Don’t Fear the Meepers

by Meg on May 17, 2006

"Were-Bassoonist" (The late-night bassoon-playah) writes: "Lookit the baby ferrets!" Well would ya just look at them? would ya? Oh, and don’t get a flashback from that hallucinogenic blankie.

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Is it true bébé ferrets are known as ‘meepers’ ? Holy smokes, that’s the best.

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"Meep!"

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Thank you, Shimmering Lupine and Mistyka!

{ 79 comments }

1 jana 05.17.06 at 7:27 pm

first post!!! look at the sleepy babies. it’s a ferret mosh pit.

2 Zelda 05.17.06 at 7:27 pm

First! I’ve never been first!! Wheeee!

3 Zelda 05.17.06 at 7:27 pm

Awww crap. Jana!!!! How could you?!

*sob

4 Zelda 05.17.06 at 7:28 pm

The wee meepers look like bebe otters, a bit. I dig the psychadelic first pic!

5 EMH 05.17.06 at 7:28 pm

Meepers?! How cute! Baby cheek puff! *dies*

6 A thinker 05.17.06 at 7:31 pm

The intriguing question is, what is it about the pink paw print that has so drawn these baby ferrets’ attention? “Maybe it leads to…food.”

7 Marty 05.17.06 at 7:34 pm

I almost threw up because I thought the first picture was of a huge tarantula.

8 Aubrey 05.17.06 at 7:35 pm

It looks like they were playing some type of version of ferret-Twister and got a little confused.

9 najjie 05.17.06 at 7:38 pm

what sweet stinky little faces!

10 A thinker 05.17.06 at 7:38 pm

“ferret-Twister” :-D

11 maymee 05.17.06 at 7:39 pm

Just drink in all that fuzzy goodness!
meepmeep

12 Gryph 05.17.06 at 7:41 pm

Marty! I had that same reaction and nearly just clicked the window away! Thank goodness I didn’t or I would have missed the scroll down cuteness!

13 Tiffany 05.17.06 at 7:43 pm

Those are the strangest looking ferrets I’ve ever seen…Still cute though.

14 rharte 05.17.06 at 7:44 pm

Baby ferrets are called kits…. and a group of ferrets is a “business”… those kits have no business being that cute.

15 angela 05.17.06 at 7:44 pm

They kinda look like Otters…this picture just made my day, thanks for the cuteness!

16 Rissa 05.17.06 at 7:45 pm

All right Candy! I’m so glad we got the meepers on this webpage! We rule.

17 Lissa 05.17.06 at 7:46 pm

“I almost threw up because I thought the first picture was of a huge tarantula.”

omg me too… actually, more like “what on earth is THAT?!?!?! some kinda hole-in-its-stomach tarantula??”

18 M- 05.17.06 at 7:53 pm

A seven legged tarantula…. nah…. its actually ferret spin art! *g* Now they are tie-tie from making interpretive art!

19 ariel 05.17.06 at 8:04 pm

that 3rd pic: siiigh…
sigh.

20 Svenster 05.17.06 at 8:06 pm

Wow, they’re adorable!

I’m getting a ferret, nay SEVEN of them first thing in the morning!
How on earth do you make them pose in a ferret maelstrom? Tell me, tell me, tell me!

21 Marty 05.17.06 at 8:06 pm

Gryph – “scrolldown cuteness” great description!

22 Bubbles 05.17.06 at 8:06 pm

Aw, come on. Do you tarantula people really not trust our Meg? Large hairy spiders – eeesh. (Shiver) So glad wee poppet ferrets may sleep safely.

23 Theo 05.17.06 at 8:07 pm

I want these little trouble-bombs to live in my office. Now. Seriously, I’d build ferretrails. We’ve got maybe six feet of utility airspace above our drop-ceiling here; can you imagine how much fun that could be for these d00ds?

And how do they all match so perfectly with their 2-tone fur ensembles?

Oh, and slippity-sloppity-slaps to the FooPs up there. [SCOWL]

24 Theo 05.17.06 at 8:08 pm

“…and a group of ferrets is a ‘business’ “

See? THEY NEED TO COME TO WORK WITH ME.

I *will* have my Dream Office.

25 Zelda 05.17.06 at 8:10 pm

*still pouting about missing out on the First (by mere seconds!)

sigh. Oh well, I’ll cheer myself up by looking at the lil’ meepers again. I LURVE them!

26 Zelda 05.17.06 at 8:12 pm

Theo, what a brilliant idea! Ferrettrails all over the place!
I ferret-sat for some friends years ago. Their ferret baby was named Fizzy, and she was naked (had that strange disease where they lose their fur). I could hear her padding around the house on the hardwood floors.
pad pad pad
I loved her.

27 Aubrey 05.17.06 at 8:12 pm

Wait – is this one of Busby Berkeley’s lesser-known efforts?

28 greenighs 05.17.06 at 8:12 pm

ear:head! teeny tail!

29 lumenatrix 05.17.06 at 8:13 pm

It’s a pinwheel of ferrety cuteness! How did they get so organized?

30 nepspeed82 05.17.06 at 8:24 pm

Cute, that’s all I can say.

31 Zelda 05.17.06 at 8:27 pm

They look like a groovalicious paisley print in the first pic. Far out!

32 martha in mobile 05.17.06 at 8:32 pm

Cute, but so, so stinky.

33 Bot 05.17.06 at 8:33 pm

I don’t really dig the ferret lifestyle (they creep me ouuuuuttt – like, furry snake mammals – blargh), but the bebes are pret-ty cute.

34 Darcy 05.17.06 at 8:34 pm

I thought it was a huge weird-looking spider at first too! MAN, that last pic is aaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggglllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy cuuuuuuuuuutttttttttte!

35 Laura 05.17.06 at 8:40 pm

More ferret info (found randomly on the Web, so who knows if it’s correct): A male is called a hob, and a female is a jill. To some people,
neutered males are gibs and neutered females are sprites , but these
are new terms and aren’t as commonly used. A baby ferret of either
sex is a kit.

The most commonly accepted phrase for a group is “a business of
ferrets”. Some people spell it “busyness” instead. Another
possibility, “fastening” or “fesnyng,” is thought to be due to a
misreading of “bysnys” long ago.

36 Kid Ferret 05.17.06 at 8:48 pm

WHOOOOOO!

37 TheLuna 05.17.06 at 8:55 pm

That first picture looks like the ferrets have joined the cult of the pink paw print. Beware, little ferrets – don’t drink the kool-aid!!

38 Xtine 05.17.06 at 8:59 pm

That first image gave me a heart-attack: I thought that Meg had posted a tarantula and was going to try to tell me it was cute. Thank god on closer inspection that terrible thought was eradicated. Meep!

39 GreenEyedHawk 05.17.06 at 8:59 pm

In my house,if they manage to sneak past me into the bedroom, a group of ferrets is also known as “@#&%ing ferrets!!! Get back here!!”

Such cute babies!

40 pistache268 05.17.06 at 9:01 pm

Meep!

Fuzz-fuzz and more round heads.

A bébé ferret catherine wheel almost.

41 TheIdleReceptionist 05.17.06 at 9:08 pm

MEEPER DRUM CIRCLE.

Snickers at Werebassoonist…

42 E. Collison 05.17.06 at 9:19 pm

Meep reminds me of Road Runner. That said, these meepers are QUTE!

43 Zelda 05.17.06 at 9:30 pm

Bot, you oughtta see a naked one! (like my dear neighbor, Fizzy)

44 Jai 05.17.06 at 9:36 pm

lol the first pic scared the *beep* out of me at first too, thought it was some huge ass spider XD

45 Lynne and Nellie 05.17.06 at 9:41 pm

That face! I am undone by that sweet little face!

46 Mistyka 05.17.06 at 10:23 pm

Wow! I am in shock. I don’t know who submitted these but do I ever feel proud. How I got them in the Meeper Daisy (as Rissa would call it) is they were all snoozing so when they are in sleep mode, they are very cooperative. And now you know my secret. :D

47 Leilani 05.17.06 at 10:30 pm

Um, those look like baby otters to me. Are you sure they’re ferrets?

48 M- 05.17.06 at 10:36 pm

These guys are so cute but the thing that freaks me out is their sneaky little habits. I went to my friends house, sat down for a talk and drink go to leave and a ferret is in my purse, I almost walked out with it… it was cute but unerving to have a fuzzy head come out of one’s purse. I also found out they are highly maleable… the are all bendy and seem to like it… cute but very playful with much attitude…

49 alice 05.17.06 at 11:04 pm

Synchronized swimming! If ferrets could swim (can they?!), these guys would win the Olympics. Hehe, M-, I’ve never seen a real ferret – can’t say I look forward to it anymore. Squirmy creatures give me the squeamishes.

50 alice 05.17.06 at 11:07 pm

Oh and Twister! That’s what the blanket makes me think of! “Left hind leg on pink!”
*scrambling noises*

51 christina r 05.18.06 at 12:12 am

wook at the wittle woozles huw tute. makes me wish i had seen my wittle woozle when he was a baby like that

52 christina r 05.18.06 at 12:14 am

btw they aren’t too stinky

53 Wendy 05.18.06 at 12:59 am

O….M….G. I have never actually seen wittle baby ferrets before. How freakin’ cute. I can’t stand it.

54 Ant 05.18.06 at 2:03 am

Marty: Me too! I thought they were giant spiders!

55 Kie Spring 05.18.06 at 2:24 am

They are kind of cute when they grow up as well. I have one and she is cute every waking moment. She is even cute during sleeping moments. Bendy Yes, Smelly Yes, Meepalicious Most Definitely!

56 Stef 05.18.06 at 3:09 am

Help i can’t stop saying meep! MEEP! *looks around furtively*

57 Molly 05.18.06 at 4:02 am

Whoa! I had never seen a baby ferret before! Keeee-yuuuuuuute

58 Meg 05.18.06 at 5:10 am

The fact a group of ferrets are called a “Business” makes my day. That’s the best news I’ve heard in a while!

59 ruhappytoseeme 05.18.06 at 5:48 am

awww how cute! and yes they are definately baby ferrets :) I have a buiseness of ferrets altho I call them my furkids :) I have 11 of them and they dont stink because I wash their bedding every week, change their litter a few times a day and feed them very high protien foods preferably without fish in it (fish seems to make their poo smell a bit more) oh and dont bath them! If you bath a ferret their skin drys out and they produce a ton of opil to make their skin not dry and the oils dont ssmell so good. mine get a bath maybe 2 times a year (cause sometiems you just have to lol) but they dont smell nbad, people come over and are shocked I have 10 of them and that my house dont stink lol kits seem to have more of a odor then older ferrets, but they are the sweetest, funnyest animals I ahve ever known :) thanks for posting the pics, they definately make you go AWWWWWWWWWWWW :)

60 ruhappytoseeme 05.18.06 at 5:49 am

opps meant I have 10 ferrets not 11

61 ElfOwl 05.18.06 at 6:37 am

I love the ferrets, but confess to being mostly hypnotized by the blankie. That is friggin awesome! Doooood.

62 Woods Walker 05.18.06 at 8:03 am

All weasels have an oder. What do you think skunks are? There was a cute baby skunk that wanted to get into the barracks I lived in while on active duty in the army.-Woods Walker

63 jackie31337 05.18.06 at 9:30 am

“How I got them in the Meeper Daisy (as Rissa would call it) is they were all snoozing so when they are in sleep mode, they are very cooperative. And now you know my secret. :D ” – Mistyka

Apparently that’s Anne Geddes’ secret as well.

These little ferret babies are sooooo cute! I really should stop viewing this site at work -it’s getting really hard to suppress the “awwwwww!” reflex. :)

64 little miao 05.18.06 at 12:00 pm

I’m overcome by the cuteness of these psychadelic ferrets!! In the first pic, they look like they’re conspiring in their sleep… so cute.

65 Queen of the Weezils 05.18.06 at 12:45 pm

An old word for a group of ferrets is a fesnyng. But these are the weirdest-looking ferrets I have seen. Too dark, but oh-so-cute!

66 ♥'s G.D. & animals 05.18.06 at 1:53 pm

ANH! MEEPERS! SWEET SWEET MEEPERS!

67 Leiah 05.18.06 at 1:55 pm

Any chance these babies are for sale? I would love to take one home!

68 eviless hardin 05.18.06 at 3:18 pm

I have two, Big Al and Heffleump, they are busy ferreting out the truth,lol.

69 Rhea H. 05.18.06 at 3:48 pm

this is just, too much cuteness!

70 A Fine Morsel 05.18.06 at 3:54 pm

I love the second photo–the two on the far left are smooching! They need to comfort each other because that psychedelic blanket is freaking them out…

71 fullottermoon 05.18.06 at 4:30 pm

I certainly wish baby ferrets were called meepers! (good name for a ferret, though- gotta write it down!) But they’re called kits- adult males = hobs (never occurred to me when I named my “Hobbes!” I was thinking of the cartoon “Calvin & Hobbes!)– adult female = a jill. A group is called a “business” (sucks!).
I also want to know where someone got ferrets that color- 1/2 grey & 1/2 black!! Never have seen such a thing but could picture 1 @ my house!! (just don’t mention it to DH……)

72 Smash 05.18.06 at 6:42 pm

Remember the bunny Wednesday? And hamster day? We need a ferret day!! I say – Ferret Fridays all through the month of June!

Ferret kits are so cute! In Poland, a friend had 11 ferret kits – some are white with a dark T down their backs, while others are dark brown. They are majorly adernable!!

More ferrets please!!!!

73 Carlisa 05.18.06 at 6:43 pm

Jeepers…. Creepers…
Where’d ya get those Meepers?

74 Carlisa 05.18.06 at 6:45 pm

They look like their in a football huddle in the 1st pic!

75 moptopmousE 05.18.06 at 7:29 pm

what spacestation were these pix taken on anyway and are you sure there are earth-ferrets they look like lil’ jupiter-pups

76 Juniper 05.19.06 at 11:05 pm

I am so glad I’m not the only one who saw a spider out of the corner of my eye!

On closer examination they are quite adorable…just not in that formation :-P

77 Cloudbusting 05.21.06 at 9:06 am

The first picture should be titled Fractal Ferrets

78 Jen 05.21.06 at 12:23 pm

Baby ferrets.
Baby. Ferrets!
Ferrets…only baby-sized!

I can’t believe it.
They’re gonna be so hyper when they grow up…for the four hours a day they’re awake.

I had one grown-up ferret (got her when she was seven years old), and she was the cutest thing ever. She learned how to roll over on command for Froot Loops.

I love ferrets.

79 equus 06.09.06 at 8:32 pm

Oh, that is too cute! Baby ferrets. Their eyes aren’t even open yet! AW!

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