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