Theo, asleep on the job

by Meg on May 31, 2006

…That’s if Theo ever ever DID sleep. Theo, I think you should win some kind of ‘SuperFan’ Moderator-at-Large, Glossary Enhancer award. Now, if I could only think of the right type of kitten to send you as thanks…

Theo

This snooze-a-rama courtesy of "Boxer" the cat and sender-inner Jeremy who wrote up his check list before sending in: "Crossed front paws with one curled over, check…Big smile on his face, check. Strange twisted sleeping position, check."

{ 52 comments }

1 Tony James 05.31.06 at 8:41 pm

Marmahlayde Kitteh!! mWoot! Pwn! POIT!

2 AuntieMame 05.31.06 at 8:45 pm

Hmm…that’s a tough one, Meg. Lessee…a tiger kitteh? No, wait…a tortoiseshell? Ooh, I have it! A marmalade!

(Why do I feel like taking a feather and tickling kitteh’s lil tummeh?)

3 Theo 05.31.06 at 8:45 pm

*** splode ***

4 mariser 05.31.06 at 8:46 pm

sender-inner Jeremy forgot:
“crossed back paws high in the air, check”.

do the Rules of Cuteness(TM) differentiate between front and back paws? ‘cuz if they don’t, they otter…

5 FW Sunshine 05.31.06 at 8:46 pm

oh….mah…..GAWD!!!! He looks just my darlin’ Bustopher Jones, curled paws, sweet belly, pink kisable nose and all. SNORGLE!!!

6 maymee 05.31.06 at 8:47 pm

The back feet are KILLING me.

7 Solange 05.31.06 at 8:48 pm

OMG! i soooo love it when cats do this! I get in there and just swoosh my face against that belly and emerge with all that hair stuck to my face. No worries, no problems, good times….

8 mariser 05.31.06 at 8:48 pm
9 Svenster 05.31.06 at 8:49 pm

MARRR! MEH! LAID!

Soooo peaceful. I’m quite sure kitteh won’t mind us snorgling his belly.

10 Solange 05.31.06 at 8:52 pm

snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle! and more snorgling!!!

11 herenthere 05.31.06 at 8:55 pm

That is a kitteh in need of a good snorgle…and I’m just the human to deliver it!

12 A thinker 05.31.06 at 8:56 pm

I *lurve* the crossed back paws. Wonderful kitteh.

13 E. Collison 05.31.06 at 9:02 pm

it appears to be wearing “kittaloon” (see post on “bunnaloons” below).

14 E. Collison 05.31.06 at 9:02 pm

Oops – “kittaloons,” that is.

15 Aubrey 05.31.06 at 9:04 pm

Double crossedness…curled tail…marmalade with butterscotch swirls (can it be?)…lustrous chocolate satin sheets…this cuteness is cracking my cranium like Krakatoa.

16 alice 05.31.06 at 9:08 pm

Awww I wanna snorgle Pseudo-Theo! What a cute, stripey, Cheshire tail!

17 alice 05.31.06 at 9:10 pm

oooh would that count as one paws-up or two? After all, one is curled down.

18 Zelda 05.31.06 at 9:10 pm

Oooh, he’s doing “rabbit feet” with his back feet! I MUST SNORGLE!!

19 E. Collison 05.31.06 at 9:16 pm

teho must be in a meeting – I’m amazed that he hasn’t commented yet!

20 Aubrey 05.31.06 at 9:21 pm

EC:
He suffered a cuteness explosion, post #3. Still recovering, perhaps.

21 Theo 05.31.06 at 9:26 pm

im supposed to be able to drive in half an hour
how am i going to do it like this
splain pleez

22 A thinker 05.31.06 at 9:31 pm
23 Kristie 05.31.06 at 9:38 pm

OMG! I so want to blow raspberries on that beautiful kitten tummy!!! He is positively dee-lish!

24 Molly Molly Oxen Free 05.31.06 at 9:42 pm

His back paws are crossed too!

25 purplepansy 05.31.06 at 9:48 pm

ooooooooooooo doze fuzzbug kneeeeeeez!!!!!

26 Theo 05.31.06 at 9:49 pm

Woo, opera hippos! Bed monsters! SNORGOYLES!!
Thanks, Thinker.

27 alice 05.31.06 at 10:06 pm

Yipes! to Cuteoverlord – same guy who won losingest on Cutetracker? (Most) still cute, though evil.

28 Trish 05.31.06 at 10:16 pm

Oh, if only he was on the blue couch of fabulousness!

29 Mrono 05.31.06 at 10:35 pm

I love the front paws, sooooo kawaii

30 Susan 05.31.06 at 10:50 pm

Yeah, it’s the fuzzy pantaloon knees and the crossed back feet, plus the curled-over tail… He’s just begging for somebody to blow a raspberry into his tummy.

31 Brak_Silverbone 05.31.06 at 11:03 pm

Yup. Those curled-up back paws destroyed my brain, too.

32 tm 05.31.06 at 11:43 pm

*door closing behind her so she can go find a simmilar kitty at a shelter*
screw lease agreements, i need to snorgle!!!

33 jaypo 06.01.06 at 12:43 am

Oh, little Heot, I’m all afluster,
with your fluffy, fuzzy-buster.
Heto, Othe, Tharmalade,
Marmatheto, Theomade,
Your kittaloons are pow’rful stuff,
You are Meister of Master Fluff.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/01/the_master_fluf.html

34 Aubrey 06.01.06 at 12:52 am

Ah, Master Fluff. One of the first images I ever saw on Cute Overload. I was hospitalized for a week.

35 kitty 06.01.06 at 12:53 am

whatever. i’ve sent in countless pictures of my adorable marmalade kitty, hobbes, in various snoozing, cross-pawed, and other rules-of-cuteness-fulfilling positions and never once has he shown up here. i’m bitter.

36 A thinker 06.01.06 at 12:53 am

We are Very Clever Poets, we, here on CO. Good job, jaypo.

37 jaypo 06.01.06 at 1:03 am

oh, kitty, don’t be bitter! Many of us have sent in lots of stuff to Meg too–she must get a bajillion photos a week. Imagine having to pick only two a day out of gazillions!! I can’t even count that high. How can a kitty named Hobbes NOT be cute? Give him a smooch for me.

38 Keiri 06.01.06 at 2:13 am

“it appears to be wearing “kittaloons” (see post on “bunnaloons” below).” YES! I was just going to say the same thing! Kittaloons on ‘dorable squishy crossed feeties.

My husband and I call the front paw motion “bunny feets” when our cat does it.

39 Diana 06.01.06 at 2:53 am

We had a kitteh like this named Opie…also one named Bustopher Jones. But since he was a “cat about town,” he was wearing a Tuxedo! I also love kittehs who put a paw over their eyes to block out the light when needing a nap.

40 Zombie 06.01.06 at 3:11 am

This Kitteh Looks All Relaxed And Cute, But He’s Got That Look Like He Knows Some Serious Kung Fu.

41 lauowolf 06.01.06 at 4:09 am

No one has even mentioned his adorable PINK NOSE.
And look at those ears.
You can see that they are smooshable ears.
Do you think his own cuteness will wake him soon?
Maybe I should just sit here and wait to see.

42 lauowolf 06.01.06 at 4:12 am

And his little tummy bulge to the left.
And those smooshable ears are big.
And those paws are big.
This kitty is PERFECT.
(I’m going and giving my cats a talking to: “Why aren’t you guys being more like Boxer?” That’ll work.)

43 Moonie 06.01.06 at 12:30 pm

Squee! *bouncebounce* Snoozy paw crossy smilie marmalade kitteh!
*runs off to snorgle her own marmalade…*

44 courtenay 06.01.06 at 12:49 pm

on this one, the caption forgot toe curls on sweetie back padsies….MAJOR “AWWWWWWWWWW” factor

45 kariboo 06.01.06 at 1:16 pm

more orange kitty belly here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/karebear_420

also, a few pics for that cuteoverlord site :)

46 Kris, in New England 06.01.06 at 1:34 pm

This is a Rule of Cuteness all on its own – man is he gorgeous. WHAT is it about the Marmie Kitties. Friends have one named Raja and he does the same thing – most affectionate kittie EVER. And very diplomatic about it – if 2 people are sitting on opposite sides of their sofa, Raja will spread himself between the 2, with front paws on one, and back paws on another. LOVE the kitties!!!

47 herpantsness 06.01.06 at 3:01 pm

Oh, the seductive power of an oinge kittles. I want to keess the part on the belly where the fur changes directions.

48 mariser 06.01.06 at 3:03 pm

kariboo,

love your flickr set. Oscar (great name) is a fine representative of the yeller/marmalade/pint lion tribe. the slurping and sunbeam pics are great!

/don’t mean to diss Isis…is just that yeller kittehs, well, erm, they hold power over me.

49 kariboo 06.01.06 at 3:16 pm

mariser: you’ve got a gorgeous orange, too! soo sweet! sooo full of ice cream :) 0>

50 mariser 06.01.06 at 3:43 pm

Kariboo,

thanks a bunch! Steven Elizabeth is my pride and joy.

yep! he luvs icecream. and yogurt. and smoothies. and strawberries. and lettuce. and raw asparagus. and cooked asparagus. and greens. and fortune cookies. and everything else…

51 CMR 06.01.06 at 3:54 pm

TOE CURLAGE! YES!

52 hannah 06.03.06 at 11:13 am

wow this website rocks

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