[Sung to the tune of 'Copa Cobana' by Barry Manilow]
Her name was Penny, She was a hamstah
She was the-size of a coin, lots of money she purloined
She would m-e-r-i-n-g-u-e, and do the cha-cha,
She had the tiniest of ears, tiny paws and a striped rear,
And then the punches flew, and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
Sent in by Emily White, owned by Dennis Milechin—a 2-week old bébé Russian dwarf hammie.