Hey Shortie, it’s your birthday…

by Meg on May 23, 2006

…we’re gonna party like it’s your birthday

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We’re gonna drink Bacardi like it’s your birthday

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Be-cause we don’t give a %#$!! it’s not your birthday!

Shortie the anerable rat terrier pup was sent in by his posse & Melissa H.

{ 57 comments }

1 stasha 05.23.06 at 5:42 pm

Buntocks!

2 stasha 05.23.06 at 5:42 pm

Buntocks!

3 dwine 05.23.06 at 5:45 pm

so his leg is better now?

4 dwine 05.23.06 at 5:47 pm
5 TheLuna 05.23.06 at 5:47 pm

Look at the puppy claws in that first shot! You just know they’re razor sharp.

6 greenighs 05.23.06 at 5:51 pm

Happy birfday, puppy!!

7 M- 05.23.06 at 5:55 pm

OMG…. soooo cute…. it can be his birfday all day!!

8 *tara 05.23.06 at 5:57 pm

aw puppy booty!

9 arbed 05.23.06 at 6:03 pm

My god – I can almost see man-nipple! Have you no shame?

Heehee – had to say it.

How old is the pup? Do they get bigger? He’s such a cutie!

10 StormCat 05.23.06 at 6:11 pm

I’m sure I sound like a NUT in my office oooohing and ahhhing over this little pooch…OMG!!!! The second pic with his little stuffed animal is just to die for!!!

I wuvs him!!!!

11 A thinker 05.23.06 at 6:12 pm

Gangly awkward little adolescent legs–hee!

What a cutie.

12 alice 05.23.06 at 6:20 pm

Marble eyes scare me a bit in the first picture. True to the man-nipple!
What is that stuffed animal Shortie has there in the second picture? Looks like a stuffed turkey or chicken, no pun intended :D

13 Aly 05.23.06 at 6:21 pm

Is that a mini-lei? Hells no. That’s awesome.

14 alice 05.23.06 at 6:23 pm

continuing the song… I want to give THIS thug a hug!

15 JessJess 05.23.06 at 6:34 pm

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEH!!! So teeny tiny itty bitty wittle pup-pup! I just want to snuggle him to my bosom and kiss him all over (which won’t take long consider how small he is).

Positively anerable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 E. Collison 05.23.06 at 6:35 pm

The tacky plastic lei is funny, too…

17 Aubrey 05.23.06 at 6:41 pm

Eyes glazed, wearing a lei…this pup is hungover. He needs a bit of the hair of the dog to snap out of it.

18 Torie 05.23.06 at 6:45 pm

Where is it’s tail?

19 JAWjaw 05.23.06 at 6:54 pm

OMG Never even heard of such a breed! Has to one of the most adorable little teeeeeenist things I’ve ever seen!!!

20 jenni joon 05.23.06 at 6:56 pm

“..won’t you back that THANG up…!”

Pupper-tocks! Wah.. so cutie cute! And I *luv* how she/he has tewtelly accessorized with a pink lei. Work it, pupper! It’s yer burf-day!

21 Molly's best friend 05.23.06 at 7:21 pm

I like the pink eyebrow-type-things that match the inside of the ears!

22 Trish 05.23.06 at 7:22 pm

The little Jack in the Pulpit ear flops are k*i*l*l*i*n*g me. I lof dem. And the buff eyebrows… you know they move with each expression.
And, of course, the ‘tocks. Can’t deny the ‘tocks.

23 ariel 05.23.06 at 7:24 pm

schmooshie puppie bum snuggle w/the tiny stuffanimal &flopsy w/the shiny eyes! mrph!

24 Deloni 05.23.06 at 7:29 pm

Don’t forget about that ear flop!

25 jenny 05.23.06 at 7:33 pm

this cutie is amazing. however, a hairy naked man with a hicky is holding our beloved pup in the first pic. what’s going on?!

26 Jan Spencer 05.23.06 at 7:43 pm

My old supervisor had a rat terrier, and she brought him to work when he was a puppy….SO cute!!

27 wtf 05.23.06 at 7:43 pm

eeeeeeeewwwwww! hairy nekked man with hikky!! yick!!!! ><

but the pupper, OMG the pupper!! i vansh toooo shnorggggllllleeee!!! oh please oh please, lemme shnorgle????? **Meeeeeeeep**

28 Zelda 05.23.06 at 7:50 pm

SQUEEEEE!!!

29 TheIdleReceptionist 05.23.06 at 7:52 pm

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I bought my Rat Terrier at 8 weeks and this little dude looks NO OLDER than that. TOOOO much!!!

30 jenni joon 05.23.06 at 7:58 pm

DOH! Hickey!! Oh-mah-gawd.. ewww… cover that thing up, dewd! And people, are we SURE he’s nekkid?? Omg. Hope not. In fact, am gonna think he is NOT nekkid…

31 arbed 05.23.06 at 8:00 pm

Jenni Joon: He’s nekkid *AND* covered with hickies!!! RUN, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

32 Catwoman 05.23.06 at 8:05 pm

Stop obsessing over the human! Get a life! The puppy is adorable!! I want him!!!

33 Trish 05.23.06 at 8:08 pm

Why, I believe Senor Puppertocks is giving that little stuffed animal a hickey.
Will someone please think of the children?

34 regina 05.23.06 at 8:09 pm

Puptocks, ear flop, and a strip on his head…MUST SNORGLE!

35 Ponygirl 05.23.06 at 8:11 pm

I can’t believe they make dogs that small and cute!

36 chunkstyle 05.23.06 at 8:31 pm

**In best Yoda voice**
Strong with this one, the `tocks are. Fabulous blue couch he belongs on.

37 gryt 05.23.06 at 9:03 pm

The ear floppage could not be better.

38 gryt 05.23.06 at 9:04 pm

The ear floppage could not be better.

39 me 05.23.06 at 10:02 pm

so cute! he looks like a tricolor version of my own little Rattie :)

40 castewar 05.23.06 at 10:32 pm

I think a Pecs and Pups catagory should be started – for the sake of fairness.

41 Carlisa 05.23.06 at 10:38 pm

Maybe the guy in the pic is waiting for his own “lei” :o )

Happy not your Birthday to you, Shorty! Cute puppy *snorgle*

42 ahphooey 05.23.06 at 11:55 pm

Oh my god it even has its own tiny stuff animal to snuggle

43 baby fawn lust 05.24.06 at 2:01 am

oh oh oh, and his coy little look…!

44 Darcy 05.24.06 at 2:10 am

chunkstyle, LoL! I really laughed out loud! What a cutie pup!

45 identity-crisis 05.24.06 at 10:38 am

hey shortie, its your birthday…(is that a song? :D )

46 Elizabeth 05.24.06 at 11:17 am

He is the cutest dog ever!!!

47 jenni joon 05.24.06 at 12:35 pm

Arbed: am scarred for life.. for life, I tells ya! Covered in hickies? Is that contagious?! (poor dood – he prolly just wanted to post a pic of his cute-as-all-get-out pupperkins and didn’t think to cover up his boobage…)

:)

48 Kyle 05.24.06 at 12:50 pm

Button nose, marble eyes, and floppy ears!!! And a stripe!!!! omg.

49 Sue 05.24.06 at 3:36 pm

Totally, totally cute!

50 Oceana 05.24.06 at 8:46 pm

I adore this site!!! so cuteeeeeeee

51 kellie 05.25.06 at 10:39 am

YAY! A Rat T! I have a pup Rat Terrier, too… hmm… pictures, huh? Muhahahaha!

52 mine 05.25.06 at 11:49 am

sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CUTE! :-)

53 Bleecker 05.25.06 at 6:38 pm

Why does the person holding this dog not have any clothes on???

54 Theo 05.25.06 at 6:49 pm

[puts on deerstalker cap, puffs on meerschaum pipe]

What do we observe in this image? Clearly, this young canine is Hawaiian, as evidenced by the plastic-flowery-thinger which has replaced his collar.

Ergo, they are vacationing upon a beach in Kawaii, which we can infer when we examine the man’s fingernails [the magnifying glass again] …and as it is not possible to see them, unfortunately, we must simply assume that the black volcanic sand is present.

Ahem. Where was I? Oh yes… and who wears clothing in Hawaii? Please. So therefore, and QED, the only conclusion that may safely be drawn is that I am a fictional lunatic. Hoo-bah-dee-doo! A chicka boom.

55 Chloe 05.26.06 at 12:31 pm

The stripe represents “a bad one”! Just watch Gremlins and you’ll see.

56 Andi 05.26.06 at 4:19 pm

The cuteness in picture 2 is nearly debilitating. I may never function properly again.

57 sarah 08.24.06 at 5:46 pm

i have a ratter too!

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