From the monthly archives:

May 2006

Double Paw Tuckage

by Meg on May 25, 2006

Double Rule #20, ya’ll! And yes if you have two paws curled up, then it’s DOUBLE TWENNY! [slot machine sound]

Tuckage

What are the odds, Matthew R.?

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mmmmm Delicious steeeeeeeeak

by Meg on May 25, 2006

Mojo: [licking chops] Oh no she di-int!
Mojo’s Mom: I did. Happy Birthday, Kid!
Mojo: You’re gonna have to help me with that steak.

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Dellea P., you outdid yourself!

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It’s Bananular!

by Meg on May 25, 2006

BananularRing ring ring ring ring ring ring ring,

Bananaphone!

This is the dumbest thing. But the song is so great! So, watch it 15 times before you go to bed tonight. Night night!

Thank you, Cathy!

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Hungry, hungry hippo ;)

by Meg on May 25, 2006

Porcelain hippo casualities in Hamsterville! HEEEELP!!! Gulp.

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Ruby G. says this hamster goes by the name of "Loretta Jones." AND the hamster has a ‘husband’ by the name of Ricardo Jones. Hammies these days.

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Doing her best to kill us!

by Meg on May 24, 2006

As pointed out by E to the C, Bunny photographer “Oh Joy” is doing her best to KEEL all how come upon her Flickr photostream. DON’T LOOK or you may PERISH!152685082_f2b873405d

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…At least, that’s what sender-inner Vincent says. I’m inclined to agree! Someone has been using the Photoshop "Fluff" filter. I think it’s "Command-F".

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And, turn to the riiiight…

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Ono-mato-poeia!

by Meg on May 23, 2006

Baroo?! Ehn! Yeing, yeing, yeing Cronche! Snorgle.

A fabu list of animal sounds from "many lands" was corralled by Rebecca I. How does a Danish person imitate a baby chicken? "Pip pip!" How do the Japanese imitate a mouse squeaking? "chu chu" of course! Duh.

Click to find see he entire Animal noise page!

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Off the scales Fluffitude

by Meg on May 23, 2006

Dood! The Fluffitude is OFF THE SCALES! They don’t make scales that measure this much fluff. She’s even got FLUFF OVERLOAD on her ears. Too much for even HER to handle! Good God.

Fluffitude

This one hopped in by way of Hannah R., a rokkin’ designer.

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…we’re gonna party like it’s your birthday

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We’re gonna drink Bacardi like it’s your birthday

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Be-cause we don’t give a %#$!! it’s not your birthday!

Shortie the anerable rat terrier pup was sent in by his posse & Melissa H.

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Listen up, you Punks.

by Meg on May 23, 2006

Listen up, you Punks. I’m out to pasture, OK!? I don’t want to play your silly, "funny [makes quote marks with hooves] games",OK?I’m here to relax after a LONG career of working hard, OK? So take these GLOVES OFF MY HEAD.

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Dappled whinnies to Sarah N.

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