Off the scales Fluffitude

by Meg on May 23, 2006

Dood! The Fluffitude is OFF THE SCALES! They don’t make scales that measure this much fluff. She’s even got FLUFF OVERLOAD on her ears. Too much for even HER to handle! Good God.

Fluffitude

This one hopped in by way of Hannah R., a rokkin’ designer.

{ 86 comments }

1 lauowolf 05.23.06 at 6:09 am

And then the tribble stuck its face out.

2 arc219 05.23.06 at 7:47 pm

A cottonball with ears!

3 A thinker 05.23.06 at 7:47 pm

She reminds me oddly of Courtney Love. Or of someone I used to know. I’m not sure which.

Either way, the sly sidelong glance and the mod hairdo are priceless.

4 arbed 05.23.06 at 7:50 pm

“Oh dear, I just don’t know. C’mon, be honest. Are the ears just too much? Should I have stopped at the full-body fluff? Alejandro was just soooo insistent. And what shoes should I wear? Will it matter since they can’t even be seen? But really, what do you think of the ears? I want your honest opinion. Thanks, you’re a doll.”

5 TheIdleReceptionist 05.23.06 at 7:51 pm

I get the uncanny urge to sing the Cowardly Lion’s “If IIIIII were the KIIIIIIING of the FORRREEEEEEEST…”

Hmmm…I can’t imagine why…

(I’d RUFFFF! And I’d RUFFF!!)

6 Zelda 05.23.06 at 7:52 pm

I can see her on the cover of Vogue!

7 AuntieMame 05.23.06 at 7:52 pm

I dig the “come hither” expression.

(And yes, dear, I do think the ear fluff is a *bit* much!)

8 Zelda 05.23.06 at 7:53 pm

She kinda looks like a Dr. Seuss character, dontcha think?

9 Connie 05.23.06 at 7:55 pm

OMG!! She is hill-AIR-ious… I luv it…

10 Michelle 05.23.06 at 7:55 pm

mmmm cotton candy.

11 Trond Helge 05.23.06 at 8:01 pm

Now THATS a fluffy bunny!

12 Laurie C 05.23.06 at 8:04 pm

It looks like she’s made out of spun sugar. Sugar Bunny.

13 M- 05.23.06 at 8:07 pm

Somehow I see her being named Zsa-Zsa with a slavic accent and a bit much attitude…

14 Bubbles 05.23.06 at 8:07 pm

I think I know who took all the Lorax’s Truffula fluff.

15 regina 05.23.06 at 8:10 pm

There’s so much fluff, its squirting out the ears! Quick, someone put a hat on her so that the fluff stops overflowing!!

:)

reg

16 EricaE 05.23.06 at 8:17 pm

Zelda,

Actually, it is a Dr. Seuss character.
The rare Fluffula was once a prolific inhabitant of the Truffula forest.
Alas that plucky conservationist, the Lorax could not prevent the tragic deforestation.

And once the Once-ler
the last of the Truffulas hewed
The Flufullas puffed, and they huffed and they stewed
“Oh what shall we eat and where shall we hide?
For all that we need the Truffula povides.”
And they twitched their ear tufts and puffed their cheek puffs but no more could they see of the Truffula tufts.

http://www.ekcsk12.org/science/regbio/LoraxStory.htm

(For those who haven’t read the story, enjoy!)

17 Theo 05.23.06 at 8:26 pm
18 ariel 05.23.06 at 8:37 pm

GOOD god!

19 Janie Glass 05.23.06 at 8:40 pm

That is one georgeous ruby eye white french angora!

20 Jay Fry 05.23.06 at 9:00 pm

Cute fluff, but the red eyes are eeeevil.

21 Jude 05.23.06 at 9:01 pm

I bet she’s so, sooo soft. She looks like a luxury cotton puff.

22 Christina 05.23.06 at 9:09 pm

Kinda scary, actually.

Although I have to agree she does look like something out of Seuss.

23 Driver B 05.23.06 at 9:11 pm

Fluffiness galore, but this bun bun looks mean!

24 chacha 05.23.06 at 9:30 pm

Flufftastic! Not mean at all. Made to bury one’s nose in.

25 Zelda 05.23.06 at 9:32 pm

LOL, EricaE!

26 angela 05.23.06 at 9:33 pm

Weird….too weird.

27 ~KaZhmiR~ 05.23.06 at 9:35 pm

For some reason all I can picture this bunny saying is… Whatchu talkin bout Willis?!

28 Tiberia 05.23.06 at 10:02 pm

Awwwwwwwww….poor pink eyed buns! People think they’re freakish, but they’re just diferent… :)

29 Tracibub 05.23.06 at 10:09 pm

Red eyed buns = creeeeepy, not cute.

But the cute as a button nose and puffy ears are enough to make up for the eyes. Besides, isn’t that why god invented Photoshop??

30 Carlisa 05.23.06 at 10:14 pm

Aha!.. That horse put those gloves on his ears to try to impress this floofy ear bunny hunny.

31 monique 05.23.06 at 10:42 pm

that is the scariest thing i’ve ever seen! i’m gonna have nightmares

32 karen 05.23.06 at 10:50 pm

cotton candy with a bunny face! i love it!

33 Aubrey 05.23.06 at 11:01 pm

Bunny ear muffs. It had to be done.

34 E. Collison 05.23.06 at 11:36 pm

Look, this is a nice, normal angora rabbit. The poor thing had no say about its eye color. Could all you people who are “scared” please give it a rest?

More angora buns on this site:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/11/with_the_fro_im.html

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/11/cute_rule_2_an_.html (yep, they’re in a “rule of Cuteness” post!)

l_l
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35 Allie 05.23.06 at 11:41 pm

Dude, who put this poor rabbit in the dryer?

36 alice 05.23.06 at 11:41 pm

hm I could use this bunbun to powder my face! :)

37 jaypo 05.23.06 at 11:44 pm

We seem to have a theme going today of Things on Ears! The Fluffitude’s floofy ear poofs wave across the network to M. Le Cheval, who shakes his head and waves back.

38 alice 05.23.06 at 11:44 pm

Oh my barfing rainbows, E. Collison, the Rule #3 ones are so cute!!! I had forgotten about that one. “Uh oh, one of my bunny slippers has come alive!”

39 Jan Spencer 05.23.06 at 11:44 pm

Allie, I was JUST thinking the same thing…

“Just got my hair done, can’t do a darn thing with it.”

Also…IT’S BIG HAIR FROM THE 80′S! WE’RE ROKKIN’ WITH DOKKEN! WHITESNAKE, KISS, BON JOVI, RATT, POISON, I’ve had a few of these bad hair days.

It’s still freakin’ cute.

GET OUT THE AQUA NET!

40 E. Collison 05.23.06 at 11:48 pm

“the Rule #3 ones are so cute!!!”

So they are – like the “With the fro” bun, they belong to a woman named Betty Chu. Here’s her URL (*many* more pics): http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/

41 alice 05.23.06 at 11:57 pm

Thanks, cuteness galore!

42 Aubrey 05.24.06 at 12:03 am

Big hair/bunny: so is this bunny a…Hair Hopper?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095270/

43 Rafael 05.24.06 at 12:14 am

Wife:”Did you put the clothes in the dryer?”

Husband(exasperated)”Yes, I did.”

Wife:”Where is Bunny?”

Husband:”Oh…I don’t know?”

Dryer finishes cycle, Wife opens the dooor…

Bunny:”POOOF!”

44 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 12:15 am

Err… *this* movie has frightening bunnies (sort of):

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069005/

45 alice 05.24.06 at 12:21 am

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Wererabbit! Cute and scary (not really) bunbuns.

46 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 12:27 am

I love the floating buns in the Bun-Vac.

47 A thinker 05.24.06 at 12:39 am

Wallace & Gromit: ♥.

Their shorts (videos that is) are the best ever.

48 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 12:43 am

My favorite is the one with the evil penguin.

49 Aubrey 05.24.06 at 12:45 am

EC:
But can penguins ever REALLY be evil?

50 marcus 05.24.06 at 12:45 am

too much fluff for just one puff!

51 cate 05.24.06 at 12:53 am

Wow. Just looking at that makes me sneeze.

52 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 1:01 am

“But can penguins ever REALLY be evil?”

I have to plead the 5th here, lest I spoil a movie for someone…

53 A thinker 05.24.06 at 1:24 am

Penguins with chicken hats can be…watch out!

54 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 1:35 am

oooh – you’re gonna give it away!!!!

55 arbed 05.24.06 at 1:35 am

The penguins in one of the games on Pogo.com are called evil….. They steal the fishies that the restaurant guy needs. Oy! Just sayin’…..

56 A thinker 05.24.06 at 1:38 am

:-D

*sheepish grin*

57 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 1:40 am
58 Laurie C 05.24.06 at 1:47 am

EC, that is the most contented-looking sheep I’ve ever seen. Thanks for sharing.

59 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 1:49 am

I cannot tell a lie: Google Image found that pic for me.

60 Theo 05.24.06 at 2:46 am

Google is one of my playgrounds too… and damn, that is one peaceable, enlightened sheep.

61 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 2:51 am

Or simply contented?

62 RakeMeOver 05.24.06 at 2:59 am

cuteness in the form of puff.
(also testing to see if I can even post yet. Here’s hoping!)

63 Theo 05.24.06 at 3:21 am

E.C. — no, I think you’ve found a genuine Lama Sheep.

64 Diane 05.24.06 at 3:53 am

Does this remind anyone else of Tilda Swinton from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe?

It’s unCANny.

65 Theo 05.24.06 at 4:07 am

Diane — give this creature two swords, and it’s a dead ringer.

66 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 4:36 am
67 Mystery Wolf 05.24.06 at 7:34 am

Is that a tattoo I see on bun-bun’s left ear?

… or just some scribbly veins?

68 Mikael Romanenko 05.24.06 at 9:57 am

Oh my. (He/she) It looks really mean. Almost like it’s about to attack.

69 A thinker 05.24.06 at 1:03 pm

E.C., that is one *wonderful* sheep you found, there.

And methinks Diane has found the answer to whom this bun resembles!

70 displayname 05.24.06 at 1:44 pm

I didn’t know buns could get a weave.
You go, Girl!

71 Kris, in New England 05.24.06 at 3:19 pm

I don’t see “come hither” – I see “just wait until you’re asleep, human”. The poor thing looks so annoyed that this was done to her; or is it a him? Making this even more unseemly.

72 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 7:41 pm

“Done to her”? Err, nobody did anything to the bun, except comb it out a bit. That’s an angora for ya.

Ear tassels!

l_l
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73 A thinker 05.24.06 at 8:38 pm

They makes sweaters out of these bunnies, they do.

Well–not the bunnies. Their fur.

74 E. Collison 05.24.06 at 8:43 pm

Bunny wool – poor little angoras look so tiny after they’ve been sheared, but as needs must.

75 Tiberia 05.24.06 at 8:56 pm

Yes that’s an ID tattoo in bunbun’s ear – (s)he is probably a show rabbit, I’m guessing?

Did anyone else notice in Curse of The Wererabbit that the buns had PIG noses?!?!

76 TwoShedsJackson 05.24.06 at 11:00 pm

Checkout this sheep – they’re called teddy bear faced sheep – real breed name Southdowns.

77 Arvay 05.24.06 at 11:00 pm

She looks like a stripper!

78 TwoShedsJackson 05.24.06 at 11:01 pm
79 Lynn 05.25.06 at 2:01 pm

Could just be me, but it kinda looks like a goat.

80 Theo 05.25.06 at 2:55 pm

LOL!!!
…but such a beautiful, cold & wicked goat!

81 Mystery Wolf 05.25.06 at 7:52 pm

Tiberia: haha yeah but they’re hella cute though!

*imagines the rabbits all scared and huddling in a corner with their piggy noses*

82 may-queen 06.08.06 at 4:51 pm

Hmmm…I don’t think it’s cute. It’s kind of scary! Like I feel like shouting “Run away! Run away!”

83 angela 07.02.06 at 2:56 am

haha
wowwwww-yyy
this bunny
needs a hair cuttt
haha
talk about a bad hair day
but anywyas
it’s still cuuteee
but i odnt think you should let the hair grow that long
i mean
it looks like a dog
but w/e
it’s cute
and
that still countsss

84 Chelseya 07.23.06 at 6:28 pm

What happened?! :*

85 ashley 12.17.06 at 10:03 pm

eww..thats so ugly

86 Lisa 04.24.07 at 12:51 am

Meet the new spokesbunny for Aquanet.

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