Well it’s a one for the money, two for the show

A THREE TO GET READY
Now, go cat GO

Elvis

Sender ‘Liquidmindquest’ prefers the young Elvis, BTW.

67 comments … read them below or add one

  1. blondie mae says:

    am i the first one? wooo hoo!
    what is it? I WANT ONE!

  2. NightOwl says:

    Call me crazy, but I don’t find this the least bit cute.

  3. Kristen says:

    I agree. Regular ol’ gueanie (?) pig.

  4. michelle says:

    I heart the piggie!
    I want a whole herd (?) of them – my squeeing will match their squeeing!

  5. Renee says:

    I guess it sort of looks like Elvis? Or perhaps Elvis-hair?

  6. Theo says:

    ‘scuse? No cat NO.

  7. Mel says:

    OhmyLORD it’s ELVIS! The KANG lives! *thump*

  8. A thinker says:

    I think it’s a Scottish terrier/guinea pig/My Little Pony hybrid.

    That, upon scientific investigation, is the conclusion.

  9. jaypo says:

    A guinea kitty puppy pig! Way cute!!

  10. pheral says:

    aaaaahahaha! that’s fantastic. respect the quiff.

  11. arbed says:

    so *that’s* where my fluffy duster thingy went……

  12. Cassidy says:

    no jaypos wrong its an anerable pig puppy kitty guinea fish’s mom’s ancestor’s brother’s dog’s dad’s masters stuffed animal thing.
    -oh i dont care its just cute and furry and thats all that matters-

  13. alice says:

    hehe I could not tell what it was either! I thought it was one of those mop dogs at first and then possibly a kitty. ‘Had a hard time finding its face, too. It’s totally a hybrid, A thinker et al! unless it’s from outer space.

  14. alice says:

    side note: REAL kitty on my lap here getting jealous of my looking at other cute animals and putting her head on my hand so I can’t scroll!

  15. E. Collison says:

    Nose and mouth argue in favor of this animal’s essential GP-ness.

  16. jaypo says:

    Awwwwwww! Alice, that’s so perfect–warm kitty chin on hand and golden eyes looking up, “Looky, mom, aren’t I perfect? Don’t you just *love* me?”

  17. Aubrey says:

    The mesmerizing gleam in its eye – plus the tweety-bird blankie – has me ready to do as I am bid.

  18. Charissa says:

    Nah, just more furry and hairy than cute

  19. A thinker says:

    It even has an astonishingly-red teddy bear. Theo, I think you’ve got some serious rivals to your couchmasters, there.

  20. E. Collison says:

    Perhaps if it started belting out the “Guinea Pig Song” a la young Elvis, we might take this more seriously? ;)

  21. jaypo says:
  22. E. Collison says:

    Oh jaypo, you shouldn’t have! [Hee.]

    My favorite is actually the “Bing Cavy” video.

  23. alice says:

    *giggles* to the guinea pig song, jaypo! That and Theo’s “Badgerbadger” song are going to give me an earworms!

  24. alice says:

    minus the “an”!

  25. E. Collison says:

    here’s a link to “The Real Bing Cavy” (Bing is also the star of the GP Song):

    http://members.aol.com/bingguineabing/bingcavy.html

  26. Theo says:

    I can’t take credit for the badgers, Alice… that’s strictly Weebl’s fault.
    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/

  27. Theo says:

    E.C. — HOLY CRAP, I FOUND WALDO!

  28. E. Collison says:

    There are 60 different GPs in that video, y’know. ;)

  29. jaypo says:

    No, thank YOU, EC! I love Bing!!

  30. E. Collison says:

    jaypo: ??? Because Bing is the star of “The Real Bing Cavy”…

  31. jaypo says:

    EC, also–your comment was hijacked yesterday by another website… One of my comments was intercepted by a weird website tonight, on the roo pict I think. Makes me think I should run a few pest utilities on my laptop.

  32. E. Collison says:

    I know… It’s happened before, too. (Hijacking by other Typepad blogs.)

    As for the bing Cavy vid., I love the part about hopping around like fatty litle antelopes. [Hee again.]

  33. nilla says:

    Aw, cute little goth piggie! *piggie smirks* “I am not ‘cute’; I am the essence of darkness, a fluffy child of the night.” *piggie sulks away and flops down into a dark corner to write melancholy poetry*

  34. Aubrey says:

    Oh, the glossy gothness…makes me want to pour myself some of my favorite absinthe – ‘The Green Cavy’ – and read a few pages of “Fleurs du Piggies”.

  35. ElfOwl, M.A. says:

    Heehee! Goth Guinea! Guinea Pig angst! I love it.

  36. jaypo says:

    “Because Bing is the star of ‘The Real Bing Cavy’…”

    I love all of it! “His bum is on his lips/His bum is on his lips” Bing, such a silly boy but all the girls lof him…!

    Yeah, he only gets a cameo in the link I posted… check out the credits.

  37. sus says:

    in my best steve martin voice – what the hell is that thing?

  38. Jessica says:

    hm. they post this crap but not mine. and my crap is actually cute. strange.

  39. dazie says:

    nilla- perfect. :)

  40. arvee says:

    oh snap. totally elvis.

  41. Tony James says:

    Horrified that he had yacked up another hairball on the blanket, Mr. Fuzzypants attempted to sculpt it into the shape of a guinea pig in the hopes that it would not be noticed.

  42. BunRab says:

    Abby-ruvian guinea pigs have funny hair. I love how they get crests or sometimes even mohawks. And some of them have tail fins or spoilers!
    *I* think he’s cute, and that’s what counts!

  43. Chellikers says:

    Oops, last comment was a doozie. Stupid thing, running away before I could finish.

    His hairdo is so “prosh”! I do adore the style of the shag lately. I can tell he’s really ready to surf it up with the big guys. Curl it next time, Mr. Elvees!

  44. E. Collison says:

    though, from another standpoint, this GP looks like it could be on cuteoverlord’s site – yikes! (That eye.)

  45. hedgedog says:

    what…is…THAT?

  46. nnn says:

    I thought it was the Black Rabbit of Inle at first

    You need to find someone on the other side of the world to post when you are asleep, Meg

  47. Alex says:

    I cant tell which end is which!

    Just all black and fuzzy : )

    http://r2000.blogspot.com

  48. ♥'sG.D. & animals says:

    no, no, this isn’t really cute except for the velvet statuet of a sour-patch kid. i can’t even find the cats face!

  49. ♥'sG.D. & animals says:

    jayp that was in an old post n herebefore, but i still love that song




    ^_^

  50. The Guy Over There says:

    Someone saw a falling star and wished their toupee came to life! :O

  51. Theo says:

    Someone must’ve been waaaay drunk, then. [mini-LOL]

  52. ariel says:

    haw!
    dood, i sthaw a schooting schtarrrr. i wisch my toupee was aLIVE! (stumble)

  53. ariel says:

    wha?? dood, my toupee is grunting! wuaa-ah-ah, get it off me! (flings guinea-wig, sobers up.)

  54. Theo says:

    OK, who’s been mixing Bunny Creams for Ariel again?

  55. ariel says:

    haw haw, GUINEA-WIG!
    JEENYUSH!

  56. Theo says:

    …and, um, Ariel, what was up with that toupee, anyway??

  57. ariel says:

    axschthually, i justh losth my thoo front theeth.

  58. ariel says:

    and my hair

  59. ElfOwl says:

    Now we know what to give Ariel for Christmas . . .

  60. Theo says:

    I suspect this sneaky boy has a few more teeth than he started with. You might inquire. I mean, they don’t even *match*.
    http://cuteoverlord.blogspot.com/2006/02/helloim-mr-dead_20.html

    As for the hair…
    http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/767625/2/istockphoto_767625_bad_hair_day.jpg

  61. ariel says:

    does that wig come with the tan face?

  62. Jan Spencer says:

    Is that a lock of Elvis’ hair there in front of him on the bed??? Ohhhhh, please! I want it! I want it! (what’s ebay’s addy???)

  63. aj says:

    That thing scares me. Just say no to glowing eyes!! Hello red eye reduction!

  64. Kris, in New England says:

    Ooo – Pigeeeee! Too prosh. Give his back a little tickle and he’ll purr fur shure.

    “So where’s the salad?”

  65. kat says:

    aww cute pig, but all 13 of mine are cuter. ;) I have one that looks like that except she is ginger, white and black.. not just plain black. She is cuter than this one. I will try send it to CuteOverload.

  66. maja says:

    Aaahh, the tragedy of the blacks! Whether it is a guinea pig or a cat. No matter how sweet and cute the animal, photo’s only show a black hole, nothingness, the void, with two (or in this case one) glowing eye(s). I nicknamed my little black cat Nazgul. .

  67. chacha says:

    Gosh, y’all, I know he’s not doing anything in particular, but just the FACT of a guinea wig is cute! He’s a shaggy li’l Elvis fer sure.