Hey Shortie, it’s your birthday…

…we’re gonna party like it’s your birthday

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We’re gonna drink Bacardi like it’s your birthday

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Be-cause we don’t give a %#$!! it’s not your birthday!

Shortie the anerable rat terrier pup was sent in by his posse & Melissa H.

57 comments … read them below or add one

  1. stasha says:

    Buntocks!

  2. stasha says:

    Buntocks!

  3. dwine says:

    so his leg is better now?

  4. dwine says:
  5. TheLuna says:

    Look at the puppy claws in that first shot! You just know they’re razor sharp.

  6. greenighs says:

    Happy birfday, puppy!!

  7. M- says:

    OMG…. soooo cute…. it can be his birfday all day!!

  8. *tara says:

    aw puppy booty!

  9. arbed says:

    My god – I can almost see man-nipple! Have you no shame?

    Heehee – had to say it.

    How old is the pup? Do they get bigger? He’s such a cutie!

  10. StormCat says:

    I’m sure I sound like a NUT in my office oooohing and ahhhing over this little pooch…OMG!!!! The second pic with his little stuffed animal is just to die for!!!

    I wuvs him!!!!

  11. A thinker says:

    Gangly awkward little adolescent legs–hee!

    What a cutie.

  12. alice says:

    Marble eyes scare me a bit in the first picture. True to the man-nipple!
    What is that stuffed animal Shortie has there in the second picture? Looks like a stuffed turkey or chicken, no pun intended :D

  13. Aly says:

    Is that a mini-lei? Hells no. That’s awesome.

  14. alice says:

    continuing the song… I want to give THIS thug a hug!

  15. JessJess says:

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEH!!! So teeny tiny itty bitty wittle pup-pup! I just want to snuggle him to my bosom and kiss him all over (which won’t take long consider how small he is).

    Positively anerable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. E. Collison says:

    The tacky plastic lei is funny, too…

  17. Aubrey says:

    Eyes glazed, wearing a lei…this pup is hungover. He needs a bit of the hair of the dog to snap out of it.

  18. Torie says:

    Where is it’s tail?

  19. JAWjaw says:

    OMG Never even heard of such a breed! Has to one of the most adorable little teeeeeenist things I’ve ever seen!!!

  20. jenni joon says:

    “..won’t you back that THANG up…!”

    Pupper-tocks! Wah.. so cutie cute! And I *luv* how she/he has tewtelly accessorized with a pink lei. Work it, pupper! It’s yer burf-day!

  21. I like the pink eyebrow-type-things that match the inside of the ears!

  22. Trish says:

    The little Jack in the Pulpit ear flops are k*i*l*l*i*n*g me. I lof dem. And the buff eyebrows… you know they move with each expression.
    And, of course, the ‘tocks. Can’t deny the ‘tocks.

  23. ariel says:

    schmooshie puppie bum snuggle w/the tiny stuffanimal &flopsy w/the shiny eyes! mrph!

  24. Deloni says:

    Don’t forget about that ear flop!

  25. jenny says:

    this cutie is amazing. however, a hairy naked man with a hicky is holding our beloved pup in the first pic. what’s going on?!

  26. Jan Spencer says:

    My old supervisor had a rat terrier, and she brought him to work when he was a puppy….SO cute!!

  27. wtf says:

    eeeeeeeewwwwww! hairy nekked man with hikky!! yick!!!! ><

    but the pupper, OMG the pupper!! i vansh toooo shnorggggllllleeee!!! oh please oh please, lemme shnorgle????? **Meeeeeeeep**

  28. Zelda says:

    SQUEEEEE!!!

  29. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    I bought my Rat Terrier at 8 weeks and this little dude looks NO OLDER than that. TOOOO much!!!

  30. jenni joon says:

    DOH! Hickey!! Oh-mah-gawd.. ewww… cover that thing up, dewd! And people, are we SURE he’s nekkid?? Omg. Hope not. In fact, am gonna think he is NOT nekkid…

  31. arbed says:

    Jenni Joon: He’s nekkid *AND* covered with hickies!!! RUN, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

  32. Catwoman says:

    Stop obsessing over the human! Get a life! The puppy is adorable!! I want him!!!

  33. Trish says:

    Why, I believe Senor Puppertocks is giving that little stuffed animal a hickey.
    Will someone please think of the children?

  34. regina says:

    Puptocks, ear flop, and a strip on his head…MUST SNORGLE!

  35. Ponygirl says:

    I can’t believe they make dogs that small and cute!

  36. chunkstyle says:

    **In best Yoda voice**
    Strong with this one, the `tocks are. Fabulous blue couch he belongs on.

  37. gryt says:

    The ear floppage could not be better.

  38. gryt says:

    The ear floppage could not be better.

  39. me says:

    so cute! he looks like a tricolor version of my own little Rattie :)

  40. castewar says:

    I think a Pecs and Pups catagory should be started – for the sake of fairness.

  41. Carlisa says:

    Maybe the guy in the pic is waiting for his own “lei” :o )

    Happy not your Birthday to you, Shorty! Cute puppy *snorgle*

  42. ahphooey says:

    Oh my god it even has its own tiny stuff animal to snuggle

  43. baby fawn lust says:

    oh oh oh, and his coy little look…!

  44. Darcy says:

    chunkstyle, LoL! I really laughed out loud! What a cutie pup!

  45. hey shortie, its your birthday…(is that a song? :D )

  46. Elizabeth says:

    He is the cutest dog ever!!!

  47. jenni joon says:

    Arbed: am scarred for life.. for life, I tells ya! Covered in hickies? Is that contagious?! (poor dood – he prolly just wanted to post a pic of his cute-as-all-get-out pupperkins and didn’t think to cover up his boobage…)

    :)

  48. Kyle says:

    Button nose, marble eyes, and floppy ears!!! And a stripe!!!! omg.

  49. Sue says:

    Totally, totally cute!

  50. Oceana says:

    I adore this site!!! so cuteeeeeeee

  51. kellie says:

    YAY! A Rat T! I have a pup Rat Terrier, too… hmm… pictures, huh? Muhahahaha!

  52. mine says:

    sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    CUTE! :-)

  53. Bleecker says:

    Why does the person holding this dog not have any clothes on???

  54. Theo says:

    [puts on deerstalker cap, puffs on meerschaum pipe]

    What do we observe in this image? Clearly, this young canine is Hawaiian, as evidenced by the plastic-flowery-thinger which has replaced his collar.

    Ergo, they are vacationing upon a beach in Kawaii, which we can infer when we examine the man’s fingernails [the magnifying glass again] …and as it is not possible to see them, unfortunately, we must simply assume that the black volcanic sand is present.

    Ahem. Where was I? Oh yes… and who wears clothing in Hawaii? Please. So therefore, and QED, the only conclusion that may safely be drawn is that I am a fictional lunatic. Hoo-bah-dee-doo! A chicka boom.

  55. Chloe says:

    The stripe represents “a bad one”! Just watch Gremlins and you’ll see.

  56. Andi says:

    The cuteness in picture 2 is nearly debilitating. I may never function properly again.

  57. sarah says:

    i have a ratter too!